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[–]lallyer 407 points408 points ago

"don't agree?" How can you disagree with something that is meaningless and inconsequential? It's like disagreeing with the number four.

[–]Robotochan 159 points160 points ago

It's like disagreeing with the number four.

I've still not forgiven the number four for punching my cat.

Fucker.

[–]WaffleWarrior64 49 points50 points ago

Son of a bitch keyed my moped.

[–]AdmiralPancake 65 points66 points ago

That's what you get for owning a moped.

[–]WaffleWarrior64 15 points16 points ago

Should have gotten an electric scooter.

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 7 points8 points ago

Plank, always begging to be walked...

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron -2 points-1 points ago

Forget you, motor-scooter!

I'm always misplacing mine.

[–]NinjaDog251 10 points11 points ago

Or the number 7. It's been eating all the numbers!

[–]Zovistograt 3 points4 points ago

So 7 did finally get 6? Damn.

[–]takennotgranted 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I was about to say that. You should upvote 10 of my posts

[–]spacelemon 2 points3 points ago

i'm deeper than infinity, so infinite i make infinity look like a four.

[–]ghettobox 0 points1 point ago

Then that makes you a very large (or very dense) lemon..I'll take 3

[–]hawleyal 1 point2 points ago

It's like disagreeing with slavery-ship re-enactments, only exactly.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]smoothchaos 1 point2 points ago

Oowch! What was that four?

[–]9212 25 points26 points ago

Four knows what it did.

[–]CastALittleCloser 34 points35 points ago

He really means "HEY REDDIT I'M ANTI-POP CULTURE JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU SO DON'T DOWNVOTE ME!"

[–]Uberninjaa 15 points16 points ago

meaningless and inconsequential

the number four

Lets just get rid of four guys. It doesn't even matter.

[–]1packer 7 points8 points ago

If you really need to express it, wouldn't two 2's do just as well?

[–]skyman724 10 points11 points ago

No because then everyone will say two twos, think of tu-tus, and eventually ass rape.

[–]Montgomrie 4 points5 points ago

Simple math, really.

[–]MaestroMeowMix 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, is this what really happened to Pluto?

[–]Sslm1991 5 points6 points ago

it fived my six!!!

[–]TumbleDryLow 4 points5 points ago

Planking isn't a choice. They were born that way, and your bigotry is what's holding this country back.

[–]buckie33 5 points6 points ago

I like four but I dont like seven, because 789.

[–]420neverforget 1 point2 points ago

7's a six-offender.

[–]UrFavoriteSuperhero 2 points3 points ago

Number three on the other hand, I can agree with that all day long

[–]darthn3ss 1 point2 points ago

Yeah but its like racist, cause slavery.

[–]tacotaster 1 point2 points ago

number 4 looks like chris farley

[–]fora-mejora 0 points1 point ago

That Four fellow just subscribes to a different political ideology than the typical liberal, and for that, we shall never agree.

[–]izimulation 0 points1 point ago

I came here to rage this, but now I have to satisfied with a very resolute upvote.

[–]takennotgranted 0 points1 point ago

I have to satified too man

[–]BrockFSamson 1 point2 points ago

Planking:"I think death-metal is awesome" Elec0:"Sorry, but i disagree with you, planking"

[–]OPPAN_GANGNAM_STYLE -1 points0 points ago

Came here to say this – I'd like to think there is a backstory – but I sadly think that the op just isn't eloquent enough to understand the glaring non-subtleties of the English language.

[–]dustinjt 122 points123 points ago

I thought it was funny that you don't agree with planking. Like it's against your religion or something.

[–]marlowned 37 points38 points ago

No true Scotsman would risk his life in such a manner.

[–]Rafaelzo 9 points10 points ago

That's racist.

[–]NoDayzOff 2 points3 points ago

How can he disagree with planking? I hate plankaphobes.

[–]CaptainDirtcake 20 points21 points ago

How the fuck did he get up there?

[–]Uberninjaa 46 points47 points ago

Skydiving accident.

The corpse has begun to go through rigor mortis and is stiffening up.

The McDonald employees still refuse to do anything.

