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[–]byronhout 450 points451 points ago

I was watching this game live, and as the camera panned over this scene the commentators were silent for a second or two. Then one of them was like, "And...that looks like Wilcox was in some sort of defensive trance or something..."

[–]itsmoist 186 points187 points ago

Yeah... "Defensive" trance

[–]workitloud 0 points1 point ago

Adderall Commercial.

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[–]IAmNotJoshua 20 points21 points ago

You're not a good parent.

[–]DumbleDear 31 points32 points ago

You're not Joshua

[–]mosdh23 13 points14 points ago

You're not Dumbledore

[–]BrainSlurper 16 points17 points ago

You're not a... No, you are a towel.

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 4 points5 points ago

WHAT DID HE SAY?!

[–]IAmNotJoshua 8 points9 points ago

He was talking about his daughter being defensive in bed whilst making love.

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 0 points1 point ago

That is only marginally offensive. That said, I REALLY HOPE HE WAS JOKING

[–]Pikachu_on_trees 0 points1 point ago

girlfriend

[–]jaycrew 99 points100 points ago

[–]MajoraThief 16 points17 points ago

Can I ha' yo numbuh?

[–]Mesockisgone 0 points1 point ago

Work that updo!

[–]the_winged_one 17 points18 points ago

I prefer to "defensive trance" in the comfort of my own home, thank you kindly...

[–]Snaab 0 points1 point ago

This is the only video I can find for now.

[–]theupdown 4 points5 points ago

real reason: he just read the fanfiction that's the top post on /r/nfl

[–]Jrodkin 2 points3 points ago

Seems more like he's on the offense

[–]Shaaker -1 points0 points ago

Gacy Defensive

[–]GunsOfThem -3 points-2 points ago

He certainly will cocks.

[–]freecandy_van 186 points187 points ago

Mmm that is one tiggghhhttt end.

[–]NoNeedForAName 116 points117 points ago

"I'm gonna turn that tight end into a wide receiver."

[–]freecandy_van 83 points84 points ago

  • Jerry Sandusky

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[–]gifwasbetter 38 points39 points ago

After further review: actually, yes.

[–]Bouoo 2 points3 points ago

ohhhhh yyyyeahhhh cream fraiche

[–]Claymore17 115 points116 points ago

This is like a real life Blue Mountain State scene

[–]raisintree 36 points37 points ago

He could pass as an older Thad Castle.

[–]Claymore17 4 points5 points ago

That's the first thing that popped into my head! A few years and a little hair dye and this is what you get

[–]teamherosquad 5 points6 points ago

DAMMIT WOMAN, MAKE ME A SANDWICH

[–]EroTaka 7 points8 points ago

He looks like he has an Oreo cookie between his buttcheeks, and after the game he is chowin down!!!

[–]warox13 3 points4 points ago

Oil Changes for everyone!

[–]raisintree 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE COCAINE!!!!

[–]DullestWall 5 points6 points ago

Man I miss that show.. I love and hate you for reminding me

[–]larson92 104 points105 points ago

As a Washington student and major fan, I can say this is how we all felt after beating Stanford.

[–]jeffinfremont 38 points39 points ago

Washington alum here. If our defense plays for the rest of the season like they did against Stanford, Wilcox is welcome to wear a soiled diaper on his head for all I care.

[–]larson92 16 points17 points ago

I agree. Wilcox is an absolute genius. I'm anxious to see how we do against Oregon and USC.

[–]quadrasauck 8 points9 points ago

You're welcome. -Boise State

[–]MightyAreTheMen 6 points7 points ago

And oregon...and tennessee...

[–]larson92 1 point2 points ago

We're very grateful. It's amazing how much better our defense is compared to Holt's atrocity even just one year ago.

[–]estarion4-4 4 points5 points ago

Yeah...USC you can beat. Oregon-Nope. No way.

Also, Stanford tended to just be sloppy a lot....There was no reason that game should have been close. on the opposite side....they are doing monumentally better than most people expected......no Andrew Luck, David DeCastro, Coby Fleener, etc etc. They had a great class of 2012

[–]larson92 3 points4 points ago

I believe we can beat USC. And I also agree that there's a snowball's chance in hell that we'll have a chance against Oregon. Nonetheless I still want to see how we match up, and how much progress we've made/how far we have to go to get to that level.

