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[–]arzthaus 337 points338 points ago

Women are so beautiful. I could never be homosexual. Unless I was a woman.

[–]BigBlackHungGuy 129 points130 points ago

Amen brother.. and breasts are just...they're just great.

[–]onionhammer 112 points113 points ago

i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

[–]Fatumsch 20 points21 points ago

If I told you you are beautiful, would you take your pants off and dance around?

[–]zach84 28 points29 points ago

I like ass better, but then again, I'll never forget the time I fell asleep on D cup boobies (not my mom, fuck you -_-). How could something be so comfortable?????

[–]Jakio 33 points34 points ago

The instant "not my mom" makes me think otherwise.

[–]misterwhales 17 points18 points ago

His sister. sorry, i had to say it.

[–]RonBurgundy449 3 points4 points ago

Use to take naps with my ex girlfriend like that, damn were those good naps...

[–]rsheahen 4 points5 points ago

Is the sky blue?

[–]PeerzPressure 8 points9 points ago

They`re just tops! They are the bees knees if you get what Im saying?

[–]rachelfromfriends 4 points5 points ago

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies.

[–]SolidLikeIraq 15 points16 points ago

Her boobies are wonderful, but look at those eyes...

Luckily NFS is about to end...

[–]Akiba89 25 points26 points ago

Honestly, this. I'll fight for their rights, but I guarantee if I were to have drinks with a gay guy, some time during the night the "So how do you not like boobs??" conversation would happen.

[–]someguywithanaccount 9 points10 points ago

Actually, I know a lot of gay guys who say they like boobs, just not in a sexual way. Even most girls like them. Go find the thread about non-sexual things to do with boobs.

[–]rhymeswithdoorhinge 8 points9 points ago

That's so funny, because I could never be a lesbian, if I was a guy I'd be gay. I would not want to handle all that womanly problems.

Hell I get irritated and short with the few female friends I already have, although that could just be a maturity thing.

[–]CherrySlurpee 37 points38 points ago

Because if anyone avoids drama, its gay guys -.-

[–]robotortoise 274 points275 points ago

Gentlemen, may I present to you.... /r/dirndls/.

[–]orthag 62 points63 points ago

That word has approximately 66% fewer vowels than necessary.

[–]yigit3 20 points21 points ago

I'm being very productive. I learned a new word, found a Halloween costume for my wife, and discovered a new favorite subReddit with one click.

[–]therandomizer 23 points24 points ago

Urge to Fap rising.

[–]JohnScribbles 72 points73 points ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]TheGoomba 45 points46 points ago

Sort by Top All-Time.

[–]TheGreenseer 11 points12 points ago

And it was good...

[–]auranl 341 points342 points ago

[–]WET_VAGINA_FARTS 291 points292 points ago

[–]NinjaInYellow 232 points233 points ago

I love her.

[–]A_B_A_C_A_B_B 142 points143 points ago

We all do.

[–]Flippeh 100 points101 points ago

[–]shortbuswizard 64 points65 points ago

lol. What. That's a thing? Every post is the same gif?

[–]Strbrst 31 points32 points ago

Well what did you expect them to be?

[–]shortbuswizard 23 points24 points ago

All I could focus on was the guy to the lefts' eyes.

[–]midnightsbane04 6 points7 points ago

As a former subscriber, yes. And i upvoted every single time it was posted too. I just took it off because I didn't like having so many subreddits on my front page.

[–]OddDude55 9 points10 points ago

It's especially sad because she is clearly saying "No."

She never closes her mouth to make the "p" sound in "stop."

[–]shortbuswizard 19 points20 points ago

It could be a "sto-laughs" if that makes sense. Like she didn't finish saying it cause she laughed. It doesn't look like no to me.

[–]hcnye 7 points8 points ago

Stop

[–]thenplayon 5 points6 points ago

Now I'm conflicted...

[–]IAmNotAPerson6 4 points5 points ago

The people in the subreddit would vehemently disagree. Read the sidebar:

She says stop.

She does not say 'no'.

[–]THE_APE_SHIT_KILLER 6 points7 points ago

She isn't saying "stop", shes saying "no". I know it's hard to see but try to say "stop" while keeping your mouth open throughout. Impossible I know. The P sound cannot be made without your lips coming together.

