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When I eat a buttered popcorn flavored Jelly Belly. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]tonight__you 34 points35 points ago

I once ate so many that I didn't shit for 3 days.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 9 points10 points ago

Reminds of that one post where the Guy didn't shit for a month. He ended up having to get his shit surgically removed or something

[–]magnetard 1 point2 points ago

Almost hard to believe that was a little over a year ago.

[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point ago

is it really that strange to not shit for 3 days?

[–]Jacuzzi_Pete 4 points5 points ago

Is it strange for you? I'm guessing no since you had to ask. I'm an every other day kind of guy, but some people go twice a day. It doesn't matter the frequency with which you poop, only if there is a deviation from what's normal for you. Here's more info on shitting.

[–]TheOneTonWanton 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one that pays zero attention to how much I shit?

[–]Massiph_phag 5 points6 points ago

yes...yes it is.

[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't call something that happens once in a couple of months strange. Some people just eat less or are bigger. I only weigh 150 and I eat pretty healthy and light.

[–]RavagedSouI 0 points1 point ago

Well, shouldn't it depend on a person's diet? I kinda shit once a week.

[–]Unicorn_Destruction 1 point2 points ago

I think you need more fiber.

[–]Fabrikadikus 0 points1 point ago

As long as you defecate more than once or twice a week, you are fine. It all depends on diet, life style and genes.

[–]septers 182 points183 points ago

I love the popcorn flavor.

[–]K_Swag 26 points27 points ago

Me too! Did you know The 'recipe' for blueberry muffin is two buttered popcorn and one blueberry jelly belly! So good_^

[–]sp00kyd00m 6 points7 points ago

the popcorn flavor will actually add a vaguely pastry-ish flavor with a lot of different flavors. its my favorite to combine with others

[–]orko57 12 points13 points ago

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/222997_o.gif

[–]FluffyPuddles 0 points1 point ago

The only way I'll eat them is with two blueberry. Blueberry muffin.

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 16 points17 points ago

85% of the people I know love the buttered popcorn flavor. The other 15% pause for effect are wrong.

[–]druckus 2 points3 points ago

Where the fuck are all of you people hiding?

[–]The_G0pher 4 points5 points ago

Me too. I lived in a house last year where all 4 of my housemates hated it... I barely survived.

[–]lawlrhus 4 points5 points ago

Because you ate all the ones they wouldn't and had health complications? Because that's the way I wanna go. Death by Juicy Pear and/or Buttered Popcorn overdose.

[–]canehdianchick 12 points13 points ago

I tend to hunt for them specifically! hah

[–]_THE_WIFE 2 points3 points ago

Best. Flavor.

[–]aes419 11 points12 points ago

I do too

[–]MILKYCAT 44 points45 points ago

enjoy satan

[–]robowookie 20 points21 points ago

They make a satan flavour? brb...

[–]kenba2099 16 points17 points ago

Yeah it's called "Tabasco Cinnamon." srsly

[–]alwaysnewintown 3 points4 points ago

That sounds AWFUL.

[–]jon_titor 6 points7 points ago

Still not as bad as the Harry Potter beans they made.

[–]MrConfucius 6 points7 points ago

Earwax actually did taste like earwax, it bothered me.

[–]TheSupaBloopa 1 point2 points ago

Huh. Who woulda guessed.

[–]magnetard 1 point2 points ago

Spaghetti, on the other hand, was actually rather delicious.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 2 points3 points ago

Last time I went to Universal Studios (or maybe it was Island of Adventure) I got the Harry Potter jellybeans. I went into the Jurassic Park eatery place and it was near closing time so it wasn't very busy which allowed me to make small talk with the cashier. She sees my bag of jellybeans and says if you eat a random jellybean out of there then I will give you a cookie. So I'm like free cookie? Hell yea, what are the odds of me getting a nasty flavor? And boom, vomit flavor greets my tongue.

[–]Pyrise 4 points5 points ago

It's pretty brutal.

[–]urukhai434 0 points1 point ago

they also made one called "gushin' granny"

[–]fourpac 2 points3 points ago

I have been known to buy a bag of buttered popcorn Jelly Belly beans at the mall candy stores. This post has made me seriously consider this purchase.

