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I have no words (imgur.com)

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[–]missyprez99 52 points53 points ago

Does your vag hang low, does it wobble to and fro?

[–]YogurtShaker 21 points22 points ago

Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Can you throw it over your shoulders like a continental soldier?

Does your vag haaaang looooow?

[–]lwatson74 -5 points-4 points ago

vulva*

[–]Khaze 8 points9 points ago

*labia

[–]Tacitus_ 36 points37 points ago

Time to oil up

[–]Metamorphism 10 points11 points ago

Ainsley is actually a really good cook and a lovely man.

[–]GazzaCroz 9 points10 points ago

True that! As a child i loved no show more then ready steady cook. The man is a legend even if there are fucking hilarious gifs of him all over the webs.

[–]ElRed_ 2 points3 points ago

I've only started seeing these images, bloody amazing. The man of ready steady cook is back!

[–]wiggen_tree 1 point2 points ago

Guy's got some fuckin moves too.

[–]dopestep 1 point2 points ago

lmao! im listening to slaughterhouse(rap group) right now and i clicked on that vid and muted the volume. watching that guy pelvic thrust to hardcore rap was amazing.

[–]kamikazewhovian 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Ainsley

[–]lloydbennett1 -1 points0 points ago

Good cook, acts like an annoying arsehole though...with his stupid cooning.

[–]Metamorphism -1 points0 points ago

I bet you look as retarded as you sound.

[–]lloydbennett1 0 points1 point ago

I bet you don't know what the fuck it is that you are babbling on about and think that comment you made was really intelligent and insightful. I bet you couldn't think of a way to articulate the fact that you have no idea what it is I was talking about or referring to and you have clearly demonstrated that you lack the necessary capacity to comprehend the same so perhaps you will understand this.

Shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking son because nobody wants to hear your inane opinions.

[–]Metamorphism -1 points0 points ago

Yup, I didn't read any of that gibberish.. Troll harder next time. :)

[–]lloydbennett1 0 points1 point ago

No! read it - you will be suitably offended I assure you. What makes you think the guy is a lovely man? Have you actually met him?

[–]MuffinsandTeacups 0 points1 point ago

omfg, I loved ready, steady cook! It was one of my favourite shows. It was cool.

[–]pyr4m1d 56 points57 points ago

http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkJeeC.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxRKcHK1PiuU&start=0

[–]pbrit 19 points20 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/SsL7E.jpg

[–]tritter211 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Ichev.gif

[–]Jupit0r 8 points9 points ago

This made my day.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

Never understood Meat Curtain until just now.

[–]OhNo-NotAgain 16 points17 points ago

/r/beefflaps

[–]LucoBuck 26 points27 points ago

Just when you think someone HAS to be making up that subreddit, you're proven wrong again.

[–]tothesource 6 points7 points ago

For them big ole floppy cooter lips

[–]epiclulz4real 3 points4 points ago

Put another / in front of that like this /r/BeefFlaps and it will make it a hyper link for you.

[–]Argi_ 2 points3 points ago

Goddammit.

[–]OhNo-NotAgain 1 point2 points ago

The specified error has been corrected.

[–]optimusxrae -1 points0 points ago

Why did I click that?

[–]jarhead318 25 points26 points ago

first time WTF made me laugh. I need help.

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

LOL that zoom

[–]Metamorphism 23 points24 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BUN1e.gif

[–]mungd 4 points5 points ago

That facial expression. It's beautiful. The camera zoom. Everything about this GIF is amazing.

[–]OhBlackWater 8 points9 points ago

It ain't easy bein cheesy

[–]GuyMumbles 0 points1 point ago

Q. Why don't you have sex witha woman the morning after? A. You ever opened up a grilled cheese sandwich?

[–]epiclulz4real 0 points1 point ago

I thought the question was why don't old people have sex?

[–]long_live_king_melon 5 points6 points ago

Because they are unable to maintain erections.

[–]ilurveturtles 5 points6 points ago

Once again reddit gives me a case of the strange boner.

[–]eXtr3Mer 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/5dmzy.gif

[–]MustangLover89 13 points14 points ago

The definition of a wizard's sleeve.

[–]Squalor- 6 points7 points ago

Laaaaaaaaaabiaaaaaaaaaa

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 1 point2 points ago

Come out an plaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

[–]_shakta 5 points6 points ago

Ainsley's appearance made my day honestly. Thanks OP!

[–]_jamil_ 6 points7 points ago

wasn't this posted here like less than a week ago?

[–]Osmodius 1 point2 points ago

Could say that of about 90% of the trash in here though.

