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[–]perogies 77 points78 points ago

Dear god.

[–]jeffAA 66 points67 points ago

[–]Schnapplegangers[S] 42 points43 points ago

That is, in fact, where I got it.

[–]jeffAA 18 points19 points ago

Well I like your name better (if you came up with it, I didn't read the comments).

[–]Schnapplegangers[S] 18 points19 points ago

I did come up with it. The original didn't sound quite right.

[–]black4eternity 8 points9 points ago

You improved upon God's creation ...

[–]CellularBeing 1 point2 points ago

are you implying god, a supposed perfect being, isn't perfect?

[–]GenOmega -1 points0 points ago

perfect means the best of anything possible, without a flaw.

If god was perfect, then he could not create something better then him. If he can not create something better then himself, then he is not perfect.

[–]Bubbadog12 0 points1 point ago

Black4eternity just said he improved something never said god was flawed. Like the manatee is flawed as fuck. He improved it!

[–]Astamper2586 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, I can see this as a DJs name rather than skrillcagix

[–]DeathBuffalo 1 point2 points ago

How about Nichrillex Cage?

[–]Andewz111 31 points32 points ago

You mean /r/onetruegod

[–]perogies 4 points5 points ago

So glad that exists.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 28 points29 points ago

[–]Phyics_Son 5 points6 points ago

SICKOLUS RAGE totally metal

[–]inthemooorning 1 point2 points ago

[–]shaggybeer 0 points1 point ago

"don't blame me, some asshole prayed for it" ......god

[–]madzaman -4 points-3 points ago

What the cage is that!?!?!!

[–]Noigel_Mai -4 points-3 points ago

The longer you stare at it the funnier it is.

[–]Bazofwaz -4 points-3 points ago

Who is this God? I only worship Gof, faffer of Jesuf!

[–]TheBreadnaught 41 points42 points ago

Dr-dr-dr-drop the bees!

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 5 points6 points ago

Drop the cake.

[–]PatAunces 1 point2 points ago

You want this cake?

[–]FueledByBacon 0 points1 point ago

I could picture the dubstep mashup, every 40 seconds WIIIIILLLLLLSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNN!

[–]Diebold005 3 points4 points ago

Wilson? As in Cast Away? That was Tom Hanks.

[–]FueledByBacon 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, you're right - KATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!. Gimmie that cake, TADAA! I WANT THAT CAKE!

[–]derelicte 23 points24 points ago

Despite all his rage, he is still just Nicholas Cage.

[–]omrsafetyo 3 points4 points ago

Skrage remixes Smashing Pumpkins

[–]Sammit87 11 points12 points ago

I feel like that should have said [NSFW] by the title.

[–]MAD_JIHAD 16 points17 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The mighty Nicholas Cage produces dubstep. 0coms 4pts 7hrs funny
I know this belongs in r/onetruegod but I didn't want everyone else to miss out. 10coms 123pts 3dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]electrolemon 11 points12 points ago

wow, seven hours

[–]IdealzV1 7 points8 points ago

It goes to show that the time of the post matters when karma whoring.

[–]cats4gold 4 points5 points ago

And the title.

[–]qnnplmr 0 points1 point ago

I really think it's more the title. I call on someone good at data and shit to test this extensively and return with the results.

[–]Zoo_Tooth 4 points5 points ago

Marylin Manson.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

He reacts to sick drops like he does to bees.

[–]mvrJr 1 point2 points ago

[–]BabyExploder 1 point2 points ago

I have never wanted to downvote anything more than I want to downvote this picture. Well done.

[–]Zach-O -1 points0 points ago

That is horrendous.

[–]samitoo -1 points0 points ago

what have you done. . .

[–]madlordofestnoth -1 points0 points ago

I won't lie, I just wet myself...

[–]Drozk -1 points0 points ago

Skillage.

[–]edoherty33 -1 points0 points ago

I'm in bed, its 2 o clock and my entire family is sleeping and I just burst out laughing so loudly. Damn you Cage

[–]Dorigard -1 points0 points ago

Now Shop that head onto KG's (Tenacious D) body so we can have Skrage Cage.

[–]jarrettjones -1 points0 points ago

it was only a matter of time.

[–]TenWolvesOneTroll -1 points0 points ago

What unholy spawn is this?!

[–]eldog -1 points0 points ago

At first I thought it was an old pic of Maynard

[–]Average_Lebowski 0 points1 point ago

Trent Reznor rocked this 'do circa Pretty Hate Machine

[–]StealthTurkey -1 points0 points ago

Nicholskrill Cagex

[–]Torchesinthedark -1 points0 points ago

Da faq did I just see!

[–]Kalihar -1 points0 points ago

I can't unsee this...

[–]schwebz -1 points0 points ago

Cannot unsee...

[–]konan375 -1 points0 points ago

This was what I seen

[–]UnreachablePaul 0 points1 point ago

I feel moist

[–]IBoopYourNose 0 points1 point ago

You're wanted over at /r/onetruegod

[–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

More like..."hair clipper accident"!

