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My ex-girlfriend who cheated on me told me she wanted me back, this was my response (imgur.com)

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[–]MeowzersMuch 53 points54 points ago

Good for you!:) I never understood folks who took cheaters back.

[–]notsoregularjoe 31 points32 points ago

Ex's are fucking ex's for reasons. If they didn't do stupid shit like cheat or be fucking crazy, they wouldn't be ex's. And if they didn't do that shit and just decided you were not good enough for them, then they are not good enough for you. You can never date an ex, it rarely ever works out. Fucking ex's.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

If all your relationships end dramatically, it makes sense. If you broke up because of circumstances like distance, education, work, etc., it's a different story than breaking up because of abuse or infidelity.

[–]iron_duck 38 points39 points ago

Hey, come on now. Plenty of relationships just don't work out, and people break up amicably. Not to say that after such a breakup, it's often the good idea to get back together.

[–]La_Jirafa 0 points1 point ago

Well...I mean, that's not true 100% of the time. People do break up for other reasons.

And I suppose when someone dumps you, they're still the crazy one?

[–]hellogoobly 1 point2 points ago

That's not true in all situations. One of my exes is an ex just because I had to move and we decided not to do long distance. I would gladly date her again if the opportunity arose.

[–]frechet 1 point2 points ago

You do realize that you are also an ex to them, right?

[–]LB24 59 points60 points ago

Lol...I've had the same happen to me. Except that her ex was psychotic, "tried to find me", she had 3 kids (and I still accepted her, took care of her and her kids and got them away from the abusive psychotic ex, took care of her sister and her 2 kids, let her use my vehicle for her, her sister, and all the kids to go to Texas when their older sister got put in jail, she let the guy she cheated on me with drive MY vehicle, she crashed my front bumper, and put 10,000 miles on my vehicle....then a year later she wanted me back.

She moved to her moms (in Georgia) and told me she wanted to move back to my area. I said go for it. She said she had no place to stay, I said stay at your godfathers. She said she doesn't get along with him, I said we'll to bad because she fucked up and could have had a good life and be well taken care of. Then I never talked to her again.

THE END

[–]pkkilo 16 points17 points ago

How has that relationship effected relationships you have had since

[–]TreesPumpkiny 8 points9 points ago

I also would like to hear his take on this.

[–]LB24 0 points1 point ago

Not at all. It hasn't affected anything with how I am. I'm very passive and over all generally nice. But when I have to be an asshole, I will be. Have to know when to call it quits and walk away. That bitch didn't deserve a second chance.

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[–]intensely_human 1 point2 points ago

that's entirely up to you

[–]rhythmic-nipples[S] 1 point2 points ago

Where do some bitches get off! I'm glad you didn't give in. You have a much crazier story then mine, you sir are a true hero!

[–]LB24 1 point2 points ago

Lol. Thanks. I usually give people second chances but it also depends on how we broke up in the first place for a second chance or not.

Believe me; I have many stories about ex girlfriends, but fortunately for me, I have one I will be marrying to come March of 2013. We've been together for 5 1/2 years now. In time, you will find somebody that's better than all the ex girlfriends.

[–]Steams -2 points-1 points ago

we'll to bad

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[–]raginghamster 0 points1 point ago

Hey, did you here the won about the 3 eggs?? ... ...TWO BAD!!!!!!

[–]Ninja_Justice 8 points9 points ago

This is what I told mine.

[–]Hokil 1 point2 points ago

I am actually in the process of reading this book. Halfway done!

[–]log_thoot 5 points6 points ago

this is my favorite nope: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6a7sIc0s1qal2i4.gif

[–]InitiateBioQuasar 31 points32 points ago

You turned into an octopus? Incroyable!

[–]Rusah 10 points11 points ago

Bomb voyage???!

[–]smasters908 -3 points-2 points ago

Bon voyage

FTFY.

[–]Rusah 1 point2 points ago

It's a reference to the movie The Incredibles. I looked for a youtube link, but could not find one. I did not look very hard.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 5 points6 points ago

Wow, I'm dying of laughter.

[–]r3dwash 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/vLflT.gif

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he hit his hip pretty hard jumping out the window.

[–]The_True_Zecret 26 points27 points ago

Get stalked for a year? Yep. Have her show up at your house now and then and sit on your porch for hours? Yep. Get called once a month? Yep. Realize that even though she cheated, she's still hotter than anyone you could possibly get again? Yep T______T

[–]NightOwl58 44 points45 points ago

Looks aren't everything bro.

[–]StraY_WolF 25 points26 points ago

But it helps.... a lot.

[–]The_True_Zecret 0 points1 point ago

But they sure help.

[–]NorthStarTX 0 points1 point ago

No, but if you're going to be in a relationship with someone you don't find at least somewhat attractive, you're going to have a tough time of it.

[–]Probydoby -1 points0 points ago

Very true, there is no reason why you couldn't get someone that is so "hot". Of course being a narrow minded superficial fool does slim your chances quite a bit.

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[–]unrectifiable 8 points9 points ago

It's ok, she is hot.

[–]InHarmsWay 0 points1 point ago

Not much less sexy than creepiness.

And stupid.

[–]StanimaJack 1 point2 points ago

Man I been there. I don't know if you've experienced this, but what really sucked was having her come around and everyone call you a dumb ass for not taking her back, screwing her, etc. Stay strong bro.

