Gave my laptop to my sister for the weekend. Forgot to delete browser history.

dbbelvo · 2012-09-29T17:10:52+00:00

Man, it's called incognito.

Link2999 · 2012-09-29T19:12:31+00:00

I thought you were going to post the browser history...

tarheel295 · 2012-09-29T17:12:55+00:00

SYKoff · 2012-09-29T18:29:16+00:00

DrPencilBender · 2012-09-29T18:32:01+00:00

Oh god no! A few years back I sold a laptop to a friend of my then gf. This was a very sweet, sheltered, religious girl, and this was the computer I used freshman year of college. It was used to browse some crazy porn, and had tubgirl and whatnot on it due to my forgetting to lock it when heading to the bathroom.

I got lazy and just decided to delete a few things and leave her with some programs I thought she might like. I thought I took care of the browser history but there must have been some hidden porn on there. Luckily they only found the lesbo stuff, but the sheltered girl wouldn't make eye contact with me again.

Rizlaaa · 2012-09-29T18:10:54+00:00

use a 2nd browser and dont worry about incognito - then you can remember any good sites you find.

red321red321 · 2012-09-29T17:28:19+00:00

http://i.qkme.me/3prhsl.jpg

AKineticTypographer · 2012-09-29T17:19:23+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/E0cFi.gif

citrusphoto5 · 2012-09-29T18:24:21+00:00

Maybe SHE will forget to delete hers too......

realfuzzhead · 2012-09-29T19:24:33+00:00

Delete gym

Fire facebook

hit lawyer

abandon ship

tehbertl · 2012-09-29T18:59:32+00:00

/r/reactiongifs

reagan2016 · 2012-09-29T19:46:44+00:00

http://qkme.me/3r4o8b

RabidGorilla · 2012-09-29T18:46:11+00:00

Am I the only one that has their browser set to not remember browser history so I don't have to worry about clearing the browser history or using incognito mode?

Jezio · 2012-09-29T20:31:46+00:00

Incest... wIncest EVERYWHERE.

DaymanMaster0fKarate · 2012-09-29T19:01:11+00:00

If she looks its her own fault

celerynomore · 2012-09-29T20:19:28+00:00

The reason OP is freaked out, is he looks at incest sister porn.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

ms_marlowe · 2012-09-29T20:25:27+00:00

as a sister, i would NEVER check my brother's browser history. what sister wants to know that stuff about her brother??

coreycubed · 2012-09-29T17:11:23+00:00

This is one of those times where Ctrl + Shift + N would have been your friend.

EXMarten · 2012-09-29T18:35:54+00:00

Man I was about to leave for a week and last second I remember that old Google Chrome setup where it shows your history in the bottom of a new tab and it was FULL of all porn and someone was going to stay in the house for a week and it was the only computer.

180 degrees, "--Have to take a crap..". This was back when Vista was "new" and it took me 10 minutes up to the point where I pissed the driver off but I would've probably had a sleepless night if I remember it too late.

Begerken · 2012-09-29T18:38:55+00:00

You just saved her the time of finding stuff to girl-fap to.

Kettehhia · 2012-09-29T18:25:19+00:00

Welp. You're fucked.

emmanlop · 2012-09-29T18:47:40+00:00

Screenshot it!

midnightbean · 2012-09-29T19:28:18+00:00

I use the "hang on I need to check something first" or "hear let me close some of these windows out for ya".

valereck · 2012-09-29T19:53:01+00:00

Am I the only one who does not give a flying frack what people think about my browser history. It's called porn...grown up

Gragorin · 2012-09-29T20:32:52+00:00

Huh? Am I like the only person on here who uses a totally separate login on my computer for all of my porn so I never have to worry about this? No files to find, no bookmarks to see and browser history to freak out over.

All nice and neat in another login.

AllMustSuffer · 2012-09-29T18:22:21+00:00

Your family gatherings are gonna get a lot more interesting.

