Found this on /r/WTF. Thought it could do better here.

Mr0Mike0 · 2012-09-29T18:42:54+00:00

"John lost both his arms in a freak accident. Prayer made them grow again"

-Said no one ever.

Altiondsols · 2012-09-29T17:50:02+00:00

[citation needed]

Grinstall · 2012-09-29T18:19:33+00:00

Wait, why did Granville have to be prayed back to life three times?

nicktothek · 2012-09-29T17:32:16+00:00

I just busted a gut laughing so hard

Alexander-Hypnose · 2012-09-29T18:38:23+00:00

Isn't it illegal to have medical claims like that on a billboard?

torville · 2012-09-29T17:46:45+00:00

But still not one lousy regrown limb...

GuranaAddict · 2012-09-29T16:58:17+00:00

God can cure autism now? That tricky bastard.

globalchill · 2012-09-29T16:59:16+00:00

It was already posted here but oddly didnt do well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/10nwur/so_a_new_cult_moved_into_my_neighbourhood/

applepod124 · 2012-09-29T19:52:14+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r4ob3/

Novanator5 · 2012-09-29T20:01:49+00:00

"Incompatible with life"? What doctor would say that, ever? S/he would state what is wrong with the child, what conditions she has, not that she's simply "incompatible". That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

supermonkey1313 · 2012-09-29T18:31:10+00:00

^[citation ^needed]

Edit: apparently someone else made this comment already. Gotta F5 next time.

gndn · 2012-09-29T19:07:45+00:00

The Rachael one is plausible, but they aren't even trying with the others.

PKMKII · 2012-09-29T21:53:14+00:00

Trevor and Leila are white and black, yet their daughter is hispanic. Impossible is possible with God!

h-v-smacker · 2012-09-29T22:42:10+00:00

A MAN DEAD FOR THREE DAYS PRAYS HIMSELF BACK TO LIFE AND WALKS OUT OF MORGUE TO LEARN ABOUT HIS PROMOTION TO SENIOR MANAGER. MORE AT ELEVEN.

SinofOmission · 2012-09-30T00:33:21+00:00

I like how the range of miracles goes from "Raised from the dead three times" to "Doesn't feel as bad about dead brother."

spookypen · 2012-09-30T00:45:49+00:00

I don't think I'm compatible with life either.

mksmothers · 2012-09-30T01:14:55+00:00

John previously had Down's syndrome. After his church committed to prayer and fasting, he is now chromosomal normal. --Said no one ever.

abtei · 2012-09-29T18:31:06+00:00

No, i think it was doing fine on r/WTF o_O

CommanderShep · 2012-09-29T21:07:44+00:00

I like how he died three times.Three.not one.not two.three

TheRealTrevor · 2012-09-29T21:27:30+00:00

Once again, I am the real Trevor, that guy is a fake. Don't listen to a word he says!

trekbette · 2012-09-29T21:56:30+00:00

And I am guessing that scientists instantly jumped on this, recreated the results and picked up their Nobel prize on the way to the bank with the billions they made healing everyone in the world... with prayer.

Oh, wait. That didn't ever happen.

petzl20 · 2012-09-29T22:57:20+00:00

Cures autism and food allergies? Someone's gotta get this to Jenny McCarthy right away.

Belifax · 2012-09-29T19:31:17+00:00

Still stuck on Granville.

TotallyNotThatOneGuy · 2012-09-29T22:21:22+00:00

After posts of severe retardism, TotallyNotThatOneGuy was diagnosed with cancer. Through prayer, he got himself killed.

mountainmarmot · 2012-09-29T22:32:15+00:00

Died three times? Is this man a cat?

TheLizardKing89 · 2012-09-29T22:54:49+00:00

One of these things is not like the others.

amadorUSA · 2012-09-29T22:55:37+00:00

Trevor and Leila had a threesome?

brainburger · 2012-09-29T23:11:44+00:00

Disgusting liars.

BuddhaLennon · 2012-09-29T23:27:28+00:00

Cool. Funny how none of us have seen this reported in any scientific or medical journals. Another example of Christian persecution, or another example of Christian fabrication/confabulation?

kildog · 2012-09-29T23:34:16+00:00

Would probably be better posting it to /r/bullshit

heb0 · 2012-09-29T23:42:35+00:00

Rachael needs to pick up the slack. Everyone else just makin' her look bad.

S-BRO · 2012-09-29T23:43:09+00:00

"S-BRO read this pamphlet and after seeing it was full of fail, had a severe haemorrhage and died multiple times."

udbluehens · 2012-09-30T00:03:49+00:00

I wont stop until the world puts all of this stuff in r/wtf, and everyone is fine with that.

mmsood99 · 2012-09-30T00:06:59+00:00

All irrelevant. Not a single verifiable fact in the whole poster. Might as well substitute the phrase "playing air guitar" for "prayer".

davekingofrock · 2012-09-30T01:20:20+00:00

http://www.joanofarse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/horse.jpg

falcy · 2012-09-30T01:26:35+00:00

"incompatible with life"

Which is more probable?

The doctors made a mistake
God appeared from nothing and fixed her

willer2122 · 2012-09-30T01:28:33+00:00

If that actually worked, someone would patent it.

knighmare · 2012-09-30T01:31:15+00:00

If someone hands this to you two words will make them shut up "prove it"

Caddy666 · 2012-09-30T02:21:11+00:00

how do they get away with advertising this shit?

Ogel6000 · 2012-09-30T02:32:19+00:00

my exact reaction:

(reads)

wat!

(reads)

wat!

(reads)

wat!

(reads)

wat!

helalo · 2012-09-30T03:23:05+00:00

seems legit.

DragonTycoon · 2012-09-30T04:04:13+00:00

So if I fill a bidet with Holy Water, I'll be cleansed of my shotgun diarrhea?

ltuae42 · 2012-09-30T04:47:25+00:00

how does someone pray when they're dead?

wayndom · 2012-09-30T04:50:48+00:00

It's too bad prayer isn't powerful enough to cure people who are so stupid that they actually believe this shit...

Tankverso · 2012-09-30T05:08:00+00:00

I almost fell out of my chair at the "Granville died 3 times"

DaMangaka · 2012-09-30T05:22:41+00:00

In 1984, Granville suffered another brain haemorrhage and died 3 times.

He died 3 times and revived. Either he's Jesus Christ reborn or as they say on the nets "Cool Story Bro".

Really? This is more than stupid, it's plain insulting.

space_beard · 2012-09-30T06:01:11+00:00

Best one is the guy that died not once, but 3 times! Hahahaha this was awesome hahahaha

Joedang100 · 2012-09-30T07:04:41+00:00

Quote of the day: "Impossible is possible with god."

donandino · 2012-09-30T07:10:44+00:00

Rachael got the shittiest miracle.


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