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[–]mistersparrow 83 points84 points ago

MIKE JONES

[–]StankBird 25 points26 points ago

Who?

[–]shittycappuccino 27 points28 points ago

Mike Jones.

[–]luckyratfoot 15 points16 points ago

Who?

[–]canuckfanatic 23 points24 points ago

Mike Jones?

[–]faustelo 16 points17 points ago

281-330-8004 ! can't believe I remembered that.

[–]pHreaksYcle 4 points5 points ago

hit Mike Jones up on the low, cuz Mike Jones about to BLOW!

a dude.

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 2 points3 points ago

Dats the number you can hit me on!

[–]DiamondCut_sXe 4 points5 points ago

When you call ask fo' MIKE JONES!

[–]hotdoginmyshithole 2 points3 points ago

678-999-8212

[–]uk2knerf -1 points0 points ago

Ey yo it's soulja boy

[–]iambasedgod 1 point2 points ago

Glad you did.

[–]hippiewench 0 points1 point ago

Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot, they all on me.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

867-5309

Can't believe it's not butter!

[–]Zerraphina -1 points0 points ago

867-5309

[–]thegreatchuy -3 points-2 points ago

*713

[–]thegreatchuy 1 point2 points ago

Well damn, my bad.

[–]dukeeaglesfan 11 points12 points ago

Nope. Patrick.

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER 1 point2 points ago

Anus

[–]theHip 2 points3 points ago

Where does this Who is Mike Jones thing come from?

[–]circledivides 5 points6 points ago

Houston

[–]23rdMonarch 3 points4 points ago

Mike Jones was/is a rapper from Houston. There was about a year back in the 2000's were you couldn't turn on a hip-hop/rap radio station in Texas and not hear one of his songs.

His most popular song was called "Who is Mike Jones" and went something like:

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!

[–]mistersparrow 3 points4 points ago

I have ears and can confirm this. Also, I live in Atlanta and can say that he was also very popular here.

[–]theHip 0 points1 point ago

LOL, Thank you! I live in Canada, I have never heard of him before. Well, that is kind of a lie. I am a Built to Spill fan; and in 2006 when their You in Reverse album came out, someone leaked a copy onto the internet like a month before it was to release. In this leaked copy, every 30 seconds over the music, a voice would ask "Who is Mike Jones!?". It baffled myself, and my other Built to Spill fan friends.

And before anyone asks, yes I did download the leaked copy, but I knew I was buying the cd anyways when it came out.

[–]23rdMonarch 0 points1 point ago

hahaha. I just looked up who Built to Spill is. do you have a link to that leaked copy?

[–]premediesel -3 points-2 points ago

You beat me to it. Have my Karma.

[–]Fat_FAT_dick 0 points1 point ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]dpx -1 points0 points ago

RICK JAMES, BITCH!

[–]mymybrimi 177 points178 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Wait, who designed this? 152coms 906pts 2mos funny
Who? 271coms 1004pts 5mos funny
Wait, who designed this again? 57coms 503pts 9mos WTF
Overkill? 429coms 1133pts 11mos funny
Who makes your jacket? 3coms 11pts 9mos funny
I heard you like Marc Jacobs 0coms 0pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]singlended 10 points11 points ago

It seems right that this is the top post

[–]lemonpjb 1 point2 points ago

Even your title is clichéd hack, OP.

[–]djc2012 -4 points-3 points ago

What's with these karmawhore's?

[–]teusz16 4 points5 points ago

Karmawhore's what?

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points ago

In Soviet Russia karma whores you.

[–]TehAlphaMale 15 points16 points ago

Hey, I listen to the RT podcast too! Do I get karma?

[–]ThatsAPhotoGuy 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]NamelessPurity 0 points1 point ago

Which one is this on?

[–]b0bthecheeseman 0 points1 point ago

pretty recent one, 184 i think

[–]nhvfx 22 points23 points ago

Jarc Macobs

[–]Peanut_Larry 38 points39 points ago

[–]jhutchi2 -3 points-2 points ago

Damn, beat me to it

[–]Peanut_Larry -1 points0 points ago

I couldn't believe some hadn't done it before me o_O

[–]bencowtastic 11 points12 points ago

Jacobs

[–]Vaypo 10 points11 points ago

BY

[–]greensquares 11 points12 points ago

Marc

[–]WhooperSwan 10 points11 points ago

Jacobs

[–]bumblebeesscareme 10 points11 points ago

FOR

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 10 points11 points ago

Marc

[–]TheLAWLBOT 9 points10 points ago

Jacobs

[–]InsertUsrnameHere 7 points8 points ago

In collaboration

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 6 points7 points ago

with

[–]MysticKirby 77 points78 points ago

Tom Cruise

[–]smartparts171 7 points8 points ago

Marc

[–]KingWilson 8 points9 points ago

Just kidding. It's really jailed Chinese dissidents.