[–]pathetically_sweet 0 points1 point ago

No. Just...no.

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

Calphalon Non-Stick Cookware, now with Skrillex(tm)!

[–]tchiseen 1 point2 points ago

Skrickolas Skrage

[–]Attempt12 0 points1 point ago

PS master.

[–]Overlorddd 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard.

[–]k8te214 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite one I've seen!

[–]s33k 0 points1 point ago

Seven pm and I'm done with the internet for the night.

[–]Michaelpoop 0 points1 point ago

He's always changing his appearance for roles.

[–]PeanutBags 0 points1 point ago

Now I wanna see a picture of Skrillex on Nicholas Cage...

[–]TheWalmartRapist 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Skrinilix.

[–]turkey101 0 points1 point ago

I'm adding this to the folder I keep on hand for when my sister leaves her facebook logged in on my computer.

[–]arielae 0 points1 point ago

nicholix scrage

[–]Bmxing85 0 points1 point ago

Nope!

[–]abark9232 0 points1 point ago

haha someone do this but with chad kroegers face! AHAHA

[–]nismo9 0 points1 point ago

In b4 yougotcaged

[–]YourGodLucifer 0 points1 point ago

who the fuck is this? :\

[–]Tobi_Addams 0 points1 point ago

Riddikulus! Protego Maxima! Salvio Hexia! Fianto Duri!

... is it gone yet?

[–]SemiFAIL96 0 points1 point ago

This guy will seriously NOT turn down a role!

[–]mykeedee 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]scottyprobablyknows 0 points1 point ago

Skrillage is his name!!

[–]Rexluna 0 points1 point ago

Omg make it stop D:

[–]krustyluv 0 points1 point ago

Son, I am disappoint.

[–]eldovaking 0 points1 point ago

Good god man what have you done. Its unnatural.

[–]BangkokPadang 0 points1 point ago

Real life Daria.

[–]Cashrunner 0 points1 point ago

Clearly better than expected

[–]HitTheLIGHTS21 0 points1 point ago

Honestly didn't notice anything for a good minute.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[EDIT: needed something more than "lol!"]

[–]Shattypants 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to make an image for myself as an outlaw type. A kind of rock 'n' roll, with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocal sensibility.

[–]dhoas 0 points1 point ago

The true face of greatest

[–]dixncox 0 points1 point ago

Wheres /u/yougotcaged now!?!!?

[–]Insomniacwithnolife 0 points1 point ago

Great. I don't know what the guy actually looks like so when people mention his name, this will be the face I think of. Thank you OP

[–]ibetrollindurty 0 points1 point ago

This fucking scared me!

[–]astomp 0 points1 point ago

Well, having negligible intelligence, the strings may not be able to discern a standard chord progression in a song from a similar one used in a Nickelback travesty. The string, in turn, may decide it no longer wants to live.

[–]paracog 1 point2 points ago

Somehow this looks right.

[–]zoomafu 0 points1 point ago

Commenting to save this gloriousness.

[–]dbbelvo 1 point2 points ago

I don't even... I didn't know what to expect.

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]jdigeron 1 point2 points ago

Now this.....this is haunting.

[–]tcalongi 1 point2 points ago

This is dangerous, I almost full-out punched my laptop screen

[–]smellthyscrote -1 points0 points ago

Such a new image, yet this is already the 3rd time it's been posted on Reddit.

[–]cash_for_tacos 1 point2 points ago

Drop the bees.

[–]MezzaCorux 1 point2 points ago

Skrillex in a few years

[–]Bunnymancer -3 points-2 points ago

He strangely enough looks like Maynards retarded cousin..

[–]IAMARedPanda 1 point2 points ago

My name is Skrage.

[–]Ze_Invisible_Man 1 point2 points ago

[–]Dodge5278 -1 points0 points ago

Nice x/post from /r/onetruegod without giving credit to the OP. Try coming up with some original content, it's what we'd all like to drive this site.

[–]americanjoo 1 point2 points ago

Skricholas Callix.

[–]NewShinyCD 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations, you've invented a new species.

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

I can't look away... his eyes are so mesmerizing...

[–]Firework_Sandwich -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O

.

[–]Cg141 0 points1 point ago

So brave

[–]AppleOwlPancakeElder 0 points1 point ago

this actually induced a wave of nausea. multiple times scarier than anything in r/nosleep

[–]MitchTheTerrible -3 points-2 points ago

I puked in my mouth a little bit.

[–]alltimeisrelative 0 points1 point ago

I read this as 'Skyrage' and was expecting something about Skyrim...

[–]awesosaur 0 points1 point ago

It's...Beautiful.

[–]leftsideofthelane -3 points-2 points ago

Sonny Moore's hair is scary.

[–]herpaderp89 -3 points-2 points ago

win

[–]kingkagi -4 points-3 points ago

I did something like this, it got ignored. Mind you it was problably the error in grammar in the title. Oh well..