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[–]Dirtymax918 290 points291 points ago

"Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF"

[–]Sovereign1 186 points187 points ago

Death by Snu Snu

[–]vaginalmuck 20 points21 points ago

Kevin you're such a disease.

[–]Bubbadog12 29 points30 points ago

I made my family disappear

[–]retskcirt1 23 points24 points ago

Dat clitdick.

[–]24cal 7 points8 points ago

Thank you for this comment

[–]IndooTime 44 points45 points ago

[–]stormtrooper775 28 points29 points ago

At least that had tits. This thing has... masses of some type of flesh.

[–]SavoiaMax 16 points17 points ago

and extra hands, don't forget the extra hands, you'll never know what she can do with extra hands..

[–]ChainsawPlankton 11 points12 points ago

if I had to guess I'd say flesh stretched over bags of silicone.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Sad little chest bags.

[–]DukeSpraynard 3 points4 points ago

That's not flesh.

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

I'd do Sheeva. She could hold herself up, play with herself, AND rub your balls all at the same time.

[–]elgiorgie 102 points103 points ago

She looks like the final boss from Contra.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

she reminds me of goro. if you look away it kind of even seems like she has an extra set of arms.

[–]worker_parasite 173 points174 points ago

I am mesmerized by her boobs. What in the hell is going on there? Those can't be real. Why wouldnt the surgeon put then up where they belong?

[–]daats_end 228 points229 points ago

They really do look like someone just sort of stapled them on there and said, "That'll do." Then again, the nether bits look just as slapped on...

[–]Garrett-R 58 points59 points ago

stapled on

/r/boltedontits

[–]greenyellowbird 24 points25 points ago

Are you serious?

There are just some subreddits that are weirdly specific

Edit: wait...those are just fake hand candy. No oddities like the original post.

[–]Garrett-R 3 points4 points ago

weirdly specific

/r/bowloflemons

Yep

[–]greenyellowbird 4 points5 points ago

Amazing, internet is a global communication network able to give access to more information than we would ever know what to do with....

And we waste time looking at bowls of fruit.

With that said, I'm subscribed.

[–]misterfanwank 2 points3 points ago

This gives new meaning to "Self Sealing Stem Bolts."

[–]po_ta_to 2 points3 points ago

What does the name on this subreddit mean?

[–]The_Weary_Pilgrim 36 points37 points ago

bolted on tits?

[–]byronite 30 points31 points ago

They like lady boobs attached to man boobs. There's a great metaphor out there somewhere...

[–]noddegamra 12 points13 points ago

Last minute additions.

[–]IHateNicolasCage 47 points48 points ago

I think for her to have any boobs with 2-5% fat they would probably have to be fake

[–]DOCTOR_MIRIN_GAINZ 14 points15 points ago

I think for her to have any boobs with 2-5% fat

Women can not survive at those bodyfat% (they have more internal fat and as such require slightly higher bf% to survive). Men can only live for a short amount of time at 3% bf, partially because reaching such a low bf% requires dehydration. The woman in that picture has about 15% bf (a man at 15% bf would look much fatter though), for comparison, this guy is at 4%~ bf.

You can read about this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_M%C3%BCnzer He was known for extremely low bf%, it was the cause of his death.

the more you know~

[–]dfn85 39 points40 points ago

The problem is she likely got them before getting to this extreme point. And with no fat left, it looks horrible.

[–]narfpoit 8 points9 points ago

You mean you wouldn't put implants on your rippling pecks? All the Schwarzenegger wannabees are doing it.

[–]RDandersen 46 points47 points ago

[–]narfpoit 30 points31 points ago

is...is that a guy with a beer belly...and peck ab implants?

[–]RDandersen 12 points13 points ago

I'm afraid it is, yes. He was on UK Celebrity Big Brother, but that's about all I know. I think he's a radio personality.

[–]narfpoit 25 points26 points ago

he's got the right body for the radio

[–]Punkergirl14 14 points15 points ago

He's a paparazzo and a celebrity journalist called Darryn Lyons aka Mr. Paparazzi, and is also a complete cunt: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darryn_Lyons

[–]BenCelotil 13 points14 points ago

... and is also a complete cunt...

I think that's pretty much implied by the fact that the guy got abdominal implants over a beer belly.

That kind of fucked up self-image is just... my mind boggles. I'd probably want to glass the guy five minutes after meeting him.

[–]Abedeus 10 points11 points ago

He looks like a turtle.

[–]Satafly 5 points6 points ago

I am suddenly really sad to be Australian.

[–]Aschebescher 25 points26 points ago

[–]Face_Like_An_Onion 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin Baine Gabbert.

[–]ladykramer 8 points9 points ago

lol @ any doubt whatsoever that those are fake boobs.