[–]angelsklutch 6 points7 points ago

This happened to me once. Said yes, waited a few weeks, dumped her ass via tweet.

[–]rhythmic-nipples[S] 0 points1 point ago

You sir are a true hero!

[–]pl00toxzor -1 points0 points ago

Who downvotes this? Honestly? Who hates justice that much?

[–]The_True_Zecret 0 points1 point ago

Not so much justice as much as, "I want a guaranteed bang, then I'll drop her." Which may be well deserved, but most people will see it as a dick move.

[–]skibum186 4 points5 points ago

was that before or after you revenge fucked her?

[–]inthedrink 4 points5 points ago

That's a long line of octopi. I kept watching and they never stopped coming.

[–]scorpio242 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly I was this .gif is looped perfectly

[–]Phuck_Nugget 2 points3 points ago

You get an upvote purely because this happened to me not 24 hours ago.

[–]rhythmic-nipples[S] 1 point2 points ago

I hope you didn't give in.

[–]Phuck_Nugget 1 point2 points ago

I did not, and she started crying, so I did the noble thing...

...And downed my drink and ran for it.

[–]Accipehoc 4 points5 points ago

Good for you OP, think you can give us the history between you two though?

[–]rhythmic-nipples[S] 6 points7 points ago

Yes, We dated for 6 months had a great thing going and never had but one fight. One day which happened to also be my birthday(she's that much of a bitch) I got a text from a girl I sort of knew. It said "hey your girlfriend is cheating on you just so you know i caught her with my now ex boyfriend last night" I text her and asked her and she said "I'm so sorry it will never happen again!" I asked her how long this has been going on and she said "well about 4 and a half months now" So she had had been cheating on my the majority of our relationship and she broke up with me because of it. Last night about 2am she called me and like an idiot I answered. She was crying and said "I've never made much of a big mistake! I just want you back I want thing to go back to normal, what do you think?" I just laughed and said "no not happening I hope you aren't paying for the minutes on your phone cause this was an absolutely worthless phone call" She then text me right after and said "It won't happen again I PROMISE!" I didn't text back and got on Reddit to post this.

[–]StanimaJack 4 points5 points ago

If she calls again turn some music on and make as much background noise that sounds like a blast. Answer, give a hearty laugh, be like "oh its you!?" and hang up. Works so well.

[–]konkeydong 1 point2 points ago

She wanted to go back to normal? Since she cheated on your for two thirds of your relationship isn't her version of 'normal' cheating?

[–]texastopher01 0 points1 point ago

I can't use "good for you" any more, how about congrats!

[–]StickyBunz1 2 points3 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]CavitySearch 2 points3 points ago

I need you to have a nice talk with my friend....who DIDN'T get this memo on how to deal with this scenario.

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

Tell her yes and to meet you somewhere (on a cold night) and have her wait! And then dont show up, VERY important that you dont show up

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When my friend's girlfriend asks me about one of his exes. 10coms 503pts 10dys gifs
Whenever my friends mention R/Spacedicks 0coms 4pts 25dys funny
After seeing an earlier post about "Slender", I decided to check it out. This was me after about 15 seconds. 4coms 5pts 2mos gaming
nope nope nope nope 41coms 1061pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]jackovasaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

Bro, hence the ex. We gotta try to keep it that way.... you cheating hussy! I fucking loved you, okay? I looovvveeed you, but nope, I'm over it. I've moved on, 'kay? I'm happy now, you bitch who has holstered one too many cocks!

[–]axton_14 2 points3 points ago

One time that happened with my ex, so i turned into an octopus, and shouted Nope 4 times.

[–]war3rd 2 points3 points ago

Good call. I made the stupid mistake of taking one back when I was younger and worst decision I've ever made. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

[–]toerrisbear 4 points5 points ago

Cephalopods make everything funnier.

[–]normalite 0 points1 point ago

You sent her an animated GIF?

[–]g-raf 1 point2 points ago

Should have hit it and quit it

[–]symbiotics 0 points1 point ago

all I can think of that is Zoidberg. woop woop woop woop!

[–]TwiceARunner 0 points1 point ago

I imagine your response a little bit like this

[–]SexyGingerKid 0 points1 point ago

Reddit.com/r/reactiongifs

[–]vaselinepete 0 points1 point ago

I am also an octopus. Wanna cyber?

[–]moARRgan 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64

[–]trollingsquad 0 points1 point ago

Should start sleeping with her to get your nut for funsies.

[–]NaveXof 0 points1 point ago

Just went through and did the same thing. Cheers!

[–]MrAnonymous825 0 points1 point ago

That octopus is my favorite octopus. What's it called?

[–]Syarsor 1 point2 points ago

woob woob woob woob woob

[–]dietmoxie 0 points1 point ago

Great.

[–]fawker -1 points0 points ago

That was a guaranteed blow job. But, at least you didn't partake and pull the ol' switcher-roo on her.

[–]isthat_edward_towers 0 points1 point ago

The gif makes it hurt less.

[–]sweettea14 -5 points-4 points ago

Oh look, it's a coconut.

edit: This is a QI reference. That octopus is imitating a coconut and that's the clip they used.

[–]jackthesaw -3 points-2 points ago

I don't think you understand that .gif

[–]scorpio242 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you understand that he doesn't want to get back together with her

[–]Voices_of_Prisoners -2 points-1 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]0011110000110011 -2 points-1 points ago

This isn't /r/reactiongifs.

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