[–]_jamil_ 0 points1 point ago

at least it usually takes more than a week

[–]JediJimbo 3 points4 points ago

yes. yes it was

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

Did you see the whole thing? Or just the hole thing?

[–]keshav108 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if fap fap fap or flap flap flap.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Some would say... but I was more like...

[–]SimplePhantom 5 points6 points ago

At first I thought, "Repost!" but then I was like, "Hold on a minute, we've got something here! Alert the Reddit Authorities!"

[–]dirtymoney 5 points6 points ago

these are lips ... not curtains

[–]Amnesi 1 point2 points ago

Filing this under "can not be unseen" in my mental library.

[–]Dankherbal 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING LOVE PANCAKES!

[–]Slick_drip99 1 point2 points ago

Who is that man??

[–]Wardy4705 4 points5 points ago

Chef called ainsley harriet.

[–]Slick_drip99 1 point2 points ago

Thank you!

[–]Big_Terp68 0 points1 point ago

Beef Curtain

[–]arlaarlaarla 0 points1 point ago

Ooh look how floppy that one is

[–]suckindiesel 0 points1 point ago

OMG. Ainsley Harriot has been ruined for me for ever. READY. STEAD. FLAP.

[–]eliakazan 0 points1 point ago

You have no words? But you did like it enough to repost it

[–]Omerov 0 points1 point ago

Any one got a sauce?

[–]Fruity_Pies 0 points1 point ago

I have: Repost.

[–]gottathrowitaway2 0 points1 point ago

BAHAHAHAHA

[–]Phlexonance 0 points1 point ago

not really WTF worthy, more like something for /r/funny

[–]ivoM22 0 points1 point ago

It hang like a sleeve of wizard. -Borat Sagdiyev

[–]thegoldenmandenis 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted because Ainsley Harriott.

[–]elr456 1 point2 points ago

I wonder just what led someone to feel the need to create this.

[–]WUSSUPMONKEY 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHHAHA FUCK thats good shit lol

[–]sbrelvi 0 points1 point ago

Bad time to be drinking water.

[–]harrydickinson 1 point2 points ago

The word 'swag' comes to mind...

[–]nightfire1 0 points1 point ago

If there were any one that I would recommend for labiaplasty it would be this woman. I get the feeling that having them that large could lead to some real discomfort when going about ones daily routine.

[–]DeepwaterJohn 0 points1 point ago

Thought someone would've said it by now.... but: Your Mom....

[–]stmellow 0 points1 point ago

Nsfw fucker

[–]iAmJagganatha 0 points1 point ago

That laffy taffy.. girl shake that laffy taffy

[–]_man_bear_pig 0 points1 point ago

More flappin for the tappin

[–]euthallthecats 0 points1 point ago

I dated a girl who has labia like this... Felt like I had Arby's roast beef laying on my face...

[–]BongGyver 0 points1 point ago

loose lips sink ships.

[–]E13Chase 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Michelle Duggar was on here.

[–]guitarman565 0 points1 point ago

In scotland, we call those "Beef Curtains"

[–]majorbro 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed when she finds out how popular shes become on reddit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

First thing that made me audibly laugh on reddit today.

[–]lookcloserlenny 1 point2 points ago

Ah nothing like seeing a post make the front page ... and then seeing it reposted two days later.

[–]B-Train 4 points5 points ago

I don't see Ainsley in that one

[–]reagan2016 7 points8 points ago

I missed it the first time and I don't have a facebook account, so I'm glad to see it reposted.

[–]lookcloserlenny -1 points0 points ago

What does not having a facebook have to do with it?

[–]reagan2016 2 points3 points ago

Facebook: it's like Reddit on a 2 day delay.

[–]lookcloserlenny 1 point2 points ago

Ah, well yeah as you can see Reddit is Reddit on a 2 day delay as well, so there you go.

[–]scorpio242 3 points4 points ago

Technically not a repost, they added an ending

[–]lookcloserlenny 0 points1 point ago

haha I actually didn't watch it all the way through, I just thought it was the same.

[–]SkittlesForHair 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you needed to lookcloserlenny.

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

Those are some nice wiggly bits.

[–]Weaver94 0 points1 point ago

I wip my vag back and forth, I wip my vag back and forth.

[–]TheActualAWdeV -1 points0 points ago

I do have a word: Repost.

And still nothing spectacular.

[–]AndersonHell -2 points-1 points ago

I literally just laughed out loud.

[–]Freak-A-Saurus -1 points0 points ago

That's freaky!

[–]InterstellarPancake -4 points-3 points ago

This is why I'm gay.

[–]SPLICER21 -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if gusta

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 0 points1 point ago

Gusta!

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