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[–]ValidResponse 50 points51 points ago

Maybe Patrick's actually really smart, but he's too smart for his own good?

[–]jesus_H_Pantalones 29 points30 points ago

I don't know about that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGowUsdFHcs

[–]Zance 75 points76 points ago

I don't know man, the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 37 points38 points ago

milk spills

[–]ItsNotJustABoulder 3 points4 points ago

When was the last time you were able to imagine milk spilling in such artistic detail and classy grace as that?

[–]ValidResponse 9 points10 points ago

Exactly! His IQ must be off the charts.

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[–]boingi2 5 points6 points ago

LOL! XD OMG HAHAHAHA.

[–]eccentr1c 6 points7 points ago

I was just thinking about this, he really is a comedic genius.

[–]duBiYou 12 points13 points ago

"What did you say? I cant hear you, its too dark in here."

[–]G-Cup 2 points3 points ago

Dude lives under a rock, inadvertently keeping his genius to himself.

[–]DrAstronaut 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure god has anything to do with these shinanigans

[–]POSTS_GIFS 93 points94 points ago

[–]ramenoodles103 37 points38 points ago

[–]Sureiyaa 16 points17 points ago

[–]silverfalcon 58 points59 points ago

Is he saying "Grandpa" over and over again?

[–]Heep_Purple 43 points44 points ago

So many photoshop possibilities for this little GIF...

[–]baris96 23 points24 points ago

/r/photoshopbattles

Let the games begin...

[–]GeraldoCockehan 8 points9 points ago

There needs to be an r/aftereffectsbattles

[–]SilentWalrus92 6 points7 points ago

Create it

EDIT: Someone beat you to it

[–]bolt289 3 points4 points ago

Heyyy, that's how I dance :(

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[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 5 points6 points ago

Fuck off

[–]EBONIC_TRANSLATION 6 points7 points ago

DAT NIGGA WACK YO

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[–]Sureiyaa 6 points7 points ago

.........Are you ten?

[–]pixelat0ry 5 points6 points ago

Patrick, your genius is showing

[–]bst722 6 points7 points ago

Where?!

[–]DrLasagna 2 points3 points ago

wow that synced up with this song I'm listening to quite well.

[–]sharkstun97 2 points3 points ago

[–]fswmacguy 2 points3 points ago

Why does this need to be a GIF?

[–]WishaNiggawood 11 points12 points ago

Get a dog little longy, get a dog.

[–]lydocia 165 points166 points ago

submitted 2 hours ago

249 up votes

no comments

[–]xHassassin 172 points173 points ago

NOWS UR TIME TO SHINE

SAY SOMETHING WITTY

[–]NarwhalAMA 98 points99 points ago

I've waited for this moment all my life but now the pressure is overwhelming.

[–]AF1998 65 points66 points ago

TOASTERSEX!! ... Dammit I blew it!

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't there a SciFi show about toastersex?

[–]lydocia 17 points18 points ago

Yes.

[–]Deadly_Lust 10 points11 points ago

A pun with a deep meaning.

[–]mrbignob 37 points38 points ago

um um um..... THIS.

[–]scapeplan 27 points28 points ago

Literally this.

[–]gamerwithnoname 22 points23 points ago

SO MUCH THIS

[–]swansong74 4 points5 points ago

THIS LEVEL: LITERATELY THIS

[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

[–]GreyouTT 10 points11 points ago

"Alright then, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED."

GreyouTT then started writing his comment

"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

He writes some more

"Yeah! YEAH!"

Writes even more

"And some of these, and some of THESE!"

even more

"Almost THERE, AAAAAND Done."

"Now let's see how it looks so far."

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 8 points9 points ago

SOMETHING WITTY

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 8 points9 points ago

Um, uh- Tits!

Damnit.

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[–]scapeplan 10 points11 points ago

Correct. This indeed is not YouTube, as this is reddit.

[–]Tasgallxx 2 points3 points ago

Then why are the comments the same thing.

[–]scapeplan -1 points0 points ago

Comments don't make the site. If this is YouTube, then why is "reddit.com" in my URL?

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 10 points11 points ago

woooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. You just blew my mind.

[–]scapeplan 0 points1 point ago

And don't forget, if you know anyone who needs a... favor... call me.

[–]listentobillyzane 0 points1 point ago

mindblown.jpeg

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

Good thing, considering I never go on there.

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

All that anal has caused you to forget a word.

Totally worth it, though, right?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

No, stupidity did that.

[–]so_carelessly_here -1 points0 points ago

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[–]CzarKurczewski 0 points1 point ago

This. A thousand time this.

[–]PerpetualTwist 0 points1 point ago

WITTY

[–]NinjaDog251 1 point2 points ago

SEAWEAVLE

[–]scapeplan 6 points7 points ago

Should we...

Should we touch it?

[–]beno2367 5 points6 points ago

quick! comment something slightly related before it gets out of hand

EDIT: fuck!.. too late

[–]NarwhalAMA 1 point2 points ago

Missed your chance bro.

[–]Nath_O 8 points9 points ago

At least Patrick knows what Wumbo is.

[–]NarwhalAMA 33 points34 points ago

Front page of Reddit. Only seven comments.

[–]Adagi 10 points11 points ago

Front page of Reddit. Only seven comments

My mom used to say that miracles don't exist.

But I believed. I carried on. And today, I proved them wrong.

[–]Devroush 2 points3 points ago

The image speaks for itself really.