[–]BenBenBenBe 6 points7 points ago

rigor mortis* :)

[–]Uberninjaa 3 points4 points ago

Thanks. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why it was still red.

Edit: Still says mortis isn't a word :(

[–]BenBenBenBe 4 points5 points ago

That's because it's actually just two latin words - rigor (meaning stiffness), mortis (meaning death).

Which makes sense when you think of similarly latin-based English words (for example, mortality. The reason rigor isn't underlined is because rigor is also a word in English meaning, like, difficulty or strictness (which is derived from the Latin rigor (stiffness)!)

[–]pixelbits 1 point2 points ago

According to wikipedia - rigour or rigor has a number of meanings in relation to intellectual life and discourse.

[–]BenBenBenBe 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it does. Almost synonymous with zeal, even, but still not really. I'm sure it evolved out of the Latin rigor, though.

[–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

Would you do anything for minimum wage?

[–]insert_comical_name 5 points6 points ago

Crazy shit happens when you're drunk.

[–]The_Dane 1 point2 points ago

photoshop

[–]Vader497 2 points3 points ago

Isn't it obvious? He sticky-jumped up there.

[–]tam3r0wn 39 points40 points ago

I haven't felt so patriotic since Braveheart.

[–]17Hongo 19 points20 points ago

I put on wolfstone music and wore my rugby shirt I was feeling so Scottish. Maybe later I'll drink some Buckfast and shout my political opinions at my sleazy, drunken pals down at the pub.

[–]S0urDiesel 12 points13 points ago

Up vote for Bucky.

[–]josephanthony 5 points6 points ago

They have Buckfast in pubs now?

[–]Lochsexmonster 3 points4 points ago

Nice N Sleazy's in Glasgow has had it for years.

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if it would be possible to do a crawl of Glasgow pubs that still serve it. You can be pretty sure it would be an interesting night! - For the survivors.

[–]MickMorrison 2 points3 points ago

I've seen it in bars before. In a bar in Stirling someone asked for a tonic (to put in a vodka they had) and got handed a serving of Bucky. Tonic is slang for that shit if you're in the right place.

[–]JayPetey 7 points8 points ago

Let's be real. That's not planking, just a morning after a night of proper Scottish drinking.

[–]josephanthony 6 points7 points ago

I haven't felt this patriotic since Hurricane BawBag. TRAMPOLINE!

[–]A7X4REVer -4 points-3 points ago

Diddo :D

[–]killerbotmax 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck would someone downvote you for saying that? Well, whatever. (same btw, well, hurricane Bawbag! also Rockstar North)

[–]dan2737 13 points14 points ago

  • It's spelled "ditto"...

  • :D

  • Adds nothing to conversation.

This is usually why stuff gets downvoted.

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would recommend.

[–]ReadingCausesCancer 1 point2 points ago

probably because it's "ditto"...

[–]killerbotmax -1 points0 points ago

But it is on purpose and not a typo :O <3 reddit

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[–]killerbotmax -1 points0 points ago

Huh. I didn't think people could be that stupid and assumed there was some reason to spell it "diddo". Like some kind of (lame) reddit joke I hadn't spotted before.

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

Alright I honestly find this kind of funny. I guess I might as well drop out of school and start working at McDonald's since I can't spell properly. Thank you Reddit, for showing me how absolutely retarded I really am. I appreciate it :)

[–]killerbotmax 0 points1 point ago

Wtf. Guy deleted his comment and made me look like an asshole.

Well good thing you have a thick skin _^

[–]DD0427 68 points69 points ago

I don't agree with planking, its view on abortion is absurd.

[–]aldude3 4 points5 points ago

The number four I know is very antisemitic.

[–]wargram 19 points20 points ago

Du the Scottish can fly

[–]bakerie 25 points26 points ago

Du?

[–]thewildslayer 43 points44 points ago

Du.

[–]stevekraft 25 points26 points ago

Du hast?

[–]BenBenBenBe 25 points26 points ago

du hast mich.

[–]icanttriforce 9 points10 points ago

[–]Neoh52 0 points1 point ago

Du hast MICH!!!

[–]j0hnnyengl1sh 0 points1 point ago

Du bist eine luftkissenfahrzeug.