[–]Corn_Pops 4 points5 points ago

As a UW alum I am NOT looming forward to the Oregon game

[–]Eazii 3 points4 points ago

WSU student. Not looking forward to the Oregon game :(

[–]luftwaffe808 0 points1 point ago

We're doing surprisingly well as of right now though.

[–]zoomdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like WSU is keeping it close...and it's gone.

[–]larson92 1 point2 points ago

Neither am I. Oregon is ridiculous even when they're not playing at Autzen. It'll be a good progress marker though.

[–]estarion4-4 0 points1 point ago

And then we see the Stanford OLine from USC game. If THAT OLine takes the field vs Oregon, they can not lose by 30. Note.....I didn't, and won't say win.

[–]SLCamper 1 point2 points ago

Indeed. I don't care what he's doing with his mouth if the defense is going to play that well.

[–]HermanMelvilleWhaley -1 points0 points ago

As a UC Berkeley student, this is how I feel anytime Stanfurd is beat

[–]estarion4-4 -2 points-1 points ago

Big Game this year.....someone's gonna be sad. And it's not going to be Stanford. You guys are pretty godawful.

[–]HermanMelvilleWhaley 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, our team is fucking miserable, so we have to live vicariously through schools who actually crush them.

[–]SecularMantis[S] 74 points75 points ago

Also makes a decent gifsound with this

[–]Mr_Shhh 88 points89 points ago

Yup, it's pretty creepy though... Link

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 21 points22 points ago

I feel like I need to go take a fetal position shower after that,

[–]SpaceBonobo 8 points9 points ago

[–]L1M3 1 point2 points ago

I had heard that Shia LeBouf was going to take on more extreme roles, but that is not what I expected.

[–]1evilballoon 10 points11 points ago

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long while when I left it playing, went over and watched the gif over and over.

[–]averageresponse 61 points62 points ago

[–]iusedtogotodigg 5 points6 points ago

jesus

[–]dis_ma_username 11 points12 points ago

jizzus

[–]notime206 25 points26 points ago

He talked about this clip in an interview with KJR (local radio). Said he sticks his tongue out when focusing... and that all his friends are going to make fun of him now. I think he deserves it.

[–]19ei8hty 18 points19 points ago

Not exactly what he said: he bit a hole in his tongue when he was injured as a child. The hole is still there and it is his nervous tick to mess with it when anxious.

[–]calonyctiondude 4 points5 points ago

It's not necessarily the lip-licking that unnerves me; it's the lusty look of desire in his eyes while he's doing it.

[–]UnCommonSenses 14 points15 points ago

He looks like the guy from weeds

[–]Senor_Manos 3 points4 points ago

Andy Botwin (as played by Justin Kirk)! Dudes awesome, he has a new show coming out and it looks like he pretty much plays Andy Botwin M.D.

[–]bweezy26 6 points7 points ago

I Watched the pilot. It went okay.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 3 points4 points ago

He's criminally underused on Weeds.

[–]jrbcnchezbrg -1 points0 points ago

WAS :'(

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 0 points1 point ago

I havent seen the last season yet, fucker.

[–]juiceboxrock 0 points1 point ago

Animal Practice. It's alright... if it wasn't Andy Botwin, I'm not sure the cute monkey doctor and Dale (Tucker & Dale vs. Evil) would be enough to keep me watching... but for now, I'm still watching to get more Andy.

[–]CinnamonPancake 34 points35 points ago

He must be thinking about Bruce Willis at the end of sixth sense

[–]walshy420 25 points26 points ago

and he jizzed. in. his pants.

[–]synapsesynopsis 1 point2 points ago

Wait, the 6th Sense or the 5th Element?

[–]dubstepdinosaur 5 points6 points ago

I was watching this game and thought to myself "That mic must taste good". Never thought he was actually licking his lips.

[–]EmoPolarbear 4 points5 points ago

Watching it in slow-mo as the gif loaded made this twice as fun.

