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[–]airmind 140 points141 points ago

not this again

[–]seconddealer 289 points290 points ago

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 60 points61 points ago

This is the most epic downvote I have ever given on this site.

[–]lasercow 10 points11 points ago

is that the guy from trueblood?

[–]ict_brian 11 points12 points ago

Yeah. It's from the movie Battleship.

[–]lasercow 28 points29 points ago

no wonder I didnt recognize it.

[–]Uberninjaa 7 points8 points ago

I saw it and no one told me that there was an actual part were they were checking each point on a radar for enemy ship signals. The empty ones were white, but the ones with ships there were red. Everyone was yelling miss and hit. It was hilarious.

[–]duvakiin 4 points5 points ago

yeah that movie was terrible.

[–]jonfreeman 4 points5 points ago

It was like transformers with a story. That is to say, it was terrible.

[–]Monst3rr 4 points5 points ago

doesnt matter; saw explosions... and old people stopping an alien invasion with a single outdated ship that hasn't been started in years.

[–]SuperBicycleTony 7 points8 points ago

...Independence day?

[–]WateryPenisButter 1 point2 points ago

Horrible story wise but the visuals weren't bad.

[–]Cromyth 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure he was in HBO's Generation Kill as well.

[–]Funk_Munki 0 points1 point ago

Yes he was. Awesome show too.

[–]R3volte 3 points4 points ago

Holy fuck!

[–]blubase 4 points5 points ago

my new favorite downvote gif

[–]facepalminghomer 32 points33 points ago

[–]SmoresPies 25 points26 points ago

[–]Monst3rr 7 points8 points ago

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

[–]Funk_Munki 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]frog_avenger 12 points13 points ago

A conversation stolen from scrubs.

[–]supersoniiic 2 points3 points ago

Also friends.

[–]JerkyJuicer 17 points18 points ago

FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD

[–]beager 4 points5 points ago

RE: FW: FW: RE: CHECK DIS OUT LMAO SMH

[–]Wer_C 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory plug for /r/forwardsfromgrandma

[–]donutsalad 2 points3 points ago

Oh /r/funny, I haven't seen this picture....please be gentle.

[–]Onikouzou 10 points11 points ago

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[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 17 points18 points ago

I haven't tried not to yet.

What?

[–]fripletister 14 points15 points ago

Has OP really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 8 points9 points ago

This thread is hurting my brain..

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[–]lemev2 2 points3 points ago

Well try harder.

[–]Cueball61 0 points1 point ago

Is their router a potato?

[–]revel5150 2 points3 points ago

who says "awe really?"

[–]squidbilly7 1 point2 points ago

scrubs.

[–]giveemhellkid 1 point2 points ago

joke stolen from an old scrubs episode.

[–]aaarrrggh 5 points6 points ago

Lame as fuck.

Please kill yourself.

[–]TheBaconDrakon 2 points3 points ago

Jason? She was clearly texting Alex.

[–]TheDroopy 4 points5 points ago

That's uh.... the person who owns this phone is named Jason and the other is named Alex, apparently. Blue messages are sent by the owner of the phone.

Regardless, this picture is old and shitty anyway.

[–]Onikouzou 0 points1 point ago

Or he O.o

[–]talkaboutluck 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say the same thing.

[–]tnicholson 0 points1 point ago

Then you're equally as stupid

[–]Halo_of_Flies 3 points4 points ago

If my girlfriend couldn't spell out "I love you" correctly, I'd ask as if it was never said. She's the same way. We take jo abbreviated bullshit.

[–]Halo_of_Flies 9 points10 points ago

*act. Damn iPhone.

[–]HoaryPlatypus 8 points9 points ago

no*

[–]Roksonixx 2 points3 points ago

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[–]Roksonixx 5 points6 points ago

God damnit I meant to say no

[–]kyzfrintin 0 points1 point ago

Android autocorrect? Always corrects 'pn' to 'pneumonia'. Goddammit, I wanted to say 'on'!

Also, guess what it corrects 'abd' to...

That's right, 'abduction'. Lists get awkward.

[–]redlinezo6 0 points1 point ago

He's got a GS3. The next big thing is now...

[–]lol_nope_wrong 1 point2 points ago

OP is a cunt for posting this to funny and making me read it

[–]number676766 0 points1 point ago

I can't feel love. Yay.

[–]dm6776 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because my friend would always tell me the same thing when I told him I loved him.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why a girl would launch a nuke and a half just because someone made a joke.

[–]rentalusername 1 point2 points ago

This again, goodie.

[–]ScreechinSquaw 0 points1 point ago

Goooo telus!

[–]ThatWeirdChic 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]catsonwheels 0 points1 point ago

Scrubs joke nice job

[–]hogwarts5972 0 points1 point ago

U2 is my favorite...

[–]bitbotbot 1 point2 points ago

How do people train their iPhones to leave out apostrophes?

[–]legitviva 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]thenigglenuggets 1 point2 points ago

...Either gay or being funny

[–]I_AM_TACO 1 point2 points ago

My favorite band is U2.

Suck it reddit.

Hard.

[–]_______walrus -2 points-1 points ago

I know this is a repost, but I will always think that when the sender of "funny" messages posts them on the Internet, it loses a lot.

[–]Overdriver18 1 point2 points ago

Nice job watching Scrubs.

[–]thatoneguy1415 -1 points0 points ago

i've read this before. downvote

[–]shoeler -1 points0 points ago

Stolen @thesulk tweet. :/

[–]ignorantwhitetrash -1 points0 points ago

You stole that from Scrubs....but its ok. Id do the same thing. Probably why I don't have a gf anymore....

[–]bestresponse 0 points1 point ago

Girl was Doritos the whole time...

[–]Mozen -1 points0 points ago

stolen from Scrubs

[–]_NOT_AGAIN_ -2 points-1 points ago

WHO the fuck is Jason. Contact name is Alex.

[–]jsager1982 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]theBadTimesDX 0 points1 point ago

What? This again? This was from when people didn't use correct grammar.

[–]Seruz -3 points-2 points ago

Damn right delivered.