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[–]googlelover42 90 points91 points ago

Oh goody. Always liked having stale tortilla chips on my food

[–]panders2reddit 5 points6 points ago

I mash stale chips up and use them as breading for shake and bake chicken breasts.

[–]eninety2 0 points1 point ago

Local restaurant does that with mahi mahi sandwiches. Then deep fried, oh so good...

[–]Vee_Vee 241 points242 points ago

This is actually the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[–]Forthepuppies 32 points33 points ago

No, you don't get it. It's brilliant.

For years, YEARS, I was wondering how to crumple up Doritos. Using my hand would have been too pedestrian. A fucking mortar and pestle. That's where it's at. And to make sure you REALLY break up that fucker, you use one of those fancy pepper grinders. OP is classy as fuck.

[–]kieno 1 point2 points ago

the URL kinda ruins the need to actually click the image.

[–]Stafare -1 points0 points ago

Then again some people might not recognise the sight of the LHC

[–]kieno -1 points0 points ago

??? it's a multi-mile wide complex, built for the sole purpose of smashing the smallest things in creation together for no other reason than to see what happens, how can people not be aware of this? (good point though)

[–]Stafare 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately some people don't appreciate science :( makes me sad.

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

Might as well fill a pepper mill with salt and sugar.

[–]SadTruth_HappyLies 1 point2 points ago

salt and sugar sodium and high fructose corn syrup.

We're talkin' corporate, macro-manufactured, non-local "food" here.

[–]avksx 1 point2 points ago

sodium

Please don't eat sodium. It will turn into sodium hydroxide in your mouth and burn the ever loving shit out of you.

[–]MobRule1997 0 points1 point ago

May I ask why? I thought it was rather clever.

[–]Rixxer 7 points8 points ago

Because the powder is what gives it the cool ranch flavor, but this includes the chips as well, so you're getting a very very small amount of flavor, and a whole hell of a lot of chips...

It's different from just eating the chips, since the flavor goes directly on your tongue.

Also, I have never though "cool ranch Doritos would go nicely on this". "With this"? Surely, but not "on this".

[–]dylanwtn 12 points13 points ago

Reddit Rule #23: Every post labeled "genius" is actually stupid.

[–]nommytorton 28 points29 points ago

This is only genius if you smoke entirely too much pot.

[–]Brady76[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I probably should have posted this to r/trees/

[–]Vulturas 13 points14 points ago

Okay... lets try to explain why is this genius... I am asking myself that too...

Maybe you can add the dorito stuff into the stuff that coats the schnitzels...? Or maybe the breaded cheese?... any cook in this damn subreddit that can explain what mashed doritos help with?!

[–]GrokLobster 0 points1 point ago

Maybe... nachos? I dunno, anyone else?

[–]deltarob 0 points1 point ago

making schnitzel with doritos is just blasphemy

[–]stevenfrijoles 2 points3 points ago

You're supposed to grind it onto nacho/original flavored doritos and then after you lose your fucking mind and run over a few bicyclists in an attempt to free them from their perceived meaningless single-flavored-dorito existence they sedate you via sniper tranquilizer and take you away in a straightjacket.

But the ultimate irony?

.

In a straightjacket, you can't lick your fingers.

[–]Hazy_V -2 points-1 points ago

Nope, your options are experiment for yourself or refuse the call of the epicness.

[–]ViniTheHat 38 points39 points ago

this is stupid. and... a mortal and pestle to break some chips? really?

[–]croutonicus 16 points17 points ago

It takes a god-like entity to crush such a delicious snack.

[–]ViniTheHat 6 points7 points ago

Heh. see, even my typo was more interesting and productive than this idea.

[–]ILIEKDEERS 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? Ever open a bag of Doritos? They're 90% broken chips.

[–]rootuseralpha 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately this is the only way to get cool ranch spices, at least that's what yahoo! answers tells me.

[–]hayberry 3 points4 points ago

doritos consomme?

