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[–]NuclearCool 20 points21 points ago

Its adorable how he hugs the wall for protection from predators.. dangerous, dangerous, stair predators.

[–]jandalofdoom 90 points91 points ago

[–]Avien 17 points18 points ago

I don't understand it but my dog loves carrots. We stopped buying dog treats because carrots.

[–]motdidr 1 point2 points ago

My dog loves frozen green beans.

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[–]Bardlar 24 points25 points ago

Bad luck OP. Gets downvoted in his own thread.

[–]bakerie 6 points7 points ago

If you notice, most ops get down-voted in their comment section (ignoring self post type submissions). I'm not sure why.

[–]Bardlar 6 points7 points ago

This is obviously one of those significant patterns I have yet to notice on Reddit.

[–]gynoceros 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. Some of my largest karma hauls have come from replies I've made to comments on my posts.

[–]shaker28 0 points1 point ago

I've noticed that it only happens on posts with a karmadecay comment, so it's probably people who get angry at reposts.

[–]redgroupclan 4 points5 points ago

Because they make bad comments.

[–]fack9gag 6 points7 points ago

He reposted a photo and got lots of link karma. The only thing we can do now is drop his comment karma.

[–]duBiYou 1 point2 points ago

No?

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[–]KoreanTerran 251 points252 points ago

You sure you didn't mean waffles?

[–]Hi_There_Face_Here 135 points136 points ago

HAHAHAHA

[–]danrennt98 47 points48 points ago

Sorry I was at a Reddit rally, could someone explain?

[–]Enigman 8 points9 points ago

Damn that's some serious woosh action going on here, its even in the link you just posted.

The sudden trend in waffle/carrot discussion was a ploy to confuse Reddit users who had been attending that afternoon’s Rally To Restore Sanity

[–]Pandanleaves 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry but I can't hear you over all this woosh'ing. ._.

[–]HonestDeceit 3 points4 points ago

"Blues Clues is up next, here, on Nick Juniorrrrr!", right?

[–]Hi_There_Face_Here 3 points4 points ago

"Brr Brr Brrr!!"

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[–]giants3b 17 points18 points ago

I... I totally forgot. Well done.

[–]TILCarrots 0 points1 point ago

I fully expected this to be here.

[–]Crayth -5 points-4 points ago

Came to the comments to make sure this had been said. Shouldn't have doubted reddit.

[–]A_1337_Canadian 137 points138 points ago

Did someone say repost?

title comnts points age /r/
Did someone say carrots? 14coms 175pts 1hr funny
Maniac Bunny 1com 0pts 13dys GifSound
Walkie Talkie Bunny 0coms 1pt 13dys GifSound
I think somebody is hungry 4coms -5pts 1mo gifs
I think somebody is hungry 0coms 3pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? (x-post from /r/gifs) 63coms 1481pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? 91coms 1851pts 1mo gifs
Did you say carrot?!? 12coms 431pts 7mos aww
Bunny wants a carrot. 27coms 1007pts 3dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]EXSUPERVILLAIN 30 points31 points ago

I swear I see it posted every goddamn week.

[–]iamaturkeykillme 16 points17 points ago

Agreed. Pretty sick of seeing this gif.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 22 points23 points ago

Though it's the first time I've seen it

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 18 points19 points ago

same here.. and I'm pretty much a regular.

[–]bakerie 1 point2 points ago

I use 1 gig browsing Reddit on mobile phone plan, and I have wifi at home and in work. My account is always logged in. I haven't seen this before.

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 3 points4 points ago

Clicking the links instead of staring at the screen mindlessly would help

[–]Banana_Party 2 points3 points ago

You should be a motivational speaker.

[–]bakerie -1 points0 points ago

What do you mean exactly?

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 2 points3 points ago

That I've seen this GIF pop up about 3 times since I've joined reddit

[–]bakerie -2 points-1 points ago

Less than three months ago soince you joined Reddit, and you're probably right (see below). What I meant was that I'm constantly on Reddit and I hadn't seen this before. People are awake at different times and Reddit is constantly updated. It's in the rules that you shouldn't complain about reposts as if they are being upvoted to the top of a sub-reddit, obviously a lot of people haven't seen them. Here's the Karma Decay report, proving that you aren't lying:

title comnts points age /r/
Did someone say Carrots? 0coms 4pts 4hrs aww
Did someone say carrots? 75coms 1214pts 4hrs funny
Maniac Bunny 1com 0pts 13dys GifSound
Walkie Talkie Bunny 0coms 1pt 13dys GifSound
I think somebody is hungry 4coms -5pts 1mo gifs
I think somebody is hungry 0coms 3pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? (x-post from /r/gifs) 63coms 1481pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? 91coms 1851pts 1mo gifs
Did you say carrot?!? 12coms 431pts 7mos aww
Bunny wants a carrot. 27coms 1007pts 3dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]MILKYCAT -5 points-4 points ago

why is the guy commenting about how it wa a repost getting upvotes, people say that all the time. its a repost, downvote him

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 3 points4 points ago

Are you asking me? I don't know.

