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Looking at all the comments in r/gonewild... even as an Atheist (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Heretical_Fool 358 points359 points ago

CAN YOU POST A PICTURE THAT HAS BOTH YOUR ASSHOLE AND YOUR FEET IN IT?

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[–]Dvdrummer360 170 points171 points ago

That is glorious.

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[–]Dvdrummer360 58 points59 points ago

Both.

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[–]thesquataholic 18 points19 points ago

Come on man,NSFW

[–]Dvdrummer360 4 points5 points ago

OMG YES MORE PLZ IM GONNA CUM

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    [–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

    Yes

    [–]isworeiwouldntjoin 34 points35 points ago

    Suck it, gender police

    [–]Not_Carl 24 points25 points ago

    I think that the sucking issue was already resolved.

    [–]circularjerking 17 points18 points ago

    aww, you made climberboy go away...

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

    The one in the pic had a capital c but that one's gone too.

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

    Oh God. This made my day. Well that's all folks, I found the funniest thing on Reddit today.

    [–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 8 points9 points ago

    You'll be back

    [–]DeathToPennies 7 points8 points ago

    I'm saving this picture purely because it's the most amazing example of the shit you see on /r/gonewild that has ever existed, ever.

    [–]cosmicomet03 2 points3 points ago

    I am gonna pee my pants. At least he admitted he's a tard.

    [–]my_toilet_is_haunted 1 point2 points ago

    First... lol! Second... I want to suck your sense of humor. ;)

    [–]Sedentes 1 point2 points ago

    I have to say that is a rather nice nipple, great hair pattern, good coloration, cute freckle underneath.

    9/10 would fap again.

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    [–]Sedentes 6 points7 points ago

    FTFY:

    but it is part of the sexy heat rash I had.

    [–]RobLives4Love 1 point2 points ago

    Its a beautiful nipple

    [–]Meowkit 0 points1 point ago

    Ahaha I can't breath. Good job.

    [–]Dracomantis 122 points123 points ago

    Hey man, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? Lay off the lady, she wouldn't do such a thing!!!

    /private message: Hey, Did you see how I told that guy to shut up?? How about a close up of your spread cunt with a toy solider in it?

    [–]codemunkeh 56 points57 points ago

    Eww, no.

    posts it on thread for karma

    [–]Vault-tecPR 11 points12 points ago

    Totally disgusting.

    Can't believe that anyone would say that.

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    fap...fap...fap...fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfapfap

    [–]sturmeh 9 points10 points ago

    Thataway fellas -> /r/circlejerk

    [–]Bewbtube 6 points7 points ago

    O man, I wish I could run up on you all naked like that, and just fucking tackle you, and fuck the shit out of you right there on the grass

    [–]AhhBisto 76 points77 points ago

    I use to post about the furniture i'd see in photos on gonewild.

    Complimenting a wardrobe annoyed those people more than it should.

    [–]SleepingOnMoonshine 23 points24 points ago

    This is my new favorite pasttime.

    [–]ziplokk 11 points12 points ago

    New pasttime.

    That's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

    [–]SleepingOnMoonshine 6 points7 points ago

    Then you've probably never heard one.

    [–]ziplokk -2 points-1 points ago

    Huh?

    It is an oxymoron. Like "student teacher".

    [–]Sabatorius 6 points7 points ago

    Or it would be, if it meant "past time". Which it does not (Pastime).

    [–]getoutofheretaffer 1 point2 points ago

    They mean pastime. It's like a hobby.

    [–]SleepingOnMoonshine 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah but a passtime isn't something done in the past, it's something you use to pass time. And new ones can be invented without a break in logic

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      [–]TheFluxIsThis 6 points7 points ago

      I browse /r/gonewild from time to time for the lulz and the bewbz, and I've discovered something very interesting about regular users: No amount of tits, ass, or vag can distract them from a messy bedroom or dirty mirror.

      [–]Tronaxious 2 points3 points ago

      That is genius.

      [–]Saint-Peer -1 points0 points ago

      Earliest I've seen where users actively ignore the women

      [–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

      I would buy your next beer for this alone. You, internet stranger, are a genius of the highest order.

      [–]Oncocerca 0 points1 point ago

      You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

      [–]Crossfox17 90 points91 points ago

      It is cringe city. I can't read the comments. It's pathetic.

      [–]Mikulak25 65 points66 points ago

      It's always a 50/50 split between desperate dudes trying to pick up internet chicks (though, to be fair, most of the titles are "How would you (f)uck me?") and white knights trying to prove they're good guys to internet chicks.