[–]theimpolitegentleman 0 points1 point ago

Guys just really high

[–]OPPAN_GANGNAM_STYLE 0 points1 point ago

He was caber-tossed up there. And probably that means a multitude of things, and you should should refer to urbandictionary.com and your physician before attempting anything strenuous. Also fluids and lube.

[–]lol_nope_wrong 11 points12 points ago

Planking doesn't agree with you either

[–]meesteereeveel 9 points10 points ago

He's not planking, that's just a normal morning for him.

[–]crusoe 13 points14 points ago

Thats not planking. Thats just a drunk scotsman. They find them like that on the spire of Big Ben sometimes. They usually don't suvive though, lightning rods being what they are.

[–]Throwaway281281 2 points3 points ago

As we all know, we Scottish people have a very high iron content, perfect for attracting lightning

[–]BackntheUSSR 1 point2 points ago

Ye same with those pesky Americans being found on the CN Tower huh..

[–]9212 -3 points-2 points ago

drunk scotsman

Scott

[–]CplFlint 6 points7 points ago

Scot*

[–]jcsunag 4 points5 points ago

Just because something starts with "Mc" doesn't automatically mean it's Scottish...

[–]Robotochan 2 points3 points ago

I'd have condemned him, simply for being so 2009.

[–]travellingscarf 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw that one. Was one of the big over the road signs. It has a ladder though which reduces the man points compared to the Mcdonalds one imo.

[–]BiggerLongerAndUncut 2 points3 points ago

I bet in real life you pronounce it "a whole n'other".

[–]donutsalad 2 points3 points ago

This is in Scotland? The guy's probably passed out drunk.

[–]GetKenny 2 points3 points ago

Scot + alcohol = all bets are off

[–]schluecker 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with the Scottish, but planking has been taking a whole other level.

[–]Striker654 13 points14 points ago

Please don't do that to us. Open the image in a new tab before copy pasting the link. Much smaller and RES works better

http://thefunnypicspage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Extreme-planking.jpg

[–]JDM713 7 points8 points ago

you win for longest link ever posted on reddit.

[–]dritchey 4 points5 points ago

BEHOLD.

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[–]gunluva 5 points6 points ago

ATTACK OF THE GIANT URL! IN VIBRANT TECHNICOLOR!

[–]camnui 2 points3 points ago

'stralia!

[–]buster2Xk 7 points8 points ago

*straya, cunt

[–]BILL_MURRAYS_COCK 2 points3 points ago

how can you disagree with an exercise?

[–]camnui 1 point2 points ago

Nobody will ever believe you.

[–]infinitelytwisted 1 point2 points ago

How did he get up there, a grappling hook?

[–]coolmanben99 0 points1 point ago

Just because you put scottish in the title i can only imagine him doing that in a kilt.

[–]normalite 0 points1 point ago

Legal people: in scottish law, if this dude falls can he or his survivors sue mcdonalds? If it happens in the usa?

[–]travellingscarf 4 points5 points ago

In Scotland, if he falls to his death his survivors will think "well he was a fucking eejit for doing that" and move on...

I don't understand why the same doesn't happen in America. Except for the word choice- its rather colloquial.

[–]peg_leg 0 points1 point ago

In America McDonald's will be sued.

[–]mqduck 0 points1 point ago

And McDonalds would win, easily.

[–]peg_leg 1 point2 points ago

McDonalds would settle for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[–]B118 0 points1 point ago

as the plaintiff

[–]woot0020 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I was definitely not expecting that and immediately started cracking up as soon as the pic loaded. How the hell did he manage to even get up there? Or to get down?

[–]lovelydayfora 1 point2 points ago

"He disagreed with something that ate him"

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 1 point2 points ago

Senator ! Where do you stand on the issue of planking !

[–]UrFavoriteSuperhero 1 point2 points ago

that tosspot looks like he's pissed off his rump!

[–]ImpairmentLoss 0 points1 point ago

I agree with planking.

[–]lestatsdarkchild 0 points1 point ago

I've planked at McDonald's before, but never on McDonald's.

