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[–]deja-vu-comment 629 points630 points ago

...Pretty sure that's Nick Cage with a beard.

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[–]Zachthesliceman[S] 108 points109 points ago

[–]Grixus 109 points110 points ago

Holly shit, I guessed the top comment and first answer. Feels good man

[–]dezmodez 10 points11 points ago

[–]SayAllenthing 2 points3 points ago

Now you can two upvotes

[–]Starsomar 6 points7 points ago

And now I understand where the subreddit came from...

[–]Orange_Astronaut 13 points14 points ago

Dear God Cage that is hilarious.

[–]bestredhead 23 points24 points ago

Just when you think you have an awesome comment... it's already been used... Fine... Any bets that this same photo will have a different title tomorrow, "Photo bombing Nicholas Cage" ??

[–]sirisaacnuton 2 points3 points ago

And since deja-vu-comment is just reposting the top comment from the last time this was posted, you're actually even later on your comment. And probably deja-vu-comment will still be upvoted to the top comment.

[–]ksj -1 points0 points ago

At least he/she gave credit.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 11 points12 points ago

I actually started photoshopping Cage's face into it, but after doing the eyes saw no further point in it.

[–]NonSequiturEdit 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. Even Jesus Cage looks bored by the concept.

[–]darkcustom 3 points4 points ago

I wonder why Nick Cage looks like so many different pictures/paintings of people?

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[–]everred -2 points-1 points ago

Nic Cage is living in The Egg.

[–]deftoneslez 5 points6 points ago

Or Chad Kroeger from Nickleback

[–]ginger14 5 points6 points ago

Chad Kroeger.

[–]osty 16 points17 points ago

My first thought as well

[–]psych00range -5 points-4 points ago

same thought

[–]blubase 12 points13 points ago

oh we're playing the "me too" game for karma.

[–]psych00range -2 points-1 points ago

well its true

[–]jesusinabottle -1 points0 points ago

Technically, the poster your replying to didn't have a "thought". He is incapable of such things, for he is a robot.

[–]161803399 1 point2 points ago

Your comment won me an argument. Thanks. high five (My friend [the loser] says you're a jerk.)

[–]sagittarian 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]lenswipe 0 points1 point ago

Damn you - I was gonna say that

[–]dezmodez 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' eh! That's my comment you stole deja-vu-comment!

EDIT: Proof here you little comment-stealing bot. I'm onto you!

[–]Er_Mer_Gerd 0 points1 point ago

Why I came here...

[–]Fonzie8819 0 points1 point ago

HOW COME EVERYTIME I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A COMMENT ITS THE TOP VOTED ONE. AM I THAT UNORIGINAL??

[–]schweibie 0 points1 point ago

No, Lois. That's Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

[–]slykido999 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was Jared Allen

[–]BoyceKRP -1 points0 points ago

Nick Cagesus

[–]bobsagetfullhouse 0 points1 point ago

...Pretty sure this is Nick Cage with a vagina. NSFL

[–]BillNyeDeGrasseTyson -2 points-1 points ago

[–]chesZilla -4 points-3 points ago

Came here to say pretty much this.

[–]RebeccaRegicide -1 points0 points ago

sigh And I thought I would be clever

[–]Ketrel -3 points-2 points ago

You're not alone.

[–]Quit-while-your-ahea -4 points-3 points ago

Damn't every time I want to say something like that it is already taken. Now I have to go back to lurking.

[–]benzenoid -5 points-4 points ago

I thought the same hahaha

[–]mrmateo -5 points-4 points ago

that's the only thing i noticed

[–]envyreznor -5 points-4 points ago

Damn it! You beat me to the great Nic Cage look a like cooment!

[–]Wh0r3b1tc4 -5 points-4 points ago

o.O you read my mind

[–]ether-i-am -5 points-4 points ago

Came in here to say the same damn thing.

[–]qlz 62 points63 points ago

Nice tiara, bitch, try wearing a crown of thorns.

[–]ryandaily 16 points17 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]Could_Be_Your_Father 5 points6 points ago

The one time I'm okay with this.

[–]SpaghettiTuesday 1 point2 points ago

This is the Queen of the Jews beauty pageant.

