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History's cool kids, looking fantastic!

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[–]tha_snazzle 59 points60 points ago

Corey Taylor looks like the guy who's too old to be in high school and sells you weed.

Daron Malakian looks like the quiet, dark, brooding boy who all the "misunderstood" girls obsess over.

James Hetfield looks like he spent a lot of time using the word "fag."

And Marilyn Manson looks like a real-life Butthead.

[–]figbar 10 points11 points ago

And Kirk Hammett looks like a school shooter

[–]kittypurpurwooo 6 points7 points ago

We would also have accepted "girl". He looks like a girl.

[–]blcor128 4 points5 points ago

Daron Malakian looks like Abed from Community

[–]Juhose 154 points155 points ago

Steven Tyler kinda looks like The Joker

[–]pure2burn 11 points12 points ago

That was my take away from this picture.

[–]nonhiphipster 8 points9 points ago

He didn't look rock n' roll at all (still doesn't), just...weird

[–]Honestly_ 14 points15 points ago

I always figured he'd had plastic surgery--seeing this image is much weirder.

[–]tha_snazzle 3 points4 points ago

He also looks kinda like Andy Samberg giving that big shit-eating grin of his.

[–]thumper7 5 points6 points ago

Eddie Van Halen looks a little like Neil Patrick Harris

[–]Genmaken 3 points4 points ago

I didn't know my brain could post on Reddit.

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

Steven Tallarico is fucking great. Seeing this picture reminds me of reading his auto-biography. DO IT!

[–]doodledeer 0 points1 point ago

Zakk Wylde... or Hermione?

[–]hankdiggles 35 points36 points ago

Little Kurt Cobain kinda looks like a guy I went to school with :P

he's also adorable.

[–]LanceWackerle 32 points33 points ago

He looks so happy in that pic

[–]siamlloyd 15 points16 points ago

Clearly he hates himself and wants to die.

[–]i20d 3 points4 points ago

Heroin does that :-/

[–]IthinktherforeIthink 5 points6 points ago

Mental illness usually hits you hardest in the late teens due to developmental reasons, I'm pretty sure

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

I agree. He seems to be such a sweet kid.

[–]fuck_ 24 points25 points ago

Marilyn Manson's real name is Brian Warner.

[–]Freakazette 20 points21 points ago

And Alice Cooper's is Vincent Furnier.

[–]tha_snazzle 20 points21 points ago

And Axl Rose's is William Bruce Bailey.

[–]TheHorselessHeadsman 5 points6 points ago

That was what I liked the best about the link. The fact that Alice Cooper, Dimebag Darrell and Marilyn Manson's real names were Alice Cooper, Dimebag and Marilyn Manson. Ha.

[–]cabbageturnip 26 points27 points ago

Haha, except for Dimebag Darrell. He has been born awesome, apparently.

[–]gaunten 1 point2 points ago

I love pantera and dimebag, but honestly, before the beard he looked really geeky :)

[–]spikesonice 0 points1 point ago

Strange, no one mentioned his glam phase as Diamond Darrell.

[–]gaunten 1 point2 points ago

I try so hard to supress the existance of that phase of pantera. then again, he didn't change to dimebag until '94 and far beyond driven

[–]heimdalsgate 10 points11 points ago

Fucking Alice Cooper.

[–]masshole4life 6 points7 points ago

He looks like an anchor man.

[–]wieder07 9 points10 points ago

Does anyone else notice Daron Malakian's puppy-dog eyes?

[–]hankdiggles 9 points10 points ago

It's like staring into two big pools of chocolate.

[–]DiscountPonies 77 points78 points ago

TIL the dude from Linkin Park is considered an "icon" in some circles.

[–]mattxb 20 points21 points ago

He looks like Popeyes girlfriend Olive Oil.

[–]indefort 2 points3 points ago

You can like or dislike his music, but I have always liked the story that when Linkin Park started to get big, he got full sleeve tattoos so he wouldn't be tempted to try and find another job.

That's some dedication.

[–]Blumba 0 points1 point ago

And it all started with that one thing.

[–]RochelleH 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]Chris1218218 0 points1 point ago

Linkin Park has crossed over into other countries like few other bands could ever hope to achieve. I have no problem with them being on this list.

[–]RochelleH 5 points6 points ago

So have Nickelback, Creed, and Train.

[–]Chris1218218 0 points1 point ago

Train doesn't come anywhere near close to the other bands. Creed freaking disbanded for a while. Nickelback was the 11th best selling band of the 2000's. They certainly cross the realm into iconic. Icons don't have to be good. Stalin is the icon of Communism after all.

I'd put Nickelback as the icon of "Dad Rock"

[–]RochelleH 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha! "Dad Rock". I sputtered. There's another genre of rock I call "Suitable-for-non-English-speaker Rock". Train and Creed makes it into that category for me.

[–]jackofallhearts -2 points-1 points ago

And no Freddy Mercury.

[–]3wrinkles 20 points21 points ago

awww Kurt Cobain looks so sweet and happy in that picture; kinda made me sad :(

[–]denimcouchalex 8 points9 points ago

I think Alice Cooper started pretty high on the cool charts if this is the beginning photo. Dude looks super classy.

