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[–]CaptainDirtcake 78 points79 points ago

Diabetes in oreo form

[–]five_argyle_sox 19 points20 points ago

Indeed. This immediately made me think of this video where they measure the spike in blood sugar caused by eating an oreo with 32 creme centers.

[–]AnAngryIrishMan 18 points19 points ago

As a type one diabetic this makes me sad. If I ate that my blood sugar would be more like 400+. Also the finger prick doesn't hurt at all silly sissy non-diabetic.

[–]adalonus 6 points7 points ago

I'm also disappointed they called the video an Oreo Cookie Coma. There was no inducing of a coma. And a 120 blood sugar level would not induce one.

My cousin is a type 2 diabetic and went into a coma once because he didn't know he had it. Out of curiosity, at what blood sugar level do you go into a coma? Highest I've ever witnessed was 350.

[–]AnAngryIrishMan 3 points4 points ago

I personally have been over 600 blood sugar at which point blood glucose meters can't tell you how high you are. No coma. Was pretty much messed up though. I think it varies by person though.

[–]ryumast3r 0 points1 point ago

My grandpa, while he had no control over what he ate really (people taking care of him did a really shitty job) was constantly over 600. I mean for months. Never went into a coma.

Not saying I recommend it, I'm just saying that 120 isn't even close.

[–]I_SKULLFUCK_PONIES 3 points4 points ago

It's easier to go into a coma if your sugar is low, rather than high. I've seen my dad at 600 (Where the blood tester starts displaying "HIGH" instead of a number), and he wasn't passed out.

[–]Rahavin 1 point2 points ago

Man... I have like 60 hours of being tattooed behind me. Every time I give blood, that little finger prick makes me want to die. I hate needles. I dont mind tattoo needles, or piercing needles (I've had 14 or 15 piercings). But those medical fuckers? They are VAMPIRES! FUCK VAMPIRES!

[–]drink_the_kool_aid 5 points6 points ago

84 to 123 is not a big difference in blood sugar.

[–]five_argyle_sox 1 point2 points ago

You are completely correct.

After I posted this link, I realized this was a terrible "experiment" because there was no negative control...so I did a little reading to find out how high we'd expect this guy's blood sugar to get after eating a normal lunch, and found that the NIH says a healthy blood glucose level should be 70 - 130 (mg/dL) before meals, and less than 180 mg/dL after meals, so this "spike" was totally in the expected range and not even particularly high.

oh well...it's still kinda funny to watch him choke it back though.

[–]BubbaGoo 2 points3 points ago

I will never look at Oreo cookies the same way again ._.

[–]TheAtheistPOV 1 point2 points ago

damn you, I spent 5 hours looking at how to eat an oreo videos because of you!!

[–]gustywinds 5 points6 points ago

Should be tagged NSFL.

[–]BrainInAJar 2 points3 points ago

All starches and sugars are going to be diabetes. Think your bread is much better than the oreo ? think again.

[–]IanLind 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeaaaaa you're dead.

[–]chipcbm 132 points133 points ago

since I don't like the filling that much, I was drooling over the leftovers

[–]helium_farts 33 points34 points ago

Can I have some of the leftovers? I prefer the cookie to the filling by a large margin.

[–]Rc591323 7 points8 points ago

No! They are mine!

[–]derpinita 2 points3 points ago

Okay

[–]Rc591323 5 points6 points ago

Precioussssssssss

[–]willyolio 3 points4 points ago

yeah, the cookie is better than the creme.

[–]chipcbm 1 point2 points ago

But for the love of god don't make the mistake I did and call it "filling"

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Whomever eats the monster cookie is going to be growing extra toes by tomorrow

[–]Sovietwiggler 1 point2 points ago

Or be losing them from diabeetus.

[–]blaackyy 68 points69 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The Holy Grail 6coms 12pts 5mos pics
Double Stuffed Is For Pussies 324coms 671pts 8mos WTF
THIS is how you eat an Oreo. 17coms 129pts 9mos funny
One cookie to rule them all. 4coms 10pts 11mos pics
The ultimate Oreo 9coms 10pts 1yr pics
Mega-Stuf Oreos 32coms 68pts 1yr pics
The greatest success in human history! 97coms 574pts 5mos funny
Oreos 12coms 12pts 7mos pics
Suddenly you realize that you've always wanted to do this. 4coms 12pts 1yr pics
It's my Reddit Birthday. I just want to encourage you all to follow your dreams. 18coms 47pts 1yr reddit.com
Doctor said only one cookie per day?Challenge Accepted. 10coms 25pts 12mos funny
My God... 11coms 16pts 2mos pics
Only take one oreo 4coms 22pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]GodsDemonHunter 2 points3 points ago

/r/wtf gets the most upvotes? ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

[–]erogbass 0 points1 point ago

Thanks you for that

[–]neostead2000 40 points41 points ago

Just add a pecan

Balloon shop anyone?

[–]TheLuckiest 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit I miss them SO much. :'(

[–]aldude3 4 points5 points ago

Olan is making a movie series called Pop Rocket.

