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[–]hansjens47 8 points9 points ago

his shoelace is undone. what a rebel

[–]Darren_Redbeard 8 points9 points ago

now he will trip, fall on the dog and BAM ralph is the new colby

[–]pulpSC 0 points1 point ago

You know you spend too much time on Reddit when you understand this comment.

For those wondering... it's the sodomized dog post.

[–]facepalminghomer 13 points14 points ago

I see an unsuccessful meme coming.

[–]Carter52 19 points20 points ago

[–]JBHIV 1 point2 points ago

yea, he should repost

[–]phyllis_lecat 30 points31 points ago

Child, Stahp.

[–]apieceoffruit 5 points6 points ago

stewie and brian on another wacky adventure....

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 3 points4 points ago

Puppy is about to get power slammed.

[–]Trevinator 7 points8 points ago

What kind of dog is this?

[–]SamF1sh 10 points11 points ago

A Samoyed, I think.

[–]Trevinator 2 points3 points ago

That's what I thought

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

A fluffy-adorable one.

[–]BerriBasket 4 points5 points ago

That dog is adorable.

[–]ImaginaryTrend 7 points8 points ago

COLBY?! NOOOOO!!

[–]AroundWayOtherThe 0 points1 point ago

Every. Fucking. Comment Section.

[–]mesamob 0 points1 point ago

FINISH HIM!!!!

[–]teepenny 3 points4 points ago

Rock Bottom!

[–]DrascaL 1 point2 points ago

Bah Gawd he broke him in half!

[–]Macrat 1 point2 points ago

I love how the dog keeps up with the kid!

[–]rustifer 0 points1 point ago

Suplex!

[–]thewinemarket 1 point2 points ago

ralph is going to have a flat face pretty soon if that fucker doesn't tie his damn shoe!

[–]MrMagoo22 0 points1 point ago

5 year old junior hitman Carlos Massianto preparing for his next assassination... Dog doesn't even know what hit it.

[–]JoePurdy -1 points0 points ago

That poor fucking dog.

[–]suprsolutions 0 points1 point ago

FINISH HIM!!!

[–]malemailman 0 points1 point ago

That kid looks like the kid from Looper.

[–]ThatDudeWithoutKarma 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he's about to body slam the puppy into the rock.

[–]Phinigin 0 points1 point ago

Facehugger in the red tub!!!

[–]JBHIV 1 point2 points ago

so fucken cute

[–]Chuck___Norris 0 points1 point ago

Noooo your shoelace !