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[–]theanswriz42 79 points80 points ago

At least someone has a sense of humour.

[–]jkg5150 49 points50 points ago

Everyone who owns a Smart has a sense of humour - almost by definition

[–]CalistaF 21 points22 points ago

This is true, I call my smart the cozy coupe for a reason.

[–]broken_cogwheelJetta Mk IV 1.8T, AW11 MR2 SC (wrecked), Suzuki SV650S 27 points28 points ago

I would like a smart with one of those wind up keys. kinda like this

[–]i_am_sad 10 points11 points ago

I know someone who has one on their SMART.

It spins too.

[–]broken_cogwheelJetta Mk IV 1.8T, AW11 MR2 SC (wrecked), Suzuki SV650S 4 points5 points ago

THAT ROCKS

[–]Slowhand0909 Challenger RT 0 points1 point ago

'zactly - thats what I saw!

[–]CaptainKirk17011965 F-100 -3 points-2 points ago

sorry about your jetta

[–]broken_cogwheelJetta Mk IV 1.8T, AW11 MR2 SC (wrecked), Suzuki SV650S 1 point2 points ago

Me too, Kirk. Me too.

[–]theanswriz42 0 points1 point ago

haha good point.

[–]jag65 4 points5 points ago

There is a black smart car that I see fairly regularly with the licence play "DTHTRP."

[–]RobGron 15 points16 points ago

The best part is that top bit is just plastidip, he can peel it off later.

[–]Mayor_Of_Boston 5 points6 points ago

I was thinking that too, but won't the bottom red be faded a bit?

[–]solidsnakem9Audi A4 B8 2 points3 points ago

The red under the yellow plastidip? No it won't be, it's just like vinyl over the paint. If anything the red under the plastidip will be preserved better and stay in better condition than the rest.

[–]mrdelayer'12 Lancer GT 15 points16 points ago

I think /u/Mayor_Of_Boston was referring to the non-Plastidipped part.

[–]solidsnakem9Audi A4 B8 1 point2 points ago

Yeah oops, thought he meant bottom as in what's under the dip. I thought he maybe though the plastidip eats away at the clearcoat/paint over time or something.

[–]Mayor_Of_Boston 1 point2 points ago

Sorry that's what I meant. The bottom will fade while the top remains preserved

[–]minimission 4 points5 points ago

I believe modern paints are much less susceptible to fading than they used to be.

[–]Mayor_Of_Boston 5 points6 points ago

Maybe that's why every new car comes in white black and ten shades of grey :)

[–]Hydroshock 0 points1 point ago

At least it's not 50.

[–]PirateMud 2 points3 points ago

Smart cars are not very painted, actually, the red panels on that car are removable plastic clip-on pieces.

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 0 points1 point ago

Like the old Nokia cell phones?

[–]PirateMud 0 points1 point ago

Exactly! If you find a cooperative other Smart Car owner you can swap body panels with them in a lunch break and drive home in a different coloured car!

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 0 points1 point ago

So you could do Harlequin Smart car ala the VW Golf? Trade a different body panel with each smart car owner you meet. There isnt a single one on GIS. :-(

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[–]PirateMud 2 points3 points ago

No, the plastic itself is the colour, it's not an external layer of colour.

[–]solidsnakem9Audi A4 B8 -1 points0 points ago

Ah ok, I thought you meant bottom red as in what's under the yellow. But yeah it'll fade if he keeps it that way for a long time I guess, but unless it's like close to 10 years I don't think the fading will be that noticeable.

[–]B5_S4 -2 points-1 points ago

He wont even have to peel it off, anything that hits the plasti-dip will peel it off for him.

[–]GoDawgs34 2 points3 points ago

I've had black plasti-dip on my white painted wheels for almost half a year now and it still looks great. plasti-dip is legit.

[–]scozzy 1 point2 points ago

In my experience, plastidip can take quite a punch. It'll take a pretty solid sized rock to peel some off.

[–]Droch 6 points7 points ago

I think I know the guy who owns this car. Six months ago, he had a ladybug theme on it. OP, can you say where you took the pic?

