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[–]prettymuchdrunk 68 points69 points ago

[–]svane 24 points25 points ago

I'm speechless.

[–]Zincorium 24 points25 points ago

Huh. I always figured that they were two different clips spliced together randomly. That is a weird video.

[–]xtfftc 11 points12 points ago

Bjork is weird.

And awesome.

[–]SegamanXero 6 points7 points ago

Also toward the end, the source of the "I should buy a boat" meme... I am pleasantly surprised by this video =)

[–]valkyrio 4 points5 points ago

That's Björk for you.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 0 points1 point ago

Weird to you, but it's just another day in the life of Bjork.

[–]Rokk017 2 points3 points ago

Came here to post this. Way better than the gif.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 0 points1 point ago

This would have been cute, but the song choice makes it horrifying.

[–]broden 1 point2 points ago

Buying a boat wont solve your relationship issues, cat.

[–]TheDespondentZombie 0 points1 point ago

Crap, I was gonna make a Bjork joke and it actually was Bjork. Thank you for saving me from reddit faux pas #1148.

[–]FateXIII 26 points27 points ago

I think the girl looks really cute.

[–]helgihermadur 10 points11 points ago

That's the Icelandic singer Björk. Here's the video.

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 4 points5 points ago

10/10

[–]swaags -5 points-4 points ago

your a bloody mess

[–]mkshotty 9 points10 points ago

you're*

[–]kittycuddler 4 points5 points ago

Bjork has some of the fucking weirdest videos, but a lot of her music is amazing.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 4 points5 points ago

For some reason I thought this was going to be a casual gif of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[–]fuckingchinkniggers 0 points1 point ago

Why bot?

[–]UWPVIOLATOR 5 points6 points ago

Is this the chick from napoleon dynamite?

[–]allthecats 15 points16 points ago

it's actually a younger Bjork!

[–]Aesthete 12 points13 points ago

She's 39 years old in that video. Damn.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

not much younger, i think that album only came out about 5 years ago

[–]effervet 1 point2 points ago

Eight years ago, actually. Man, I loved the crap out of that album.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

hooray i was right!

[–]aleksandstrom 0 points1 point ago

You mean Björk.

[–]dlan4327 1 point2 points ago

Seriously where do people find these gifs? It seems like every time I think I've seen it all, something even more bizarre pops up.

[–]Cubix__ 0 points1 point ago

Its spliced from a Björk music vid. Of course its bizarre.

[–]ostermei 0 points1 point ago

A Björk video directed by Spike Jonze, no less. It's bizarre squared.

[–]jackovasaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that video is just... damn. I get this weird feeling like am I supposed to be guffawing or wtfing, so I just settle for a "wtf-aw".

[–]Herpdederperson 0 points1 point ago

Deb?

[–]ForeverMovement 0 points1 point ago

She always comes back.

[–]phublib 0 points1 point ago

the cat is bukowsky

[–]Cracker231 0 points1 point ago

I really dont get it why she is so famous. Im from Iceland and I fucking hate her music

[–]JaxnRdS 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why this is fucking reposted 800,000,000 times.

[–]Chuck___Norris 0 points1 point ago

Bitches be trippin

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GARRETTKELLEY -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]Lolsub -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]Jrdnw 0 points1 point ago

Is that the guy from Tokyo hotel?

[–]AnnatheHordie 2 points3 points ago

Omg they do look alike...

[–]Jrdnw 0 points1 point ago

Glad it wasn't just me that saw the resemblance haha

[–]icepigs -4 points-3 points ago

Give that bitch some pussy....

[–]Andyu86 1 point2 points ago

Give that pussy some bitch.