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[–]Abnmlguru 11 points12 points ago

What about Muslim Tea Party Socialist Immigrant Gun Owning Gay Spiders??

[–]johndeer89 2 points3 points ago

Pictures or they don't exist.

[–]The_Mosephus 6 points7 points ago

dont ask for it man..... rule 34....

[–]johndeer89 5 points6 points ago

I respectfully withdraw my request..... rule 34.....

[–]Abnmlguru 0 points1 point ago

Probably better for all concerned

[–]Mjolnirium 0 points1 point ago

I'm afraid to look, is there a rule 34 for spiders? Not as specific as the aforementioned ones, but just spiders?

[–]JordyMOOcow 0 points1 point ago

[–]gingerbreadmanPK 3 points4 points ago

FINALLY SOMEONE USES AN ORIGINAL TITLE! FINALLY.

[–]cheezbergur 5 points6 points ago

He's been getting it right for years

[–]BassicallyJake 0 points1 point ago

I think the fear of spiders is the common ground the human race needs to achieve world peace. Let's put our differences aside and focus on the real threat here.

[–]uk2knerf 0 points1 point ago

I refuse to be afraid of something that I can destroy with no effort.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

You can destroy a spider. No matter how many I kill, torture, or harass, they just keep coming back.

[–]Scarmanz -3 points-2 points ago

Touchè