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[–]Wazoisme 63 points64 points ago

wild repost appears!!

[–]A_1337_Canadian 19 points20 points ago

dammit, you took my line!

title comnts points age /r/
Saw this lady on the plane... 141coms 1757pts 13dys funny
Not one fuck was given. 51coms 773pts 5mos WTF
Southwest should have kicked THIS lady off too! 7coms 42pts 1yr reddit.com
Meanwhile, in 38.000ft... 20coms 156pts 3mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]asweetdinosaur -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, but at the same time, this title was freaking hilarious! Wild Snorlax. Haaa. Classic.

[–]handsy_pilot 9 points10 points ago

OP's a faggot.

[–]xxLurker[S] -2 points-1 points ago

yes

[–]hoswald 22 points23 points ago

Stole it from excision.

[–]ScumbagScout 8 points9 points ago

But now I learn he stole it from reddit 2 days ago.... a repost of a repost...

[–]Matt_McSteezy 5 points6 points ago

OP may be excision! Nevermind it would be xxxlurker....

[–]ScumbagScout 2 points3 points ago

Just about to say that.

[–]TJ_McWeaksauce 10 points11 points ago

It's things like this that get me a little worried about sleeping on airplanes. I usually fly alone, so there's no one there to tell me if I'm snoring, resting my head on the shoulder of the person seated beside me, or generally making an ass of myself while unconscious.

[–]avengre 3 points4 points ago

As a former pilot who spent alot of time deadheading and commuting to work (think ~ 8 hrs a week on planes not flying for 5 years), this was my greatest fear.

On the other hand... my ability to fall sleep in noisy planes next to sleeping kids was the closest thing I've ever come to achieving time-travel on boring boring trips in the back of the plane.

[–]biznatch11 2 points3 points ago

Use your belt to secure your head to the headrest. Also, you couldn't get into quite as a ridiculous position as this woman unless you take off your seat belt so leave that on (also for safety). In summary, strap yourself securely into your chair.

[–]yams11 13 points14 points ago

this is mean.

[–]TheBirdsareaGoodIdea 8 points9 points ago

This is creepy and horrible. Stop taking pictures of people to post on the internet and sneer at. The fact that it's not technically illegal doesn't make it any less nasty.

[–]Romney_thought 7 points8 points ago

I admire her 'fall asleep anywhere' ability.

[–]if_i_ruled_the_world 6 points7 points ago

It is called rest

[–]Romney_thought 2 points3 points ago

You have a way with words that I can only dream of having

[–]FAPmakesmeaSAP -1 points0 points ago

The only people I know who have that ability look like that.

[–]elehl 6 points7 points ago

fuck you OP. fuck you.

[–]Sairakash 4 points5 points ago

Poor thing, is tired and trying to sleep and some shallow creep takes a picture. Bad form.

[–]jermslol 9 points10 points ago

Dude you guys should seriously stop this. Taking pictures of innocent people and posting them online for everyone to laugh at and ridicule is NOT okay!! This is as bad as /r/creepyshots and this kind of behavior should be a bannable offense.

JUST WHERE DO YOU GET OFF OP, who do you think you are?? How would you like it if someone stalked you. Watching your every move, waiting to strike. Then one day, when you're butt naked, jacking off in front of the computer, they take pictures of you!! Ha!! Imagine that!

Your pale pudgy complexion illuminated by the soft blue glow of the monitor. All three, laughable inches of your manhood fully exposed and digitally stored, uploaded, and shared for all to see. How would you like that?

Just think about it OP, please think before you act. I know your mama taught you better than this. :))

[–]gumbrcules 9 points10 points ago

I agree, but your personal attacks get in the way of your message.

[–]sh0ch 3 points4 points ago

No, they don't.

[–]Wiccy 1 point2 points ago

You had it, you the guilt right there, then you had to sink to a low level.

[–]Nakotadinzeo 1 point2 points ago

that subreddit doesn't appear to exist

[–]sh0ch 1 point2 points ago

He meant creepsots

[–]just_another_derp -1 points0 points ago

Your pale pudgy complexion illuminated by the soft blue glow of the monitor. All three, laughable inches of your manhood fully exposed and digitally stored, uploaded, and shared for all to see. How would you like that?

Someone must have some PTSD type shit going on right now.

