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Meet Steve! He's going to upgrade your tablets! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JamesAQuintero 90 points91 points ago

Stop putting the punchline in the title.

[–]deyur 21 points22 points ago

Punchline in the title isn't quite enough for OP, needs to put the entirety of the text up there. Next level shit.

[–]Samuraijubei -3 points-2 points ago

There wasn't Moses in the title. That makes the OP ok right. RIGHT? Guys? Right? OP isn't a fag?

[–]Greyhaven7 1 point2 points ago

There was a punchline?

[–]ditoxic88 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck did so many people upvote this post? I came here to rage about punchlines in the title, I'm glad you were here long before.

[–]nowhereman1280 0 points1 point ago

Also, don't add exclaimation points to every sentance!

[–]LovingWar 0 points1 point ago

OP is just so excited about the joke that's all.

[–]golushenor 0 points1 point ago

Sentence*

[–]Lying_Cake 17 points18 points ago

Everyone knows that this was reposted enough when he died.

[–]spage6 0 points1 point ago

I admit it's the first time I've seen it but my initial reaction was 'to soon?'

[–]spage6 1 point2 points ago

-too

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish -3 points-2 points ago

Also, while he "popularized" the tablet, he didn't "invented" it since Microsoft made the Tablet PC in 2001... No real link to the comic but Jobs was being praised as the inventor of the tablet and so much more since he died but it is wrong. When people dies, they became "legends": painting prices rise after the death of their painter, the sales of M. Jackson albums peaked after his departure and Jobs was praised as the inventor of everything shy of the fucking sliced bread. Don't get me wrong, he was great, but the tablet was not his invention, the iPad is... partially...

Downvote brigade, ready your mice! Apple fans, at your keyboards!

[–]tylerbrainerd 4 points5 points ago

The comic didn't say anything about invent.

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish -3 points-2 points ago

No real link to the comic

[–]tylerbrainerd 1 point2 points ago

So why bring it up then?

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish -4 points-3 points ago

Because the guy talked about what was said about Jobs after his death. Do you read before replying at all?

[–]tylerbrainerd 1 point2 points ago

No, he didn't. he talked about this image around the time of Jobs death, not everything that was said about him.

You started out defensive and ready to attack people. Chill.

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish -3 points-2 points ago

this was reposted enough when he died.

[–]tylerbrainerd 0 points1 point ago

The fact that your most recent post is about 'niggers' is enough to tell me that you are a stupid person, and that I want to hear nothing more from you.

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish -2 points-1 points ago

stupid person

[–]applemisconceptions -2 points-1 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(platform)

[–]Fredster1R 11 points12 points ago

Down vote for title.

[–]Cromiell 7 points8 points ago

This is a whole new level of beating a dead horse.

[–]TrustyGuy 0 points1 point ago

/r/beatingadeadhorse

[–]Cortelmo 18 points19 points ago

It's like I read the punchline twice!

[–]rockne 3 points4 points ago

And it just gets funnier, right? Right?

[–]akballow 83 points84 points ago

Everyone knows selfish Steve Jobs went to hell

[–]MRogue 84 points85 points ago

Na, he was a Buddhist. If anything he was reincarnated as someone who assembles Apple products.

[–]Alphalfajuice 14 points15 points ago

Haha life's a bitch.

[–]drkipp 11 points12 points ago

Karma.

[–]nd4spd1919 0 points1 point ago

Karma's a bitch.

[–]cynicalonepoint2 3 points4 points ago

He'll be reincarnated a a child born in a Foxconn city/factory and spend his entire life there.

[–]FlippyWippy -3 points-2 points ago

This isn't how Karma works.

[–]sunuv 7 points8 points ago

I thought Steve jobs being in heaven was the joke.

[–]sanserif80 0 points1 point ago

It's just a contract position

[–]neoform3 -5 points-4 points ago

He's going to hell because he made a lot of money?

Interesting worldview you've got there.

[–]SgtSmackdaddy -4 points-3 points ago

No he's going to hell for not having a philanthropic bone in his body.

[–]neoform3 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure a whole lot of people are the same. Are they all going to hell as well?

It's one thing to not like the guy, but suggesting he'll burn for eternity for not ascribing to your beliefs... that's silly.

[–]protestContest -3 points-2 points ago

If only hell existed, that's where he'd be.

[–]Bravo777 4 points5 points ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magrgxN4Vd1rwql1j.jpg

[–]atafies 10 points11 points ago

Normally I think people can get too picky about any part of the punch line in the title, but damn this is literally the entire punchline.

[–]SlamminSamr 3 points4 points ago

If this isn't the most reposted repost in human history, then I'm sleeping with a goat. This bugger popped up on the internet like a week after his announced death...

[–]funnywhennecessary 23 points24 points ago

Both kind of tablets are used for getting money from dumb people...

[–]welcometaerf 10 points11 points ago

Oohhhh, no you di'int!

[–]Cromiell -2 points-1 points ago

It is evident that he did, sir.

[–]Gravesh 0 points1 point ago

That seems hardly fair.