[–]penisland69 60 points61 points ago

...But that's the best flavor! Along with Toasted Marshmallow.

[–]jockc 7 points8 points ago

And don't forget tooty fruity

[–]magicafiend 86 points87 points ago

Buttered popcorn is the master race of Jellybelly flavours you heathen.

[–]bstampl1 37 points38 points ago

Juicy Pear would like to have a word with you.

[–]alwaysnewintown 8 points9 points ago

I've never met someone who liked both pear and buttered popcorn jelly bellies...it's always one or the other. I'm in camp popcorn and juicy pear makes me dry heave. You can have them.

[–]sp00kyd00m 3 points4 points ago

i love them both. actually if you combine them it tastes vaguely of pear pastry.

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

I love both. They are both among the very few, best flavors, imo

[–]WigginIII 1 point2 points ago

Although I am a strongly in camp juicy pear, upvoted for truth. Can't stand buttered popcorn.

[–]duketime 0 points1 point ago

Juicy pear is terrible. Buttered popcorn is bliss. I prove your theory.

[–]lawlrhus 0 points1 point ago

Easily my two favorite flavors, though I suppose I haven't actually met you.

[–]Unicorn_Destruction 0 points1 point ago

Those two are in my top three favorites. The third being cotton candy. I don't even bother with any other flavors.

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 1 point2 points ago

And Peach.

[–]baemey 7 points8 points ago

For buttered popcorn? I assume you never eat Bertie Botts, then.

[–]shadow111 12 points13 points ago

Alas, earwax.

[–]memeaddictedchick 5 points6 points ago

Ugh...I didn't think they were gonna be so awful..bit into a pepper one and was surprised that it tasted like actual pepper. I don't know why I was surprised. The grass one wasn't bad though. All the other ones made me want to puke.

[–]Piefayth 2 points3 points ago

I LOVE the grass ones. I don't understand why, but I could just eat bags of grass flavored jellybeans.

[–]Unicorn_Destruction 0 points1 point ago

I do too! It was the first one I grabbed out of the Bertie Botts and I thought, " oh these are going to be delicious!" Then I grabbed...pencil shavings I think? It all went downhill from there.

[–]DohCanadian 11 points12 points ago

Worse then a buttered popcorn? Rotten egg flavour. These are seriously revolting and surprisingly similar to their flavour.

[–]ShoddyRapInBlue 5 points6 points ago

Apparently they just carried on with the HP EveryFlavored Beans without all the licensing royalties.

[–]memeaddictedchick 2 points3 points ago

God I hated those. So much.

[–]DohCanadian 1 point2 points ago

Me and a friend bought a box one time and split all the gross ones in half and ate them. Rotten egg and booger were the only two we couldn't get through.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even try the booger. I got to rotten egg and was like "oh fuck this".

[–]DohCanadian 0 points1 point ago

I wish we would have stopped there.

[–]SgtSteel55 5 points6 points ago

Just wait till you try licorice...

[–]nateroose 13 points14 points ago

No way buttered popcorn is the best!

[–]Joe_ManginiPSN 33 points34 points ago

When i eat Buttered popcorn jellybeans by accident I feel like I'm gunna throw up they need to make them easier to distinguish from the other 4 white jellybeans in the bag

[–]austex_mike 4 points5 points ago

You don't like the popcorn Jelly Belly's? What's wrong with you?

[–]Joe_ManginiPSN 4 points5 points ago

they are disgusting that's whats wrong with me

[–]austex_mike 6 points7 points ago

Your loss then buddy, I love me some popcorn Jelly Belly's.

[–]moral_hygiene 7 points8 points ago

agree.

[–]auranl 5 points6 points ago

My Labrador did something similar. I put a lemon on the ground for him and he quickly snatched it up, then spit it back out snarled at it on the ground. Then he examined it again, and then tried to eat it another time. He just kept doing that for a few minutes and eventually gave up. Either he has a short memory or thought, maybe it'll taste good this time!

[–]alwaysnewintown 0 points1 point ago

My pup did the same thing...it was the most offensive thing she'd ever loved. I've never seen her react to anything else the same way.