      [–]boltcutter 139 points140 points ago

      "I WOULD TOTALLY BEEFSTICK THAT ASSHOLE, BUT CAN WE SEE A LITTLE MORE ASSHOLE NEXT TIME?"

      "DUDE HAVE A LITTLE CLASS. SHE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO POST PICTURES OF HER ASSHOLE FOR US."

      [–]littlemonky 24 points25 points ago

      DAT BEEFSTICK

      [–]thesacred 19 points20 points ago

      Haha, it's all of r/gonewild in one comment. You have captured the essence.

      [–]PrmnntThrwwy 16 points17 points ago

      Lol one of my favorites that I read was something like "Man you are so hot. I would love to take you out to dinner, have civil conversation over a glass of wine, and then take you home at 10pm with a kiss on the cheek."

      The girl is then like, uhhh thanks...

      Then the guy is like "It's a nice change of pace, isn't it? ;) ;) ;)"

      Not verbatim but that's the gist of it.

      [–]DangerousIdeas 3 points4 points ago

      Don't in text smileys make everything so much more...comfortable :) ;) ;P :C >:)

      [–]PrmnntThrwwy 0 points1 point ago

      It's cool it's just coffee ;)

      [–]Mikulak25 -1 points0 points ago

      That sounds like the guy either meant it and was white knightin' all over that thread or was trying to be funny and doing a variation of something like "Man, I'd marry you so hard."

      [–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

      I don't know, I don't think that's true at all. I think we're all just circlejerking in this thread.

      It's mostly people complimenting girls or saying dirty things to them, and that response (even if it is creepy) flatters the girls and gets them to post more pictures.

      All's I'm saying is why hate on an ecosystem that provides me free amateur pornography?

      [–]zublits 22 points23 points ago

      All's I'm saying is why hate on an ecosystem that provides me free amateur pornography?

      I think this cannot be overstated.

      [–]frymaster 7 points8 points ago

      The average comment in gonewild is a shitload more respectful than the average comment fully clothed female redditors get on the rest of the site :/

      [–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

      So uh, what would be an example of a comment that was neither of those?

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      [–]zublits 8 points9 points ago

      I think the ones who point out every little flaw are worse.

      [–]obliterationn 1 point2 points ago

      Why read the comments at all? Use RES and go only for the porn

      [–]Feedback_Loop 8 points9 points ago

      Reading gonewild comments is an instant boner killer.

      [–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

      ...I was unaware that people who had the intent of maintaining an erection bothered with the comments section.

      [–]Saint-Peer 1 point2 points ago

      Gonewild is pretty cool. Just checked it, comments that ended in "haha" made me cringe so much.

      Like flirting with a girl over the phone, both of you saying haha, except this time this awkward haha is between strangers.

      [–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

      A lot of them end in ;) or :) which is even creepier. They will say something like "Damn girl you are a huge slut, but in the best way possible ;)".

      [–]lethargicwalrus 105 points106 points ago

      I don't know why, but this makes me laugh every single time.

      [–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 60 points61 points ago

      It's because you cannot read it without hearing her voice.

      [–]Intolorent_Redneck 77 points78 points ago

      I have never heard this lady ,yet I still hear the voice. Jesus be praised.

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      [–]cptncrnch 21 points22 points ago

      That's nice.. but ya'll muthafuckas need Jesus.

      [–]t_hab 2 points3 points ago

      This is the same voice I read it in!!!

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

      her husband

      [–]SpaceCadetReporting 0 points1 point ago

      She's the best reply pic I've seen.

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        [–]bvanman 69 points70 points ago

        I got banned from r/gonewild for saying morbidly obese men with donuts in front of their nipples are disgusting. I stand by my comment.

        [–]iLama 21 points22 points ago

        Yeah but the picture was o[f] a woman not a [m]an

        [–]Ian1732 10 points11 points ago

        ...and there weren't even any donuts in the picture! Or nipples!

        [–]Reesch 3 points4 points ago

        I want a refund!

        [–]TheFluxIsThis 7 points8 points ago

        I...remember that picture. I thought it was more amusing than disgusting.

        Also, like most subreddits with no downvote option by default, GW doesn't take kindly to negative comments...like...at all. Seriously, I once saw a MASSIVE comment thread get massacre'd and deleted stemming from a rant by a (allegedly) overweight guy telling this girl who posted a picture of herself (asking if she was "heavy." The usual compliment-baiting type of title) about how fucking stupid it was that she would consider herself overweight in any way shape or form.

        It was brutal. There were no survivors in that great sea of greytext.

        [–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

        The very idea of /r/gonewild drama is amusing.

        SO amusing.