[–]popcultureref 4 points5 points ago

Is there a way for a guy to lick his lips and not come off as super creepy?

[–]Remus117 1 point2 points ago

Yea, when you just do it once and fast. There is a joke in here somewhere.

[–]madnickhahaha 11 points12 points ago

Is there any context for this?

If not, still pretty funny.

[–]SecularMantis[S] 5 points6 points ago

This is Washington's football team's defensive coordinator during the Washington-Stanford game. Source

[–]naeobe 18 points19 points ago

He's asking what I'm asking: Why is the defensive coordinator making that face?

[–]tylerbray 23 points24 points ago

Oh, well that's easily explainable then, you see the coaches relay vital information and strategy in Parseltongue because it's harder for the other team to lip read.

[–]gtarget 7 points8 points ago

This sounds like an answer from /r/ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]thatfilthyfive 2 points3 points ago

This subreddit is probably old news to everyone else, but OH MY GOD THANK YOU.

[–]caseyvill 4 points5 points ago

I thought that was the winnipeg blue bombers now I don't need to be as embarrassed

[–]Ricekrisper 0 points1 point ago

I'm so so sorry... No team deserves what you're going through. Cats feel you bro.

[–]caseyvill 0 points1 point ago

Thanks it's been a hard year here and the one thing we hoped would make it better is locked out.

Anyways Thanks

[–]positronJon 5 points6 points ago

It almost looks like he threw up in his mouth a little and enjoyed it.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

my thoughts exactly

[–]BobSagetRuinedMe 19 points20 points ago

Jerry Sandusky: Origins

[–]HyperionCantos 4 points5 points ago

meh

[–]danielg7209 2 points3 points ago

X-post from /r/CFB

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 2 points3 points ago

Uncle Andy?

[–]thisismax 2 points3 points ago

"This microphone tastes like sunscreen."

[–]dandy-pants 2 points3 points ago

Not in Washington, it doesn't.

[–]Avg_Millstone 2 points3 points ago

Watching this load on my phone frame by frame made me have to do the shoulder check at work.

[–]tyvanius 5 points6 points ago

Woo! The biggest enemy of the Ducks is the biggest ally to me. Go Beavers, Huskies, and any other team that isn't the Ducks!

[–]yeathl -1 points0 points ago

I was going to UofO when the Ducks went to the Rose Bowl, and all I could think that week was "shut the fuck up I'm trying to study!!!"

[–]tyvanius -3 points-2 points ago

I've lived in Eugene my whole life, and have always been a Beaver fan. I haven't met a Duck fan that isn't hot-headed.

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[–]x52495 6 points7 points ago

that's quite a forehead on her...

[–]SafeSituation 13 points14 points ago

It's almost a five-head!

[–]NextName 5 points6 points ago

That tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a three-mor!

[–]Ugstuboy 1 point2 points ago

Disproportional forehead. 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG.

[–]Twubble -1 points0 points ago

2/10 big forehead.

WOULD NOT BANG

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[–]Greatdrift 0 points1 point ago

cause why not?

[–]NymN_ 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's listening to an erotic hypnosis recording.

[–]treeof_thuglife 0 points1 point ago

This slightly reminds of of people I see having some sort of neuro problem, like a stroke or a seizure. They start doing all kinds of weird stuff with their mouths.

[–]miraitrunks 0 points1 point ago

sometimes when im video tapped i like to lick my lips to freak out the cheating coaches that watch me.

[–]karmaghost 0 points1 point ago

This is the creepiest thing I think I have ever seen.

[–]purepwr410 0 points1 point ago

He looks like uncle Andy from weeds

[–]fatfrost 1 point2 points ago

That's completely fucking creepy.

[–]J-PONY 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that's perturbed by the bug?

Big Load Sports, with Load in brown.

Why.

[–]ktrixter 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one who thought of this

[–]Uluvmylean 0 points1 point ago

'Yeah you snap that ball, snap it nice and good ohhhh yeaahhh that's what Daddy likes. Daddy likes it when you snap that ball good with those hands.'

