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[–]neosithlord 76 points77 points ago

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming. Karma?

[–]coffeemug20 4 points5 points ago

I am reading the names of each state to the tune that we learned in elementary school. Can't get this tune out of my head.

[–]kyody93[S] 8 points9 points ago

There, have some karma

[–]Fileguarda 8 points9 points ago

Arkansas yay and its not negative today really is special.

[–]SabreDeC 5 points6 points ago

Welp....there's all two of us with internet here. High five bro.

[–]garands 5 points6 points ago

Three! Let's have a party!

[–]blj05002 1 point2 points ago

Weeeee!

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 1 point2 points ago

You forgot Jefferson and Forgotonia.

[–]Izlude 1 point2 points ago

Mah Nigga...

[–]jbtk 0 points1 point ago

Mah nigga! You live there too!?

[–]majuhlazuh -1 points0 points ago

No love for Puerto Rico and Guam?

[–]baseballman49 11 points12 points ago

I'm from New Jersey so whenever someone mentions my state, I usually cry and curse the Jersey Shore for making me look bad.

[–]JefferyFrank 3 points4 points ago

Haha, I was going to say the same. Usually I just stay in hiding and don't let them know im from that weirdo state.

[–]Cochise-02 3 points4 points ago

Jersey Shore resident here! I also work all along the shore and....well, fucking bennies in the summer man... I'm actually glad that summer is coming to an end.

[–]Patius 3 points4 points ago

I'm from Texas. Whenever someone mentions Texas online, it usually means that I'm going to be reminded that I'm surrounded by ignorant cousin fucking rednecks.

[–]deejus93 1 point2 points ago

and mexicans....to many mexicans

[–]Newestmember 0 points1 point ago

[–]reedm 4 points5 points ago

When someone mentions my state online I cringe, mostly. source: I'm from North Carolina.

[–]kyody93[S] 0 points1 point ago

You probably cringed a lot during the whole amendment one thing back in May. No offense, but I can't respect North Carolina anymore.

[–]reedm 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I mean Amendment One simply illegalized something that was already illegal, but it was still just so stupid. We went blue last election though... hopefully we will again this one so I at least can walk outside without a bag over my head.

[–]_apple_sauce_ 2 points3 points ago

sames. and amendment one really didn't help matters. i think reddit hates north carolina now.

[–]LimpyDan 1 point2 points ago

Same here. I know that feel.

[–]ShitlessSherlock 5 points6 points ago

Maine reporting. We finally got electricity this last week. I wonder if we can get all 50 states to comment

[–]Andrew1graves 2 points3 points ago

Brothers

[–]wooddolanpls 4 points5 points ago

The only Georgia post I've seen was of a billboard that i drive past every day on the way to work. I felt like i had stepped into a circle jerk, and honestly? It felt great.

[–]AppleJuice4Life 0 points1 point ago

Its been a while since I watched training day, but I think it is "nigga". :P Im just sayin!

[–]kyody93[S] 1 point2 points ago

but there is more than one person in my state, it's not Wyoming, lol.

[–]pauli_rearea 3 points4 points ago

are you from michigan

[–]kyody93[S] 1 point2 points ago

actually I'm from Ohio, but I'll give you an upvote anyway, considering our college football teams are like the biggest rivals in football.

[–]buttluvin 2 points3 points ago

OHIO?! MAHHH NIGGA!

[–]kyody93[S] 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly how my handshakes go. :)

[–]TheTrooperKC[!] 3 points4 points ago

Lonely Missouri person here.

[–]fairgwen 2 points3 points ago

You're not alone!

[–]tmurtha215 3 points4 points ago

Philadelphia PA

[–]Babelfish14 0 points1 point ago

In the 'burbs, nigga.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 5 points6 points ago

/r/funny is certainly bringing it today.

[–]lord_of_a_thing 3 points4 points ago

Last time they mentioned my state on here, it was about our congressman enlightening us about "legitimate" rape.

[–]LesWaycool 2 points3 points ago

That's all you do? We all freak the fuck out whenever Minnesota is mentioned.

[–]cardith_lorda 0 points1 point ago

Minnesota karma train? Minnesota karma train?

