What a nice thing to say about me, friend. I’d like to let you into a little secret, I love to cook gravy meals, and I’ve been involved in numerous games of twister with Middle-Eastern gentlemen, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am proficient at connecting with people and I’m a nice guy from the awesome USA! You mean everything to me, not just as another friend, but as a meaningful bond between two great guys. I will bake the most delicious cake imaginable, just for you buddy, trust me. I am so glad you said that me over the Internet, as usually the internet is a cold and heartless place, yet you prove otherwise. I just downright love you. As we speak I am contacting my social network of buddies on the internet and your location is being found right now so you better prepare for that cake I promised, chum! This breaded delicacy will enrich your life tenfold, or so I hope. You’re fucking incredible, bro! I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in making people feel great about themselves, but I have access to the entire discography of Abba’s feel-good music and I will use it to its full extent to help you off your times of sorrow and turn any frown upside-down. Anywhere I am in the continent, I will be thinking of you. If only you could have known what appraisal your happy comment was about to gain from helping me out of hard times, maybe you would have met me a long time ago, as people like you are few and far between. But you couldn’ have possibly known that, and so it’s ok. But now do DO know, I wish the very best for you in life. I will show my appreciation to you in so many ways it will be almost uncomprehendable. You’re a true chum, bestie.