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[–]LunarLovers 16 points17 points ago

The fact that this isn't photo-shopped is almost void because it was put through Instagram. Nice pussy, by the way.

[–]spikerbond 1 point2 points ago

How can you tell it went through instagram?

[–]Lebenpiv 13 points14 points ago

I don't think cats can text. Not sure though my cat threw up, mid-jump once. That's a sign of intelligence.

[–]alaughinmoose 14 points15 points ago

I'm an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[–]hippiewench 5 points6 points ago

I call bullshit, you are a moose.

[–]alaughinmoose 6 points7 points ago

Uhh.. Um... Meow?

[–]Lebenpiv 3 points4 points ago

You are? Cool. Please come over and teach my cats to stop this jumping and throwing up nonsense. I keep drawing them diagrams how not to do it, but It doesn't translate well.

[–]Tyelander 11 points12 points ago

100% sure this is a repost.

EDIT: 10 Days ago

[–]slackeyed 3 points4 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
You want sexy pics? 113coms 1192pts 6mos funny
Cat stole my phone. 1com 68pts 10dys funny

[–]CrusaderIII 0 points1 point ago

This is really freaking sad.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 1 point2 points ago

My cat did this once. My cat's a fucking whore.

[–]SlipSC 0 points1 point ago

So Brave.

[–]plopliar -1 points0 points ago

I'm stealing this

[–]Masturhater 0 points1 point ago

Not Funny.

[–]Lucho420 0 points1 point ago

Sad attempt