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[–]Platypus_agm 11 points12 points ago

Are you trying to tell us that deadpool is the real superhero here?

[–]jackattack135 4 points5 points ago

And this is why Deadpool is my favorite.

[–]Rushrofl 2 points3 points ago

Deadpool seems like more fun.

[–]BigChinaski 4 points5 points ago

Dead pool is forcing his meat into that fellows throat. By the looks of it recycling cap approves.

[–]wren42 2 points3 points ago

*Binds up

[–]Andyu86 0 points1 point ago

Good correction. Also, that was clever.

[–]Mylun13 -1 points0 points ago

Source?

[–]kira87 1 point2 points ago

Yes, Boyscouts are do gooders...

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

This would only convince me to be a slob.

[–]AcelnTheWhole 0 points1 point ago

I'm not seeing what the problem is

[–]ClementineClemenza -1 points0 points ago

I'd rather hang out with Deadpool.

[–]GreenAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

D'aww...sleepy Deadpool is so cute!

[–]Asiansensationz 1 point2 points ago

Deadpool wins for the meatloaf

[–]sk3pt1c 0 points1 point ago

Isn't deadpool the dude from Xmen that had a combo of others' powers? Not into comics much. How is it that he's such a goof? In the movie he was a total badass

[–]saintgadreel 1 point2 points ago

The movie version was a pale imitation of the comic book version of Deadpool (not to mention not even close to correct on backstory and powers). He is not just a wise ass, he is certifiably insane in the most awesome way(s).

[–]expert02 0 points1 point ago

Shame on people for downvoting you because you don't know. Neither do I, really. I know Dane Cook Deadpool, and then there's this comic version which is completely different, but does crazy stuff and breaks the fourth wall.

[–]Hosfac 1 point2 points ago

I don't mind vegetarians for the most part, but there are a few who should be force fed some meatloaf.

[–]AngelicWaffle -2 points-1 points ago

Dead pool sounds alot like me...

[–]SevTreDuece 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of goofus and gallant from Highlights magazine

[–]rubberducky22 0 points1 point ago

First of all this is an ancient repost.

Second though, why is it necessary to explicitly state that Captain America doesn't share vegetarians viewpoint? is it that un-american to not eat meat?

[–]Oh_sup 0 points1 point ago

Yes. And I'm with Deadpool on that one.