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[–]Kind_Of_Right 44 points45 points ago

Kirk Hammett looks like a young, African American woman.

[–]tlock8[S] 35 points36 points ago

This is all I can think of after seeing Steven Tyler

[–]Tpex 23 points24 points ago

I always thought Steven Tyler abused botox.

[–]moxiecontin714 0 points1 point ago

I always thought he was from a different planet, I guess it could be both though.

[–]Slutallitits 10 points11 points ago

Instead of Chester Bennington, they should've put Dave Mustaine.

[–]Gekokujo 7 points8 points ago

and smile his black tooth grin

[–]Lamb_Of_Gojira 10 points11 points ago

Corey Taylor already looks like he just got done recording Iowa.

[–]toekneebullard[!] 20 points21 points ago

Cobain looks so genuinely happy. Courtney Love will Fuck a man up.

[–]t_deg 11 points12 points ago

Or kill them and make it look like a suicide.

[–]Astartes40000 9 points10 points ago

damn. James Hetfield has not aged at all.

[–]kvlt616 7 points8 points ago

Nerds all of them

[–]bleedforthedancer 8 points9 points ago

What, no Dio?

[–]JSKlunk 10 points11 points ago

Chester Bennington, Kirk Hammett, Marilyn Manson. That is all.

[–]mehtulupurazz 11 points12 points ago

I still find it hard to believe that that's Kirk.

[–]JSKlunk 4 points5 points ago

The image was stuck in my mind for about five minutes afterwards, I think it's going to haunt me.

[–]Scuzzboots 4 points5 points ago

Tom Arraya could be a Val Kilmer doppleganger.

[–]Draconiondevil 4 points5 points ago

I fucking lol'd after seeing Steven Tyler.

[–]SplashingMagikarp 2 points3 points ago

Daron doesn't look very different.

[–]Alpinestarhero 3 points4 points ago

Kirk "should have gone to specsavers" Hammet

[–]brirye00 3 points4 points ago

It would be cool if they all went to the same school

[–]mehtulupurazz 2 points3 points ago

Why is Zakk Wylde's so close up?

[–]Gekokujo 3 points4 points ago

Never seen Dimebag's yearbook pic before.
Night has been made.

[–]TwilightSparkplug 2 points3 points ago

Lol today I realised that I look like teenage Daron Malakian...yeaahhhhhhh. It's awesome via I'm a guitar player too

[–]TwilightSparkplug 1 point2 points ago

because not via. I'm on my phone...

[–]TechnoEquinox 2 points3 points ago

Whoever thinks that Linkin Park's singer belongs here needs to be enslaved. -.-

On a side note, look how far back they had to pan out to get all of Dime's hair in.

[–]UnholyDemigod 5 points6 points ago

Read the title. Rock and metal.

[–]TechnoEquinox -2 points-1 points ago

Exactly. Rock and Metal. Linkin Park is neither. It's just shit in audio format.

[–]UnholyDemigod 1 point2 points ago

Stop being an elitist douche. They're a rock band. You just don't like them.

[–]Foley1 0 points1 point ago

Tom Morello was black?

[–]dimmubehemothwatain 2 points3 points ago

He's half Kenyan.

[–]Gekokujo 2 points3 points ago

Or "Hawaiian" as we call it in the States. Hurr Hurr

[–]dimmubehemothwatain 2 points3 points ago

Hurr hurr hurr. But seriously, he is, google it.

[–]Gekokujo 4 points5 points ago

I take it you're not a golfer...

[–]dimmubehemothwatain 0 points1 point ago

Not exactly.

[–]JakeTV370 1 point2 points ago

Axl Rose had the combed haircut before it was cool! :O

[–]BigBadBacon11 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else think that Zakk Wylde looks like Hermoine?

[–]Utenlok 0 points1 point ago

I can certainly see where their anger comes from.

[–]getchar -1 points0 points ago

I don't mean to start a flame war or anything, but some of those people definitely don't belong on the same list as certain others of those people.

[–]slipknotdimmuborgir 0 points1 point ago

Corey taylor is so attractive in that photo:D Dayymnn

[–]brayness 0 points1 point ago

and a guy from Linkin Park

[–]Poozles 0 points1 point ago

I've seen the Dimebag one a bunch of times and it gets me every time. haha