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[–]derpert 37 points38 points ago

Link to author's site.

[–]Siethron 88 points89 points ago

Don't care how often this gets reposted because

  1. I'm not butthurt

  2. Ain't no one fuck with tiny hippo

[–]dovahkiin9862 25 points26 points ago

Ain't no one.

[–]Cyberslasher 17 points18 points ago

I care, because the numbers reach this.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. 5coms 28pts 10dys funny
Aww, what a cute story! 6coms 19pts 26dys funny
Ain't no one... 1com -3pts 1mo funny
Ain't no one. 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
Ain't no one. 3coms 6pts 1mo pics
No one... 1com 7pts 1mo funny
Ain't no one. 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
Ain't No One 5coms 53pts 1mo funny
For my cakeday, I present to you my favorite link, "Tiny Hippo." Thanks for the laughs, reddit. 2coms 11pts 1mo funny
The Tiny Hippo Story 1com -1pt 1mo pics
tiny hippo 0coms 4pts 2mos funny
Tiny Hippo 68coms 182pts 2mos MLPLounge
Tiny Hippo Is a Force Not To Be Reckoned With 1com 10pts 3mos funny
Baby Hippo! 16coms 310pts 4mos funny
Well, I didn't see that coming. (FIXED) 3coms 11pts 4mos funny
My favorite children's story 29coms 415pts 4mos funny
Ain't no one. 7coms 39pts 5mos funny
Tiny Hippo 85coms 830pts 5mos funny
aint no one fkz with tiny hippo. aint no one 0coms -7pts 7mos pics
Ain't No One - The Story of Tiny Hippo 163coms 1187pts 7mos WTF
Ain't No One 239coms 1696pts 7mos funny
The fable of the hippo and the raven 0coms 15pts 7mos funny
You don't f**k with tiny hippo 2coms 19pts 7mos funny
Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain't no one. 6coms 26pts 7mos funny
The tale of Tiny Hippo 5coms 22pts 4mos funny
Tiny Hippo 2coms 5pts 10dys funny
Ain't no one. 3coms -5pts 22dys funny
Ain't no one 3coms 4pts 1mo funny
Ain't no one. 0coms -3pts 1mo funny
Ain't no one. 12coms 343pts 6mos awwwtf
Tiny Hippo and tiny Train 72coms 914pts 6mos funny
Ain't no one 3coms 17pts 3mos WTF
Badass Hippo 1com -4pts 1mo pics
Tiny Redditor 4coms 16pts 6mos funny
Tiny hippo's adventure 0coms 10pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Rocket_Llama 1 point2 points ago

I like how it doesn't get many points at first, then as it goes on, it gets more points for the most part, then peaks at 7 months. Ah, Reddit, so strange.

[–]TribalTribesman 1 point2 points ago

Why was this posted on /r/WTF? And how did it go on to get so many points afterwards?

[–]jimmypopali 0 points1 point ago

I don't think too many people give a crap what things are posted when it starts getting technical about where they should be. So long as it's funny or something.

[–]WordofPen 2 points3 points ago

I have to be honest, of all the pictures on the internet, this one is my favourite.

[–]IDlOT 4 points5 points ago

HOW IS A TINY RAVEN THE SAME SIZE AS A TINY HIPPO

[–]AVagrant 4 points5 points ago

Shh shh shh. No tears now. Just forget and go to sleep.

[–]darkarchonlord 2 points3 points ago

They are both the same size, tiny.

[–]Samsthehero 6 points7 points ago

Repost

[–]Jofatt 6 points7 points ago

It was the first time I've seen it, it made me chuckle. I think the 'downvote if it's a repost to you, upvote if not' rule ensures a certain cap on how much karma reposts can get. But NO reposting would suck because the ~30% of redditors who still haven't seen something would never get to see it.

[–]Gromitt42 2 points3 points ago

I came here to say repost, so old my granddad was called tiny hippo... so old I saw this on Antiques Roadshow.. etc.. but you made a good point. Have a nice day good sir.

[–]MrsOotle 4 points5 points ago

I freakin' love this, no matter how many times it's reposted.

[–]Funny_guy272 2 points3 points ago

Even if this is a repost I have to upvote this because it's hilarious

[–]Rokursoxtv 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit it's a repo...oh, they already know...

[–]Wigglewaggles 2 points3 points ago

Strategy to get karma.

  1. Repost tiny hippo

[–]imfinallyhere -1 points0 points ago

Keep reposting it. I'll upvote every time.

[–]Karaferdeder 1 point2 points ago

The last slide is my friends wall paper

[–]Tera_Lizard 1 point2 points ago

I wish they had more comics in that style with tiny hippo...

[–]MrIslander 1 point2 points ago

The last three panels are why I will be okay everytime this is reposted.

[–]WoShiDaNiu -1 points0 points ago

well that escalated quickly.

[–]gurkensaft 0 points1 point ago

Waited way to long for a repost of THIS

[–]EpicNoob991 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]coolrific 0 points1 point ago

can someone teach me how to repost and get upvotes?

[–]Rikplaysbass 0 points1 point ago

Only after we teach you to quit bitching about reposts.

[–]sarfreer 1 point2 points ago

North American House Hippo?

[–]controllerhead -1 points0 points ago

Its like when the Hawk of Achill took John Jamesons whiskey barrel

[–]ThatWasTaken 2 points3 points ago

I wish i could buy this in hard cover form.

[–]sleeping_in_time 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna create an account that only posts about tiny hippo.

[–]Flippo_The_Hippo -1 points0 points ago

I can confirm that no one fucks with tiny hippo. No one.

[–]realfuzzhead -1 points0 points ago

OP, when reposts beat off in the morning they do it to images of this repost

[–]VansAreOnlyForRape -5 points-4 points ago

There's a reason why it's been up for hours and barely has 100 upvotes

[–]xnvb -2 points-1 points ago

The amount of times the word "repost" is found in this comment thread is directly proportionate to the amount of sore butts. THE ENTIRETY OF REDDIT IS A REPOST YOU UPPITY WHORES.

I'll upvote it every time it gets reposted because it's funny.

[–]wizardk -2 points-1 points ago

I have seen this reposted like 3 times in the past 2 months.

[–]Guybrush_Bluebeard -5 points-4 points ago

Down vote for a repost, I even have this saved on my phone.

[–]adamw55 -2 points-1 points ago

the fuck did i just read?

[–]reddit_stole_my_life -2 points-1 points ago

glad this got posted i have never seen it before

[–]Duraace -4 points-3 points ago

Um.

[–]phat_yin_yang -4 points-3 points ago

i'm sorry i show this to my friends waaaaaay to much to enjoy this on reddit