[–]TheLAWLBOT 5 points6 points ago

Robert Duval

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

Steven Seagal

[–]SAMElawrence 0 points1 point ago

Charles de Gaulle

[–]GEN_CORNPONE 0 points1 point ago

Monty Hall

[–]beeper917 12 points13 points ago

Yo Dawg

[–]durkadurkadur 2 points3 points ago

Surely you've heard of Marc Jacobs.

-Marc Jacobs.

[–]Eustis 5 points6 points ago

Jesus Christ, any back story on this?

[–]MrsLCPLMitchell 62 points63 points ago

Marc Jacobs likes to poke fun at himself and the industry. He's been sort of black listed in the past before becoming probably the most prominent designer in today's market. He was given a lifetime achievement award recently. He's basically a genius.

[–]theskabus 8 points9 points ago

Why does this remind me of Ke$ha.

[–]Gycklarn 25 points26 points ago

Because she's literally Einstein

[–]chwilliam 1 point2 points ago

Or Lady Gaga before she started taking about art and her fans 24/7.

[–]marviemundullo 25 points26 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's a satirical take on over branding.

[–]Cozmo23 5 points6 points ago

Marc Jacobs.

[–]steenarie 0 points1 point ago

By Marc for Marc Jacobs.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

In collaboration with Marc Jacobs.

[–]niggapleez 0 points1 point ago

For Marc

[–]LeWoVoc 0 points1 point ago

by Marc Jacobs

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

By Marc Jacobs.

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

The back story is by Bacstory for Bac by Bacstory in association with Lorimar Television.

[–]SAMElawrence 0 points1 point ago

Bacstreet Boys.

[–]WaldronSnow 3 points4 points ago

Say Marc Jacobs again, I dare ya! I double dare ya!

[–]madman_ozzy 3 points4 points ago

What does Marc Jacobs look like!?

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

He looks pretty cool actually, shame he's covered in some pretty poor body art.

[–]thatfookinschmuck 2 points3 points ago

I like the part where it says marc jacobs

[–]pepejknoutsin 1 point2 points ago

That's just a cheap knockoff of a coat I have. It's from Marcs, by Jacob Marcs for Jacob by Jacob Marcs, in collaboration with Jacob Marcs for Jacob, by Jacob Marcs.

It's elegant as FUCK.

[–]Stargyle 1 point2 points ago

Try saying that ten times fast.

[–]devilsadvocated 0 points1 point ago

Jacobs. That's slang for testicles mate.

[–]Deaddard 0 points1 point ago

I'll have a Rick Johnson Salad, a Rick Johnson pickle, and a shake.

I'm sorry we don't have shakes, only Rick Johnson shakes.

Fine, I'll have a Rick Johnson shake.

Great, I'll get Rick Johnson to bring that right out for you.

[–]yangar 0 points1 point ago

Who? Mike Jones?

[–]HBZ415 -1 points0 points ago

[–]ReVo5000 -1 points0 points ago

YO DAWG!

[–]jalisama -1 points0 points ago

That is the biggest masturbation label I've ever seen.

[–]hiphophippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

Mike Jones?

[–]oldwoodenship -1 points0 points ago

Nicolas Cage

[–]tangled-earbuds 0 points1 point ago

It must not have taken more than one shot, you were using a Jacobs-Marcus Kincaid

[–]leujin -1 points0 points ago

Nice, a new Calvin Klein shirt.

[–]Footlongcorndog 0 points1 point ago

M as in Marc Jacobs, A as in At least we got to meet Marc Jacobs, R as in Really love that Marc Jacobs, C as in Can you believe that's Marc Jacobs, Space, J as in Oh you get the point....

[–]calebhall -1 points0 points ago

Mike Hawk

[–]Edrosvo 0 points1 point ago

yo dawg...