[–]krisssy 5 points6 points ago

And he hasn't aged a day! Incredible.

[–]gaunten 9 points10 points ago

There is nothing uncool about morellos afro!

also Tom Araya looks a lot like Val Kilmer

[–]ButtNuster 12 points13 points ago

Kirk Hammett looks like Rosa Parks.

[–]TimothyGonzalez 5 points6 points ago

Kurt Cobain looked pretty cool.

[–]cheesus-christ 3 points4 points ago

chester bennington is a rock icon?

[–]Gumbojelly 9 points10 points ago

Axl looked like a little shit

[–]gaunten 6 points7 points ago

And then he turned into a huge shitbag

[–]artman 4 points5 points ago

I think Vincent Damon Furnier knew what he wanted.

[–]teeelo 5 points6 points ago

Axl rose didnt get cooler....

[–]HighGuy92 2 points3 points ago

Slash looks like Drake during the Degrassi years

[–]DublinItUp 9 points10 points ago

Linkin Park doesn't deserve to be up there.

[–]Ace2206 3 points4 points ago

True, But its still weird to look at.

[–]432 -1 points0 points ago

I think Linkin Park is a great band, some of the songs sounds similar but none the less they sound awesome.

[–]hadriker 4 points5 points ago

All of the songs sound similar

FTFY

[–]DublinItUp 6 points7 points ago

I respect other peoples opinions, but in my personal opinion, I put them on the same level as nickelback

[–]charlesfpbeach 4 points5 points ago

That Picture of Kurt Cobain was taken at the same time as his mid life crisis.

[–]chillinillin 0 points1 point ago

mind = blown

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

Hah, Tom Morello looks like a friend of mine. Same smile and everything.

[–]ardaihm 0 points1 point ago

Dimebag Darrell looks like Gino Vannelli

[–]LebronKingJames 2 points3 points ago

Just more proof of how the media and entertainment sells you images and acts rather then genuine people.

[–]pezz29 0 points1 point ago

Tom Cosby and Bill Cooper the science guy.

[–]ediboyy 0 points1 point ago

Rest well Cory

[–]poiro 0 points1 point ago

Eddie Van Halen's hair looks like it was done using the spray can in MS paint

[–]Hwy61Revisited 0 points1 point ago

Alice Cooper was Vincent Furnier at that time.

[–]liam_nielson 2 points3 points ago

Steven Tyler looks like Flattop Jones from Dick Tracy.

[–]JeremyKylesLovechild 0 points1 point ago

Tom Araya, would do

[–]TrikkyMakk 1 point2 points ago

Why is it not surprising that Kirk Hammit really was a woman before he joined Metallica?

[–]meatywood 1 point2 points ago

Kurt Cobain was foxy!!

[–]born_redditor 1 point2 points ago

Kurt was always a cutie <3

[–]goalstopper28 0 points1 point ago

This just proves that's it's cooler to be a nerd than a jock in high school.

[–]Darkknight101 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else see a resemblance between Gene Simmons and the Son of Sam?

[–]theraoulduke 1 point2 points ago

It's the Jew nose.

[–]Cuboner 0 points1 point ago

It's a bad sign that when I saw B.L.S I thought of Black Luster Soldier, isn't it?

[–]sharkduck11 0 points1 point ago

TIL James Hetfield looked like my sister in high school.

[–]TheCochino 0 points1 point ago

Marilyn Manson looks like a fucking dork and Tom Morello looks like Bill Cosby.

[–]Deafjams 0 points1 point ago

...and then there's Steven Tyler, who looks exactly the same.

[–]childbear 0 points1 point ago

ugggh that picture of kurt cobain breaks my heart ..

[–]chillinillin 0 points1 point ago

slash was always a fucking madman

[–]JayString 1 point2 points ago

Now lets see yearbook pictures of rap icons. Wait, forgot you gotta go to highschool to get a yearbook

[–]plasticsuit 1 point2 points ago

Slash looks a bit like Taylor Lautner.

[–]hankdiggles 0 points1 point ago

Cannot unsee. Thanks for that.

[–]EngagementBacon 1 point2 points ago

Axel Rose has been trying his whole life to be as cool as he was in that picture. Why do you think he is such a dick now?

[–]EngagementBacon 3 points4 points ago

I challenge whoever downvoted this to explain to me how Axel Rose is NOT dick.

Please and thanks.

[–]rhood13 1 point2 points ago

Kurt Kobain's picture makes me sad. He looked liek such a happy child.

[–]JuddRunner 0 points1 point ago

This is the most inspirational thing I've seen in weeks.

[–]amazingboy97 -2 points-1 points ago

Is it just me or does Cobain look a lot like Joseph Gordon Levitt in that picture?

[–]publicfapper 1 point2 points ago

It's just you.

[–]FreckleException 0 points1 point ago

Well, Nick Simmons looks very much like a young Gene Simmons. I thought he looked more like his mom, but obviously I was wrong on that.

[–]Commander1812 -4 points-3 points ago

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw

Made me think of this when I saw the picture of little Kurt Cobain.