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[–]Ilovewhatredditdoes 60 points61 points ago

Holy tit. This doesn't taste like Nipple!

[–]Katiesl84[S] 12 points13 points ago

I wish I could come up with clever titles like this!

[–]SoManyNinjas 14 points15 points ago

tittles

[–]clyde_taurus 3 points4 points ago

Seriously though. You women need to understand the culture shock we go through when you refuse to whip 'em out any more.

We go from suckling your beautiful breasts to ... strained, mushed peas?

Fuck is this shit, bitch?

This is why we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

[–]karma_virus 14 points15 points ago

From tits... to this? Fuck my life!

[–]J13K 0 points1 point ago

[–]notyourfunyuns 26 points27 points ago

Careful... The Today Show will take your cute picture and write about it being child abuse.

[–]mkelley 6 points7 points ago

"but, but, but I like boobs"

[–]ImBetterThanYou27 5 points6 points ago

I Like that his diaper matches your shirt, hair, and the baby food. Adorable

[–]I_no_nazi 2 points3 points ago

It's Jacadi's new fall collection "Brellô"

[–]LeonChestnut 5 points6 points ago

And then Timmy came to the sudden realization, "no more tit juice for me..."

[–]TheRealMrsVakarian 13 points14 points ago

Hooray for cloth diapers!

[–]jenandthemisfits 8 points9 points ago

Skip the purees, go straight to finger foods. Baby led weaning. Also, up vote for a fellow cloth diaper-er

[–]Katiesl84[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have read about this and am definitely going to try it!

[–]jenandthemisfits 3 points4 points ago

I highly recommend it. Neither of my kids ever had purees or were spoon fed. There's a group on babycenter for it.

[–]scorpmatt 7 points8 points ago

baby's thought what happened to the breasts of life??

[–]erikv55 3 points4 points ago

Give me that sweet sweet milk

[–]SoeJima 1 point2 points ago

I'd be pissed too if i had those monster melons taken away from me

[–]porkchop4545 2 points3 points ago

Baby expression is priceless! And kuddos my fellow cloth diaper friend!

[–]FatesReverend 2 points3 points ago

With how large those tits are in the background I'd be disappointed too.

[–]Deeman9 2 points3 points ago

LSU!!

[–]ryanx27 -3 points-2 points ago

That baby is Gator bait!

[–]drgonzo175 -1 points0 points ago

16 and pregnant?

[–]Aazumin 2 points3 points ago

Thus, the grown man in the child's head decides to give a mental commentary: "I've made a huge mistake."

[–]picklefrog 0 points1 point ago

He wants the bitty

[–]Diredoe 1 point2 points ago

"What road have I started upon?"

[–]bogusamps 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why, but I definitely read "First taste of baby blood". Really glad I was wrong.

[–]queerblackgirl 3 points4 points ago

And yet, you clicked...

[–]Whitworth 0 points1 point ago

try sweet potato... magic

[–]Jorion 0 points1 point ago

hes just sad it isnt a tit

[–]LordHypnos 0 points1 point ago

It's all downhill from there

[–]guyghostforget 1 point2 points ago

I would want the boobs too!

[–]toppup 0 points1 point ago

I want BOOBS!!

[–]whatdc 0 points1 point ago

Nice diaper. Is that a Flip 3.0 or the new 4.0?

[–]cahutchins 0 points1 point ago

Bum genius.

[–]vebent -1 points0 points ago

I was able to capture my son on video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEqr9lupPI&feature=plcp

[–]Slushi 0 points1 point ago

"I have made a huge mistake"

[–]philcb 0 points1 point ago

"There is no god..."

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

gimme back my boobs

[–]dontemailscott 0 points1 point ago

poor guy just needs momma's teet

[–]nateap87 1 point2 points ago

I get the feeling that this baby really wants your ring and will do everything in its power to prevent you from reaching mordor

[–]VengefulOctopus 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was hitting a pipe at first.

[–]twinsizebed 0 points1 point ago

Taste is nothing without visuals.

[–]david810 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read it as First Taste of Blood?

[–]misterte 0 points1 point ago

The taste of no more boobs.

[–]summiter 1 point2 points ago

"I stopped sucking on titties for this?!"

[–]Animal2 1 point2 points ago

And so the search for boobs begins.

[–]OpticalOrganics 0 points1 point ago

upvote for cloth diapers

[–]Squadsn -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if gusta!

[–]RoutineEnvelope 1 point2 points ago

All I could think was 'Taters, what's taters precious?'

[–]TheImpetuous -1 points0 points ago

Well, it's food made from babies, and babies are like 67% feces to begin with.

[–]hurkadurkh -2 points-1 points ago

You can't motorboat carrot puree.