        [–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

        Like I said, mods have an itchy trigger finger, so if it DOES occur, you almost never get to see it.

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        relevant

        [–]MrIslander 56 points57 points ago

        My atheist friend says this all the time. He also says things that - in his words - "even atheists would send him to hell for." as a Christian, I find that hilarious.

        [–]C_K_B 26 points27 points ago

        As a fellow Christian I would like to be friends with this very humorous atheist.

        [–]Staple_Overlord 0 points1 point ago

        I would like to be friends with a humorous anybody...

        Cue the violin please

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            [–]Calcified 38 points39 points ago

            Those pictures never do it for me, I think i've just seen too much porn. Like how you can't fap to playboy anymore, because of internet porn.

            [–]Mokka66 21 points22 points ago

            -Randy Marsh

            Credit your source man!

            [–]TheFluxIsThis 8 points9 points ago

            I think amateur pictures are a good warmup before finding some videos to fap to. It makes me feel like I have a progression scale because the more I browse GW, the closer I am to having seen all the tits that ever were.

            [–]kralrick 1 point2 points ago

            Hold off for a week or two and see what happens.

            [–]ItsFriedRice -1 points0 points ago

            You ask the impossible sir.

            [–]kralrick 2 points3 points ago

            Give it several days then. You'll be pleased with the results and your penis will thank you.

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            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

            If you can't stop fapping even for several days, you may have severe emotional problems.

            [–]Staple_Overlord -1 points0 points ago

            Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true. About 40% of men fap daily. Its only bad when it starts to infringe on your life style, or if you go blind (jk), that's what I tell myself anyways.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

            About 40% of men fap daily.

            Fapping every day != having to fap everyday.

            [–]Staple_Overlord 0 points1 point ago

            Well, by the time you fap every day for (let's say) 1 month, it becomes more cumpulsion (see what I did there) than pleasure, which makes a habit. But yeah, I think it's a bit unhealthy to 'have' to fap everyday. I like to make strides to go a 3-5 days.

            [–]N3Y 1 point2 points ago

            I may have a severe problem if these are true.

            [–]Chronophasia 0 points1 point ago

            Being on vacation at my grandparent's house with the rest of my family for almost 2 weeks, I can attest to this.

            [–]Kalium 37 points38 points ago

            What do you expect when you go to the place where horribly insecure women in search of a quick fix go to get validation and be lavishly praised by desperate and lonely men they wouldn't give the time of day to in person?

            It's an emotional hellhole all the way down. But hey, boobs!

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            [–]Kalium 2 points3 points ago

            Yeah, some of them are clearly revenge posts. Others seem to be women seeking validation that they are, in fact, sexy, pretty, whatever word you want here. Sometimes they just seem to want attention, and showing tits is a quick way to get gushing adoration from people.

            [–]RampagingDragon 6 points7 points ago

            But hey, the insides of assholes and vaginas!

            FTFY

            [–]Lots42 -5 points-4 points ago

            Wow. The butthurt is strong with you.

            [–]gabrar 21 points22 points ago

            The modern day version of "I only get that magazine to read the articles"

            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

            quick question...why are you even in the comments?

            [–]samissleman17[S] 81 points82 points ago

            sometimes the OP provides additional pictures.

            [–]CarcosianAuthor 82 points83 points ago

            "Ugh all you other guys are so creepy...I'm just here for more gaping butts from OP...not a weirdo like you guys."

            [–]Irongrip 15 points16 points ago

            Yep, nothing wrong with MORE gaping butts :p

            [–]Splitshadow 5 points6 points ago

            The additive creepiness of gaping butthole pics has diminishing returns.

            [–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 12 points13 points ago

            I will say that there's a difference between enjoying sexual pictures posted online and saying really nasty things to a stranger about what you'd do to her.

            [–]Alaira314 6 points7 points ago

            Right, that's the line right there. Appreciating what somebody has posted is one thing, but badgering them with unsolicited requests and creepily detailed narratives is just...no. Don't do that shit.

            [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

            This is why we can't have nice porn.

            [–]albequirky 2 points3 points ago

            What is nasty about wanting to be sexual with someone who likes to be sexual?

            [–]Daxx22 4 points5 points ago

            Just check their user account, see their posts/submissions for easy picture access without the other comments.

            [–]iamagainstit 1 point2 points ago

            i just click on the OP's name, that way you can only see what the posted and avoid the comments section. also from there you can click on the submitted to see more post by them.

            [–]Stankia 3 points4 points ago

            I never quite understood that subreddit, if I wanted to see naked ladies, there are far better websites for it on the internet.