[–]kinoflo[S] 5 points6 points ago

Santa Monica, CA

[–]Droch 3 points4 points ago

Same car then. I let the owner know that he was missing out on internet points. He has had other themes on the car.

[–]I_am_Axel 16 points17 points ago

I've always wanted a TwoFour with a Suzuki engine swap for the ultimate sleeper (minus the obvious exhaust note), and this paint scheme would be the cherry on top.

[–]BastWithB 10 points11 points ago

I so dont get it.

[–]BastWithB 5 points6 points ago

I see, I dont know that kids car at all, thanks for clearing that up!

[–]hokieflea 1 point2 points ago

Just wondering, are you an American? I don't know if they had these anywhere else

[–]mitchybaer 2 points3 points ago

They were a hit in Australia when I was small enough to use 'em.

[–]Pinkd56 1 point2 points ago

Big hit in the UK. Seen them in toy shops in France, Netherlands and Germany also.

[–]Azhdarkho 0 points1 point ago

You and me both. I don't understand. I wish someone explained it to me :(

[–]rackball22 1 point2 points ago

supposed to look like the little tykes child's car

[–]evilspoons2012 Subaru STi hatchback 5 points6 points ago

I would like to high-five whoever made the decision to do this.

[–]clockspot 5 points6 points ago

Ha! I wondered if anyone would ever actually do this! Here's my sad photoshop job I did two years ago

[–]Gian_Doe 3 points4 points ago

Took this picture outside of my apartment in Brooklyn a while back...

This was driven by a man, BTW.

[–]D3ntonVanZan 2 points3 points ago

Yes -- that's perfect!

[–]tractorcrusher 3 points4 points ago

That's also the most popular paint scheme for a Smart car in Forza 4... So which came first?

[–]that-freakin-guy 1 point2 points ago

I never tried buying a Smart in Forza. I'm going to do that tonight.

[–]RumorsOFsurF 0 points1 point ago

I own one in Forza with that livery!

[–]Slowhand0909 Challenger RT 3 points4 points ago

Saw one with a huge Wind-Up key on the back. And the key turned. Cracked me up. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes.

[–]DKTim2000 323i 5MT 2 points3 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]musicjunkie2012 Escalade ESV . 2012 Cayenne Turbo 1 point2 points ago

This is genius indeed.

[–]acosmichippo 5 points6 points ago

OP, this deserves to be in /r/funny. You should x-post it there.

[–]kinoflo[S] 6 points7 points ago

Done.

[–]AlmostRelevant2 5 points6 points ago

Congrats - Straight to the top of the front page. http://i.imgur.com/bTzsi.png

[–]kinoflo[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I honestly did not expect that. I thought only /r/cars would get a kick out of it haha.

[–]theanswriz42 0 points1 point ago

have an upvote

[–]Leete1 -3 points-2 points ago

Also post to r/photoshopbattles they would have fun with it.

[–]TheDanSandwich 6 points7 points ago

Also post it to /r/WTF because who cares?

[–]thenuge26'99 Miata, '96 Lincoln MkVIII 1 point2 points ago

It belongs in /r/wtf because the only things posted in /r/wtf now are the opposite of wtf.

[–]Ghost_of_Akina 2 points3 points ago

That is absolutely adorable.

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

Teehee

[–]eyereport 1 point2 points ago

You'd have to possess an excellent sense of humor to drive that thing. I would laugh every time I got in it.

[–]blueberryicecream 1 point2 points ago

My cousin owns some restaurants and is a stand up comedian around los angeles, he owns two! he loves the fame smart is giving him.

[–]LeadSled86 0 points1 point ago

r/nostalgia?

[–]Phantom_Scarecrow 0 points1 point ago

Saw that on Colorado Movie Cars' Facebook page. It took me a second to realise what it was! Very cute!

[–]baconeverything 0 points1 point ago

Wow 3 lugs huh?

[–]47h315m 0 points1 point ago

Sorry. Could someone explain this to me please lol

[–]ericeastcoast 1 point2 points ago

Saw this yesterday and came back to r/cars hoping I would be able to find it again. Much to my liking it is the number one post ATM. Awesome.

[–]stone-man -4 points-3 points ago

One shitty car indeed.