[–]Scherzkeks 3 points4 points ago

where the eagles cry

[–]juicius 1 point2 points ago

She probably had it done years before her ... transformation.

[–]jooes 3 points4 points ago

They're fake, obviously. These kind of extreme body builders don't really have boobs, because boobs are pretty much all fat anyway. So if you were to see them naked from the waist up, there wouldn't really be that much of a difference between them and a man. (Wouldn't be much of a difference from the waist down either, with those 6 inch "clit-dicks"...)

So, at a lot of those competitions, most of the female body builders will get fake tits. Just so they actually have tits so they look normal while wearing their bikinis or whatever... Except fake tits on a body like that always looks totally fucking dumb.

[–]G182 412 points413 points ago

  1. Go to 4chan
  2. Copy the first image link you see
  3. Submit to /r/WTF
  4. ??????
  5. Profit!

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 46 points47 points ago

You can pretty much take out the ???? And replace profit with karma.

[–]LibraryRulesRule 40 points41 points ago

No, the ???? is getting karma. You then profit from having all that karma.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 18 points19 points ago

We can turn in karma for money now? Where do I get in line?

[–]CarolusMagnus 13 points14 points ago

MS, the DoD and various US political parties allegedly pay decently for well-karma'd astroturf accounts...

[–]mattc286 3 points4 points ago

That's why it's ??????

[–]asshatnowhere 3 points4 points ago

if thats what it takes to bring wtf back then I am ok with it.

[–]TacoZav 24 points25 points ago

Some men just can't handle the sight of a strong Nord woman

[–]Blkhrtcnfssn 16 points17 points ago

Auntie Smash

[–]callux 78 points79 points ago

Doesnt matter... had sex

[–]XxGirxX 43 points44 points ago

Does getting bench pressed and then having your dick snapped off count as having sex?

[–]tehfishman 149 points150 points ago

To each their own. Personally I'd like to keep my dock so I have somewhere to put my boats.

[–]HighLandur 22 points23 points ago

Username relevancy to the max.

[–]Garrett-R 5 points6 points ago

You must've missed the amazing Blue_no_Yellow incident the other day, then.

[–]Varriable 5 points6 points ago

Sighh.....lets have the link shall we...

[–]SpacificNocean 3 points4 points ago

[–]ellipses1 2 points3 points ago

Come here and suck my dock, boy

[–]ArgonGryphon 53 points54 points ago

Imgur Mirror for when the thread 404's.

Or do 4chan threads just not 404 any more? This is the second picture from there I've seen on here tonight.

[–]oananbr 18 points19 points ago

Yes they do. It's just that people still don't know how to internet.

[–]ArgonGryphon 4 points5 points ago

I know, there's always those dipshits who hotlink instead of rehosting, but still, this has been up for six hours! And from /b/! The other post I saw directly from 4chan was still up and it was even older than this one. Thus my questioning if shit even 404s any more.

[–]bo87 4 points5 points ago

there's always those dipshits who hotlink instead of rehosting

there's always those dipshits who rehosts instead of hotlinking.

No one wins on reddit.

[–]asshatnowhere 6 points7 points ago

fuck. why did I click this a second time!?

[–]s-mores 2 points3 points ago

Just wondered the same thing, it's been hours and this hasn't gone away.

[–]Gekkoisgek 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, it's still here.

[–]itaremeelar 37 points38 points ago

I swear to god, this NEEDS a Nicolas Cage face on it.

[–]atypicalgamergirl 168 points169 points ago

[–]1Avion1 18 points19 points ago

Please, pretty please, submit that to one true god. It has to be done.

[–]atypicalgamergirl 8 points9 points ago

I don't mind if you or someone else submit its. I always fuck up when trying to post something. I did subscribe, however and would be happy to oblige OTG photo ops.

[–]gringreazy 18 points19 points ago

Dude that vagina looks like it would bite you.

[–]bitza 34 points35 points ago

A little "weenus flytrap"

[–]Lcar210 28 points29 points ago

Dammit you guys, you make me fap to the weirdest things.

[–]404-shame-not-found 12 points13 points ago

ohh, ↑↑↑ You have no idea.

[–]gugulo 1 point2 points ago

relevant name^

[–]XxGirxX 17 points18 points ago

If you fap to shit on WTF you can't blame us, it's you who has a problem.

[–]memorulez 8 points9 points ago

Not sure if photoshop or lots of steroids...

[–]feastybone 5 points6 points ago

it's Alice from Superjail in real life?

[–]Varriable 22 points23 points ago

[–]TalonX1982 3 points4 points ago

Aaaaand.....I'm aroused again.

[–]goaliebw 4 points5 points ago

I think they are fake...

[–]FAP_BOT 4 points5 points ago

And it just fell off. I literally just lost my penis.

[–]thisispannkaka 6 points7 points ago

Would bang.