            [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

            tblop.com

            [–]synachynadodiechodie 0 points1 point ago

            Because some people think it makes it hotter if they know the girl is a redditor. It makes it feel more personal, like you're seeing this girl naked because she's part of your club.

            [–]great_decay 2 points3 points ago

            HAIL SATAN

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

            I don't know why you're being downvoted, some people just can't respect the Dark Prince's unholy might. It's a lesson taught and bound in blood. Hail Satan, indeed.

            .

            Your Friend in Satan,

            Joel

            [–]Jaccington 0 points1 point ago

            Who doesn't?

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            [–]iTrolling 4 points5 points ago

            I think the scene from Bad Boys 2 describes it better than the image.

            [–]anonymopotamus 4 points5 points ago

            There are comments!?

            [–]echoesinthenight -5 points-4 points ago

            Came here just to say this.

            [–]Drago12 1 point2 points ago

            And then you got downvoted because people don't like comments like that.

            [–]echoesinthenight 3 points4 points ago

            Oh noooooo, downvotes, the most horrible thing that could ever happen to me. Whatever will I do?!?

            [–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

            Have a sympathy upvote.

            [–]echoesinthenight 1 point2 points ago

            Bwahahaha, my evil plan to get upvotes is successful

            [–]IceColdJuiceBox 2 points3 points ago

            http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/10ompt/if_you_couldnt_tell_i_have_a_thing_for_public/c6fdpvv

            [–]IceColdJuiceBox 1 point2 points ago

            http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/10os7x/id_like_to_be_pushed_against_the_wall_f/c6fck42

            [–]Vancook 2 points3 points ago

            I've noticed that a number of the girls wear crosses when they pose. I always get a laugh from this, and look in the comments for someone to call this out....but sadly no one ever does. r/Christian members seem to have found the safest place on Reddit, behind boobs.

            [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

            You assume much.

            [–]RedditAvalanche 34 points35 points ago

            Atheism? On reddit?

            That is extremely brave of you sir.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPh_Ih5hOBs

            [–]AdaroTeiji 26 points27 points ago

            I don't understand why you're making fun of OP for saying he's an atheist, he's saying it to make the joke funnier, not to make some sort of statement. Your response is for people who try to appear rebellious on reddit using things we commonly accept so that they're obviously fishing for a circle jerk, such as atheism. You don't just throw throw out a "so brave" just because somebody mentioned it.

            [–]wadetype 9 points10 points ago

            Agreed.

            Poking fun at the mere mention of atheism on reddit? How fucking original and brave.

            [–]GarbageElitist 9 points10 points ago

            This bravery shit is getting annoying. How many threads do I have to sit around and see this "BRAVERY LEVEL: SO" circle jerk in before it gets its own goddamn subreddit and leaves me alone?

            [–]Archammer 2 points3 points ago

            It has its own subreddit, it just leaks whenever it detects more circlejerking

            [–]kinkyslinky 28 points29 points ago

            BRAVE LEVEL: SO

            [–]input_cords 18 points19 points ago

            Bravery level: 4.23 Ron Pauls

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            [–]MoreWhiskeyPls 2 points3 points ago

            Brave level: Significant other? I don't understand reddit.

            [–]Desinvolture 11 points12 points ago

            If you really don't, skip that.

            It's circlejerking. Don't bother with it, you'll understand soon anyways.

            [–]Teneniel 4 points5 points ago

            Indeed. In a few months, you'll subscribe to r/circlejerk. And then about 3 weeks later you'll unsubscribe, but subscribe to r/metacirclejerk. And then you'll hate yourself more than ever.

            [–]Feb_29_Guy 3 points4 points ago

            I'm at /r/metametacirclejerk. It's glorious.

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              [–]MoreWhiskeyPls 1 point2 points ago

              In my day, we called it a limp biscuit. And we made eye contact.

              [–]Jaller -2 points-1 points ago

              So Brave

              [–]bigolredafro 16 points17 points ago

              Bravery level

              [–]bolongatony 4 points5 points ago

              My brain melted.

              [–]Ladnil 1 point2 points ago

              Not a good image to look at hung over.

              [–]Throwawaychica 1 point2 points ago

              Wait, aren't all Redditors atheists? I'm confused.

              [–]Offensive_Statement -2 points-1 points ago

              I can tell he's an atheist because he told everyone on the internet, like very atheist does.

              [–]Thaufas 1 point2 points ago

              That gave me a great laugh! Thanks for sharing.

              [–]Vanderrr 5 points6 points ago

              An atheist on reddit? Now I've seen everything.

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              [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

              Peelers? Why is peeling being associated with spanking it?