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[–]Dynamiklol 5 points6 points ago

You know....because Jesus had to wear a crown of thorns....

[–]zom_bejeesus 44 points45 points ago

I would nail that, if you know what i mean...

[–]sleepypolarbear -2 points-1 points ago

dude...that comment crossed the line.

[–]N8iveButcher -1 points0 points ago

Spear us the bitching, please.

[–]godspun -2 points-1 points ago

I'm longinus for the day knee-jerk anti-theism takes a second seat to humor.

[–]ThatCrankyGuy -5 points-4 points ago

the fat one looks like she'll eat the hot one later.

[–]DefenseOptions 15 points16 points ago

No, Yes, No, No

[–]mrmgl 1 point2 points ago

Don't say no to Jesus!

[–]Firie 20 points21 points ago

Looks more like Nickelback guy to me.

[–]alittletooraph 12 points13 points ago

LOOKIT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!!!!

[–]LTS55 -1 points0 points ago

EVERYTIME I SEE IT IT MAKES ME LAUGH

[–]alliela19 14 points15 points ago

Wow. This is my friend I go to college with. Never thought I'd see someone I knew on reddit.

[–]jf2 70 points71 points ago

You go to college with Jesus?

[–]widespreaddead 8 points9 points ago

I bet he pledged Alpha Omega.

[–]J_Clyde 6 points7 points ago

Same here! It blew my mind a little bit.

[–]bholzer 2 points3 points ago

Go Blazers

[–]arms_of_a_bear 3 points4 points ago

Tread carefully BLAZER

[–]FDolarhyde 2 points3 points ago

It looks like they're in an LDS church. Am I right?

[–]existential_ocelot 0 points1 point ago

Maybe. I've never actually seen that particular portrait of Christ before, and I couldn't find it on Deseret Book. It could be local, I dunno. The girls are dressed the part, but they could easily be from a different religion.

[–]FDolarhyde 0 points1 point ago

You're right, now that I think of it I've never seen that picture of the dude before. hmm

[–]TFRAIZ 0 points1 point ago

I think you are. That was my first thought seeing that portrait. Man, Jesus looks so much happier in Mormon church pictures than he ever did in the ones I remember from Catholic school. I'm glad he made the switch to America. You can tell it's done wonders for him.

[–]blackgaff 0 points1 point ago

The white brick walls are a dead give away.

[–]Wastingtimeaway 1 point2 points ago

Subscribe to the schools subreddit if you haven't, we need more people.

[–]geemack98 1 point2 points ago

yes! Blazers getting some indirect street cred

[–]TopAce6 -2 points-1 points ago

In florida? I'm curious because that girl looks really familliar to me...but I could be easily mistaken.

[–]MrSexySexMan 26 points27 points ago

i see no one has said anything about the hot girl...i guess i'll do it. 9/10 would bang

[–]Quazijoe 24 points25 points ago

But what do you think about the girl with the crown?

[–]jack12354 15 points16 points ago

Ah, the good old reddit go-fuck-yourself.

[–]Quazijoe 2 points3 points ago

I regret nothing.

[–]TheGoomba 6 points7 points ago

9? Where'd she lose a point?

[–]Xhul 11 points12 points ago

She has ugly friends, one is too old and the other is wearing ugly tiara.

[–]TheGoomba 3 points4 points ago

HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE FAT ONE. HOW FUCKING CLEVER. SWITCHEFUCKINGROO.

[–]MrSexySexMan 0 points1 point ago

i just think her breasts should be a bit bigger. but if they were, it would add 2 points.

[–]Moiraine 3 points4 points ago

Brave opinion.

[–]ScTiVCrMnFeCoNiCuZn 5 points6 points ago

If you Google "Nicolas Cage Jesus" the top result is that painting.

[–]limecakes 1 point2 points ago

He looks like Nicholas Cage kind of.

[–]I_Are_Brown_Bear 0 points1 point ago

That's just a picture of Cat Stevens.

[–]krawm 0 points1 point ago

you sure that isnt nick cage?

[–]Jclancy96 0 points1 point ago

Yep nick cage.

[–]LukeInDenver 0 points1 point ago

that Jesus looks like the love child of Ryan Gosling and Nick Cage.

