When I come home to see my roommates eating my food.

endymion2300 · 2012-09-30T16:40:43+00:00

i used to have a roommate who would eat pretty much everything i brought home. we were all coworkers at the same plant, but i worked days and everyone else worked nights, so i was never able to catch which one was doing it, but it was baaad.

like, i'd being home a half eaten burrito and it'd be gone the next day, or all my juice would disappear. hell, i could have some horchata in a togo cup, and that would mysteriously be consumed.

what did i do?

i put a sign up on the fridge that said "my food keeps disappearing and i'm gonna spike it with drugs".

and nothing changed.

so one day a week later i spike a bottle of orange juice with a few hits of lsd i had leftover from my last party.

and the next day the bottle of orange juice is gone, along with half a deli sandwich.

and those were the last food items to disappear from the fridge.

dildo_cactus · 2012-09-30T15:11:30+00:00

It's the redditor who angrily shakes dildos at people who cut her off, but as a toddler!

itsme_timd · 2012-09-30T16:19:38+00:00

I got my first apartment with two of my friends, one friend that never wanted to share anything (that's fine) but always expected us to share (fucker). One day we had to get a screwdriver or something and knew he had a toolbox in his closet. What we did not know is that he had a stockpile of food in there.

We left his food alone. However we planned a HUGE cookout and invited over about 30 people. Me and my other roommate bought all the food and drinks. The day of the party he gets home from work and we're in full swing, he gets all excited and grabs a plate to chow down. We tell him to GTFO our food and go eat the Doritos in his closet. He thought we were joking, we weren't. He had to go get McDonald's and watch all of us eat BBQ.

Schoolboy541 · 2012-09-30T15:14:15+00:00

I hate this little girl's face.

Mr_Ected · 2012-09-30T16:10:45+00:00

Roommates suck.

I commute by bicycle and just last night I did a 70 mile round-trip. I went to a friend's birthday party, stayed there until 12:30, so I didn't get home until almost 3:00 in the morning. I had half a burrito from my favorite burrito joint saved just for the moment when I got home. The entire ride back I was dreaming of that glorious burrito and I was actually dripping with saliva when I finally arrived. With much anticipation I open the fridge, only to discover nothing but week-old chinese food. What sucks is I actually got him a burrito along with mine, just to be a nice guy, but he decided to eat the rest of mine anyway.

I hate my roommate.

Trenchleaf · 2012-09-30T16:01:18+00:00

I buy groceries with my roomates. and we cook together. So we dont have this problem.

Mehverick · 2012-09-30T14:58:40+00:00

I solved that problem with a lockable fridge.

Those greedy bastards still tried to break into it... for what? For goddamn vanilla pudding and hot pockets!

sheeponfire · 2012-09-30T14:09:52+00:00

Jokes on them when they do this to me, I sprinkle my food with ajax.

Xervicx · 2012-09-30T16:33:47+00:00

I completely missed the word "my" and was immediately confused. I imagined you walking in, seeing your roommates eating food that they bought, and waving around what looks like a fat purple dildo with that look on your face.

internet69 · 2012-09-30T15:07:20+00:00

If I saw one of my room mates eating my food, i'd give them a sandwhich for free; a knuckle-sandwich.

ujollo · 2012-09-30T15:36:42+00:00

Dog, hairbrush

Colby 2012

donutsalad · 2012-09-30T14:50:26+00:00

After being in the Army for a while, I don't think I could share a room in a college dorm for very long without violently beating my room mate. I hear all kinds of stories and shit about roommates eating food that's not theirs, not paying some bill, being too loud, being too messy, and even stealing things, I wouldn't be able to control myself.

stb14808 · 2012-09-30T15:52:21+00:00

Damn, sorry to hear that. But in all seriousness, grow some balls.

I can't imagine my friends taking shit from me (that I payed for) even though they know I don't want them to. Get better friends or establish some ground rules more firmly.

sapere_aude · 2012-09-30T17:59:01+00:00

In college I didn't have a car and the grocery store was about 20 blocks away with no public transportation in between. I always just walked there and back with my groceries. One weekend I asked one of my roommates if he could drive me to the store to get food and he said no, even though he wasn't doing anything. So I walked there and bought food and walked back with it. I caught him eating my food. Immediately installed a deadbolt on my bedroom door and got a mini fridge in my room. Fuck shitty roommates.

pujoljunkie · 2012-09-30T15:59:06+00:00

What's with Reddit and not letting their roommates eat their food? Am I the only motherfucker here who likes to fucking share?

virnovus · 2012-09-30T15:06:46+00:00

That dog seems a bit concerned about that hairbrush...

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-30T14:16:01+00:00

What is this gif from?