[–]michaelcmills 3 points4 points ago

More like licorice, cinnamon, or cappuccino.

[–]SquirrelWithAShotgun 9 points10 points ago

STOP POSTING THIS

[–]ghost_victim 10 points11 points ago

But it's so cuuuute

[–]winkandthegun 1 point2 points ago

kill it! kill it with fire!

[–]idealdefence 1 point2 points ago

What!? Buttered popcorn is the best fucking flavor!!!!!!

[–]mattbluesman 2 points3 points ago

I always get that lost my breath feeling.

[–]goldpickle 1 point2 points ago

dude......dude, those are yummy

[–]YoungFrank 1 point2 points ago

Can anyone tell me what breed of dog that is?

[–]spazmodial 0 points1 point ago

It's an Alaskan Klee klai

[–]hazelquarrier_couch 1 point2 points ago

I love the popcorn jelly bellies. Best flavor they make.

[–]deja-vu-comment 6 points7 points ago

puppy tastes lime, goes full retard

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[–]sjagr 0 points1 point ago

Dogs hate citrus

[–]creedofwheat 8 points9 points ago

Enough of this one, please.

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[–]kenba2099 16 points17 points ago

Mother of god....

[–]mermaidrampage 28 points29 points ago

These posts about reposts are even more annoying than the reposts themselves.

[–]imlost19 5 points6 points ago

These posts about reposts are even more annoying than the reposts themselves.

[–]lennart_hyland 1 point2 points ago

These posts about reposts are even more annoying than the reposts themselves.

[–]freakinhippies -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you

[–]imlost19 2 points3 points ago

theory proven

[–]NopeNotConor 10 points11 points ago

Meh. It had an original title. And personally I always get a chuckle out if this gif.

[–]barfretchpuke -2 points-1 points ago

Listen, retard: The title is the OC, which is completely novel compared to the other titles listed (thus "original").

[–]abipes13 -5 points-4 points ago

How did you find all of those?

[–]OneManWar 8 points9 points ago

SOURCE: KARMADECAY. There is even a link. Man.....

[–]abipes13 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry I'm ignorant... I didn't bother to look for a source! My bad

[–]yingking0203 1 point2 points ago

Lol totally agree. I don't know why people like them. They taste like neither butter nor popcorn so I don't get it.

[–]tonight__you 0 points1 point ago

Salty-sweet.

[–]spaceroach 6 points7 points ago

"... This is cum."

[–]klxz79 2 points3 points ago

Totally agree! I have a memory from high school where this cute girl had some jelly bellies and I kinda bugged her for some so she gave me one. Ended up being buttered popcorn (first time I had had one), I almost puked. I felt offended after that as if she gave me the shitty flavored one on purpose....from that moment one I always 2nd guessed our "friendship".

[–]Blocktd 1 point2 points ago

Now we know where the cartels are stashing their crack. In the limes man. The limes.

[–]ConansBeard 1 point2 points ago

My dog loves licking apple cores and pear cores. They hate citrus though. I let my doggie taste everything that is nice, he will look at me all confused when I offer him something then looks at me like OMG THANKS THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER afterwards.

[–]LibraryDrone 0 points1 point ago

popcorn flavor is my favorite flavor.

[–]MrsKaMotaDragon 0 points1 point ago

Don't upvote because of your joke. Upvote because the dog is just so cute. Every. Single. Time.

[–]Arluza 0 points1 point ago

i love this .gif. That dog is too cute.

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 0 points1 point ago

Yeah why the fuck are those things in there?

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this gif posted every 2 weeks for the last 4 months. Is this a thing now?

[–]enjoiabletaco 0 points1 point ago

tastes like boogers

[–]Quinn3333 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the pop flavored ones, such as root beer, or grape crush.

[–]mcpe -1 points0 points ago

hmm what this gray thing. holy shit wtf. OH MAI GAWD WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!

[–]kkkilla 0 points1 point ago

You apparently have never experienced the wonderful world of the Harry Pottery Blend Jelly Bellies. Popcorn Is like gold compared to those fuckers.

[–]_marcspectre 0 points1 point ago

They make me have to take a shit

[–]UncleJimbo 0 points1 point ago

Every. Fucking. Time.

