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[–]Stubbo 159 points160 points ago

Ah crap, now i'm gonna have this stuck in my head all day

[–]cowboykillers 75 points76 points ago

BABY MONKEY BABY MONKEY RIDING ON A PIG BABY MONKEY

[–]smokeydesperado 5 points6 points ago

That song randomly showed up on my iPod one day. Found it while it was on shuffle in my car, my friends now think I'm even stranger.

[–]griter34 12 points13 points ago

Your friends are strange if they all aren't wearing smiles when they hear that.

[–]smokeydesperado 3 points4 points ago

The song is ridiculously adorable and I have sense adopted it as my ringtone.

[–]Jorion 3 points4 points ago

[–]backspacing 2 points3 points ago

Before clicking the video, my brain read the words to the opening of Circle of Life.

BAAAAAAAYBY MONKEY riding on a pig baby Mon-KAY

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[–]That90sShow 1 point2 points ago

Shut your filthy whore mouth! WOZ IS A HERO!

[–]smokeydesperado 1 point2 points ago

What did he say?!?

[–]That90sShow 0 points1 point ago

He sucked without a license to blow.

[–]iloveusomuchithurts 0 points1 point ago

He called you a wuss.

[–]dirtynicker 14 points15 points ago

Just when I thought I forgot about that song...

[–]Drutarg 22 points23 points ago

As soon as I saw the picture I started singing it in my head. Admit it, you love it!

[–]VGologist 6 points7 points ago

I have shamelessly had this as my ringtone for months now.

[–]ENTwistlesbass 1 point2 points ago

I shamelessly wake up to it as my alarm

[–]Turtley 3 points4 points ago

Greatest. Song. Of. All. Time.

[–]griter34 0 points1 point ago

Second in plays only to the Barney song in your iTunes five star playlist

[–]Turtley 0 points1 point ago

You're an incompetent stalker. That's not nearly correct.

[–]griter34 0 points1 point ago

Don't be so unflattered sweet princess! <3

[–]scroogish 3 points4 points ago

Whenever I visit my local butcher he is always singing this while he chops up carcasses.

[–]well_here_I_am 1 point2 points ago

As someone who has worked in a butcher shop, I must say that is probably on the lighter side of slaughterhouse humor.

[–]iamtheonlyirishman 2 points3 points ago

Ah you are a genius. Now I don't need to enlighten these people about this song. Thank you. :)

[–]Dorky_Panda 0 points1 point ago

I'm fucked lol. Now im gonna have to watch the video a million times to get it out of my system.

[–]5shot6shot7shotfloor 0 points1 point ago

There's also an game app I have on my iPhone for it. Yep, pretty proud.

[–]Notrub42 0 points1 point ago

Came here to post this. UPVOTE FOR YOU, GOOD SIR!!!

[–]thagrrrl79 0 points1 point ago

I looked at the comments specifically to see if anyone mentioned that.

[–]madzanta 28 points29 points ago

BABY MONKEY BABY MONKEY RIDING ON A PIG BABY MONKEY

[–]MasterMeme 25 points26 points ago

Backwards on a piiiiig, baybay monkay!

[–]cleverseneca 11 points12 points ago

The World has gone insane!

[–]pngn22 10 points11 points ago

And you don't know what is right!

[–]bluegreendream 5 points6 points ago

You got to keep'a movin' on...

[–]pngn22 3 points4 points ago

get on that pig and hold on tiiiiiiiIIIIIIIGHT!

[–]pseudoserious 5 points6 points ago

That monkey has butthole lips.

[–]3rdEyeFromTheSun 4 points5 points ago

First animal domesticated independently by monkeys in a world free of humans might be the pig; rideable, intelligentish and edible...one might think this monkey is on to something.

[–]Vomacht 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he's on to the pig. On its back. You see, because... ah, forget it.

[–]serpent042 3 points4 points ago

No time to explain! Get on the pig!

[–]onion_cutting_champ 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes I wish I lived in a place where they put baby monkeys on piglets for fun. Then I realise they probably don't have any internet.

[–]gnark 2 points3 points ago

If you're ever in Fukuchiama, Japan (north of Kyoto) you can see the pig and monkey (they still kick it but the pig is WAY bigger) as well as other farm animals and chipmunks and a depressed(ing) bear.

Plus they have the tallest swing set in the world.

[–]Ake2k 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this a scene in A Dance with Dragons?

[–]IamVega 3 points4 points ago

You can also play the awesome game on the iPhone - also includes the crazy song.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/baby-monkey-going-backwards/id447960108?mt=8

[–]tjsumpthun 3 points4 points ago

I love that game! It is a lot of fun!

[–]CarlTheHobo -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Cyberduck 0 points1 point ago

[–]mosaic4077 -1 points0 points ago

Well, there goes their lunch.

[–]ThunderWurm 0 points1 point ago

I saw one of these races at the new York state fair

[–]spcwarmachine -1 points0 points ago

taco bell needs to market this

[–]jglee1236 0 points1 point ago

Avante!

[–]TheJohnnyWombat -1 points0 points ago

first LOL of the day...although i was softened up by the guy trying to hide in the CD racks...