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

Woman on the left has a perfect penis-head haircut.

[–]K1dn3yPunch 2 points3 points ago

How do you want your hair today, Barbara?

circumcised please. 

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

Must be one of the preset supercuts.

[–]MauriceLevy 5 points6 points ago

Why do they have framed photos of the singer from Nickelback?

[–]TARDIS 3 points4 points ago

Not only is that Jesus, but thats MORMON Jesus.

[–]J_Clyde 3 points4 points ago

Upvote because I actually know the girl being photobombed.

[–]kccogirl 0 points1 point ago

Is she Mormon?

[–]J_Clyde -1 points0 points ago

Nah, she's not Mormon.

[–]AccidentalPedant -1 points0 points ago

Mormon Jesus art is much less hippy-looking than that.

[–]Beatnick 2 points3 points ago

How bout post some more pictures of her you jerk

[–]blackgaff 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty harsh, chief.

[–]thesmoothsmoothness -1 points0 points ago

Replace "jerk" with "faggot" and welcome to 4chan.

[–]Im_OK_with_this 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Nick Cage.

[–]JuanToo3 2 points3 points ago

Our Cage who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...

[–]Z-notch -1 points0 points ago

He was there for all of her biggest moments.

[–]mrskeetskeeter -1 points0 points ago

Because Jay-ee-zus!

[–]R88SHUN -1 points0 points ago

At a quick glance the Jesus picture and the lady next to it somehow morphed together in my mind and I thought it was a picture of Gabe Newell.

[–]Elpickle -1 points0 points ago

The title led me to believe something different. ALL THESE LIES.

[–]TripleDPie -1 points0 points ago

I thought you meant someone was photobombing a picture someone tried to take of Jesus

[–]pomdecouer -1 points0 points ago

oh, god! the catholic school i went to as a kid had this exact painting hanging EVERYWHERE in our hallways, in the classrooms, etc. we used to get copies of it passed out in our report cards.

thanks for making me flash back to sitting in the pew outside the principal's office...

[–]Lcar210 -1 points0 points ago

Dammit, Jesus, get out of my pictures.

[–]silasioalejandro -1 points0 points ago

*Photobombing Jared Allen

[–]fragglestickcar -1 points0 points ago

I like to think it was intentional and the cameraman went ,"ooh, lets get Jesus in this one." right before they took it.

or

"Ok, one more, this time with Jesus tho."

[–]Superduperscooper -1 points0 points ago

It's Nick Cage!

[–]CSPearce07 -1 points0 points ago

Plot Twist: That was never a painting of Jesus

[–]LieutenantEddy -1 points0 points ago

Dat feel when that same painting is in my house

[–]ForeverMovement -1 points0 points ago

Jesus saves photobombs.

[–]Darkfriend337 -1 points0 points ago

Nic cage?

[–]pipi55 -1 points0 points ago

That's Nicolas Cage playing Jesus!

[–]SkullRunner -1 points0 points ago

That Jesus looks like the guy from Nickelback... PURGE IT WITH FIRE!

[–]brennyann -1 points0 points ago

That exact Jesus portrait was hung in the office at my very Catholic grade school.

[–]cocotel69 -1 points0 points ago

He's looking right at the camera.

[–]froo2 -1 points0 points ago

Oh goodness....I know this girl. She goes to college with me. I'll never be able to see her as anything other than photo bombing Jesus girl. Well maybe that's not a bad thing...

[–]suppermick 0 points1 point ago

sweet jesus

[–]bonzai19 1 point2 points ago

Your Jesus is Chad Kroeger?

[–]kbpatel 0 points1 point ago

Nicholas Cage?

[–]pnsmcgraw 0 points1 point ago

Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus

[–]RMHT123 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Trey Parker

[–]RangerGord 0 points1 point ago

*photobombing nick cage

[–]DownvoteDaemon 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or his jesus getting sexier by the day?

[–]Chubbysiciliankid 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit. Good job on the repost.

[–]fuzygreens 1 point2 points ago

Fucking Jesus lol

[–]AwesomeIncarnate 1 point2 points ago

Definitely Nick Cage with a beard.