[–]Dublin1996 0 points1 point ago

I always like it when they fall...

[–]CrowKaneII 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not saying "a whole 'nother."

[–]105Hummel -1 points0 points ago

Tavish DeGroot?

[–]fawnknutsen 1 point2 points ago

I can see how it could be confusing, but despite the name, that is not actually a Scottish restaurant!

[–]kckman 0 points1 point ago

I am pleased that they chose a native, Scottish establishment to demonstrate this immense talent.

[–]michaelcmills 0 points1 point ago

Scotland vs Russia, ready go.

[–]Grimmloch 1 point2 points ago

Just because he is on the sign for a Scottish dining establishment doesn't mean hes Scottish...

[–]__TheLastDodo__ 0 points1 point ago

More like he was being Superman but hit a snag.

[–]spear7750 0 points1 point ago

"he's going to be so pissed when he wakes up"-scottish friends

[–]DownVoteChooChoo -1 points0 points ago

All aboard the downvote express CHOO CHOO!!!

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

The Scottish take everything to the next level. It's what they do.

[–]sage_of_majic 0 points1 point ago

When you play with meme's you are playing with fire. You might as well be putting a loaded gun in your mouth.

[–]Jennyd242 0 points1 point ago

Ooh now I know how you can dispose of a body and people will just think it's a dumb hipster, you'd just have to fill their corpse with that stuff so that they don't go all floppy, you know like in that episode of that show where the killer kept posing his victims like real living people in a tableau but just all dead and shit. Oh crap what show was it, I wanna say Criminal Minds...no, I don't think that was it, maybe CSI: NY before I forgot to keep watching it and now it's just become another thing that I feel obligated to do and sometimes at night I hear Gary Sinese's (is that the right spelling?) voice chastising me, is he still even on that show? What was I talking about?

[–]long_eggs 0 points1 point ago

so 2000 and late

[–]Nawdah 0 points1 point ago

How do you know hes scottish?

[–]glebaron 0 points1 point ago

Because he's at a Scottish restaurant.

[–]deadhead05 1 point2 points ago

It's now officially a MacDonald's.

[–]chunky47 -1 points0 points ago

Scott, you're drunk.

[–]Jobe233 0 points1 point ago

No this is where people wake up on saturday morning after a night out in Scotland

[–]Kyleerocks -1 points0 points ago

Was he dead he's so stif

[–]ElPotatoDiablo 0 points1 point ago

Planking should be punishable by sterilization. Anyone that dumb shouldn't be permitted to breed.

[–]sharkchompface 0 points1 point ago

If only he pointed his toes.

[–]zigaliciousone 0 points1 point ago

Mcplanking

[–]CoolCat90 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with planking either. It's all about TEBOWING!!!!

[–]CWeaver34 0 points1 point ago

I really hope it starts storming...

[–]readcard 0 points1 point ago

when you realise they have spikes on top to stop birds roosting it gets really interesting

[–]themauwinator 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with Planking

Wut???

[–]EpicNade -1 points0 points ago

Heh, funny, I always thought the McDonalds in Scotland were called MacDonalds.

[–]S-E-X-X-Y 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping this would have something to do with caber tossing.

[–]alexnoaburg -1 points0 points ago

If he's Scottish where's the fucking kilt? I call bullshit.

[–]Flamee90 1 point2 points ago

"If you're going to do something. Do it to excess" should be Scotland's national motto

[–]KrazeeEyesKilla 0 points1 point ago

A whole..nubbah...lebbel

[–]iisthebat 0 points1 point ago

this predates what we now refer to as 'planking'

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

My people! "Ah,lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize!"

[–]tigergotwood 0 points1 point ago

How? Honestly.. How

[–]bury_caesar 0 points1 point ago

How does one "agree", or disagree with planking?

[–]JTToadOfToadHall -1 points0 points ago

Scotland: the country most likely to have parents troll their kids into thinking they're getting fast food for dinner when they're actually going to a drunken friend's house. "Ai, laddy, we're going to the McDonalds....you're having hagus. Now finish yer pint and off to the car seat with ye!"

[–]PlumthePancake -1 points0 points ago

SO BRAVE FOR NOT AGREEING WITH PLANKING.