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

Omfg me too man, my absolute favorite people on YouTube

[–]cheesinator 4 points5 points ago

[–]aldude3 3 points4 points ago

That doesn't even sound half good.

[–]aHumanMale 0 points1 point ago

I like to start out with a 20 stuff...

[–]cubetony 0 points1 point ago

I Ctrl+F the word pecan. just to check if some one already said it.

[–]Jolly_not_Jelly 1 point2 points ago

Then I kinda just, enjoy.

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

This is how a real man enjoys a chocolate sandwich cookie

[–]Thaver 1 point2 points ago

Oh its so creamy

[–]ticklemedino 19 points20 points ago

am i the only one who only likes the cookie part of the oreo and not so much the cream?

[–]Gneissisnice 4 points5 points ago

I'm with ya, I prefer the cookie.

[–]I-Dont-Give-A-Fuck- 8 points9 points ago

I've just verified that this does in fact apply to the one rule.

[–]cjb630 6 points7 points ago

If they're stuck together, that's one nacho.

[–]Langenbrunner15 10 points11 points ago

My teeth fell out just looking at this.

[–]Kurvco 22 points23 points ago

[–]That_Deaf_Guy -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Katakuna77 4 points5 points ago

Do they make glasses big enough to dunk that in milk?

[–]fancytalk 2 points3 points ago

I'm picturing something more along these lines.

[–]shitasscuntniggadick -1 points0 points ago

More like dunk milk in that.

[–]lmpervious 3 points4 points ago

I never understood why people like this. I was always a fan of a good ratio between cookie and cream.

[–]Handyland 1 point2 points ago

It's all about the ratio!

[–]Emotaculous 4 points5 points ago

oh come on guys. 2 double stuff'd packages. http://imgur.com/YRIbg

[–]taxonrestroomvisits 0 points1 point ago

legendary

[–]wecanbefriends 0 points1 point ago

Sweet mother of god

[–]606_10614w 0 points1 point ago

This picture gave me diabetes.

[–]majorbs206 3 points4 points ago

You sir, are a god, assuming you actually did this and didn't find it on the Internet.

[–]Hollistar[S] 1 point2 points ago

Not a god. Just found it playing imgur roulette.

[–]taxonrestroomvisits 17 points18 points ago

Make your own tall oreo sometime.

[–]Eminian 13 points14 points ago

That one looks much more appetizing

[–]aldude3 2 points3 points ago

I think it is the elegant milk along with the pillar of pure, delicate cream.

[–]Hyrum_Graff 2 points3 points ago

And you too can have your own long dog that you designed!

[–]Axedude246 3 points4 points ago

You're very brave sir. Keep my upvote.

[–]zimelm 2 points3 points ago

Yeah.... I saw it last week... But I didn't want to be one of those dicks who says 'Repost!'. Not everyone will see it the first go around.

[–]Ccastillo4545 4 points5 points ago

Down vote for repost?

[–]jeconomou1 0 points1 point ago

Hey i know hot to google too http://imgur.com/JoxbG

[–]SardSardSard8148 3 points4 points ago

..........worth it

[–]Simi566 2 points3 points ago

'Betes

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

You better eat that

[–]MrMoustachio 2 points3 points ago

Considering it's a fucking repost that would be pretty difficult.

[–]deletecode -1 points0 points ago

I'm not exactly sure how that would be done. With a knife and fork?

[–]mrschnitz 2 points3 points ago

[–]eddietwang 0 points1 point ago

Let the puking ensue.

[–]billysurfboy 1 point2 points ago

Its like the holocaust all over again... but sweeter

[–]Xxtastyxx -1 points0 points ago

That is one amazing Oreo lol

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why they don't sell just the cream. They would run the world if they did.

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

This picture is three years old at least.

[–]cjb630 1 point2 points ago

The fuck are you gonna do with that? Seriously.

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[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

No, he's just a reposting cunt.

[–]awkook 0 points1 point ago

But did you see what he did with the banana???!

[–]CommandantOreo -1 points0 points ago

One does not simply eat one Oreo. Trust me, I'm a Commandant.

[–]amazingboy97 -1 points0 points ago

This isn't even it's final form. Crush up the unused oreo lids and bases, put them in cool whip, and profit.

[–]DifferentNoodles -1 points0 points ago

This, is the most beautiful thing, I have ever seen.

[–]Chelanne -1 points0 points ago

Wrap it in bacon.

[–]BrainInAJar -1 points0 points ago

I love the cookie bits, not a huge fan of the icing.

[–]danecdotal -1 points0 points ago

YOLO: Your Only Long Oreo

[–]Spiffymonkey -1 points0 points ago

That post gave me cancer.

[–]CaptainFalcon206 -1 points0 points ago

Im more suprized that he managed to get all that filling without eating it

[–]SRKDranz3rr -1 points0 points ago

you are the hero we deserve. bravo my good man bravo

[–]bmkaplan87 0 points1 point ago

I hope you deep fried it

[–]razerdoh 0 points1 point ago

at first i was like what the fuck have you done to those poor Oreo's, then i saw the ultra Oreo...