[–]h2sbacteria 5 points6 points ago

Her vagina would CRUSH your penis!

[–]EnderofDragon 2 points3 points ago

[–]Evokerofsorts 2 points3 points ago

My penis is confused.

[–]Bro_Hawkins 3 points4 points ago

Would, just to say that I did.

[–]bitza 4 points5 points ago

I'd fuck the shit out of her.....or the other way around

[–]Bozlogic 5 points6 points ago

1/10, would fuck.

[–]jimmi114 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of Jason Ellis telling his story about pitty fucking Chyna the wrestler chick. Oh Ellismate

[–]xvsero 2 points3 points ago

Have you never seen naked muscle women?

[–]Lunknasty 0 points1 point ago

Sher would flex and pinch your dick off

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 2 points3 points ago

Even her fucking pussy lips are toned..... Wtf? She could snap your dick off easily.

[–]lineocar 2 points3 points ago

her boobs remind me of curling stones.

[–]CaptainPower 2 points3 points ago

Kind of hot in a weird way.

[–]UncleGooch 1 point2 points ago

You think giving her a hug is bad? I'm married to that thing.

[–]plisterinbenis 0 points1 point ago

well fuck.

[–]freddy4940 2 points3 points ago

This isn't even my final form...

[–]mattdangerously 1 point2 points ago

Well, looks like I know what my next nightmare is going to be about.

[–]Funkenwagnels 4 points5 points ago

I like a woman who's in shape, but she has gone way way too far.

[–]paralacausa 32 points33 points ago

She's in shape, albeit in the shape of a man

[–]slightlyturnedoff 6 points7 points ago

So...why do you think people/she cares about what your penis likes? People who build like that aren't doing it because they think someone else finds it hot. They do it because they want to.

[–]DevelopingDevelopmen 2 points3 points ago

That is the scariest vagina I have ever seen.

[–]Big-Ern 4 points5 points ago

Wait, your saying you wouldn't get down. She might be fun.

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

In her defense, buff women don't always look like that. After a workout and some pumping up, they're all hard edged and defined like that, then they go back to being properly squishy looking after awhile.

[–]Sandvicheater 0 points1 point ago

Well for one thing, this is your aunt. I don't think anybody here stuck their dick inside their own aunt. Another is her vaginal muscles alone could snap off your dick.

[–]greasyfart 1 point2 points ago

You guys are too picky! I'd hit the fuck out of that!

[–]HostileIguana 1 point2 points ago

I saw this pic when I was browsing /b/ earlier today. It was the OP in a "weird, fucked up wtf am I looking at" thread. None of it really phased me :/

[–]zombiezelda 0 points1 point ago

Is it real? :[

[–]majorbro -1 points0 points ago

HES CLEARLY TROLLIN! ;)

[–]Wayfarer21 0 points1 point ago

wow. there really is a genre for everything to fap to

[–]gidgetsflow 0 points1 point ago

George...I'm scared George...

[–]MeaninglessDebateMan -1 points0 points ago

[–]bradargent 1 point2 points ago

Took me a second to really LOL at the 'your Uncle's gone..'

[–]xxCLJ 0 points1 point ago

The make up is not making you look feminine.

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 0 points1 point ago

I have to ask, but why bother with implants at that point? I mean, they must look weird, even during her down time.

[–]atomatoisagoddamnveg 0 points1 point ago

This is some good wtf.

[–]spartann17 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right.... Annnnddd it's gone.

[–]thezombiephoenix 0 points1 point ago

I think I seen a balloon animal that looked like this once.

[–]Laancer 0 points1 point ago

i stared at that way to long...

[–]Clit_Commander 0 points1 point ago

somebody post this to r/hardbodies :D

[–]i_lick_homeless 0 points1 point ago

[–]ruta_skadi 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]Mista_F 0 points1 point ago

Death by snu-snu!

[–]not_the_droids 1 point2 points ago

[–]krzlmrps 0 points1 point ago

Just put on Chef's Pleasure Bag (XXL) over her upper body and I'd still hit that!

[–]realdrizzy13 0 points1 point ago

Painful to look at.

[–]Alablamo 1 point2 points ago

It's call a vagenis.

[–]xKismetx 0 points1 point ago

Spiderman thread?

[–]Kroz_McD 1 point2 points ago

I bet there's a pearl in that clam.

[–]playaplayadog 1 point2 points ago

Her pussy looks like the fly trap in the pipes on Mario bros games.

[–]Accipehoc 1 point2 points ago

Heh, hotlinked from 4chan, you can expect that to be gone in a couple of hours.

[–]pragmatao 1 point2 points ago

I'm like... Would I? No... No? Maybe... NO! NO! Well.... yea.. NO!

[–]vrosej10 0 points1 point ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire! =(

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

I'm ugly, but I have standarts too.

[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point ago

My eyes are now bleeding. Thanks.