[–]AznPersuasion287 0 points1 point ago

He's just drunk

[–]jnelson0031 -1 points0 points ago

Go home planking guy your drunk.

[–]Shox187 0 points1 point ago

Would of got a lot more viewers if he was wearing a kilt.

[–]r0sco -1 points0 points ago

Can we stop attributing the actions of a single man to an entire nation? Thanks.

[–]whatsweirdis 0 points1 point ago

You don't agree with planking? O_o

[–]Urbanviking1 0 points1 point ago

Well damn...

[–]that-guy-you-like 0 points1 point ago

Planking is still around?

[–]ForeverMovement 0 points1 point ago

Didn't planking already die a slow death?

[–]kpowie 0 points1 point ago

what you dont know is that he just passed out like that

[–]okokko -1 points0 points ago

It's shite being scottish.

[–]yedgar -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or are Scottish people really not that funny?

[–]ShigglyB00 0 points1 point ago

If we're not funny, then our switch is probably set to angry.

[–]SirPsychoMantis -1 points0 points ago

[–]sweetgreerchic -1 points0 points ago

Hell to the NO. I'm not scared of heights. I'm scared of dying.

[–]discontinuuity 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid my Mom couldn't mention McDonnald's around me or I'd go crazy (like a dog when someone says "walk"), so she called it "the Scottish restaurant" to throw me off.

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point ago

"Narrrry a thing alive can out plank a greased Scotsman!" Read in Groundskeeper Willy's voice

[–]PullOutBoy -1 points0 points ago

hope that planking faggot falls and dies cause planking is for QUEERS and FAGS!!

FUCKING IDIOT PIECE OF SHIT!

[–]Ineverfoundmypants 0 points1 point ago

At can't be from Scotland.the sign would say MacDonalds.

[–]FRMM 0 points1 point ago

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

"I don't agree with Planking"? What the fuck does that even mean?! Did you two have an argument? Did it offend you in some way? What strange wording...

[–]hankwareagle 0 points1 point ago

i like to think that bc he is Scottish, he got really drunk and passed out up there

[–]dudeimjesus32 0 points1 point ago

And suddenly I'm proud of my heritage.

[–]dear_claudio 0 points1 point ago

If OP lived in the town of Dumfries, OP would probably end up being a supreme planker.

[–]kuj4k 0 points1 point ago

Planking...Thats just a homeless guy

[–]gdogg897 0 points1 point ago

I'm just amazed you properly used the phrase "whole other" (instead of whole nother). Well done.

[–]gwheese 0 points1 point ago

Ios6 maps taking you to McDonalds

[–]scigs6 1 point2 points ago

Is that Limmy up there?

[–]donnellyrfc -2 points-1 points ago

oh goody i got a few upvotes the last time this was posted

[–]Tautological -4 points-3 points ago

Shouldn't it be "Macdonald's"?

[–]TJ-sylar 1 point2 points ago

No

[–]Sargo8 -3 points-2 points ago

this is old...like 6 months

why the fuck are you upvoting this? and theres no way of knowing that hes scottish thats just bullshit

[–]NapalmBBQ 0 points1 point ago

In Scotland it's called "Cabering".

[–]Bassgasm10 0 points1 point ago

UPVOTED FOR BEING SCOTTISH

[–]mcbrett5 -2 points-1 points ago

Damnit scottish people your drunk, go home

[–]Landowned -2 points-1 points ago

The Scottish are still planking?

"If they were any smarter they wouldn't be Puerto Rican."

[–]Woop_D_Effindoo -2 points-1 points ago

The Scotch do make a tasty beverage.

[–]StrawberryReddit23 1 point2 points ago

*Scots, as in Scotsmen make scotch

[–]Filthy-slippers 0 points1 point ago

Yo, Woop be sayin "did I stutta bitch"? u feel me strawbs?

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[–]DontBanMeDaddy 0 points1 point ago

Ignorant prick

[–]AllThatFalls 0 points1 point ago

McDonald's actually aren't just in Scotland, they have several around the globe.

[–]jamman751 0 points1 point ago

The magic of whiskey.