[–]unconfidentbeauty 0 points1 point ago

If I haven't seen it it's new to me!

[–]mapkinase -2 points-1 points ago

Not enough.

[–]greeneagle692 0 points1 point ago

wow same title in a lot of them

[–]Ragnarok022 6 points7 points ago

I just read the title and knew which gif it is.... -.-

stop fucking repost this every day!

[–]tbunreal68 15 points16 points ago

Looks like a headcrab running up the stairs.

[–]Supervisor194 4 points5 points ago

It's always amusing to me that someone else inevitably thinks exactly what I do in these threads. Like seriously, it never fails.

[–]tbunreal68 2 points3 points ago

It's funny, I've never even fully completed a half life game, I feel so undeserving.

[–]seductive_monkey -1 points0 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/yx294/did_someone_say_carrots/

Top comment. Roar for the degradation of Reddit.

[–]AnimeKid 10 points11 points ago

Looks like something better suited for r/aww than here in funny.

Nevertheless....that'sh a cute bunneh~

[–]thatlookslikemydog 3 points4 points ago

That rabbit would get along well with Clive Owen.

[–]dm6776 2 points3 points ago

Wtf man... How come right after my rabbit dies I see tons of post everywhere containing bunnys?

[–]CrzdHaloman 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact, rabbits prefer the green part of the carrot since eating too much of the orange is unhealthy for them.

[–]Directors_Cut 5 points6 points ago

Carrots, apply directly to the forehead

[–]Undope -2 points-1 points ago

Eeeeeeh, watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch

[–]coolkid1717 8 points9 points ago

Carrots... don't you mean WAFFLES?

[–]zvn 4 points5 points ago

This is Reddit's only meme of its own.

[–]publiclibraries 17 points18 points ago

And it sucks.

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 3 points4 points ago

Nah, you just don't get it. You see, he's saying waffles, but he MEANS CARROTS!

[–]LessieHippopotamus 4 points5 points ago

STOP. FUCKING. REPOSTING. THIS.

[–]catastrofyk 3 points4 points ago

This was on reddit two days ago, and several times before that. Here is my reaction to your repost. http://i.imgur.com/no9wc.gif

[–]thegrammarunicorn 3 points4 points ago

Well this is the first time I've seen it, so stop complaining.

Just because you've seen it, it doesn't mean everyone has.

[–]LessieHippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter if not everyone has seen it. It's still a repost and still not acceptable.

[–]camnui 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!!!!!!!

[–]TheCreepUnderYourBed 1 point2 points ago

This gets reposted all the time.

[–]FadedAsAlways -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like I've seen this a millionth time this month... -_-

[–]eqqs -2 points-1 points ago

Posted on r/gifs 1 month ago here.

[–]Xd3ltax 0 points1 point ago

How long do redditors with pets take their pets to do things?

[–]BLTea 0 points1 point ago

That looks EXACTLY like my rabbit...

[–]I_WasLate_ToMemes 0 points1 point ago

Is he going up or down those stairs?

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 0 points1 point ago

Holycrap, it looks Exactly like my rabbit named peanut. I know it's not peanut since he can't go up and down stairs (scared of them) but still that's weird.

[–]ImEveryoneAtOnce 0 points1 point ago

I WANT A FUCKING RABBIT!!!!!

[–]imhereforthevotes 0 points1 point ago

We need a monorail shopped in on the stairs, stat!

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 0 points1 point ago

That rabbit seems to like carrots as much as this girl.

http://i.imgur.com/qjK34.gif

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

Aw yisss. Mother fucking carrots

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

Kick that kid.

No bunny-hopping on this server.

[–]BHOSupershot28 -1 points0 points ago

No, but they used re-post!

[–]CONTROLLOL -1 points0 points ago

GODDAMN REPOSTS.

[–]quickwitt99 -1 points0 points ago

You filthy carrot pusher you.

[–]giranda 1 point2 points ago

Do you happen to live in Redding California?

