Just some celebrating of a goal.... wait what?

quitefunny · 2012-10-01T21:52:38+00:00

C'mon guys it's just a celebratory dick-nibble.

GregularJoe · 2012-10-01T22:30:51+00:00

Looks like that crazy FIFA 13 physics engine is acting up again!

pathless · 2012-10-01T23:38:23+00:00

Good old fashion Bro Chomp

ProbNotDangerous · 2012-10-01T23:14:25+00:00

"Oh is that your penis? Got your penis~ tehe. Good game good game, team. Let's keep it up boys."

owwhatthe · 2012-10-02T01:03:20+00:00

As a soccer player, I can explain...

I don't know what the fuck this is.

zpoz18 · 2012-10-01T19:47:42+00:00

what

conwyt · 2012-10-01T22:10:57+00:00

There is nothing not gay about what that guy did.

MakesComics · 2012-10-01T21:50:07+00:00

Dick Vampire.

ukiyoe · 2012-10-02T00:32:08+00:00

"So, did you notice that thing I did? Did you like it? Hey, that's cool, I didn't like it either, yeah... Cool man."

Nathan561 · 2012-10-01T22:33:30+00:00

Reminds me of this

Timid_Pimp · 2012-10-02T03:17:06+00:00

Possible back story?

elbruce · 2012-10-02T00:34:58+00:00

In his defense, it was a really important goal.

GoalsGalore · 2012-10-01T22:17:59+00:00

I'm pretty sure that Jose Reyes (ex-Arsenal) was the guy on the receiving end of that.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-10-01T20:00:09+00:00

Looks like normal soccer to me.

patrickPowns · 2012-10-02T00:09:11+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
That isnt how you high five someone...	9^coms	28^pts	3^mos	funny
That isn't how you high five someone...	29^coms	408^pts	4^mos	funny
Thats not how you high five someone...	1^com	21^pts	4^mos	funny
Red Card?	9^coms	28^pts	6^mos	gifs
That's not right.	220^coms	1033^pts	6^mos	WTF
A tender moment	40^coms	95^pts	1^yr	gifs
Oh soccer WTF	20^coms	56^pts	1^yr	WTF

source: karmadecay

pinkythug · 2012-10-01T22:47:46+00:00

I wonder if he said 'no homo' before doing that

steve2166 · 2012-10-02T02:38:54+00:00

just a quick mouth hug of the penis, its normal

largebore · 2012-10-02T02:24:21+00:00

My husband told me this is the new form of mouth to mouth. He says I should practice every night.

spaghettiJesus · 2012-10-02T02:01:33+00:00

He's playing "Rabbi".

Ironicallypredictabl · 2012-10-01T22:19:27+00:00

LOL, you guys act like you have never seen how soccer players act.

duramater4 · 2012-10-01T22:24:22+00:00

Brothers

ShakeyJakey · 2012-10-01T23:01:17+00:00

Whatever rocks your boat

Clitaristocrat · 2012-10-01T23:09:13+00:00

What is the point of this? It looked like something popped..

DEVi4TION · 2012-10-01T23:40:09+00:00

People act just like monkeys sometimes

unireed · 2012-10-02T00:50:12+00:00

looks like he was wiping his nose on the other guy's shorts. dick move

Doobytime · 2012-10-02T01:52:13+00:00

That's me and my friends secret hand shake

the_antipop · 2012-10-02T02:16:33+00:00

Hey congrats, let me kiss your dick ..... I mean uhhhhh, ya. I still want to kiss your dick

Jacksonhighlander · 2012-10-02T02:20:21+00:00

First butt slapping and now this...

unic0rnPoo_istasty · 2012-10-02T02:30:21+00:00

Actually made me say Wtf out loud

weedandhookerspit · 2012-10-02T02:40:23+00:00

I was expecting the guy jerking the scorer through the shorts from previous posts bug the dick bite was a pleasant surprise.

ImSoChangry · 2012-10-02T02:52:40+00:00

Ah, celebration http://seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kawasakimount.gif

greedystar138 · 2012-10-02T04:08:04+00:00

What's this world coming to when one man biting another man's penis in celebration of a sporting triumph is mocked publicly?

BuddhaEye · 2012-10-02T04:08:44+00:00

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg

bbcarolan · 2012-10-02T04:17:23+00:00

I think this sums it up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

elmatto · 2012-10-02T04:25:08+00:00

This guy doesn't help the stereotype in America that soccer players are all fairies. Not that it really matters anyways. Can you imagine how hilarious soccer would be if they were all flamboyantly gay?

mbluhm36420 · 2012-10-02T04:27:21+00:00

Just a little taste

mofuckinmocha · 2012-10-02T04:32:52+00:00

Typical Mitch, couldn't wait for the showers.

themach6racer · 2012-10-02T05:13:25+00:00

Nothing says "congratulations" more than a chomp on the old toadstool.

ulmxn · 2012-10-02T05:29:57+00:00

GODDAMMIT FIFA 13!

mike368 · 2012-10-02T06:34:19+00:00

If it was rugby would that be considered raking?

smegma_legs · 2012-10-01T23:44:03+00:00

tell me again how soccer isn't gay.

Theonlyjrhysing · 2012-10-01T23:42:46+00:00

I'll just leave this here

Tyra_Cunningham · 2012-10-02T00:49:14+00:00

Just proof that soccer is gay.

Stocaz · 2012-10-02T04:23:41+00:00

Soccer is as gay or possibly even gayer than a bunch of gay men having gay sex in a gay bathhouse in the gayest part of the gayest neighborhood in San Francisco. During a gay pride parade.

snowlion13 · 2012-10-02T00:34:13+00:00

thats what happens when you trust gay people into your team

Lizardizzle · 2012-10-01T23:58:04+00:00

Jonny_Watts · 2012-10-02T00:55:43+00:00

Soccer is gay... literally?

kirk27 · 2012-10-01T20:38:30+00:00

probably_high · 2012-10-02T01:09:08+00:00

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HammerwithaD · 2012-10-02T04:18:22+00:00

Fucking faggot.

art_fey · 2012-10-01T21:38:11+00:00

Oh, those crazy Iranian footballers. Gentlemen, I believe the emphasis is on "foot".

WTF

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