Verbose_Slayer · 2012-09-29T19:50:37+00:00

Okay let's role play: you're at an airport with physical copies of the videos and images in your luggage, how much of it will get confiscated and or get you arrested.

zamboniman46 · 2012-09-29T20:12:40+00:00

you've been watching a lot of "brother bangs his sister" porn?

airmasszero · 2012-09-29T22:29:23+00:00

... Make a separate account for her on the laptop to avoid any of these kinds of issues. Privacy, exposure, etc.

kvlt616 · 2012-09-29T19:39:14+00:00

use ccleaner one right click cleaner

frankyboy4my · 2012-09-29T18:26:58+00:00

Google chrome??? Incognito??

maeelstrom · 2012-09-29T18:33:56+00:00

hahaha Bert's expressions! when I was little they scared me, now they're the funniest thing off that show! I feel a little sorry for Ernie though, I'd hate to see Bert drunk.

The_One_Above_All · 2012-09-29T18:49:16+00:00

Bert is evil

PsykoFlounder · 2012-09-29T19:26:12+00:00

Who forgot, you or her?

RahvinDragand · 2012-09-29T19:26:55+00:00

Firefox deletes my history every time it closes. I take no chances.

SaintBio · 2012-09-29T19:27:41+00:00

You actually let your computer keep a browser history...You have much to learn.

brewerstake · 2012-09-29T19:31:03+00:00

i think she would be more dissapointed if she didnt see any fuq.com links in there

toSTONEiGO · 2012-09-29T19:31:10+00:00

Use Google Chrome, and sign into Chrome. Your browser history will be synced with every PC you use, and you can delete it or turn it off at any PC.

lespaul166 · 2012-09-29T19:32:13+00:00

this Gif has been officially used by Archfiend Annihilation. ill be signing autographs after 5

reddeath27 · 2012-09-29T19:33:10+00:00

Hopefully she doesn't want to go on any sites that start with a p,r,s,b,k,f,c,g,h,z,t,q,x,e,y,l,n,i,w,j,v,d,a,k,m,o,or u

microcoins912 · 2012-09-29T19:34:00+00:00

Another suggestion: LogMeIn - remote desktop. Access your computer from any other computer.

Dara17 · 2012-09-29T19:36:51+00:00

Bleachbit - set it to run at start-up / shutdown. Plus it will clean that 'recently used files' list everyone seems to forget about.

VicYesterday · 2012-09-29T19:39:18+00:00

Makes the laughing Ernie so much funnier when you think about it.

HotwaxNinjaPanther · 2012-09-29T19:43:55+00:00

This is probably the only reaction face gif I've laughed at in more than a year.

RedditRage · 2012-09-29T19:45:40+00:00

Forget "incognito" mode. DUH! Why are you letting someone use your laptop using YOUR user account???

Undocc · 2012-09-29T19:45:57+00:00

You're fucked, son. She will blackmail you a long, long period of your life. If she notices anyway.

donte69 · 2012-09-29T19:47:16+00:00

Man I've had a really bad week and this (for real) made laugh out loud.

ultimapanzer · 2012-09-29T19:58:30+00:00

Try... incognito mode.

dont_tell_my_mom · 2012-09-29T19:59:28+00:00

A lot of people are suggesting incognito mode and that's a good solution. But what's even better is to set up multiple profiles with Firefox like this: instructions

The advantage is that each profile has its own set of bookmarks and history, so you can save all your favorite porn sites and videos. Also it's a very hidden feature, nobody will see that there are multiple profiles unless they know about this feature and looking for it.

SuedoNymph · 2012-09-29T20:01:32+00:00

Oh man that's rookie...

Andypwns · 2012-09-29T20:08:12+00:00

I use click and clean app for chrome. It deletes....EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE. Even empties my recycling bin when I close my browser in-case i forget. Its legit.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ghgabhipcejejjmhhchfonmamedcbeod

apullin · 2012-09-29T20:08:19+00:00

What's the big deal? She'll see that you have been looking at pornography. Who cares.

