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[–]clockwisevarious 91 points92 points ago

I don't get it. This is just a picture of Nicholas Cage.

[–]rikkiRed 33 points34 points ago

That's not even his final form

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[–]epatti0914 7 points8 points ago

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

[–]iiREALiiTYii 0 points1 point ago

Negative 1 year?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 18 points19 points ago

Him and his magical fingers.

[–]skyman724 11 points12 points ago

Reads username

You would know............

[–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

I see no difference.

[–]MrNicholasCage 1 point2 points ago

Not cool man

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[–]ANAL_QUEEN 10 points11 points ago

CAUTION: SPAM LINK.

And It's total bullshit, Paris Hilton would not be my celebrity friend.

[–]Ieuan1996 2 points3 points ago

Don't click that link!

[–]Uhvatar_ong 65 points66 points ago

[–]GreyCastle 71 points72 points ago

This was the first link on that subreddit - NSFW

I am never going there again.

Edit: Watch this - Eye bleach

[–]UsernameNotFound404 16 points17 points ago

un zips

[–]UsernameNotFound404 19 points20 points ago

[–]paleo_dragon 42 points43 points ago

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

I have these two on the most absolutely perfect loop on the same page (RES).

It's times like these that I wish I had a screen recording program.

[–]ThatCrankyGuy 4 points5 points ago

Impeccable.

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 41 points42 points ago

Hmmmmm. Should I? Shouldn't I? Fuck it I'm diving in.

Edit: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[–]plazmamuffin 38 points39 points ago

Nic Cage's final form. You're lucky to be alive.

[–]hshshawn 8 points9 points ago

No Face Off reference? I am disappointed

[–]pure_angel -2 points-1 points ago

Was going to make a Face Off remark but you beat me to it!

[–]whytofu 9 points10 points ago

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?!

[–]Ozzymandias[!] 11 points12 points ago

MY EYES!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES

[–]timstm 1 point2 points ago

I dont wanna click it cause my family is in the room... someone tell me. please.

[–]GreyCastle 4 points5 points ago

You are right to question yourself. It's Nic Cage on a bed. Only that he is in a very muscular woman's naked body.

[–]timstm 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. An actual answer.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

And the muscles and the boobs and other lady parts don't really make sense.

[–]TheRedditOvermind 2 points3 points ago

I have seen the face of GOD.

[–]Troll-Catcher -2 points-1 points ago

Click it, it's honestly not that bad. People are just trying to scare you.

[–]Dranzogger 7 points8 points ago

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

[–]Armpit-Vagina 8 points9 points ago

That looks like transgender Ron Jeremy.

[–]Se7enUnicorns 4 points5 points ago

I laughed so fucking hard at that picture, and I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be appalled.

[–]GreyCastle 1 point2 points ago

Either reaction seems sensible

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 5 points6 points ago

As someone who runs an incest tumblr, this is perfect.

[–]GreyCastle 6 points7 points ago

ANAL_QUEEN, you and I always seem to run into each other on Reddit. So I think it's only right...

Will you be my Reddit wife?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

[–]GreyCastle 5 points6 points ago

[–]GreyCastle 5 points6 points ago

If only those were upvotes.

[–]Calesar 1 point2 points ago

Will you be jealous if she posts nudes on Reddit when Romney wins? I mean, I'm not one to stand in the way of a promise...

[–]Calesar 1 point2 points ago

This is the only possible course of action.

[–]Leyst -1 points0 points ago

Could I errrrr... Perhaps have a link to that... You know.... For science?

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 2 points3 points ago

shudders I can never be clean again.

[–]Uhvatar_ong 1 point2 points ago

Dear god.

[–]ChemEForMe 0 points1 point ago

Dat body!

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 0 points1 point ago

aaaaaannnndd no more reddit for today, im going to sleep. forever.

[–]Bluecool 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]molested-toaster 0 points1 point ago

i am scared for life

[–]Dared00 25 points26 points ago

E.T. Find. Declaration of Independence.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 5 points6 points ago

And take it's face...off.

[–]Blargame 21 points22 points ago

He looks baked.

[–]Frafn 25 points26 points ago

[–]Dubya09 4 points5 points ago

[–]ChrisQF 15 points16 points ago

christ, haven't people had enough of this picture yet?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 8 points9 points ago

I haven't.

[–]armchairdetective 6 points7 points ago

Repost.

[–]Skinnj 3 points4 points ago

*Nicolas

[–]krshgr 1 point2 points ago

Saw that picture as the thumbnail after watching the "MY BRAND!" video.

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 2 points3 points ago

[–]BwasseR 3 points4 points ago

Lol still cannot stop laughing.

[–]argon1028 5 points6 points ago

He probably got to that video from this video (Angry Shepard)

[–]ButWhoWasBlank 0 points1 point ago

That was fucking terrifying.

[–]wtf_are_my_initials 2 points3 points ago

[–]ImBatman110595 1 point2 points ago

And so a repost makes the front page... God dammit.

[–]madnickhahaha 0 points1 point ago

MMMMYYYYYY SSSSSSOOOOOUUUUUULLLL

[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point ago

I see Fred Penner for some reason.

[–]clubdepizza 1 point2 points ago

Is this on the director's cut of Adaptation?

[–]Sb1187 0 points1 point ago

Thinking of Nick Cage, the boy and a basket full of convicts crashing into Vegas makes my soul smile.

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the nightmares.

