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[–]Bruce718 22 points23 points ago

Let's put a smile on that face!

[–]ilovemarshall69 17 points18 points ago

...when she doesn't want to? ಠ_ಠ

[–]the_HeyThere_member 8 points9 points ago

I laughed out loud literarily. Those teen/emo/hipster girl post and the joker post was gold!

[–]castleclouds 10 points11 points ago

Ah the wisdom of a 15 year old girl.

[–]Jump_My_Juicy 5 points6 points ago

If you post this on Facebook you can't see the joker in the preview, making it so much better.

[–]Dorkable 2 points3 points ago

Well I almost burst into laughter on the bus. This was perfect.

[–]rageblock 1 point2 points ago

and about 50 percent of them gets dumped before they even had a chance

[–]judestaner 4 points5 points ago

"Deserves"? People thinking they "deserve" somebody else should think what's so great about them and what they offer in return. I guess blowjobs would count as a good offering.

[–]rannie_pophe 3 points4 points ago

"Why so serious?"