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[–]KatzMotel 49 points50 points ago

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

[–]CozenOne 8 points9 points ago

It made me wanna be a hacker/computer wizard

Update: I am neither

[–]ultrapepe 2 points3 points ago

But in your heart you are both.

[–]DrD501st 7 points8 points ago

War Games was such a great movie of my childhood

[–]Zacaroni 0 points1 point ago

"You cannot lose if you do not play."

[–]Mack488 59 points60 points ago

I can hear Luigi now

"look at all the fucks I give."

[–]elevatormewzic 14 points15 points ago

I think Luigi is classier than that.

[–]GraysonAlt 48 points49 points ago

looka at alla the fucks i give

[–]mocahante 14 points15 points ago

I think i saw this as a part of a longer gif with many similar wins.

[–]Joel_W[S] 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to see those :D If you can find them again =)

[–]akachei 20 points21 points ago

I think it's part of the "Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing" videos - youtube

[–]1337jokke 5 points6 points ago

luigi wins by doing nothing or so on youtube... EDIT: Search "luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" and you will find

[–]Joel_W[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I found it- and it's absolutely hilarious

[–]LAWLDAVID 2 points3 points ago

For the lazy... Seems to be a series with an episode for each mario party

[–]monkeyfetus 1 point2 points ago

For a while, someone was streaming "Mario Retardy": Four easy bots playing Mario party. It was pretty fun, people betting on the characters and screaming at them when they did retarded things.

[–]menapan13 5 points6 points ago

THIS is the mini game that ruined friendships.

[–]tanu24 0 points1 point ago

No way remember landing on boo it was like the choice from hell.

[–]Pippurimylly 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this, and the similiar one in crash bash...

[–]mnhr 4 points5 points ago

I win at chess by using the same strategy. I just sit there and eventually my opponent forfeits the game.

[–]TehWut 10 points11 points ago

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to stay still during the match, but take it from this old gamer rat, I've spent my entire adult life playing mario party, and a tactic like this one can do more harm than good. If you only stay in one spot the whole round (and that's all a single minigame is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for failures down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

not moving basically only improves your skill a little bit, and to some extent, your patience. What you really want to do is move around the entire time during all the minigames (rowing, jumping, crawling, etc) at the same time, over the course of a game. And don't forget your star stealing!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with mario party, using exploits, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make. But do it right, okay?

My advice, start a good game, with a moderately easy difficulty based around you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest to become the best mario party player. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being able to beat all the minigames the first time you start a game. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway. Now get out there and do it! :-)

[–]inlight2 4 points5 points ago

Why did you write that? And why did I read all of it!?

[–]N307H30N3 3 points4 points ago

Mario Party. It is more than a game.

[–]thelastcurrybender 3 points4 points ago

Its a way of life

[–]arcamanel 4 points5 points ago

lol it's been awhile since I've seen that meme

[–]winterd 2 points3 points ago

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being able to beat all the minigames the first time you start a game. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you

As a gamer myself, I can completely confirm this

If I hear a 12-year-old on Xbox Live claiming he fucked my mom, I'm going to be a judgmental arsehole.

If I see a 12-year-old practicing Mario Party minigames, actually working up a sweat, I'm thinking "Good on ya, mate".

[–]Demonhuntern 1 point2 points ago

[–]noodlejabb 1 point2 points ago

This comment is throwback as shit. Well done.

[–]Mustang99 3 points4 points ago

Luigi rules !

[–]Kinomi 35 points36 points ago

The best tactic is reposting?

[–]ohnoesbleh 18 points19 points ago

The best tactic is realizing not everyone has seen the same shit you have at the same time you have.

[–]Rosie_Cotton_dancing 13 points14 points ago

I don't think it would be an exaggeration to say this has been posted to reddit hundreds of times.

[–]karnoculars 3 points4 points ago

I'm on reddit for hours every single day and I've never seen this before. When will people stop complaining about reposts...

[–]violatedchimp 0 points1 point ago

No. Karma whores spread AIDS.

[–]sAfuRos 1 point2 points ago

And fuck all the people who join reddit and have fresh eyes, mirite?

[–]ohnoesbleh -5 points-4 points ago

I don't think it would be absurd to note that not everyone has been here for the hundreds of times it has been submitted.

[–]Rosie_Cotton_dancing -1 points0 points ago

That is understood, just illustrating why Kinomi's comment is acceptable in this circumstance. I'm not saying this shouldn't have been posted, just that Kinomi's comment is acceptable.

[–]ghazi364 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen it posted before but this is probably one of the better titles.

[–]blacky777 2 points3 points ago

IM DE BESHT!

[–]ThatMyJobForklift 2 points3 points ago

The best move...is not to play.

An interesting game.

[–]hercolicious 1 point2 points ago

3rd gin of fighting

[–]CloneDeath 2 points3 points ago

This is part of a series where luigi does absolutely nothing and wins a whole bunch of mini games.

[–]DraugrMurderboss 3 points4 points ago

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is nothing at all." -Nic Cage

[–]89rovi -1 points0 points ago

But... there's no guarantee that Peach and Wario will automatically commit suicide at the beginning, right?

[–]abbott_costello 3 points4 points ago

This happens often when a player doesn't notice they're looking at a different players character and push in the wrong direction to start the game.

[–]lucitine 0 points1 point ago

I have done that too many times.

[–]Aquagrunt 1 point2 points ago

My childhood, that game!

[–]thexfiles81 1 point2 points ago

Luigi wins...

FATALITY

[–]rakantae 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of a game called Don't Move Your Tauren.

[–]Elementium 1 point2 points ago

"ah, the old sit & wait!"

[–]TheSmashPosterGuy 1 point2 points ago

Is anyone here a big time mario party 2 player?

[–]jpaul3211 -1 points0 points ago

the worst repost.

[–]blacklblskate54 1 point2 points ago

I'd like this if it hadn't been re-posted 5000 times.

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

Somehow older than the game itself

[–]MyriAd_Kiiing 0 points1 point ago

[–]n_reineke -2 points-1 points ago

I see you used this tactic well for repost karma :P

[–]sanivo -2 points-1 points ago

As soon as the "Finish!" text appears I hear the woman who voices it in my head.

[–]thelastcurrybender -1 points0 points ago

its a woman???

[–]Sonicboom510 -2 points-1 points ago

The best tactic for Karma?

Reposting

[–]DementedHeadcrab -4 points-3 points ago

I downvoted just so I could keep the upvotes at 64.

[–]TuesdaysWithMrMackey -3 points-2 points ago

It looks like they're competing on top of a sweetroll from Skyrim.