[–]Sacoud 1 point2 points ago

SHOPPING PENGUIN

[–]Doctorwhodunnit 1 point2 points ago

The monkey needs to be dressed as a jockey

[–]Pokemonnkittens 0 points1 point ago

They actually made a game about this. I should go look for it

[–]SorenKittengaard 0 points1 point ago

The Monkey King and Pig of the Eight Prohibitions.

[–]StevieLondon 0 points1 point ago

I loved this Crash Bandicoot level.

[–]MastaShay 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the show Oddities made a taxidermy piece like this.

[–]butterfly1988 0 points1 point ago

This looks like the best childhood ever

[–]amnah 0 points1 point ago

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LAM(B).

[–]Nawdah 0 points1 point ago

Lion king 4: escape from Guantanamo bay

[–]Jake92sweetness 1 point2 points ago

BAYBAY MONKAY

[–]kbilancini29 -1 points0 points ago

This is in no way related to what this meme actually is..you can't just say that for any picture

[–]manimhungry10 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when Cesar from planet of the apes comes riding in on a horse across the bridge. My dad and I nearly died, I mean, you don't see a monkey riding a horse about to attack a SWAT team every day.

[–]theemptyshell 1 point2 points ago

You son of a bitch.

[–]kyxaa -1 points0 points ago

Can someone please do faceswaps for this picture? Thank!

[–]koltrui 0 points1 point ago

I would give my left nut for a piggyback riding monkey as pet.

[–]FrankZappasNose -1 points0 points ago

I hate repeat titles, but I LOVES me a monkey riding a pig. So upvote I guess.

[–]giller442 0 points1 point ago

Some needs to shop Nicholas cages head there asap...

[–]lolmoe 0 points1 point ago

hold the fuck up! the monkey is not backwards, I am calling bs on this one.

[–]anthonypetre 0 points1 point ago

Run, Shadowhog, and show us the meaning of haste!

[–]FluffyMonkeyAA 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]yesiamwhoyouthinkiam 0 points1 point ago

What the hell? This is ridiculously cute!

[–]spacedicksmakestears 0 points1 point ago

Pumba and Rafiki!

[–]Jelidonut 0 points1 point ago

Poor monkey has anus lips

[–]Fuzzy_Dan 0 points1 point ago

Why don't they have races like this? Can you imagine half a dozen of these guys lining up?

[–]manthraxity 0 points1 point ago

Timon and Pumba!

[–]crooks5001 0 points1 point ago

we need new captions...

[–]Pownzerx 0 points1 point ago

awhimoweh awhimoweh awhimoweh in the jungle the mighty jungle...

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

Baby monkey! Baby monkey! Riding on a pig, baby monkey!

[–]Disco_party 0 points1 point ago

wait whats that is that the racist door creaking open, my god i think it is.... ahem..... they are playing with their food...

[–]CarnalSanders -1 points0 points ago

[–]Sbuds87 0 points1 point ago

a monkey riding a pig is funny in all cultures

[–]Tjoerie -1 points0 points ago

Pumba and Rafiki!

[–]benjycap 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a certain wee Lannister...

[–]poonahny -2 points-1 points ago

Actually, the baby monkey is just scared shitless and clinging to the pig. The pig in turn is scared shitless too because having something touching its back makes it panic and run away. So yeah, HAHA LOLZ FUNNAYH.

[–]Gryndyl 3 points4 points ago

Actually, you have no fucking idea what the circumstances of this picture are.

[–]ApplesauceMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Neither do you but for some reason not laughing at the photo and instead assuming the worse means that Gryndyl is somehow wrong?

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[–]SteelGun 0 points1 point ago

Turning a cute photo into a shitty racist joke is better?

[–]boong1986 -3 points-2 points ago

His post is much more hilarious, and anyway It's not really racist considering Asians eat all kinds of fucked up things. Dog? Yep. Monkeys? Yep. Chicken fetus still in eggs? Yep.

[–]SteelGun 1 point2 points ago

So what? A few black people murder others, but to say all blacks are violent killers is racist. To a few people in Asia, things like dogs, chicken fetus in eggs, ect are food. It's part of their culture. Asians might find eating 3000 calorie beef bacon burgers fucked up. And the post is essentially saying that all Asians eat cute animals. I've never been to asia, but i'm sure they don't.

So yeah pretty much you're a racist.

[–]HoooDidDis -3 points-2 points ago

I am pretty sure this is sad and not funny.

[–]ApplesauceMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Hey! None of that Animal's deserve compassion bullshit here on our Reddit. BACON BACON BACON!

/sarcasm.

[–]Rasmase -5 points-4 points ago

Faster, or the asians will eat us both!

[–]GuantanaMo -2 points-1 points ago

I must go my people, need me!

[–]cernunnos_89 -2 points-1 points ago

well since this is a pic from somewere in asia, those animals will most likely be butchered and thrown in a wok somewere by the end of the day.

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

0.0

[–]cernunnos_89 0 points1 point ago

im horrible, i know.

[–]Bakbeen -3 points-2 points ago

lmao.. made my day!!

[–]ayeroxor -1 points0 points ago

I must go my people need me!

No time for punctuation stream of consciousness for the win I like turtles!

[–]mtquaid -4 points-3 points ago

That's monkey's mouth looks like a... a...

...well, it looks like where the poop comes out.

[–]Fvel 5 points6 points ago

An anal sphincter?

[–]well_here_I_am 0 points1 point ago

Up-vote for the jargon!