YouHaveShitTaste · 2012-09-30T15:53:41+00:00

My roommate ate my food once. I took them to small-claims court on their first offense. Never happened again.

ReDyP · 2012-09-30T15:31:55+00:00

Awwww hells no!

string97bean · 2012-09-30T15:32:02+00:00

I keep watching thinking the the dog will get whacked in the head...but it never happens.

kaeby · 2012-09-30T15:51:10+00:00

Source: Look Who's Talking Now

Coordman · 2012-09-30T15:53:53+00:00

Relevant

drunk_otter · 2012-09-30T15:57:45+00:00

That's an interesting way to express "I came in that"

chrisman01 · 2012-09-30T16:02:51+00:00

Just calmly mention your little safe has an M1911 in it. They'll stop.

home_pale_blue_dot · 2012-09-30T16:04:55+00:00

I always told them no and they did it anyway, so I would write it on a white board and charge them for it.

Phoequinox · 2012-09-30T16:08:01+00:00

This gif is always strangely hypnotic to me. Like, I want to see it go on longer, and see what led up to it. It's like a bad smell that you can't stop sniffing.

GonnaGitcha · 2012-09-30T16:19:08+00:00

That gif is from Look Who's Talking Now. I know, because I unfortunately just watched this movie the other night. -sigh-

1_2_3_GO · 2012-09-30T16:26:00+00:00

...eugene?

nduece · 2012-09-30T16:26:27+00:00

i fucking hate this kids face

jenishlike · 2012-09-30T16:26:44+00:00

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

billypootooweet · 2012-09-30T16:27:01+00:00

This gif works perfectly with "Then Comes Dudley" by the Jesus Lizard.

jdowpcs · 2012-09-30T16:31:59+00:00

I just posted this in buildapc the other day...

I now know that feel, Reddit!

jenniferjuniper · 2012-09-30T16:47:56+00:00

It got the point where I had to buy one of those plastic tool boxes with a lock on it to keep my dad from eating all my food (that he made me buy myself when I lived with him at 17).

NoLaNaDeR · 2012-09-30T16:49:25+00:00

Let some milk go bad by sitting in your closet for a week. Then slip that shit in the fridge when they are gone. It's very satisfying hearing their gags and spitting from your room.

rockstar504 · 2012-09-30T16:49:35+00:00

Weird, we just share with each other. Neither of us are a drain or a mooch. We're also pretty bitchin' cooks. Sometimes we love to have big cookouts and share with our friends. I'll admit that on occasion we've been known to ask for donations to charity. I wish the world could share more meals.

baylieleblanc · 2012-09-30T16:52:27+00:00

So. Fucking. True.

Yourmyfavoritedeputy · 2012-09-30T16:52:55+00:00

I got a mini fridge.

THEMCV · 2012-09-30T17:14:39+00:00

Man, never seen this .gif befire!

SynysterBear · 2012-09-30T17:28:17+00:00

See the difference between you and me op is ... I have no room mates.

DrZuke · 2012-09-30T17:36:50+00:00

I have a roommate that compounds the injury of eating my food by giving a review of the item with his half-hearted apology. "Oh yeah, sorry I ate the last one of those ... it was really good." Oh, it was good? No shit ... that's why I BOUGHT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Kempiet · 2012-09-30T17:37:12+00:00

I used to have this problem at Uni and it was terrible. One housemate in particular would arrogantly just take whatever he wanted and allow his friends to come in and do the same.

Solution: get a beer fridge and keep it in your room.

Keep the things you don't all mind sharing in the main fridge, I found that no one would really want to take cooked broccoli or spinach but they would go ape shit crazy over cheese, milk and bread.

Also I made a point of spitting in this guys dinners when he wasn't looking as he also stole loads of stuff off of us and dealt cocaine In the house.

taranasus · 2012-09-30T17:39:40+00:00

I don't get this, nobody ever stole my food...

tflack · 2012-09-30T17:42:46+00:00

I hope you mean food you had saved. I would never eat someone's leftovers!

Replaceable food and communal living situations is nothing to get pissed about. However, its a fucking nightmare.

Burf-_- · 2012-09-30T17:47:45+00:00

just make sure they take out the trash and do the dishes.

jennah101 · 2012-09-30T17:48:58+00:00

My bro used to eat my leftovers even though I would tell him that I was going to eat it for lunch/dinner the next day. Know what I did? His ass hates mustard. I put a shit load of the spicy kind on my burger one day, and wouldn't you know it? I was lucky enough to catch that asshole in the act! He pretty much spit it out onto the plate (gross) and then ran off to the sink to wash his mouth out. He never at my food again after that.

shortney46 · 2012-09-30T17:52:30+00:00

this gif makes me so happy I don't know why.