[–]Ikelton 4 points5 points ago

Dude, I know. It drives me nuts that the people who are in love with this Gif ( see: /r/TheStopGirl ) don't even know what she's saying!

Ah well, fuck it. It's a good gif.

[–]WET_VAGINA_FARTS 3 points4 points ago

I wonder about her reaction when she finds out men and women all across the globe argue on the internet about the word she was mouthing. I imagine the initial feeling is terrifying.

[–]VaginalBloodFartz 2 points3 points ago

I'm a fan of your username.

[–]jandalofdoom 55 points56 points ago

[–]eyereport 29 points30 points ago

That guy really likes the music I'm playing.

[–]LakeStClair 19 points20 points ago

Is it a Waltz?

[–]eyereport 17 points18 points ago

[–]firebird84 4 points5 points ago

I got this. I don't know how, but I got this. Upvotes for you.

[–]hlharper 5 points6 points ago

No, he's bobbing his head in two, not three, so it wouldn't be a traditional waltz.

Could be a foxtrot, though.

[–]LakeStClair 2 points3 points ago

I knew if I made a joke someone would correct me on what it actually was.

[–]hlharper 2 points3 points ago

Proper time signatures are no laughing matter!

[–]Humdrum_Throne 2 points3 points ago

Especially not 9/8. I done seen a man straight up explode doing 9/8.

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Those feels, I know them.

[–]lethargicwalrus 12 points13 points ago

I would totally wife her.

[–]ScepticalOfYourLogic 44 points45 points ago

She likes a lot of head. Wow so apparently you young kids dont get the beer reference. Go fuck yourselves

[–]electricelefunt 3 points4 points ago

so apparently you young kids dont get the beer reference. Go fuck yourselves

Haha, excellent.

[–]Stone_Swan 4 points5 points ago

Maybe people who get the reference just didn't find it amusing? Or is it impossible for you to post something that someone may not like?

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

The middle schoolers are invading!

[–]mondomaniatrics 32 points33 points ago

I bought one of those steins at an Oktoberfest and filled it with Spatan. After finishing it, I was tipsy. After finishing another, I was wasted. For being a big guy, this surprised me. I thought I was sick or something for only a couple drinks to put me under like that. The day went great!

Later that month, I pulled the stein out and poured a can of beer in it. To my amazement, only 1/5 of the stein was filled with one can of beer. Therefore, at Oktoberfest, with 2 steins of lager, I had apparently drunk 8 - 10 cans of beer in one hour.

The stein is now my vessel of choice. I LOVE that thing, man.

[–]sirkarl 25 points26 points ago

Not exactly, a full mas glass is 1 liter of beer, which adds up to roughly three beers, but you have to factor in that at Oktoberfest they add more head then usual, so you probably drank roughly 4-5ish 12 ounce beers worth. Still a good amount, but nowhere near 8-10 beers... (Unless we're talking light beers)

[–]d3ad1ysp0rk 8 points9 points ago

This man is correct on the conversion. I drank 4 opening day. Blacked out but made it home and surprisingly never puked (thank you pretzels and weisswurst!), terrible hangover though. Doing it again in 14 hours!!

[–]idk112345 12 points13 points ago

Just a FYI: There is no Stein in the picture, stein is short for Steinkrug and refers to these grey beauties https://www.google.com/search?q=steinkrug&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=FDW&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=pfNoUNy3Bcrdsgap14HwBQ&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=624

Beer at oktoberfest is poured into regular glass Maßkrüge, which hold a liter of beer

[–]Tom504 2 points3 points ago

you should try 40s

[–]chaloux34 7 points8 points ago

Edward 40 hands always gets me shitfaced

[–]Yithani 52 points53 points ago

This is the first picture I saw on Reddit, ten long months ago.

I don't know how to function anymore

[–]provokedcarp 22 points23 points ago

The things you've done. The pics you've masturbated to...

What a long and strange journey it's been. -Every yearbook ever

[–]SaintZvlkx 2 points3 points ago

Fuck that. Mine was 'Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur.'