[–]Dr_Caveman 1 point2 points ago

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[–]Limpstiffy 1 point2 points ago

9/10 would bang

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 0 points1 point ago

I'll be back... not.

[–]thecoral6 -1 points0 points ago

Threw up and shit myself at the same time....and I'm female.

[–]dholmes51300 1 point2 points ago

I'd let her break me.

[–]mrsmokealotapot 1 point2 points ago

[–]syllabic 1 point2 points ago

I enjoyed taking absurd amounts of testosterone, so I figured I'd probably enjoy taking estrogen too!

[–]lVlallan 0 points1 point ago

Looks shopped

[–]macdavisishere 0 points1 point ago

my penis disappeared

[–]im_a_little_bitter -1 points0 points ago

...this is horrifying.

[–]suddenlyappear 0 points1 point ago

4chan....not even surprised...

[–]fishyguy13 -1 points0 points ago

God that's terri..... Fap fap fap

[–]rensch 0 points1 point ago

This will haunt my dreams tonight.

[–]ptowner7711 -1 points0 points ago

"Uh... I.. I dunno Auntie... I have t-to go to wo-"

"I SAID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[–]3rd_degree_burn 0 points1 point ago

I just sighed uncomfortably. Why does this exist :(

[–]Elasticpuffin 0 points1 point ago

She put the fear of god in my boner.

[–]Droidiq 0 points1 point ago

I hope it is Photoshopped.

[–]WestsideStorybro[!] 1 point2 points ago

That is the face you make when you are forcing yourself to immediately grow a penis.

[–]PaulKelly1234 0 points1 point ago

I bet s/he gives the best vagina-jobs.

[–]Dannygz 0 points1 point ago

Even the vagina is flexing....

[–]Possumbat 0 points1 point ago

Oh god why the fuck did I open this shit

[–]mtbr311 0 points1 point ago

It moved.

[–]naqutramas 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply link directly to 4chan.

Here's a mirror when it goes dead:

http://imgur.com/d32c4

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago

When she starts regaining fat, will any of it be distributed behind those things?

[–]RogueBanana1234 -1 points0 points ago

How do boobs exist in a mans body? And a vagina?!

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 0 points1 point ago

MY EYES..I saw wtf but..but..but

[–]Zombiep 0 points1 point ago

My dick won't be out for awhile.

[–]spatz2011 1 point2 points ago

Didn't we just have a whole thread over not mocking people because of the way they look?

[–]DAEWOO_LANOS 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit it.

[–]mimus09 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how that dried up pus feels.

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of what Sam Rockwell said in Galaxy Quest (when his comrade is makin' out with the alien)... "Oohhh, that's not right!"

[–]Blargame 0 points1 point ago

If I want to see 4chan posts I'll go to 4chan, this is reddit.

[–]BigfootsAsshole 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she got some SERIOUS breast cancer.

[–]knight4646 0 points1 point ago

Her boobs have like 2 different sections to them

[–]phcyco101 0 points1 point ago

Im scare-oused

[–]hulett25 0 points1 point ago

She will break yo dick off.

[–]Activist4America 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[–]Perfected 0 points1 point ago

I just got the weirdest boner.

[–]pianoguy4711 0 points1 point ago

Testosterone's a helluva drug!

[–]mapaquier 0 points1 point ago

[–]morphotik 1 point2 points ago

Goro

[–]pooterpon -1 points0 points ago

This is fucking awful. You people are now browsing this site only to repost shit on here for karma points. That's actually pretty pathetic on so many levels. Maybe I should give you the full definition of 'pathetic' so you can see yourself in the mirror, because that's just plain awful.

[–]pwnerofnoob 0 points1 point ago

gotta love females on testosterone....lots and lots of testosterone!

[–]shiv4m 0 points1 point ago

Look at those tits...looks like you can just twist them right off.

[–]Trancos 0 points1 point ago

I... I'm sorry. I- I just can't upvote this...

Oh god

[–]Castigar2000 -1 points0 points ago

Tits and pecs really don't belong in the same place, do they?

[–]Spazayd 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure how I didn't think this is was female body builders would look like. I figured everything would be natural looking with more muscle... boy was I wrong.

[–]wudzawoo 0 points1 point ago

would bang

[–]supnul 0 points1 point ago

Titties your drunk.. Go home.

[–]ChuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

[–]R3dDawg 0 points1 point ago

"only if you tell me your gym secret aunty"

[–]icehouse83 0 points1 point ago

I would

[–]AlexRock 0 points1 point ago

even her vagina is jacked

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

why are her boobs just an attachment of her pecks jesus.

[–]Jereeeeemy 0 points1 point ago

Her tits look like they aren't even attached, they just look... awkward

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

I wonder which Physiological disorder causes these people to pursue changing their bodies into this.