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[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 25 points26 points ago

Kind of looks like Gary Busey.

[–]DingDongSeven 36 points37 points ago

[–]TheOldeUltraViolence 5 points6 points ago

HEY GARY BUSEY! HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY?

[–]xLuMisx 54 points55 points ago

It looks so... Human...

[–]madnickhahaha 18 points19 points ago

And so legitimately scared...

[–]morsecoderain 8 points9 points ago

And its feet look like hands.

[–]scattyckot 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting the original photo in the comments...

[–]gugulo -3 points-2 points ago

nope... it's us that look like apes some times.

[–]another-social-freak 1 point2 points ago

well that's exactly what we are, just unbalanced/overpowered apes

[–]accdodson 6 points7 points ago

aren't we the underpowered ones? I've heard that apes have something like 4 times the strength of the average human.

[–]sharkfisher 0 points1 point ago

I think he means overpowered as in our mental capabilities. Just a guess though.

[–]another-social-freak 1 point2 points ago

we have guns and toilets

[–]kriegler 0 points1 point ago

My room mate, the philosophy major, can dead lift the equivalent of a fully grown male gorilla.

[–]accdodson 0 points1 point ago

That's damn impressive. He's probably 4 times stronger than the average human

[–]Wuped -1 points0 points ago

More like 20x stronger which is why it's lies. A chimpanzee is 4 times stronger then your average human.

[–]kriegler 0 points1 point ago

He's only an amateur body builder so he's pretty happy with lifting about 210kgs (462.971lbs according to google), but the guys he works out with are enormous and can deadlift much more.

But besides physical strength, we're overpowered in that we have the capability to globally eradicate whole species and to bring about the terror of a nuclear winter, among other things. We have a disproportionate influence on our environment.

[–]Wuped -1 points0 points ago

What? I somehow doubt that, a full grown silverback gorilla could probably deadlift almost 2000 pounds but no one is exactly sure.

[–]Wuped -1 points0 points ago

We are not talking about how much they weigh we are talking about how much they can lift. Gorilla muscle is much stronger then human muscle.

[–]dblmjr_loser 1 point2 points ago

We're the well balanced ones goddamit! TWO LEGS!!

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[–]casualsocks 1 point2 points ago

SPAM

[–]Littlebark1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Jestrik 21 points22 points ago

[–]urbangeneticist 2 points3 points ago

Therrrrre it is.

[–]calicojones 14 points15 points ago

..take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty human.

[–]mamacheetah22 5 points6 points ago

There's so much legitimate fear in the eyes.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 7 points8 points ago

No, if it's legitimate the body has ways of shutting that down.

[–]Ninjajock 0 points1 point ago

He kinda looks startled, perhaps he tripped and started to fall backwards?

[–]WrethZ 1 point2 points ago

The mouth is what orangutangs do to show happiness, it's their ''smile''

[–]eclaired89 2 points3 points ago

Kind of looks like Willem Dafoe o.0

[–]RATwashingM 0 points1 point ago

Stop...touching that monkey...

[–]ubomw 3 points4 points ago

[–]xORioN63 4 points5 points ago

|Years later...

FTFY

[–]talitus 1 point2 points ago

Haha they hired 35 mercs to save her. Pretty awesome if you ask me.

[–]pureviper 1 point2 points ago

ugh i can't read that story. so fucked up

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

orangutan sex slave

ಠ_ಠ

[–]dattandai 0 points1 point ago

My precious...

[–]Cannoli12 -1 points0 points ago

It seems to be a male.

[–]cardoor12 0 points1 point ago

His head looks like its as big as his body

[–]illnevertail 0 points1 point ago

Benjermin Button

[–]KayakNinja 0 points1 point ago

That guy probably has cold fingers.

[–]ApeBabe138 0 points1 point ago

http://lurer.com/?p=44140&l=en

SAY NO TO PALM OIL!

[–]noremac13 0 points1 point ago

Aw look at his cute little Tic-tac.

[–]tcbasket22 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Stuart from Mad TV!

[–]ISTHISGOOD 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!

[–]PopWhatMagnitude 0 points1 point ago

No Touching!

[–]whstigersoccer 0 points1 point ago

My name is Dr. Rick Marshall

[–]manbearpig1204 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell does this make me think of a skulltula

[–]koom 1 point2 points ago

No Touching! No Touching!

[–]tiredofthehate 0 points1 point ago

I NEED AN ADULT!!

[–]ncvane 0 points1 point ago

I need an adult!

[–]4Geist 1 point2 points ago

[–]WrethZ -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure that is a happy face for orangutangs.

A grin with teeth is a show of fear or anger, whilst an open mouth with little or no teeth showing is happiness.

[–]Sambospudz 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to put Cage's face on this

[–]shartwagon 1 point2 points ago

Now this would be the perfect opportunity for a Nicholas Cage photomanip.

[–]spbcnt 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Harry from Harry and The Hendersons!!

[–]AllwaysConfused 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was Beavis and Butthead - "Cut it out, butthole."

[–]STretchJOhansen 0 points1 point ago

Youre not my supervisor!

[–]akageoffrey 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought the person reaching out was Captain Jack Sparrow . . .

[–]EltaninAntenna 1 point2 points ago

Is that what they call a spider monkey? It's quite easy to imagine it with eight legs.

[–]mouse212001 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I want to see Nicolas Cages face on there.

[–]koerbchen -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, don't touch me, and no touching of the dog either.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 0 points1 point ago

what the FUCK did i just download?

[–]CheekyChinnle 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who see's Adam Savage?

[–]SpiritF 0 points1 point ago

Can someone photoshop Nicholas Cage onto the monkey?

[–]TheGreggors 0 points1 point ago

But does it come in a more Nicolas Cage-esque color?

[–]mrpineapplehouse 0 points1 point ago

[–]notcleverchris 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's about to go.... APE SHIT!!

[–]Cojax 0 points1 point ago

Don Cheadle?

[–]cuntluva 0 points1 point ago

i would totally up vote if it wasn't for the fucked up story behind this picture

[–]rdr05300 0 points1 point ago

Which is what?

[–]fehaar 0 points1 point ago

And there was a firefight!

[–]ortman2r 0 points1 point ago

Funniest thing I have seen on the internet today

[–]Phoenixdown2621 0 points1 point ago

Monkeys/apes/chimps all look like creepy malformed half-humans to me. I don't understand how people think they're cute.

[–]xDxP 1 point2 points ago

Uncanny Valley of chimps

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

[–]Derping_Around 1 point2 points ago

Needs more Nick Cage.

[–]habadacas 1 point2 points ago

I read that in Brak's voice

[–]patriotminerva 0 points1 point ago

Just got fired because monkey penis. NSFW

[–]Cloudspass9001 0 points1 point ago

DON'T TOUCH ME, IM STERILE!

[–]Hawkonthehill 0 points1 point ago

[–]tjsurf246 0 points1 point ago

[–]99drumdude 0 points1 point ago

meanwhile in africa....

[–]CockSlapsBitches -4 points-3 points ago

Or: "AYYYYYYYEEEE MAH NIGGAAA!"

[–]narfpoit 4 points5 points ago

or: "Rape! RRRAAAAPPPPEEEE!!!!!"

[–]quaterindie 0 points1 point ago

or: "Bad touch! Bad touch!"