[–]cam1021 83 points84 points ago

Here is my favorite: Dat lip bite

And of course: Fixed lip bite

[–]Tmeesseman 6 points7 points ago

That looks like Victoria from How I Met Your Mother.

[–]crzystve42 6 points7 points ago

I'm off to Germany, see you in a few months gentlemen

[–]DingoScallion 6 points7 points ago

I don't know how you noticed that bite lip with the bottom of the picture being huge tits.

[–]Spada05 46 points47 points ago

The lip bite is infinitely more sexy, in my opinion.

[–]haltingpoint 0 points1 point ago

Because said huge tits are attached to a whale.

[–]ghanji 2 points3 points ago

It's fun to open both those pictures and then press ctrl+tab and then ctrl+shift+tab. It's like these beautiful quintuplets are changing into monsters!

[–]BearcatMcButtertoast 29 points30 points ago

I'm a sucker for short hair. God damn you! shakes fist

[–]Furgles 25 points26 points ago

Welcome to /r/shorthairedhotties brother

[–]BearcatMcButtertoast 14 points15 points ago

It's... beautiful

[–]jmdxsvhs15 39 points40 points ago

those eyez...

[–]jhabitearockinspace 10 points11 points ago

dat look...

[–]LouisianaBob 5 points6 points ago

The look she be giving the cameraman makes this a more attractive photo. That look has desire to it and that beats going home alone and just thinking about someone's breasts.

[–]jandalofdoom -2 points-1 points ago

She had eyes?

[–]narpas 4 points5 points ago

Dude, look up. She's looking right at your eyes. She sees you checking her our. Dude.

[–]jmdxsvhs15 4 points5 points ago

has*

[–]afastball 12 points13 points ago

At the risk of sounding like Toby Kieth, I'd just like to say, I like girls that drink beer.

[–]LouisianaBob 9 points10 points ago

I like a girl who I find attractive and is also giving me the eye. Call me old fashioned.

[–]BeBenNova 17 points18 points ago

I will upvote this repost every single time it is presented to me

[–]DerBlaueVogel 3 points4 points ago

That's everyone's favourite Oktoberfest picture ._.

[–]Sorryivetakenit 8 points9 points ago

It worries me I don't know which I prefer

[–]Aitioma 19 points20 points ago

I'll help you: The middle one drinking beer.

[–]Elieftibiowai 1 point2 points ago

Left boob or right boob?

[–]micahshell 2 points3 points ago

Both boobs.

[–]puji_13 11 points12 points ago

Is this what love feels like?

[–]garywashbern 16 points17 points ago

I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

[–]darkandfullofpasta 2 points3 points ago

It's the opposite. It's like... my heart is getting hard.

[–]black_renaissance 10 points11 points ago

Looks like Natalie portman

[–]burningman1949 9 points10 points ago

Every fucking Oktoberfest, this picture gets posted. And I like it.

[–]ka5p3r 15 points16 points ago

as a German who has been to wiesn every year i say sorry Americans.look what i have for you. http://i.imgur.com/YS0x0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OUlbN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CSt2A.jpg

[–]CarterAggie 10 points11 points ago

A NAME DAMMIT! GIVE ME A NAME!

[–]xenoph2 43 points44 points ago

Tony.

[–]patron_willis 3 points4 points ago

Re-post, but I don't even care that much.

[–]Blackliquid 2 points3 points ago

Seriously this was posted literaly a few weeks ago...

[–]LouisianaBob 1 point2 points ago

A few weeks is actually a long time on reddit. Ask reddit has a number of topics at varying time cycles, be them a month or two to six or seven.

[–]solmakou 1 point2 points ago

I'm so whipped I noticed how nice her eyebrows look.

[–]elcheeserpuff 2 points3 points ago

Looks kinda like Natalie Portman

[–]nebbie13 0 points1 point ago

Now THAT is a "come hither" gaze.

[–]reedm 2 points3 points ago

*everyone's favorite oktoberfest picture

[–]fugololo 3 points4 points ago

Germans... you just can't stay mad at them.

[–]eats_shit_and_dies 0 points1 point ago

if you look up, you can see that there are people in this picture

[–]GuythOnABuffalo -1 points0 points ago

Dibs.