I'd say Judaism is one of the more good intentioned than most organized religions. Even if they were pretty elitist about non-Gentiles. And I'm pretty sure they don't have mandatory tithes to their synagogues, either.

[–]funnywhennecessary -1 points0 points ago

Finally, someone brings up that argument. After I re-reead my comment I thought I was not pointing it out enough that I didn't mean th religion itself, but how some people use it to follow their own interests. Just like Jesus is the definition of a humanist and too many wars are fought in his name.

[–]Gravesh 4 points5 points ago

You could make a creed of atheistic laws, and if you're going to tell me people wouldn't use those laws to their own interest over a period of three thousand years, you're bullshitting me.

[–]MrAquarius 0 points1 point ago

aawww shit, you went there!

[–]Doc_BigBoss 2 points3 points ago

Brave is off the charts

[–]teious -3 points-2 points ago

One pun, two religions offended. Good job, son.

[–]rimo -1 points0 points ago

I am going to assume you count Apple as a religion, because losing money doesn't seem to fit with Judaism.

[–]Athanatios 0 points1 point ago

implying he's in heaven.

[–]gjhgjh 2 points3 points ago

One man didn't make the iPad. Most of the people that made the iPad possible are still alive and kicking.

[–]chrysamere 1 point2 points ago

He's going to sue Moses for copyright infringement.

[–]kart51 0 points1 point ago

To Soon..

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ 2 points3 points ago

So you literally used the whole joke in the title...

[–]cyberknight1972 -1 points0 points ago

So... before long there will be a burning bush app as well... but only works if connected to Icloud

[–]joncaprell -1 points0 points ago

Something something, Buddhism. More importantly, you punchline is in the title. :(

[–]falcorn_dota 0 points1 point ago

This comic is nearly as old as the commandments at this point

[–]tacotaskforce 0 points1 point ago

I hope there's a special hell for cartoonists who make cartoons about deceased non-christian celebrities going to heaven.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

How many times a day is this going to be posted?

[–]GrasshoppersLove14 1 point2 points ago

"But only slightly"

[–]nibbles_and_bits 0 points1 point ago

iCommandments

[–]smizzhfx 0 points1 point ago

The artsit is Bruce MacKinnon. He does the editorial comics for the chronicle herald in Halifax, Nova Scotia. There's been an unusual amount of maritime content on here the last week or so.

[–]Sly_R 0 points1 point ago

God isn't real and Jobs was a jerk. Upvotes to the right, please.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, this is the worst title you could pick

[–]Bart_Dart 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Nice try, Jobs would never upgrade anything!

[–]the_real_corn 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn learn to make a fucking title

[–]darkain13 0 points1 point ago

How the heck Jobs would know about upgrading anything? He would just tell him to get a better one....

[–]Mr_Compromise 0 points1 point ago

Haha, its funny because there is no way in hell that Steve Jobs would be in heaven.

[–]greda63 -4 points-3 points ago

He is going to be upset about those round corners.

[–]thats_a_risky_click -2 points-1 points ago

just don't take pictures with your tablet. Amirite guys?

[–]gomerlicious -2 points-1 points ago

We all know Steve Jobs is in hell...

[–]murraybiscuit -5 points-4 points ago

Actually, he's only there to patent the 10 commandments. And have a word with god about the apple and trademark violation.

[–]Reed_Solomon 0 points1 point ago

Then he goes back down to Hell.

[–]deja-vu-comment -4 points-3 points ago

This is a cute cartoon but Steve was a Zen Buddhist. Whether, in his beliefs, he obtains enlightenment or an existence in the Pure Land or life in another realm after death, Moses and angel wings are not part of it.

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[–]Polymarchos 1 point2 points ago

That isn't what Buddhism teaches.

[–]brainwrinkled -2 points-1 points ago

Before Steve replies "yeah, I don't actually know how to do anything myself"

[–]Wizuhd -4 points-3 points ago

Moses, meet steve, he's going to sue you for stealing apples tablet idea.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -4 points-3 points ago

Slightly more clever than "Family Circus".

[–]CarlTheHobo 1 point2 points ago

That's cute posting what was upvoted the highest last time.

[–]fuckingsuperman 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty much all this account does.

[–]CarlTheHobo 0 points1 point ago

Yep, it's sad.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

Dude we don't need another one of these bots!

[–]fudnip -1 points0 points ago

It comes with 8 commandments then if you buy they next version you get 2 more!

[–]someguy73 -2 points-1 points ago

I wouldn't bother. He'll just take commandments that already exist and then get children to make them.

[–]belovedvegan 0 points1 point ago

this cant be true.. he definitely in hell.

[–]Civ313 0 points1 point ago

"upgrade"

[–]mikeypinhas -3 points-2 points ago

Too late!

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[–]thisismax 5 points6 points ago

Wrong, he was Buddhist.

[–]24cal -4 points-3 points ago

Steve Jobs was a Buddhist. He didn't go to heaven, he is probably reincarnated as an Android user.

[–]flamingboard -3 points-2 points ago

They have cheap Chinese labor in heaven too?

[–]amayernican -1 points0 points ago

I'm not a fan of Steve Jobs nor am I Christian but I found this quite cute.

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