[–]tresser 7 points8 points ago

you sound fat.

[–]phatcan 1 point2 points ago

I haven't been able to eat these Doritos since a med school student redditor mentioned that a human brain smells exactly like Cool Ranch. I miss those tasty bastards.

[–]MrDorkESQ 0 points1 point ago

Why, are you having problems finding human brains to eat? If so, I know a guy...

[–]deltarob 0 points1 point ago

TIL I'd be a pretty good cliche zombie, cool ranch is delicious

[–]yankeefoxtrot 1 point2 points ago

When I saw the top half of this picture I thought he was going to make a line with it.

[–]ProfessorCaptain 0 points1 point ago

It's a good day to be a doctor.

[–]KamehameHanSolo 0 points1 point ago

But... you didn't even break the chips enough to... why do you need a pestle to... I don't even...

[–]srigsby906 0 points1 point ago

TIL there's a foodporn subreddit...

[–]Brady76[S] -1 points0 points ago

It's awesome. You should subscribe.

[–]hurkadurkh 0 points1 point ago

Your pestle looks like a breakfast sausage.

[–]jonsterrr 0 points1 point ago

When the hell am I going to sprinkle fucking doritos on my food?!

[–]WisLonghair 0 points1 point ago

This could help me in my quest for true enlightenment!

/r/magicskyfairy/

[–]Angrod90 0 points1 point ago

Good for pizza...i usually do it with the leftovers, you crush it with your hands and spread it over and its delicious!

[–]the_ranting_swede 0 points1 point ago

Because everything needs a little MSG.

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say just cut through the middle man and put some nasty old MSG in there.

[–]Nanite 0 points1 point ago

This looks useless until you've had crushed-up Cool Ranch Doritos in your cheese soup. That shit is fucking delicious.

[–]donstermu 0 points1 point ago

hmm...on some mashed potato's....

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

This is dumb. You can buy cool ranch seasoning if you're really into that sort of thing.

Then again, if you're in college, this is THE AWESOMEST AWESOMENESS EVERRRRR!

[–]wortime 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted to be the guy who angrily comments on your comment. Because I too would have posted similar to yours and received 14 angry comments and 90 downvotes. So here I am, and I say to you....

RAHHHHH RABBLE RABBLE RAHHHHH RABBLLE

[–]CHACHI_BONGS 1 point2 points ago

MSG dispencer

[–]MY_ART_DEGREE 0 points1 point ago

This made me burst out laughing at how awesome and completely absurd this is.

[–]upvoteslutguy 0 points1 point ago

believe it or not. this shits great on sliced ham.

[–]NatTurner 0 points1 point ago

Dat seasoning

[–]AZeldenrust 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you just buy a packet of the mix-it-yourself ranch dressing? It's basically the same seasoning on the chips.

[–]jessjonas 0 points1 point ago

'Murica.

[–]Journalisto -1 points0 points ago

x-post from /r/foodporn? Huh. I just saw it in /r/mildlyinteresting

Where's it going next? /r/wtf?

[–]gf3 0 points1 point ago

Gross.

[–]elvalko -1 points0 points ago

what the fat????

[–]broken86 -2 points-1 points ago

Wow.. great idea! Would be great for popcorn, bacon, and well.. EVERYTHING!

[–]linniee 1 point2 points ago

I'll just leave this here.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

[–]donstermu 0 points1 point ago

like the concept, but seems like way too much work for some soup

[–]Tayfoon -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know how I'd feel about putting that on top of my food knowing that its been on the shelf for a week...

[–]LiveByTheGuN -4 points-3 points ago

[–]mazumi 9 points10 points ago

[–]intarwebzWINNAR 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know that existed. You've improved my day around 10%.

[–]jay_the_vast -4 points-3 points ago

[–]MoleTribe -3 points-2 points ago

gross as shit

[–]TheRealRonBergundy -5 points-4 points ago

downvote

[–]contactfive 0 points1 point ago

Sure thing, boss.