[–]Kiristo 0 points1 point ago

Mine too, apparently.

[–]iTimmeh 0 points1 point ago

I need to move to Germany...

[–]juru1876 1 point2 points ago

Got that mug for my brother. It came with an Oktoberfest beer, that is only sold around this time of year.

[–]ChrisCipher 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but I still love it.

[–]Mateotao 1 point2 points ago

You can tell she is a tourist. Native Germans slide their hand through the handle rather than holding it.

[–]SoggyChewToy 0 points1 point ago

I concur

[–]earl365 0 points1 point ago

I'm so in love :-|

[–]UrFavoriteSuperhero -1 points0 points ago

why cause you're a tosspot?

[–]getstonedplaygames -1 points0 points ago

It's because of the boobies.

[–]cum_box_on_fire 0 points1 point ago

Older than the internet.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

Every year, The Big Picture does their Oktoberfest spread, and every single picture individually gets posted as it's own post.

[–]goodguyromney -2 points-1 points ago

heil titties

[–]whyDoIneedtThis 1 point2 points ago

Natalie Portman? I didn't know she was at Oktoberfest.

[–]kenvsryu 0 points1 point ago

hold down f11.

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

This picture makes me thirsty as heck. Time to break out my good old Paulaner Maßkrug and enjoy a liter of something good...

[–]Arqus 0 points1 point ago

But which one do you choose!? The girl or the beer!?

[–]Sandvicheater 1 point2 points ago

She's got that I can outdrink your ass look.

[–]Lakolguy 1 point2 points ago

well...I lost no-fap-september, so close to the finish line too :/

[–]ayojerm 0 points1 point ago

I stared into her eyes for like 5 minutes straight.

[–]JSLEnterprises 0 points1 point ago

If that's the mom to the left in the picture... definitely would wife her. She'll still look good even when old.

[–]Millerdjone 0 points1 point ago

Fuck.

[–]Millerdjone 0 points1 point ago

This is the epitome of a picture saying a thousand words.

[–]trolololsteve 0 points1 point ago

Yeah you're right that guy in the back is marvelous

[–]WriteThing 0 points1 point ago

Yes please.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

I love her mugs.

[–]Derp_Herper 0 points1 point ago

9/10 would imbibe

[–]PlaysSnDnaked 0 points1 point ago

I direly need to go to this place

[–]wojokhan 0 points1 point ago

Where could I get an outfit like that for my girlfriend? I wouldn't even know what to call it on google.

[–]athomsull 1 point2 points ago

Don't know what's more seductive. The eyes or the boobies.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 0 points1 point ago

I feel my skin care isn't up to par.

[–]rt_tlp 0 points1 point ago

So has no one noticed the expression on the guy's face right above the middle girl?

[–]jason_in_sd 0 points1 point ago

Third girl back reminds me of 37 year old on blind date from Family Guy

"Were having fun right?!?!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTk3SawjX4

[–]aulis14 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I think she likes you.

[–]schluecker -1 points0 points ago

Paid models who are holding beer jugs acting like they are drinking. What a retarded circlejerk.

[–]Blowmeos 1 point2 points ago

Octoberbreast is one of the greatest times of the year, beer and babes!

[–]Cheddarwurst 0 points1 point ago

Could have sworn her pendant said "Suicide" for a second, there.

[–]TylerKeys 0 points1 point ago

The one repost I will upvote every single time.

[–]FoneTap 0 points1 point ago

Dat pair....

[–]SettinBootyTraps 0 points1 point ago

I like the one behind her, mmmm older women in drindls!!!

[–]Atomo_v 0 points1 point ago

I lost that staring contest pretty fuckin' quick.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

Man i suck at reading social cues, are those eyes saying "fuck me" or "fuck you"?

[–]crackofdawn -1 points0 points ago

WTF, I have a hard time believing these girls are all actually German, they're all holding the glasses wrong! Please see http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10q35p/my_favorite_oktoberfest_picture/c6fp6hf to see the correct way to hold a mass.

[–]AnAngryPirate 0 points1 point ago

Came here for tits and beer, wasn't disappointed.

[–]kdawgg96 1 point2 points ago

Das boob!

[–]ffflareon 0 points1 point ago

dat eye contact..