[–]fishdontstink 0 points1 point ago

I hate when I confuse the piña colada flavor (a.k.a. Beans of Paradise) with buttered popcorn (a.k.a. Buttery Butt-hole).

[–]bookwyrm314 0 points1 point ago

I hate the buttered popcorn flavor. But, my favorite flavor is toasted marshmalo (sorry late cannot spell) So I have this issue a lot.

[–]Jrfmpark 0 points1 point ago

What type of dog is that? It's fucking adorable.

And popcorn flavor is good.

[–]tothesource 0 points1 point ago

You mean earwax flavor?

[–]Momulator 0 points1 point ago

Ack. Hate those. And the Ear Wax ones I could never bring myself to try. Or Booger.

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

When I have no idea what to post

When I just randomly scramble together words for a title

When I'm really desperate for that Karma.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

This thread :( ( i cant eat corn)

[–]Kitsunami 1 point2 points ago

There is a special ring of hell for the man who green lit that flavor of jelly bean.

[–]YouLikaDaJuice 0 points1 point ago

Really? I just spit it out.

[–]kidderkat 0 points1 point ago

This particular flavor of jelly bean is the reason I have trust issues.

[–]harmodius 0 points1 point ago

thats a funny way of spelling cinnamon

[–]osxander 0 points1 point ago

I had my very first bag of Jelly Bellys about a month ago. Honestly I was stricken by how accurate the flavors were. When I got to the buttered popcorn I told myself, "There is no way this can taste like popcorn." I was so wrong.

[–]druckus 0 points1 point ago

7th grade. Lunchtime. Jelly bellies abound.

James sits across from me. He bites into one. But it is buttered popcorn!

He spits it out and it lands on my shirt. I throw it and it lands in his hair. He loves his chest length hair and let's me know by smashing my face into the table. Teacher accused us of engaging in "mortal combat" and we both got suspended for a day. Our parents obviously didn't give a fuck because it was stupid. Video games all day.

[–]shhyguuy 0 points1 point ago

It's disgusting

[–]AllNatural2143 0 points1 point ago

That is Kiwi the Klee Kai! I know her! So cute...

[–]orificebizarre 0 points1 point ago

The buttered toast jelly bellys are fucking delicious

[–]kazbah 0 points1 point ago

Buttered popcorn flavoured jelly beans are an abomination!

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 0 points1 point ago

I hear this sentiment a lot - that the buttered popcorn flavored jellybean is weird - but I don't get it. They're all fake flavors. All of them. Why does only this flavor bug people?

[–]Cliqey 0 points1 point ago

When I'm a puppy licking a lime.

[–]tenebrae22 0 points1 point ago

All I can think about when seeing this again HuskyStarcraft: "Me trying to micro a battle that doesn't need micro"

[–]Dauss 0 points1 point ago

The faintest whiff of buttered popcorn jelly beans is enough to turn my guts over. That's not an exaggeration, I have nearly thrown up being in the same store as someone opening the lid on that flavour.

The thought of eating one puts my gag reflex into action. They are utterly revolting.

[–]RadioactiveHappiness 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was the only one!

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

The popcorn ones are awesome! On a side note, regardless of how many of any flavor jelly beans I eat, I'm a once-day-shitter, unless I eat a bunch of lettuce and other vegetables, at which point I become a Salad Shooter.

[–]Jase_the_Ace 0 points1 point ago

TIL there is a buttered popcorn favoured jelly bean

[–]slimjim72384 0 points1 point ago

My wife says the butter popcorn ones taste like cum.

[–]Mr_I_Know 1 point2 points ago

maybe that's why they're my favorite

[–]DeafCobra 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard, my boss just threatened to fire me..

[–]Chipman365 0 points1 point ago

Try eating a vomit flavor from the Bertie Bott's pack.

[–]BAgloink 0 points1 point ago

Those are my favorite ones.

[–]FailingCollegeStuden -1 points0 points ago

Butter flavor? Ohhhhh, he means Paula Deen's cooking flavor.

[–]smushiest -2 points-1 points ago

The pear flavor was the worst.

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