Maybe if you're embarrassed for her to see that you've been looking up videos of women on the toilet, but even then, meh. She's genetically the same as you, so she can only judge so much.

writhena · 2012-09-29T20:12:48+00:00

oh god, i would die.

wanderer11 · 2012-09-29T20:12:57+00:00

Dude, just set history not to save.

lolturtle · 2012-09-29T20:13:10+00:00

Crap, now she's going to know how much you love Oprah. Better luck next time.

ProjectileHerpes · 2012-09-29T20:14:57+00:00

Pro-tip: You can set your browser settings to automatically delete your history as you go.

StealthNade · 2012-09-29T20:18:52+00:00

the question is why dose your browser remember in the first place?

talan123 · 2012-09-29T20:19:10+00:00

Use a virtual machine for viewing porn. That way all you have to do is delete the machine when you are done with whatever soul ruining activity you have done.

aareyes12 · 2012-09-29T20:19:20+00:00

You're pretty screwed with all those incest posts you looked at AKA reddit

joegekko · 2012-09-29T20:20:51+00:00

Don't any of you people create separate logins for each user of the computers in your house?

You're all insane!

fire5ide · 2012-09-29T20:21:25+00:00

And your sisters reaction today: http://i.imgur.com/2SWuR.gif

WeMustUnite · 2012-09-29T20:24:57+00:00

Plot Twist: OP is a girl.

immabigjerk · 2012-09-29T20:34:30+00:00

Is that you when you realize you forgot to clear your browser history or your sister's face when she realizes you're into Nickelback? Also, go incognito.

MilhausMN · 2012-09-29T20:40:19+00:00

Only be worried if she doesn't say anything. That means she likes it, or into things that are more hard core, or spent the weekend posting in /r/gonewild.

Reptillian97 · 2012-09-29T20:40:59+00:00

My friend got a laptop from her brother and said he didn't delete his browser history. This happened yesterday.

notmylegalname · 2012-09-29T20:49:21+00:00

How old's your sister?

VisionEx · 2012-09-29T20:52:19+00:00

Was I the only one who assumed that the SISTER did naughty things on HIS laptop?

kidcheckers · 2012-09-29T20:53:21+00:00

My laptop has two user log ins. "Mine" & Guest. "Mine" is passworded, anyone else uses guest. Plus I use incognito.

This is how you do things when you are an adult. With foresight and redundancy.

DeadWade · 2012-09-29T20:55:43+00:00

Firefox>Start Private Browsing. THE END.

bricardo · 2012-09-29T21:00:27+00:00

Why don't you just change the settings to clear history every time it closes. Or just ctrl+shift+del after a dirty session(firefox anyway).

canadian227 · 2012-09-29T21:05:27+00:00

You are braver than me...I would be afraid to look!

NghiV · 2012-09-29T21:16:33+00:00

Go to settings and choose to never remember history and delete all cookies on exit except for the ones on your whitelist (Reddit, Facebook, Youtube, etc.)

Shlugo · 2012-09-29T21:25:53+00:00

Am I the only one who first assumed that it's the sister who forgot to delete browser history and OP who had the reaction?

Crossfox17 · 2012-09-29T21:33:03+00:00

Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode Incognito Mode

sanity_slipping · 2012-09-29T21:46:33+00:00

I set Firefox to automatically delete the browser history when I close it. Does nobody else do this?

themcp · 2012-09-29T21:48:54+00:00

No, no, no! You don't delete your browser history before you let someone use your computer. You set up an entirely separate user account for them with low privileges, so they can't get to your account or files at all, or mess up your software installations, etc.

CallMeMoo · 2012-09-29T21:51:13+00:00

Man, how do you even do that? I have my own computer and STILL delete my history every time.

Rixxer · 2012-09-29T22:02:27+00:00

You deserve it for not using incognito mode... rookie ass mistake man, what are you, 13? Do you leave your door unlocked when you masturbate too?

person92000 · 2012-09-29T22:06:23+00:00

You're doing it wrong - this is not the appropriate gif.

t0t0 · 2012-09-29T22:10:56+00:00

Don't anyone ever use "User Accounts" on their computers? So damn handy, just like having separate each his own sock drawers. Quite incredible.

fisherboy12 · 2012-09-29T22:13:24+00:00

Same with me when my sister didn't close her skype.