SirWinacus · 2012-09-30T18:01:02+00:00

She reminds me of that evil baby on Luigi's Mansion.

PolarBearIcePop · 2012-09-30T18:09:26+00:00

omg, what movie is that gif from?

octopusthe · 2012-09-30T18:19:59+00:00

Hahaha! So cute and angry!

katzilla9 · 2012-09-30T18:35:12+00:00

After living with a fucking hog, I quickly realized I had to start buying food that didn't need to be refrigerated. BUT, I always have Hot Pockets for lunch. When I go to the store I probably get about 10-12 boxes. Once, I went to the store on a Sunday night and Monday morning rolled around and I went to work. Apparently my asshole roommate had a bunch of stoner friends over and they ate ALL of my Hot Pockets, a total of like 22 Hot Pockets. I was livid, and I was lucky the lease was about to be up and moved the fuck out. Not the first time something like that would happen, her and her friends would always drink all of my cold Dr. Peppers and leave me with the hot ones in the pantry. Goddammit, if you're going to be an asshole and steal my food and beverages at least replace them so they're nice and cold when I want one!

NoLaNaDeR · 2012-09-30T18:48:46+00:00

I'll have you know, I have an obnoxiously lame roommate that raids whatever milk jug he can find after a long night of drinking. It has happened at least once my doubtful friend.

dustjuice · 2012-09-30T19:05:02+00:00

I know this girl. This was taken from something from the early 90s probably becauses 24 now

theonewhoknocks23 · 2012-09-30T19:07:36+00:00

Every time I order a pizza, I wake up the next morning and 1 slice is gone from whatever is left. It's always 1 slice missing regardless of how many were left. And then I call him out on it and he says "man, you're so greedy". The same roommate who hasn't paid me for beer once and eats a lot of my food. And then he steals my adderalls and sells them. I literally bought a safe because of this fuckhead.

Tannon34 · 2012-09-30T19:38:45+00:00

I just say to them "your death shall be slow and painful, unless you put my week old pizza down"

dirteemartee · 2012-09-30T19:56:01+00:00

whats the source of this?

IAmJesusOfCatzareth · 2012-09-30T19:56:43+00:00

Relevant.

cweb534 · 2012-09-30T20:24:48+00:00

Is that Colby on the left?

Ninjew333 · 2012-09-30T21:23:12+00:00

What is this from?

rockafella7 · 2012-09-30T21:39:16+00:00

"Sorry dude, I didn't know it was yours."

neostorm360 · 2012-09-30T21:52:40+00:00

My roommate flipped out when he came home and I was eating ramen on the couch. I listened to him for a few minutes about how disrespectful I was being by eating his food, made sure I was making eye contact with him the entire so he'd know I was listening attentively, and when he was finished I calmly said,"You have beef ramen in the pantry. Beef ramen sucks, so I bought some chicken ramen at the store. Help yourself whenever you're hungry."

And then I went back to watching tv.

throwawayent · 2012-09-30T22:07:29+00:00

this is 478x less passive-aggresive than what OP actually did.

HarryMan808 · 2012-09-30T22:37:39+00:00

So you turn into a potato?

kittenkat4u · 2012-09-30T23:38:00+00:00

if he's a wuss like my ex roommate you can threaten to call his mom and have her reemburse you for the food he took. i tried everything with my ex roommate and nothing worked until i threatened that. never had another item of food taken.

JrBossack · 2012-10-01T00:06:32+00:00

This gif reminds me of that girl that angrily shakes a giant dildo at people who cut her off in traffic

boom-bam · 2012-10-01T01:37:46+00:00

Does anybody know what this gif is originally from?

AhYeahSallyYeah · 2012-10-01T01:58:37+00:00

What movie is this from?

realfastlike · 2012-10-01T02:06:31+00:00

This

Jsimpson93 · 2012-10-01T02:30:52+00:00

i am currently stoned and eating all of my roommates food lol

kokonkokon99 · 2012-10-01T03:07:13+00:00

For anyone curious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KKiCmjwBOg&list=LPbDJfWbWygbk&index=3&feature=plcp

yedgar · 2012-10-01T04:51:35+00:00

That girl reminds me simultaneously of a former best friend and a woman who used to work for us.

Wookiepuke · 2012-09-30T15:40:52+00:00

I'd like to strangle this girl

ptrc003 · 2012-09-30T16:41:59+00:00

Oh I'm sorry, how did I end up on tumblr?

fhwfshohg · 2012-09-30T17:25:45+00:00

It's low quality content like this that reminds me to downvote. Does anyone else have a problem with this site becoming tumblr? Anyone?

funny

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

MODERATORS

funny

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login