[–]xxitsdubexx 0 points1 point ago

I thought the exact same thing :D

[–]SamuraiAlba 0 points1 point ago

Nick Cage...

[–]awk_topus 0 points1 point ago

As a pageant girl, I'm sitting here pondering what system she has a title in.

[–]redblackwhite 0 points1 point ago

That crown is for the Miss America system.

[–]awk_topus 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking that, but it looks shorter than their crown. It looks a little like the Miss Collegiate America system's, too.

[–]beef2134 0 points1 point ago

Nick cage

[–]kingdavidek 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I didn't see anything apart from the insanely hot girl in the middle.

[–]crazyblaze713 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Barry Gibb zip from the Bee Gees

[–]jsc4 0 points1 point ago

Rock star jesus

[–]immabigjerk 0 points1 point ago

No, yes, no, yes

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Everyone on imgur is so confused right now.

[–]DoctaMag 0 points1 point ago

...this is my highschool.

[–]xavyre 0 points1 point ago

That stain on the wall looks familiar...

[–]chuckwagen 0 points1 point ago

So usually when I see something on reddit, I have an initial first thought. For this it was that Jesus looks like Chad Kroeger. So I opened the comments and gave everyone who already mentioned that an upvote.

[–]failedidealist 0 points1 point ago

Why is Jesus Ryan Gosling?

[–]ZodiarK 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Cage.

[–]I3addog 0 points1 point ago

The lead singer from Nickleback ?

[–]Pedromac 0 points1 point ago

At least it was a photogenic Jesus, right?

[–]bkapps 0 points1 point ago

For some reason the same Jesus is also in my kitchen....with a pro marijuana fish kissing him. http://i.imgur.com/xAlcL.jpg

[–]moosecowbob 0 points1 point ago

Odd question, but was this photo taken in Newtown at St. Andrew's catholic education center?

[–]redblackwhite 0 points1 point ago

No, in somewhere in central AL.

[–]zragequitz 1 point2 points ago

You mean Nicolas cage

[–]GoRedLegs 0 points1 point ago

All I see is Bethlehem Cage... That's high praise

[–]Rhiannonwolf 0 points1 point ago

...

[–]lulumcleod 0 points1 point ago

Why is Jesus white?

[–]sunero4 1 point2 points ago

That's not Jesus, that's Chad Kroeger who has just had his hair dyed darker

[–]nobody2000 -1 points0 points ago

A true photobomb indeed...

[–]assmilk99 1 point2 points ago

I was going to make a comment about how that looks like nick cage.. Then i saw the comments So then I was going to make a comment about how sad I was that somebody already said it... Then I read more comments... Odds are somebody already said this one too.. Damn

[–]that-guy-you-like 1 point2 points ago

Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus

[–]Unusableid 1 point2 points ago

I don't want that part. Said no Nicholas Cage ever

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[–]greybro -2 points-1 points ago

*you're

[–]Cerblu -3 points-2 points ago

Hmm, a pageant girl... you just knooooowww she saw this pic and said "This is, like, proof that I am so blessed!"

[–]razihk 0 points1 point ago

Chad Kroger?

[–]Smittles[!] 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that's Trey Parker with a beard.

[–]CurryKun -2 points-1 points ago

Is it weird that picture is at my mom's house..?

[–]foar_science[!] -2 points-1 points ago

[–]TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks -2 points-1 points ago

Looks more like Steve Coogan than the Cage people.

[–]nyLEO 0 points1 point ago

He look look like greasy mechanic Cage Jesus.

[–]chrisgnarly 0 points1 point ago

That's not Jesus, that's chad kroeger.

[–]Monolith11 0 points1 point ago

I see Chad Kroeger...

[–]huntroy -4 points-3 points ago

No it's Desmond from lost

[–]jelde -3 points-2 points ago

that girl is mad cute, got damn.

[–]sorrymissfofo -3 points-2 points ago

Jesus looks like Ryan Gosling!

[–]Dynamiklol 0 points1 point ago

Not even remotely.

[–]Dardove -4 points-3 points ago

Would have been better if it was Buddy Christ.

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[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

I see your photobombing Jesus, and raise you

ding ding ding

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[–]buttlicker5000 -2 points-1 points ago

Is that the lead singer of Nickleback?