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

Phone home in 60 seconds

[–]c1vilian 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! The Internet is Resetting!

[–]Rookierock 0 points1 point ago

Classic.

[–]delunatic5 0 points1 point ago

Not the reese's pieces!!!!! Noooooo!!!!!

[–]SoFlo_Homo 0 points1 point ago

[10]

[–]DaltonSezHi 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why I was expecting something less horrifying.

[–]Sambospudz 0 points1 point ago

HA that is good! well done whoever made this

[–]Milkslinger 1 point2 points ago

Thats OK. I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.

[–]Ausboz101 0 points1 point ago

Tonight? More like rest of the week.

[–]jaegr 0 points1 point ago

timeline.jpg

[–]agus468 1 point2 points ago

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE CAGE, MOUNTAIN DEW FLOWS FROM HIS NIPPLES IN A DIVINE STREAM OF HIS BLESSINGS.

[–]BlackMoonDestiny 0 points1 point ago

that's just creepy... and wrong

[–]That_Dude_Dozer 1 point2 points ago

AS someone who has a deathly fear of E.T. I want to thank you for putting his name in the title.

[–]STIMMED_COCK 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck, I'm high."

[–]FnA 0 points1 point ago

N.C. Phone home...

[–]Baboonba 1 point2 points ago

Almost pissed myself.

[–]GuyFromVault 0 points1 point ago

N. C.

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

That's high praise.

[–]manuman109 0 points1 point ago

So derpy

[–]throwingnickels 0 points1 point ago

I've been to more dark corners of the internet than I can or would like to remember. Nick Cage face swaps still get some of the most terrified and disgusted reactions out of me.

[–]Croatian_Sheepdog 1 point2 points ago

his face looks like a ball sack

[–]jessca_ 1 point2 points ago

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH OMG

[–]Sydviciouz -1 points0 points ago

Someone should do the Steve Buscemi thing.

[–]Dillwill23 1 point2 points ago

If everyone hates nick cage, then why do we up vote everything with him in it?

[–]qlear 1 point2 points ago

Damnit, now Nicholas Cage doesn't even have to BE in the movie to ruin it.

[–]voidLWALKERvoid 0 points1 point ago

Best Nicholas Cage photoshop ever!

[–]enharet 0 points1 point ago

You know how you're sitting there watching tv or reading and suddenly an image you saw from the internet four years ago flashes before your eyes and you can't forget it until you find it again? This will be like that for me. It's haunting.

[–]thenamespal 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see Ben Burnanke as E.T.

[–]RandoGuy123 0 points1 point ago

did you see the my brand thing from yesterday too?

[–]GJOP 0 points1 point ago

Some brave director out there needs to make Being Nicholas Cage

[–]watermusic 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck would downvote this? Is there a person alive who didn't laugh upon viewing it? Also, they should have used this in Blade Runner, because the replicants wouldn't have laughed.

[–]Utipod 0 points1 point ago

[–]The-Trevor 1 point2 points ago

Reeeepppooossstttt

[–]IRoarForDinosaurs 1 point2 points ago

The fact that this picture exists, makes my overal standard of life improve.

[–]MrChewsAsianBieber 0 points1 point ago

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

enough with the nicolas cage.

[–]RasputinCrowley 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]sboogaloo 0 points1 point ago

This is the stuff nightmares are made out of.

[–]ConnorHD3 0 points1 point ago

So you watched the 1800 Contacts "My Brand!" video. Say the Nick Cage ET picture on the suggested videos and snapped a screenshot?

[–]fubbington 1 point2 points ago

Shut down Reddit. This shit is out of control!

[–]wrecksause 0 points1 point ago

I'm so fucking high.

[–]KarthusWins 0 points1 point ago

This is my new desktop background.

[–]KRodgMunneh 0 points1 point ago

I find this strangely soothing

[–]MissFegg 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to have nightmares

[–]Krayzed896 -1 points0 points ago

[10]

[–]morningriZe 1 point2 points ago

Gosh. Isn't there anything he can't do

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare fuel.

[–]ahepler72 1 point2 points ago

i still think this looks like will smith

[–]benthere_red 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILLLLLLLLL IITTTTTTTT

Please.

[–]Sunkat 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire!!

[–]oridjinn -1 points0 points ago

MY BRAND!

[–]MrsKiller -1 points0 points ago

I just laughed way too hard at this.

[–]kaldrazidrim 0 points1 point ago

Ok. That's it for me tonight. Shut it down, boys!

[–]l30 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Antz

[–]lunachick72 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I clicked on this.

[–]Hotfuge 0 points1 point ago

I bet you found this from the My Brand video yesterday and just kept clicking videos, cause I know I did!

[–]allybananers 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, so...I'm not sleeping tonight.

[–]Gurunexx 0 points1 point ago

Why is this happening?

[–]JohnScribbles 1 point2 points ago

Our Lord has enjoyed many host bodies. He transcends form. He is beautiful and a good and joyful thing.

[–]ReDyP 1 point2 points ago

Great, now I have another character to add to my nightmares.

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated -1 points0 points ago

[–]Januwary9 0 points1 point ago

The lighting brings out His eyes beautifully...

[–]Patfast 0 points1 point ago

IT BURNS

[–]havebeenfloated -2 points-1 points ago

[–]darkcloud22 -2 points-1 points ago

Strangely attractive..

[–]BlissfulSon -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Dev1ousPengu1n -4 points-3 points ago

This needs to be in r/wtf