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Battle #39 - Vote Now! | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 39

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


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I. No Requests or Questions

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all 114 comments

[–]GeoKeo 689 points690 points ago

[–]Chispy 323 points324 points ago

[–]distertastin 8 points9 points ago

I want to see this movie.

[–]polygon_sex 0 points1 point ago

Mouth looks like The Annoying Orange.

So very much.

[–]swordfishy 0 points1 point ago

oh man I can't stop laughing at this

[–]Mapes 48 points49 points ago

Simply amazing.

[–]GeoKeo 19 points20 points ago

Thanks!

[–]borickard 13 points14 points ago

HEEERE'S, GEORGE.

[–]kakianyx 29 points30 points ago

[–]GeoKeo 27 points28 points ago

Thank-you so much. This is the happiest day of my life: http://imgur.com/CEnKb

[–]istoleyourpope 5 points6 points ago

I upvote you for an amazing image. I love that film.

[–]GeoKeo 2 points3 points ago

Me too.

[–]DroneMan11 10 points11 points ago

Best shop I have EVER seen.

[–]GeoKeo 3 points4 points ago

Wow, thanks.

[–]HaggarShoes 9 points10 points ago

Thanks for this. Truly a hearty laugh was had.

[–]GeoKeo 3 points4 points ago

You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.

[–]yknw 201 points202 points ago

[–]FredCompany 382 points383 points ago

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 11 points12 points ago

Please xpost to /r/MonkeyJesus

[–]JimmyKeepCool 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for introducing me to the best subreddit ever.

[–]Igazsag 5 points6 points ago

Dear god. when they say there's a subreddit for everything they do indeed mean everything. I think I know where I'll be for the next hour or so.

[–]TheMarbs 1 point2 points ago

Right?

[–]BigSwedenMan 8 points9 points ago

I was specifically looking for this. Thank you

[–]axehomeless 3 points4 points ago

glorious, just glorious. Thank you so much!

[–]use_a_name_please 225 points226 points ago

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator 5 points6 points ago

I can't remember the exact post, but someone brought up the subliminal hour glass that is in that poster and I can never unsee it, haha. Good design, whom ever made it.

[–]use_a_name_please 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I saw that, cannot unsee either

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 6 points7 points ago

This may be the funniest edit so far, but it's too early to tell! Nice job anyway!

[–]Young_cricket 158 points159 points ago

[–]tforge13 64 points65 points ago

Ape what are you doing

Ape

Ape no

Ape stop eating your leg

[–]447u 52 points53 points ago

APE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

APE

STAHP

[–]OfficialTownRetard 83 points84 points ago

APE

WUT R U DOIN

APE

STAHP

[–]True_Mammoth 16 points17 points ago

it's kind of crazy you almost got more karma than the last guy

[–]Aushou 16 points17 points ago

That's what he gets for doing it right.

[–]True_Mammoth 4 points5 points ago

agreed

[–]447u -1 points0 points ago

Seconded.

[–]Euruxd 123 points124 points ago

[–]mojorisin2592 64 points65 points ago

Welfare?

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 23 points24 points ago

Must... Not... Say........

How are you being upvoted for a racist comment?

[–]JesseJaymz 51 points52 points ago

Because racism is hilarious

[–]Symbiotx 2 points3 points ago

The puzzle was, "People who annoy you"...

[–]Dcoil1 1 point2 points ago

Oh..."Naggers"...

[–]JesseJaymz 0 points1 point ago

Hey there's that nigger guy!!

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[–]historynutjackson 17 points18 points ago

Trying too hard methinks.

[–]hornyhornyhippos_69 2 points3 points ago

Too far

[–]wtfisdisreal 1 point2 points ago


you crossed it.

[–]themauwinator 2 points3 points ago

Because internet

[–]theycallmealex 1 point2 points ago

monkeys are a race?

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm the racist one for assuming he meant monkey=black/minority=getting welfare

[–]terrorTrain 53 points54 points ago

Fred

edit: Gave him a name.

[–]JacobCurry 6 points7 points ago

That's a crazy-ass Imgur.

[–]terrorTrain 1 point2 points ago

ha, should i give it a name? Any suggestions?

[–]yummyummers 0 points1 point ago

Honestly I tried. And failed.

[–]itachi1998 6 points7 points ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]noshitman 128 points129 points ago

[–]UnKamenRider 41 points42 points ago

For some reason, all I could think was, "You can't spell 'rape' without 'ape'."

Also, I have no idea how to punctuate that. .'"?

[–]JamesLLL 7 points8 points ago

I believe it would be "You ... 'ape.'"

[–]UnKamenRider 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I did that first, but I read a post about punctuation outside quotes yesterday, and it made me nervous. :)

[–]JamesLLL 7 points8 points ago

No problem! I'm no expert, but I use English good.