[–]ChocoboExodus 2 points3 points ago

He really only answers to Patrick

[–]PinkEchoes02 3 points4 points ago

Patrick also gets angry because he can't see his forehead. Just throwing that out there.

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 6 points7 points ago

"Say my name."

"You're Heisenberg..."

"NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"

[–]Poshmidget 2 points3 points ago

You're damn right it is.

[–]TribeFan98 8 points9 points ago

"Hello is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!"

[–]bst722 6 points7 points ago

"I am not a Krusty Krab."

[–]Tomm0509 9 points10 points ago

Top post in r/funny.

Only has 7 comments

[–]Cheehu 2 points3 points ago

Oh Patrick.

[–]TTPKacey 0 points1 point ago

So this gets to the front page?

[–]Indydegrees2 3 points4 points ago

This is why Spongebob Squarepants will go down in history as one of the greatest cartoons of our time.

[–]k3mpk3mp 1 point2 points ago

genuis

[–]xxNurseRatchedxx 0 points1 point ago

It's too early for wit.

[–]rdpulfer 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome.

[–]siddharth12533 -1 points0 points ago

He is geneous

[–]ProfDoctorMrSaibot 0 points1 point ago

I thought he gets called "The Krusty Krab" a lot.

[–]theroller 0 points1 point ago

The lack of comments make this post rather suspicious... Does someone have anything witty to say?

[–]NeoxGG 0 points1 point ago

He has a PhD in Wumbology, he is a genius

[–]Frenksez 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reminding me to watch Spongebob instead of making homework. Upvote for you!

[–]PunkPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Spongebob: Patrick, your genius is showing!

Patrick: (covers crotch with hand)

Spongebob: No Patrick, your genius.

[–]evolvingon -1 points0 points ago

Patrick is all of us when we get high.

[–]Chicken_McNigger 0 points1 point ago

Just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–]sox406 0 points1 point ago

[–]LordRuler -1 points0 points ago

I get called Patrick alot as well.... shame my name's John -.- friggen twins, I tell you....

[–]moonknlght -1 points0 points ago

How does this have 2154 upvotes when my RES shows only 329 upvotes?

[–]Mr_Muscles 1 point2 points ago

I would love to spend the day in the writer's room for this show.

[–]3meterspread 0 points1 point ago

The inner mechanisms of his mind are an enigma

[–]codeprimate 0 points1 point ago

My name is Patrick, and I approve of the message.

[–]bigoldirtydick 0 points1 point ago

[–]Saucemann -1 points0 points ago

If this is your kind of humor then watch the movie "airplane"

[–]SpaceMagician 0 points1 point ago

Only 7 commments.

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 0 points1 point ago

I TRIED...but all I did was fart.

[–]drawesome27 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see a Spongebob-related pic, I want to re-watch all of them.

[–]Ironn 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was in r/circlejerk for a moment.

[–]HipHoppin 0 points1 point ago

No, this is PATRICK

[–]CaptainFalcon206 0 points1 point ago

Except at the Crusty Crab, Then he's called Crusty Crab

[–]Owlvirus 0 points1 point ago

I thought his name was Rick.

[–]gintrux24 0 points1 point ago

may I ask you, Sir, from what episode is this from?

[–]Kaison58 0 points1 point ago

ahhh the humor

[–]Schmayster 0 points1 point ago

As a person who's named Patrick, I feel this post is about me

[–]SpectreS18 0 points1 point ago

I literally laughed out loud.

[–]Flying_Donkey_Rocket -1 points0 points ago

This actually was on 9gag's twitter feed an hour before this submission. How the tables have turned, my hombres. Edit: https://twitter.com/9gag/status/252332545348362240

[–]Whitebird551 1 point2 points ago

Normally I'd say, "Is this what people do for karma now? Post scenes from old Spongebob episodes?" But then I realized I'm ok with this. They don't air the good ones anymore. This is a nice way to get some old laughs back.

[–]catdogs_boner 1 point2 points ago

Another slow day on reddit I see.

[–]TakeMyMoneyPlz 0 points1 point ago

But don't "Genius" live in a lamp?

[–]MpegEVIL -1 points0 points ago

This is not the correct quote, and a repost also.

[–]ElRed_ -3 points-2 points ago

So whose been creating loads of accounts to upvote this?

[–]ASOTATW 0 points1 point ago

Everyone's trying to get that sweet sweet comment karma.

[–]ProCrastin8 -2 points-1 points ago

The fact that this made it to the front page (in three hours, no less) weakens my faith in Reddit. Seriously, I'll still come here, but our relationship will never be the same.

[–]ACxprssway -3 points-2 points ago

This might be the lamest post I've ever seen on my front page.

[–]scapeplan 1 point2 points ago

Refresh the page.

[–]kainotna 0 points1 point ago

[–]andrewxie -1 points0 points ago

[–]JoeZ19 -2 points-1 points ago

Must be a slow day on Reddit when this is the top post.

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[–]Jerry13888 1 point2 points ago

:thumbsup:

[–]calldom -3 points-2 points ago

how the fuck is this the number one link on my reddit?

[–]jWalkerFTW -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think SpongeBob should be allowed in r/funny. Everybody has seen it, and it's way to easy

[–]suspiciously_calm -3 points-2 points ago

MY GOD is this TRITE -.-

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[–]LastNameHazard -1 points0 points ago

Le inc(ent)ption AMIRITE GAIS

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[–]aidiot 2 points3 points ago

DON'T CLICK THIS LINK

[–]AirYeezyy 1 point2 points ago

TOO LATE, I CAN'T STOP NOW I'M IN TOO DEEP