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[–]moogy12 -1 points0 points ago

fuck that shit sourpatch kids are where its at

[–]akidmaritime -1 points0 points ago

does anyone see the irony if the meme he used for that

[–]OriginalityPolice -1 points0 points ago

We get it, all of you feel like this all the time:

title comnts points age /r/
This made my day 0coms -6pts 1dy funny
When the cashier gives me a dollar instead of 96 cents 164coms 1347pts 2dys funny
When I'm driving and gotta take a shit and another driver let's me go 1st at the stop sign 0coms -2pts 9dys funny
When you see someone wearing a jersey of your favorite team 2coms 20pts 21dys funny
When I start texting someone and the 'send' button turns blue. 0coms -5pts 24dys pics
Whenever i see a fellow ginger 2coms 3pts 29dys funny
After seeing another male in Victoria's Secret when I'm with a girl 0coms 30pts 1mo AdviceAnimals
That feeling when you head nod a black person and they head nod back as a white person 2coms 2pts 1mo funny
Whenever someone mentions they are Canadian in comments 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
How I feel when someone I don't really know shares an opinion with me 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
When someone gives me a single upvote 2coms 8pts 1mo funny
The look I would give my friend in high school when my teacher would say that we need partners. 2coms 4pts 1mo funny
When a customer brings their own bag to my supermarket. 0coms 1pt 1mo funny
Whenever I see another fat guy with a hot girlfriend. 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
Driving through Washington state and I see a PA plate on a car with a Steelers sticker on the back. 11coms 96pts 2mos steelers
As a Steelers fan living in Philly, this is my reaction every time I see someone with a Steelers shirt on 24coms 115pts 3mos steelers
Seeing my link karma going from 7 to 8 last night 5coms 14pts 3mos funny
My reaction whenever someone tells me that they are also an Atheist. 34coms 240pts 3mos atheism
How I feel seeing a post on the front page that I upvoted in r/new 1com 10pts 3mos funny
Whenever I see another Subaru 42coms 272pts 3mos subaru
Whoever upvotes when I'm at 0. 23coms 196pts 4mos funny
when I see someone with the same car as me on the street 7coms 10pts 6mos funny
Whenever I see someone driving the same car as me! 7coms 21pts 6mos funny
Whenever I see that 1 person scored as low as I did on a test 15coms 457pts 6mos funny
When someone gives me a lone upvote. 122coms 985pts 7mos funny
I'm Asian, and this is what I think of Jeremy Lin 0coms 45pts 7mos funny
every time i see a person on the road driving the same car as me. 684coms 1223pts 7mos funny
Obama, after Clinton's speech... 0coms 6pts 25dys funny
When i'm a dollar short but the caffeteria lady lets it slide 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
When my comm. professor mentioned Obama's AMA... 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
When someone mentions the city I live in in a post 1com -4pts 1mo funny
Whenever I see my teacher using Chrome 2coms 53pts 5mos funny
When you stop at a red light and the car next to you is playing your favorite song. 1com 10pts 4mos funny
On the rare occasion I meet a fellow atheist in the deep South 3coms 14pts 6mos atheism

source: karmadecay

[–]moogy12 0 points1 point ago

you really get off on putting other people down dont ya?

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

I work at a liquor store and when someone is being an asshole, in my head I'm like, "Fuck this guy, he's getting 99 cents."

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

When the customer gives me 4 cents instead of an extra dollar.

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