              What the...

              [–]wsgy1111 0 points1 point ago

              Dude yeah I know. I've seen some fucked up shit on the internet but those comment sections ALWAYS make me cringe and say, "dude..."

              [–]SinatraFan77 0 points1 point ago

              This makes me think of the Top-Rated gonewild post ever. It's goddamned hilarious.

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              [–]SinatraFan77 0 points1 point ago

              http://i.imgur.com/tjm2c.jpg This is the picture.

              [–]giverofnofucks 0 points1 point ago

              So you call your penis "Jesus" too?

              [–]UseWhatName 0 points1 point ago

              holy fuck. i don't. i don't even know what to say. you're a tolerable atheist.

              i thought you were as real as jesus christ. you proved me wrong.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

              Jesus needs to trim the bushes again doesn't he?

              [–]t_hab 0 points1 point ago

              Why in the world would /r/gonewild need some Mexican guy? I like the overwhelming number of women on its front page...

              [–]Typhun 0 points1 point ago

              Wait wait wait. I wasn't aware gonewild had comments.

              [–]KindOldMan 0 points1 point ago

              like r kelly im only in it for da bootyhole pics

              [–]NigeriaJones 0 points1 point ago

              did we need to know you are an atheist? I maintain that we didn't. I wonder why you felt the need to include that bit of personal information.

              [–]orairwolf 0 points1 point ago

              Bad Boys 2 reference gets you upvote

              Best movie ever made.

              [–]will_die_alone 1 point2 points ago

              There are comments in r/gonewild?

              [–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

              People read comments in r/gonewild?

              [–]CFerris32 0 points1 point ago

              I always read that caption in the voice of Helen from Drake and Josh.

              [–]Bingham0013 -1 points0 points ago

              Leave the demonization of sex to the Christians, Muslims and Jews. To quote Sam Harris "If you are that concerned with what consenting adults do in their bedrooms, then you have too much time on your hands."

              [–]ajnack 0 points1 point ago

              This should have been posted to /r/atheism, not /r/funny.

              Just sayin'.

              [–]honglath 0 points1 point ago

              Nope. They'll just switch to "Let me guide you to heaven, my innocent little lamb." and stuff like that.

              [–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 1 point2 points ago

              there are comments on r/gonewild?

              [–]MoosyFate 2 points3 points ago

              :'D Fabulous, just fabulous! slow clap & wipes tear from eye

              [–]zublits -1 points0 points ago

              Please, someone post this picture again tomorrow. I haven't seen it nearly enough times.

              [–]Automatomic -1 points0 points ago

              "Oh no! I used the J-word on Reddit!" "Quick! Let everyone know in the title that you're a devout atheist!" SAVED!

              [–]HonoredLionheart -1 points0 points ago

              Woah, even as an Atheist? That's pretty edgy.

              [–]poniesaregood -2 points-1 points ago

              Want to find an atheist on Reddit? Don't worry, he'll tell you.

              "I'm an atheist, hurp durp."

              No one gives a fuck. This is Reddit, the most vocal group are the atheists. Meanwhile us former-atheists/Christians are chilling in the back of the bus.

              [–]zythyl -2 points-1 points ago

              I got banned from /r/gonewild for bagging the shit out of ugly chicks attention whoring themselves.

              NO REGRETS.

              [–]Radzell 1 point2 points ago

              You doing gods work son

              [–]kerdon -4 points-3 points ago

              Try /r/gonewildgentlemen

              [–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY&t=10s

              [–]Automatomic -2 points-1 points ago

              'Atheist' is capitalized now?

              Also, funny post.

              [–]cakes[!] -5 points-4 points ago

              CTRL+F LE ATHEIST. UPVOETED

              [–]L-J-N -2 points-1 points ago

              Thanks for clarifying that you're an Atheist, I wasn't sure weather to downvote or downvote.

              edit: I wonder if you internet heros would be so pissed off If the post was titled "as a christian" and i changed my comment to suit that? All you self righteous atheists that can give out criticism but sure as fuck can't take it.

              [–]shadyperson 1 point2 points ago

              That guy doesn't believe the same things you do so you have to downvote him? Are you that much of an immature loser?

              [–]L-J-N -1 points0 points ago

              I was actually hoping to be more shady than immature but I'll take what I can get. I don't really care what any of you believe or don't believe I just find it irritating when people add on to the end of things"...even as an atheist" "...even as a muslim" "...even as a christian".

              I've clearly made a mistake in making a fucking joke in /r/funny

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              [–]xmuffinmanx 2 points3 points ago

              God wants us to use heroin, that's why it was made!

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