[–]gobacktozzz 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand here come the memes...

[–]BiscuitFever 1 point2 points ago

Repost.jpg

[–]natsutonkatsu 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, now I have the urge to watch some German porn.

[–]marble617 1 point2 points ago

Natalie Portman?

[–]thesadnman 0 points1 point ago

Those necks! I did not know I had a thing for necks...

[–]IcedDante 0 points1 point ago

Got milk?

[–]Smmaci22 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part was her boobs.

[–]b_quintero 0 points1 point ago

/drool

[–]xconde 0 points1 point ago

Dat precise focus depth

[–]ACMEexp 0 points1 point ago

Ima down dis. Den Ima down you.

—Dat Gurl.

[–]choover541 0 points1 point ago

I would definitely like to be wherever you took this picture, whenever you took this picture. Yup.

[–]derekdanger 0 points1 point ago

My two favorite B's together in one picture!.....or are those D's?

[–]unlimitednights 1 point2 points ago

People are Googling Oktoberfest pictures at this point. Worst karma train.

[–]JohnLockeKnowsBest -1 points0 points ago

As I said the last time this was reposted: I know the girl in the photo. Went to school with her.

[–]xwhy 0 points1 point ago

It's like when I drink -- only two of them are in focus, right?

[–]HLauder 0 points1 point ago

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS ALBUM SO ATTRACTIVE? NOW I FEEL INADEQUATE.

[–]c00per 0 points1 point ago

Classic

[–]big_ol_boners 0 points1 point ago

Those are some juicy tits

[–]KindaFilthy 0 points1 point ago

Is that Hermoine?

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD.... that face above those boobs is really pretty

[–]notreallyironicRL 0 points1 point ago

Natalie Portman?

[–]honest_guy 0 points1 point ago

I'll have what she's having.

[–]NominallyMusing 1 point2 points ago

eyes piercing into your soul

[–]explicitbaron 0 points1 point ago

Okay reddit for the next month I want pictures lkike this from oktoberfest every hour of everyday on every subreddit. This is my favorite part of the year on reddit. If I can't be at oktoberfest I better fucking feel like I wish I was there.

[–]TheLoopOfKarma 0 points1 point ago

JAYSUS

[–]Kamakazi1 0 points1 point ago

Is it the boobs? I bet it's the boobs

[–]lurkinglikeabauce 1 point2 points ago

Dibs.

[–]dennydurden 0 points1 point ago

What a beauty!

[–]Shibalba805 0 points1 point ago

She is eye fucking the shit outta me.

[–]AdmiralSkippy -1 points0 points ago

How do you know this is Oktoberfest?

[–]flashnuke 0 points1 point ago

Fuck me, I love being a quarter german

[–]princetab 0 points1 point ago

She looks like Natalie Portman. Jebus.

[–]fotoman 0 points1 point ago

sometimes I wish I were still in my 20's, I would SO be over there!

[–]SpaceManSpifff 0 points1 point ago

Because, boobs.

[–]Devoidarex 0 points1 point ago

This is a good pic of her because you can't see the discharge from her yeast infection.

[–]basabyo 0 points1 point ago

Dat eye contact

[–]bookoo 0 points1 point ago

Man this picture is going to win a re-post award for the month.

[–]tittyfister69 0 points1 point ago

I really want to go to Oktoberfest.

[–]speeder111 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she could use a good sausage...Probably after a few more beers.

[–]ryanbazza 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to take a moment to thank you OP for posting this picture, for i could not find it anywhere and was hoping it would pop up someday soon, today is that day, and now i will proceed to intercourse thyself until i reach sufficient levels of pleasure

[–]Opium_War_victim 0 points1 point ago

Beer and boobs. Two of my most favorites.

[–]SandNinjuh 0 points1 point ago

Nothing against the gays. I actually employ several Homosexuals. But woman are magical. =)

[–]ermagerdbert 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because boobies.

[–]Povidius 0 points1 point ago

I love women... and beer. The only thing better would be beer soaked women.

I've never been so horney and thirsty...

[–]kingkooka 0 points1 point ago

She's saying with her eyes, "are you going to just stare or are you going to come over here and fuck me?"