[–]HighFivesforAll 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're from New Jersey. You instead cry into your tanning booths

[–]Bearcubby17 2 points3 points ago

Michigan checking in

[–]lo1ly 2 points3 points ago

Indiana

hoooooosier daddy

[–]Mc2step 2 points3 points ago

ahem....virginia

[–]iLeo 2 points3 points ago

Holla.

[–]Mc2step 0 points1 point ago

what city?

[–]Peaslepuff 1 point2 points ago

Usually when someone mentions Georgia, it's not complimentary. And for good reason.

[–]414hooliganism 3 points4 points ago

Wisconsin

[–]ImMystikz 1 point2 points ago

Yes was looking for this!

[–]AwesomElf43 1 point2 points ago

608 here, what's your area code.

[–]hayzee605 1 point2 points ago

608! whaddup

[–]ImMystikz 1 point2 points ago

dat 715

[–]Aquasinisin 0 points1 point ago

Minnesota! Vote no in November!

[–]kovaht 1 point2 points ago

10k lakes bitches!!!

[–]pandasarebadass 1 point2 points ago

when someone mentions my state online.. aww what did we do this time? (I live in NJ)

[–]DasGanon 1 point2 points ago

It's really depressing how few mentions you see about Wyoming. Then again, it's really bad when we do get mentioned.

No, the Zombie Apocalypse Aircraft Carrier Bill, didn't pass.

[–]MichiganSucks707 1 point2 points ago

I'm from Ohio..

Apparently there's nothing to do in Ohio.

[–]kyody93[S] 0 points1 point ago

hey, Ohio has like the best amusement parks in the U.S.! Cedar Point and King's Island hell yeah!

[–]AlphaDeanger 1 point2 points ago

Like, Semi-Conscience and Mostly Horney?

[–]firststreetboy 1 point2 points ago

New Hampshire here! now here's a state you don't hear from often!

[–]Northern_Comfort 1 point2 points ago

Second! I get excited whenever I hear the state brought up outside of New England or if it doesn't involve the primaries. Otherwise we're just highway between Mass and Maine that'll sell you Alcohol at rest stops.

[–]SourCreamWater 1 point2 points ago

Whenever someone mentions California, I get prepared to hear it from everyone, especially those from "norcal."

[–]chejrw 1 point2 points ago

Rhode Island?

[–]MrSuperWaffle 1 point2 points ago

I live in Atlanta, and I usually cringe if Georgia is mentioned while not talking about atlanta.

[–]theCrocodilicus 1 point2 points ago

Feel the same when someone mentions Canada as a country

[–]aahdin 0 points1 point ago

This hit the front page of /r/funny...

What the fuck

[–]cgrosshans 1 point2 points ago

Idaho checking in. Can relate.

[–]pinkrocprincess 0 points1 point ago

Theres almost never anything about us. :(

[–]BiPolarBear94 0 points1 point ago

I live in Florida, so it's usually more of an "Oh God Why."

[–]GiraffeCabbage 1 point2 points ago

I see people mention Louisiana all of the time on Reddit. :)

[–]Uhvatar_ong 1 point2 points ago

Utah...

[–]Frekwency 0 points1 point ago

mah nigga

[–]majuhlazuh 1 point2 points ago

Minnesota karma train!

[–]CoolTommy 0 points1 point ago

Connecticut

[–]wizardk 0 points1 point ago

[–]Midweek1 1 point2 points ago

I saw an Arkansas post the other day....... It was a meth joke....

[–]Frekwency 0 points1 point ago

I've come to find there are tons of us from Utah.. Maybe it's because I only notice Utahns?

[–]Gmack4Pres 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one from Arizona with an internet connection?

[–]kstam28 0 points1 point ago

CT REPRESENT!!

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

California, Bay Area bitches. Best place in the world.

[–]thejackajill 0 points1 point ago

Im from California so my state gets mentioned all the time....but most of the time its either Hollywood or LA :(.

[–]Arthur_Frayn -1 points0 points ago

Solid.

[–]holysocks 1 point2 points ago

Mississippi?

[–]tj1226 -1 points0 points ago

I'm from Florida...this is never how I feel...

[–]TheFrostedHeavens -2 points-1 points ago

Iowa

[–]Curiousbored 3 points4 points ago

Mah Cracka

[–]wizardk 0 points1 point ago

TEXAS bitch!!!

[–]deejus93 0 points1 point ago

its stuff like this that makes us guys from texas seem like assholes when you throw in the bitch word at the end