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this kid... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Begerken 67 points68 points ago

Can't imagine he'll ever reproduce. So our species is safe.

[–]czerniana 13 points14 points ago

I wouldn't be so sure about that. My brother had a friend once who video taped himself lighting his hands on fire and running around squealing like a pig. (well, a group of them really)

He has two kids now.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 14 points15 points ago

No, it's because the kid is fat and has a fat-kid haircut.

[–]czerniana 3 points4 points ago

So was my brothers friend -.-

[–]Fawlty_Towers -1 points0 points ago

You call that fat? WTF sheltered world do you live in?

[–]krichforty 1 point2 points ago

There's definitely a difference between fat and obese. This kid is fat and the people you're thinking of are obese.

[–]Fawlty_Towers -1 points0 points ago

Yes, obese.

[–]fret-less 0 points1 point ago

All the upvotes to you. Truer words are a rare oasis to thee.

[–]MeltBanana 38 points39 points ago

One time when I was maybe 10, I had a lighter and thought to myself, "hmm, I can't feel my fingernails, I bet it doesn't hurt when they burn!" So I sparked the lighter and began to slowly bring it closer and closer to my thumbnail. No, you cannot feel your fingernails burning. The tissue underneath however is extremely sensitive. And hot fingernails stay hot. And continue burning the tissues underneath.

I deserved every bit of that pain.

[–]Streeb-Greebling 15 points16 points ago

One time I sprayed pepper spray on the sink, then thought "hmm, I wonder what pepper spray smells like."

[–]SoopahFreek90 6 points7 points ago

I once tried to clean up the bottom of a pepper mill by blowing on it. My next trick was blindly reaching into the fridge and pouring milk into my eyes. Not my brightest moment.

[–]demaney 4 points5 points ago

Lies. I've actually done this, and there is no time for thought. There is only pain and crying and running.

[–]ralliartevo -2 points-1 points ago

THIS

[–]mehlular 26 points27 points ago

What exactly did he think would happen...

[–]StopReadingMyUser 31 points32 points ago

"Surely it can't shoot that far..."

[–]Teh_Ent 7 points8 points ago

that's what she said.

[–]Wysaske 23 points24 points ago

"Maybe my eyes can see themselves burning!"

[–]ScienceMan930 6 points7 points ago

I laughed and I feel no shame.

[–]VikingSlayer 1 point2 points ago

Straight in the brows

[–]mrspacepanda 3 points4 points ago

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/i-dont-normally-surf-the-internet-but-when-i-do-i-just-brows.jpg

[–]jacobchapman 1 point2 points ago

That's a nice url you got there.

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[–]goofymilk -1 points0 points ago

iboss sucks.

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[–]JTrilogy -1 points0 points ago

Damn. This gif has really gotten around.

[–]Voids 0 points1 point ago

Just like your mother.

[–]nza89 -4 points-3 points ago

dude seriously who gives a shit? 'hey guys i've seen this before so you should enjoy it less.' congratulations on your superhumanly boring use of the internet.

[–]Roached_N_Weeded 0 points1 point ago

Its not about who has seen it and who has not, its about taking somebody else's content and passing it off as your own, or desperately trying to resubmit the one link reddit liked.

[–]MrSwizzlers 0 points1 point ago

Why in the absolute fuck would anybody think that was a good idea...

[–]TerethAurauu 0 points1 point ago

I fucking flinched when he shot it.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

Natural Selection

[–]antsugi 0 points1 point ago

Someone's gonna make a downvote gif of this, just wait

[–]lukass4grass 0 points1 point ago

I know this kid, he was really drunk and his "friends" convinced him to do it. it doesnt burn your face if your arm is completely stretched out, but he couldn't get the lighter lit, so he brought it closer.

[–]stoicme 0 points1 point ago

This is what jackass spawned.

[–]wuVTheBacon -1 points0 points ago

that's hot...ladies

[–]Blower_Of_Whistles -1 points0 points ago

i hope he doesnt have kids

[–]feared_rear_admiral -1 points0 points ago

"There is no way that this is a bad idea"

[–]Rambi -1 points0 points ago

One of those moments of "what the fuck were you thinking?? Oh wait...you weren't..." Please don't reproduce...

[–]JaxFuryesly -1 points0 points ago

We need video!

[–]MedievalManagement -1 points0 points ago

...has been on reddit more times than the football team has been on your mom.

[–]Blame_The_Green -1 points0 points ago

Quick, someone get this kid a Darwin award!

[–]the-minecraft-kid -1 points0 points ago

Da fun did I just witness

[–]Ligaco -1 points0 points ago

Here, hold my soda.

[–]civilwarman -1 points0 points ago

The kid deserved the second to third degree burns he sustained to his face. Anyone that stupid shouldn't have the right to own axe and a lighter.

[–]krazy_dragon -2 points-1 points ago

hahaha, dumbass

[–]Speedfreak501 -5 points-4 points ago

nice username, it is very fitting for that gif.

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