[–]MonkeeSage 1 point2 points ago

[–]JacobCurry 2 points3 points ago

I think UnKamenRider had it right the first time as: 'ape'."

[–]RadtasticNinjaChick 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I have no idea what this is about, sorry. Would you mind explaining?

[–]d_wootang 4 points5 points ago

look up to catch a predator, and its Chris Hansen

[–]lackofbrain 7 points8 points ago

Why did I click that link? Fortunately it doesn't want to show up where I am...

[–]TheAwkwardBanana 5 points6 points ago

Chris Hansen doesn't give a shit about apes, only little girls.

[–]themauwinator 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck did I click on that?

[–]XPTB 8 points9 points ago

RAPIER APE!

[–]DELIGHTFULWHITEMALE 60 points61 points ago

i can't help feel like it's the guy's hands shooting the lasers

[–]k-diddly 42 points43 points ago

it is actually a great ape.

[–]Dr_Explosion 63 points64 points ago

It's an alright ape.

[–]k-diddly 18 points19 points ago

seriously???? Look at that dye job.....It is obviously a FABULOUS ape.

[–]hyattisqueen 8 points9 points ago

Plot twist: the man in the picture is the Dovahkiin.

[–]sharliecash 2 points3 points ago

Is that fur? Coming out of your ear?

[–]chicken_nuggets52 2 points3 points ago

Why do you keep asking that? I'm a cat for pete's sake!

[–]cameltoe_of_the_boob 64 points65 points ago

[–]flamingbiskuet 6 points7 points ago

How the hell did u get that name its.. It's glorious

[–]ttremble 10 points11 points ago

[–]ttremble 18 points19 points ago

why did I come p with this http://imgur.com/6YSbf

[–]MonkeyNin 0 points1 point ago

Lol, crazy.

[–]cryma 38 points39 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/W8YYl.jpg

gimme your money bitch

[–]flo-BAMA 45 points46 points ago

[–]Tomatosaregood 18 points19 points ago

first of all that's an orangoutang

[–]hello_mellow 10 points11 points ago

Are you saying you'd like to arrange to get some tang?

Because my childhood taught that those fuckers keep it hidden away in space where they also talk.

[–]MadJim8896 5 points6 points ago

orangutan

FTFY

[–]zgirl78 9 points10 points ago

This is an Orangutan, an ape, not a bloody monkey. The very least you should of said 'primate'.

[–]Sir_Dude 6 points7 points ago

[–]hornyhornyhippos_69 2 points3 points ago

That adorable little scared spider monkey cares.

[–]Oradi 7 points8 points ago

Wish I had ps installed to nick cage this. I should probably get out of bed at some point today too huh

[–]TheProdigyX 2 points3 points ago

can anyone replace the crying romney baby with the scared ape?

[–]biggiedan 0 points1 point ago

Thats an ape, not a monkey. Monkeys have prehensile tails.

[–]bvarner28 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that an orangutan? Not a monkey?

[–]wildtabeast 2 points3 points ago

A Frightened Ape

FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

These have all been awesome so far! I apologise for calling this primate a monkey, when it is an ape!

[–]backgroundmusik 0 points1 point ago

May I suggest a Grape Ape?

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[–]FakeChowNumNum1 23 points24 points ago

This is /r/photoshopbattles, and though the ape is funny to some, it isn't a prerequisite on this subreddit.

By definition of the word, that would make you the ignorant one. So what if he accidentally called an ape a monkey, you don't need to be an ass about it.

[–]railu 10 points11 points ago

Damnit, what did I miss?

[–]FakeChowNumNum1 27 points28 points ago

Ape. Not funny. Go fuck yourself you ignorant fuck.

[–]railu 15 points16 points ago

Thanks! I will have to admit that's a bit of a let down. I was expecting far worse.

[–]yellowtag 9 points10 points ago

ignorant schmignorant, cant we just make up words and their definitions?

[–]FakeChowNumNum1 21 points22 points ago

You make quite a bippolating point, sir.

[–]Dr_Explosion 19 points20 points ago

That's a perfectly cromulent word.

[–]yellowtag 13 points14 points ago

man this whomps

[–]ibestalkinyo 4 points5 points ago

Guck this Smit

[–]Shooz29 4 points5 points ago

It's gettin' pretty dripply up in here.

[–]apocalypseCornbread 2 points3 points ago

I too shall hop in to this floouampulous karma train.

[–]HarryLillis 7 points8 points ago

So I noticed that every time I see a thread where people are making up words, the word cromulent comes up, which seemed strange to me. Apparently it's a Simpsons reference, but I'm not familiar with the reference.

[–]Dr_Explosion 13 points14 points ago

From the episode, Lisa the Iconoclast.

When hearing Springfield founder Jebediah Springfield's famous quote, "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man", Mrs. Krabappel complains to Ms. Hoover that she had never heard the word embiggens until she moved to Springfield. Ms. Hoover replies that it is a perfectly cromulent word.