[–]elctrcmonk -1 points0 points ago

Starring Tyler Perry.

[–]GaryOak92 -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg

[–]ElKodiakSTL -1 points0 points ago

...Markception.

[–]sackmouth -1 points0 points ago

the tyler perry of clothes

[–]tj111222333 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg

[–]Babelfish14 -1 points0 points ago

This, children, is called narcissism.

[–]Pkfighter7942 -1 points0 points ago

Jacobs... Marc..us? anyone else see the connection?

[–]Rc591323 -1 points0 points ago

Morgan Freeman. Duh! Who'd you think it was? Marc Jacobs? Psshhhhhhhhh

[–]cornwellington -1 points0 points ago

Name's Bob Dole.

[–]quentinp -1 points0 points ago

Fires as fast as you can pull the trigger?

[–]ChocolateMilk78 -1 points0 points ago

If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a marc jacobs.

[–]Middleofnowhere123 -1 points0 points ago

yo dawg...

[–]jew_goal -1 points0 points ago

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

[–]spacedicksmakestears -1 points0 points ago

7 Hells, but I hate this designer shit. This lady at work was going completely mental because she got a little rip in her Coach bag. I mean, she was in hysterics.

[–]imfm 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I'd go into hysterics, but if I tore the leather (not the lining) of a new or new-ish bag that had cost $300-600, I'd be plenty pissed.

[–]spacedicksmakestears 0 points1 point ago

Right, I just don't get the purpose of a $300-600 bag in the first place. I'm a low-maintenance chick and I just think that's a ridiculous amount of money for something so insignificant.

[–]throw_it_ -1 points0 points ago

Whadda ya mean Barq's has bite?

[–]Rainwater119 -1 points0 points ago

Hey, nice repost

[–]ElToroFuerte -1 points0 points ago

It's like a Kid Rock song.

[–]palordrolap -1 points0 points ago

I would say "This bloke is clearly crackers", but I have a feeling that only fellow British people would understand it.

[–]yvan369 0 points1 point ago

Is this real?

[–]HIPHOPPIPOTMIS 0 points1 point ago

You got enough names for three fellers.

[–]Phrozen761 0 points1 point ago

Drunk Tank!

[–]LiteraryBoner 0 points1 point ago

[–]SAMElawrence 0 points1 point ago

[–]NitroGamer447 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]Citisol 1 point2 points ago

This has already been a meme... holy shit.

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Wait, I'm confused, WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SHIT?!

[–]SquirtisMayfield 0 points1 point ago

Official clothing line of Schlaang inc.

[–]mellooo 0 points1 point ago

I think some mark guy

[–]fusiformgyrus 0 points1 point ago

produced by two guys named For and By.

[–]jakeinreallife 0 points1 point ago

Post by Re-post for Re by Repost in collaboration with Re-post for Re by Re-post.

[–]HumanCake 0 points1 point ago

I love how the they addressed the fact that any interesting topics on the RT podcast are then put on Reddit.

[–]sethorr2424 0 points1 point ago

Jake Marcobs

[–]TrentRader 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg

[–]JosephPalmer 0 points1 point ago

Yo Dawg, I hear you... Oh, Fugetaboutit

[–]Sabre2230 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Marc Jacobs, so I Marc'd some Jacobs in your Jacobs for Marc Jacobs

[–]ItakBigDumps 0 points1 point ago

You only had to say it was an overpriced piece of shot once.

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

Waiter: Malkovich?

John Malkovich: MALKOVICH!

Waiter: Malkovich.

[–]armchairdetective -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]redrawthings 1 point2 points ago

He is really an optometrist and that is an eye chart

[–]Sleep45 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost by op is a fag.

[–]JGlover92 -3 points-2 points ago

Can't be the only one who read this in the "Maat Daaaamon" voice from Team America?

[–]daisyxoxo -2 points-1 points ago

I bet it's Jacob Marcs...

[–]angrybirdisAngry -2 points-1 points ago

yo dawg, we heard you like marc jacobs? so we put marc jacobs in mark jacobs so you can have marc jacobs in your marc jacobs

[–]subservient 1 point2 points ago

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

[–]MarcJacobsMarcJacobs -3 points-2 points ago

Marc Jacobs!

[–]AfiKomen -3 points-2 points ago

That jacket probably cost $9000, that is the real joke here.