[–]WhooperSwan 0 points1 point ago

Yum.

[–]gabesaporta 0 points1 point ago

whenever i see this picture all i can think about is how someone touched the cream a dozen times. gross.

[–]primarybelief 0 points1 point ago

Why.

[–]Tastler 0 points1 point ago

yeessssss :D Nice one:)

[–]Frannyj 0 points1 point ago

Reposted.

[–]MoreSteakLessFanta 0 points1 point ago

This picture gave me diabetes.

[–]Junes2k 0 points1 point ago

Sorry but that would be fucking disgusting.

[–]iRowForTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

Willpower.

[–]I-hate-reposts 0 points1 point ago

ok i will just repost...

[–]nilyamoy 0 points1 point ago

that is alot of nasty*

[–]Tru3lagg 0 points1 point ago

That... actually doesn't look good at all..

[–]cairns132 -1 points0 points ago

you. are. my. hero.

[–]TheeFlipper 0 points1 point ago

Crush all of those cookies. Make trail mix. Add cookie bits. Eat deliciousness.

[–]nemaizels 0 points1 point ago

I have done this before. At camp we found a box of four packs, and I made a forty stuff with ten packs. I stopped eating the filling after that.

[–]pastelobscura 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a scene in a 90's sitcome about a nanny from queens. o_O

[–]coolpo12 1 point2 points ago

diabetes in 1 cookie

[–]postnick 0 points1 point ago

I think I just got contact diabetes from looking at this.

[–]Dick_Buttkiss 0 points1 point ago

Ok how long did that take, seriously.

[–]JGPH 0 points1 point ago

Quiet on the set people!

Heart attack, take one clack

[–]Soro_Hanosh 1 point2 points ago

I love you

[–]lamiabelsole 0 points1 point ago

All I can see is blubber.....

[–]LaxeCas 0 points1 point ago

one diabetus. coming up

[–]crashcrashbenjamin 0 points1 point ago

I've actually done this before. Eating all the icing was actually kind of nauseating.

[–]manolo88 1 point2 points ago

My god man! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?????

[–]HarryPoptart 0 points1 point ago

this is oddly sexy.

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

I almost didn't see it. Then.....whaaooooooooooooooo DUDE

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

I would take those left over oreo cookies, put them in a blender with ice-cream and masturbate.

[–]Shadkowz 0 points1 point ago

Left stack, or right? RIGHT

[–]EVSAUCE 0 points1 point ago

ORGASM... and I was so close to October.

[–]Differentdog 0 points1 point ago

That is so fucking gross. Up voted.

[–]Simonzi -1 points0 points ago

As someone who things Double Stuff Oreo's already have too much middle, the thought of that cookies disgusts me.

[–]segloff23 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck did this get up voted so much if its been posted fourteen times.

[–]WaffleChef 0 points1 point ago

That's nasty..

[–]blastbeatss 0 points1 point ago

Yet another repost.

[–]miamiheat2614 0 points1 point ago

I hereby dub this to be the ultimate oreo, may your brethren strive to meet your greatness

[–]acemcmuffin 0 points1 point ago

bucketlist: put all filling between one oreo.....check!

[–]JoeyQ92 0 points1 point ago

How high were you??

[–]Mishmash34 0 points1 point ago

you are a God among overweight americans

[–]danialistrollface 0 points1 point ago

dreams do come true

[–]OreoDunka 0 points1 point ago

How in earth are you going to be able to dunk that..

[–]lust4life 0 points1 point ago

People think this is OC.

[–]aHumanMale 0 points1 point ago

I like to start out with a 20 stuff...

[–]aHumanMale 0 points1 point ago

Note: oreo creme is crisco and sugar.

[–]taxonrestroomvisits -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to the oreo club

[–]greybro 2 points3 points ago

eww albino oreos

[–]Sniper_Guz 0 points1 point ago

Albenios?

[–]aldude3 -1 points0 points ago

heh.

[–]aldude3 0 points1 point ago

They are just vanilla. They enhance the cream.

[–]frotorious 0 points1 point ago

Can you cut me a slice of your oreo?

[–]VainLordVain -4 points-3 points ago

some people just want to watch the world burn

[–]inactivebrain -5 points-4 points ago

I tried an Oreo for the first time today! turns out they sell them in australia.

it tasted like congealed black soggy sugar that's been left in a moist shoe. What the hell America?

[–]twinshk2 2 points3 points ago

I LOVE OREOS. BURN THE HERETIC.

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

Oreos are good but have you ever had a tim tam??

[–]twinshk2 -1 points0 points ago

I live in Cali so I don't know if they even sell them here.

[–]JackWag0n -1 points0 points ago

Tim tams are godly.

[–]Gneissisnice 0 points1 point ago

Blasphemy, oreos are delicious.

[–]peterninkampoop -1 points0 points ago

Bukoockie? Help me out here.