[–]POWERGULL -1 points0 points ago

totally skips that last step. like a badass

[–]Xysten -1 points0 points ago

Seriously looked like a head crab all the way until the end. It was kind of scary.

[–]sorryjzargo 0 points1 point ago

"Don't feed rabbits carrots. They'll die." Yams dude, Wipeout.

[–]JawaBattleBadger 0 points1 point ago

Squee <3

[–]Mocha_Chona_Joe 0 points1 point ago

No way would I allow that pooping machine in my house

[–]pastemaker1 0 points1 point ago

Neeeh tp tp tp. What's up doc?

[–]PabloL569 -1 points0 points ago

Repost. saw this gif a couple of weeks back

[–]Neoh52 0 points1 point ago

While that was playing I was hopeing it would fall down the stairs wtf me.

[–]smellslikecomcast 0 points1 point ago

bunnies are so much fun. I've a loose bunny in my house. A wonder she hasn't gotten herself killed by chewing on wires.

[–]thrownaway9001 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this post on /r/funny THREE TIMES NOW. Repost...

[–]dosfiend2 0 points1 point ago

My rabbit used to do the same thing. When there was no food around he loafed around being fat and lazy. But as soon as you had carrots or something remotely salty he turned into a furry torpedo.

[–]lulumcleod 0 points1 point ago

You know those nights when you're drunk & you upvote something funny from 999 to 1000? I feel so awesome right now.

[–]compullsieve -1 points0 points ago

Waffles?

[–]airmind 2 points3 points ago

You need to change the carrot to an Upvote: "Did someone say upvotes?"

[–]Arisngr -1 points0 points ago

is that a headcrab?

[–]Mehverick 0 points1 point ago

My Vitamin A sensors are going wild!

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Did someone say Carrots? 0coms 4pts 5hrs aww
Maniac Bunny 1com 0pts 13dys GifSound
Walkie Talkie Bunny 0coms 1pt 14dys GifSound
I think somebody is hungry 4coms -5pts 1mo gifs
I think somebody is hungry 0coms 3pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? (x-post from /r/gifs) 63coms 1481pts 1mo aww
Did someone say carrots? 91coms 1851pts 1mo gifs
Did you say carrot?!? 12coms 431pts 7mos aww
Bunny wants a carrot. 27coms 1007pts 3dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]woot0020 -2 points-1 points ago

Carrots? Dont you mean waffles?

[–]g_noodle -3 points-2 points ago

I had to watch this a few times to realize he was coming up the stairs and now barreling down them.

[–]Zoot1337[S] -1 points0 points ago

It was my first post. I saw it on another site, didn't even check Reddit. I thought I got a nice number of Upvotes, for my first. Thanks to all that did upvote it though!

[–]Koch89 1 point2 points ago

[–]TwinTurboSkyline -2 points-1 points ago

I want a rabbit c:

[–]rinkkx -2 points-1 points ago

and my pets really love carrots

[–]Piezy -3 points-2 points ago

The Rabbit's Sultana's taste funny!

[–]UmmahSultan -3 points-2 points ago

Only a chump would run up the middle of the stairs. Thumbs up to the pro rabbit.

[–]Moafar -3 points-2 points ago

It's a bit hard for me to decide whether the bunny is going up, or going down...

[–]AnotherIndie -2 points-1 points ago

Thats the first time I've ever "aww'd" at a video

[–]LessieHippopotamus -2 points-1 points ago

Too bad it's a gif.

[–]9th_eagle -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like a headcrab...

[–]dovamedic -3 points-2 points ago

No, i said repost

[–]gynoceros -3 points-2 points ago

The thing looked like a headcrab until it looked like a rabbit.

[–]laminatedlama -2 points-1 points ago

Downvote because this has been reposted 100 times in the last month...

[–]EldritchCarrot -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Bloodshed1010ten -3 points-2 points ago

dat bunny

[–]jojothecoconut -2 points-1 points ago

Oh god for a second there i thought the bunny was a head crab in real life.

[–]will1384 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap so did I, I had flashbacks of Half-Life when I saw that .GIF

[–]jojothecoconut 0 points1 point ago

Yea dude.. *fist bumps :D

[–]13timmeh -2 points-1 points ago

this is like, the 7 repost of that gif

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[–]jvslacker -3 points-2 points ago

This was awesome. :)

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[–]camnui -3 points-2 points ago

-1 years.... 0_o

[–]IhateToronto -4 points-3 points ago

Yup :)