[–]WobbleWade 0 points1 point ago

Lol don't be 200 lbs over weight and fall asleep on a plane.

[–]ness96 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Arkanii 1 point2 points ago

JUST WHERE DO YOU GET OFF OP

9/10.

[–]schonisdizzy -3 points-2 points ago

That's just the world we live in now. And while I know a few really sensitive people. Most human beings, in my experience, have a pretty decent sense of humor when it comes to themselves.

Equating this as being the same as creepyshots does not compute. This image is of a person in full view of the people around them. Creepyshots are often taken by people(mostly men) being sneaky from angles not generally observable to the people around them.

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

Taking picture of someone asleep is definitely more invasive than sneaking pictures of someone, as the person sleeping has 0% chance of catching someone doing that.

[–]Eipado -4 points-3 points ago

I agree with some of your sentiment, but you have no expectation of privacy in a public airplane. The fact is, people will make fun of you in life. Guess what... that's life. You learn to deal with it and move on.

[–]sh0ch 3 points4 points ago

I disagree. I wouldn't expect people to be taking pictures of me on an airplane. And I'm almost certain this would violate some sort of an airline rule.

[–]Inception-Button 4 points5 points ago

I don't find this funny. She's not the most obese woman I've seen, and the colors she's wearing don't even resemble those of a Snorlax. It's just a repost a shitty picture of a random woman on a plane. Not very respectful.

[–]masterbeishun -1 points0 points ago

Oh yes! This one again!!!

[–]brmmm -1 points0 points ago

POKÈMON DON'T GO ON PLANES. Its a fact.

[–]richards2kreider 2 points3 points ago

a wild repost appears

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Saw this lady on the plane... 141coms 1757pts 13dys funny
Not one fuck was given. 51coms 773pts 5mos WTF
Southwest should have kicked THIS lady off too! 7coms 42pts 1yr reddit.com
Meanwhile, in 38.000ft... 20coms 156pts 3mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]A747CHICK 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]Cynical_Bastard_ 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAH A FAT PERSON LOOKS LIKE SNORLAX WHO IS A POKEMON BUT IS ALSO FAT!

[–]Mesilversurfsta -2 points-1 points ago

Commence poke flute

[–]sh0ch 1 point2 points ago

Congrats! You are the 300th person to say that!

[–]Mesilversurfsta -3 points-2 points ago

Ok.

[–]WON00 0 points1 point ago

Damn TSA wouldn't let me bring my pokeflute on board.

[–]RidiculousIncarnate -1 points0 points ago

Let us know when you get a picture of you capturing said repost Snorlax in a pokeball. Then we'll be impressed.

[–]evilbunnyrabbits -2 points-1 points ago

It's called Southwest Airlines people. And that is not as bad as it gets on that airline. Not by FAR...

[–]yudhamica17 -2 points-1 points ago

Is the chair ok?!

[–]Getinthecart -2 points-1 points ago

I totally fucking posted this last night I stole it from Exision but fuck

[–]chk230 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate reposts!

[–]Jn1135 -3 points-2 points ago

Wild Snorlax blocks your path! Use pokeflute?

[–]sh0ch 1 point2 points ago

Congrats! You're the 400th person to say this!

[–]curly686 -2 points-1 points ago

you're an asshole, upvote for you because it made me laugh....alot :D

[–]Toober1289 -2 points-1 points ago

If one can repost this soo successfully, I wonder if i say the same thing as last time if it will also do as well.........We've got a women in the back doing the bernie. I repeat, we've got a bernie dancer

[–]Toober1289 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't work in comments so let's stop upvoting reposts, especially one from not too long ago

[–]Fliff42 -3 points-2 points ago

It blocks your path.

[–]TheRealSnorlax -3 points-2 points ago

Hey, you fuck! Don't post pictures of me on Reddit.

[–]RedditCube -3 points-2 points ago

Guy next to her: Oh fuck I have to go to the bathroom...

[–]mcgreeeg -4 points-3 points ago

The lady in the row back. Soon...

[–]BR5497 -2 points-1 points ago

Now where did I leave my Poke'Flute

[–]Harutinator -2 points-1 points ago

You have to play the pokeflute if you want to get to your seat

[–]FergusonDarling -5 points-4 points ago

My SO and her siblings call her mom snorlax. She's a slob.