Shaaker · 2012-09-29T22:21:35+00:00

Generally I don't find things funny however, this had me cracking up. Thank you.

MaximilianKohler · 2012-09-29T22:38:40+00:00

Am I like the only person on the planet that does not try to hide who I am and what I like/look at? Or is everyone on reddit masturbating to CP and snuff films?

A lot of stuff that would be in browser history is likely just things you happened across as well... not necessarily stuff you look at all the time.

Pelpid · 2012-09-29T22:48:21+00:00

WE DEMAND FOLLOW-UP STORY!

HostileIguana · 2012-09-29T22:56:57+00:00

I once left my phone on my bed after I got done fapping to hentai, and went to take a shower. When I looked at my phone again my little brother typed "Stop looking at anime porn bro, watch the real stuff."

DoctorMiracles · 2012-09-29T23:05:52+00:00

Forget history, DID YOU CLEAN IT THOROUGHLY?

Fuzzywraith · 2012-09-29T23:14:33+00:00

Lol women don't know how to read

shadowman42 · 2012-09-29T23:16:08+00:00

now with dramatic sound

CZR_BOSS · 2012-09-29T23:26:57+00:00

The original "SOON"

evyajs · 2012-09-29T23:30:29+00:00

CTRL+SHIFT+N.

You're welcome.

LunetteNoire · 2012-09-29T23:33:07+00:00

I'm actually a sister borrowing her brother's laptop for the weekend. I checked his history. Just Reddit and guitar tabs. No porn. Smart boy…

fredstoller · 2012-09-29T23:37:34+00:00

i thought the sister forgot to delete the browser history

tossed_off_a_bridge · 2012-09-29T23:46:06+00:00

Read that as 'trouser history.'

duncan12457 · 2012-09-29T23:48:37+00:00

saw the same gif on r/batman yesterday, so much lost karma...

dangeraardvark · 2012-09-29T23:58:58+00:00

Yeah, I woulda reformatted before handing mine over.

monty7888 · 2012-09-30T00:05:31+00:00

Might as well run away

Dresden_skyline · 2012-09-30T00:21:19+00:00

Best thing I've seen all day.

ALL-CAPS · 2012-09-30T00:34:33+00:00

VirtualBox with a lightweight Linux Mint guest and TrueCrypt for storage of downloads.

But then I don't visit any dodgy sites, 'onest guv!

hatesyolo01 · 2012-09-30T00:38:06+00:00

Ctrl+Shift+N= Problem Solved

sgrodgers10 · 2012-09-30T00:41:21+00:00

WHY DOES NO ONE USE INCOGNITO

engelbert_humptyback · 2012-09-30T02:24:18+00:00

Somebody needs to mix this with the Hank Schrader gif.

tempvariable · 2012-09-30T02:33:58+00:00

Surely, siblings can be like buddies?

jarkush · 2012-09-30T02:40:05+00:00

It's ok, she probably watches porn too.

errmaahgawrd · 2012-09-30T02:55:17+00:00

Rookie mistake.

allanm17 · 2012-09-30T03:21:21+00:00

Fuuuuu....

19115162093 · 2012-09-30T03:22:19+00:00

She'll find her r/gonewild thread saved in your bookmarks

MadManuel · 2012-09-30T05:36:17+00:00

I did the same thing with an old iPhone..

Frantically called the friend I gave it to, And told her to reset the phone to factory before loading it with games as there was porn on the phone..

She says 'ok sure'

She then sends me a text message about 20minutes later:

"So do you have a butt thing or what?"

She'd watched my porn...

0011110000110011 · 2012-09-30T05:45:15+00:00

This isn't /r/reactiongifs. And you're stupid for not using incognito.

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