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[–]chrisp1992 13 points14 points ago

Dude. I'm an RA, and am so tired of it. Then you have the guys that piss all over the seats, guys that shave and don't clean up the hair, and the list goes on....and on....and on....

[–]crmsndragonwngs 9 points10 points ago

I live in an all female hall. When we had our floor meeting, our RA told us that if she found one more USED PAD stuck to a SHOWER WALL she was going to hunt whoever put it there down and make them clean all the bathrooms in the entire hall. As far as I know, there have been no more pads stuck to walls, but there have been plenty of clogged toilets because they decided flushing them was a better method of disposal than sticking them to a wall. I don't understand how people can be so fucking disgusting. Guys, girls, doesn't matter, do you wreck your own bathroom like that at home? No, you fucking don't. Ugh.

[–]jmelt32 3 points4 points ago

In my dorm it was used tampons in the showers... ugh... girls are fucking nasty.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 4 points5 points ago

I know… what is it about bathrooms that turns girls into fucking animals?

[–]ApexIsGangster 2 points3 points ago

our RA put signs up that say "Just because you're proud of it; it doesn't mean we want to see it! -----FLUSH YOUR STUFF"

It made a HUGE difference. I hardly ever see a stall with stuff left in it, and people rarely pee on the seats because of urinals.

[–]chrisp1992 0 points1 point ago

Nice. Well unfortunately we don't get urinals as my floor is co-ed, so while the bathrooms are labeled male and female, they are both made for either sex. So only stalls :(

It's my second year as an RA, third year in the freshmen dorms, and I am just ready for getting an apartment next year. So ready.

[–]Roksonixx 1 point2 points ago

What annoyed me the most at university was the fact that I had a housemate that shaved in the only sink, and left the sink full of hair. I'm not talking a few here and there, I'm talking a sink full. It takes 2 seconds to run the tap and clean that shit up, but no, he left it there for the other 5 of us to walk into...why ?? why ?? Is it on purpose ? Who could possibly leave the bathroom like that.

Then i had another bitch who kept stealing my butter and denying it. I was like "I haven't used my butter in 2 months, but it seems to have all gone, and you're the only one here"

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

That sounds so retarded. Co-ed… but we’ll make both bathrooms for both sexes anyway… but we’ll get rid of the urinals. What the even fuck?

[–]chrisp1992 0 points1 point ago

Well it sort of makes sense as each floor flip flops. e.g. my floor will have one side guys and one side girls, and then the floor above me will be the opposite.

[–]danrennt98 7 points8 points ago

I'll be the first to admit, it's a shitty situation.

[–]rappster123 4 points5 points ago

My floor is full of guys and we have no urinals. There is always un flushed piss everywhere. It takes 2 seconds to flush a toilet and its not that hard to pee in the toilet bowl.

[–]IAmATriceratopsAMA 6 points7 points ago

In my old dorm we had automatic toilets and people STILL didnt flush the toilet.

Seriously, its not that hard. You dont even have to touch anything. If it doesnt do it on its own, you do a little jig on your way out or something. It takes a half a second at most.

[–]LandoTheLost 0 points1 point ago

THIS. Our's always managed to go off several times while I was still there. I must have lived with disgusting ninjas or something.

[–]strategicambiguity -3 points-2 points ago

There's really no reason to. It's sterile and flushing it just wastes a lot of water.

[–]rappster123 6 points7 points ago

except it makes the bathroom smell terrible

i don't want to walk into a stall and be greeted by a bowl full of 3 different peoples piss that has been fermenting for the past couple hours

[–]Hi thereJSKlunk 5 points6 points ago

change that to 'promptly does their washing up' and you've got me.

[–]Logicalist 1 point2 points ago

Dude, not flushing conserves water.

[–]haL1Tosis 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]Apathetic_Answer_ 2 points3 points ago

Or is capable of aiming their piss.

[–]ResRevolution 2 points3 points ago

Girls. Menstrual Cycles. No flushing. Kill me.

[–]sgthombre 1 point2 points ago

I noticed this last week. I've apparently become the designated toilet flusher in the hall. Everyone else is apparently to drunk.

[–]patboone 0 points1 point ago

too

[–]jlau256 -1 points0 points ago

[–]trullette 0 points1 point ago

One of the buildings on our campus has toilets you have to wave at the top of. If that sounds confusing... well, it is the first time you see it. Almost assumed it was an auto-flush.

[–]bore_more 0 points1 point ago

every public toilet in America everywhere

[–]awh444 -1 points0 points ago

I honestly don't get it. Why would anyone, anywhere, NOT flush a toilet?

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Water hoarders, I guess.

Or turd hoarders?

[–]retep1515 0 points1 point ago

I knoW!!!

[–]macleod2486 0 points1 point ago

I'm the conscripted toilet flusher in my dorm because I can't take the smell of stewing shit.

[–]trullette 1 point2 points ago

You could have just called this "Life" and been as accurate.

[–]DamnImAwesome 1 point2 points ago

Why does the entire floor share a bathroom? That sounds like a really bad idea to give a building full of college kids a bathroom that they aren't responsible for cleaning.

[–]TheThingToSay 1 point2 points ago

Living in barracks as opposed to dorms was one of the few things I don't miss about the military. Yeah it sucked having bitch ass corporals come in and cuss you out for having dust on the inside of a rail on the inside of a dresser...but it kept being from being nasty fucks. I never lived in dorms but I lived in an apartment right next to a campus...which reminds me....for all you god damned children who think apartments are dorms...fuck you, no one wants to hear your shitty music or see inside your living room every time they walk down the hall way. Kill yourselves.

[–]Freespace535 0 points1 point ago

No kidding! Seriously people, what the fuck...

[–]Nickkis 0 points1 point ago

weekend janitor for my dorm here and I've come to loathe the occupants of some floors (even though I know none of them) just because of the shit I've had to deal with in their bathrooms.

[–]8kuy6j7g54r 1 point2 points ago

I highly doubt the lack of flushing is being done for water conservation, since from my observations of college kids at my party college, is that none of them give a FUCK.

And thus, you have to wonder why these shit fucks are even in college in the first place. College isn't where you learn to be an adult, you assholes.

College has become a fucking JOKE, the "next step" out of high school where you go to PARTY, that's it. Well that, and hoping they can graduate into a job that doesn't require actual WORK, since everybody is a lazy fucking fuck these days.

This party school here is such a fucking mess, that all these poor destructive teenage fucks (who don't even attend college here) will drive all the way here (hours away) from the city to this place (despite them living near the city and near no less than 3 other major state and private Universities) just to party. That's how fucked up the party scene is here.

Cops are out on horses. The streets are trashed. Girls get raped and sexually assaulted like clockwork.

And nothing is ever done about it, because the school administration is full of retards, the police department is full of ex-frat boy rejects who I've heard are into Coke, and the whole place is just a poor run-down pile of shit poverty rural shit stain on the map.

[–]MrKrowe 0 points1 point ago

Sounds oddly like my old college.

[–]herpherpderpderp 1 point2 points ago

My college used to be the same way, crazy parties Thursday-Saturday, bar nights every other day, and one weekend a year where there was a good 15,000 people up on campus just to party, the majority of them being from neighboring schools, or random people who just drove up because of how notorious this one party weekend was.

Administration cracked down hardcore once a kid died because of a non-student, and now everything is shut down by 10.