[–]JesusRodeDinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

Ecstasy is a helluva drug

[–]_luxsit -1 points0 points ago

Wilcox called the shit out of that game go dawgs

[–]kgreen69er 1 point2 points ago

Coach, what are you doing? I took a shitload of ecstasy before the game and man does this feel right.

[–]PictureTraveller 0 points1 point ago

geisha balls doing their magic

[–]Adios_numero_two 0 points1 point ago

Nothing gets by the internet.

[–]chuang-tzu 1 point2 points ago

Justin Wilcox (who used to be our D-Coordinator at Boise State before moving on to Tennessee and UW) is simply a focused man. I always love watching him find NO joy in molding an undersized defense into a world-beating machine of organization and intelligence.

[–]Jesusthecarpenter 1 point2 points ago

Anyone have a .gif that doesn't take 5 minutes to load?

[–]MisterRMF 0 points1 point ago

Watch this while listening to the first 25 seconds of Joan Osborne - One of Us

[–]machines_breathe 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else out there think that this was an animated GIF, waiting for the coach's facial expression to change into something unexpected?

[–]Jonny_Watts -1 points0 points ago

I have the manliest boner right now

[–]NyokaKione -1 points0 points ago

My slow connection allowed me to watch this gif in slow motion.

What is this awkward feeling between my legs.

[–]Fruggles 1 point2 points ago

oh look, a repost...

[–]mingling4502 1 point2 points ago

lol what the fuckin fuck? this sincerely made me laugh my ass off

[–]LuckyTech 0 points1 point ago

That's the smoothest gif I've ever fucking seen

[–]Crashwatcher 0 points1 point ago

Penn State is hiring.

[–]SuedeBuffet 0 points1 point ago

Headset microphones taste good.

[–]_56K 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I'm from Winnipeg (a Canadian city), and have just realised our CFL team has totally stolen Washington's jersey colour scheme. www.bluebombers.com/

[–]p-eng 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was the Bombers too.

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

Go Dawgs!

[–]Allenzilla 0 points1 point ago

Boner time

[–]GunsOfThem -1 points0 points ago

He's hot.

[–]BaconOverAll 0 points1 point ago

Honestly I was expecting a boner

[–]Happyjacker 0 points1 point ago

Shooter Mcgee?

[–]Janet_Coquette 0 points1 point ago

Were there maybe cheerleaders on the field?

[–]Kornephoros 0 points1 point ago

Andy?

[–]homeslike 0 points1 point ago

the mic is just too damn good

[–]runcannyvalley 0 points1 point ago

Brians Thong... starring Damian Lewis

[–]fdisk2053 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see a resemblance to Michael C. Hall?

[–]staunchly 0 points1 point ago

That made me go into a full-body cringe. Gleh...

[–]dumbstick 0 points1 point ago

I thought for sure he was going to have a boner.

[–]BestTastingFish 0 points1 point ago

His eyes, man... his goddamn eyes...

[–]MysticX 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, Shooter!

[–]Coool_story_bro 1 point2 points ago

That guy is on MDMA.

[–]Fuzzywraith 0 points1 point ago

Roughriders!

[–]Drugerts 1 point2 points ago

Nobody knows what the fuck that is

[–]NeverScoop 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the new reaction gif we will be seeing for the next few months.

[–]Nillabeans 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he finally had a decent fart after a long day of grumblies.

[–]flowgod 0 points1 point ago

as a dawg fan this made me lul

[–]monty7888 0 points1 point ago

Mmmm...i like the way he audibles

[–]FlufyMufinz 0 points1 point ago

he looks like the shamwow guy

[–]Shatophiliac 0 points1 point ago

He's on stage 2: Tripping major ball sack.

[–]buhnahnuhbred 0 points1 point ago

Dat play.

[–]internetdotcom 0 points1 point ago

This is Jerry Sandusky's son

[–]KayakNinja 0 points1 point ago

"Touchdown!" uunnnghh

[–]Filthy-slippers 0 points1 point ago

Now that sandusky is outta the game, some coaches might see some room to run. Whadda want him to do; just stand there and drool?

[–]UW_resident 0 points1 point ago

If you never went to a 4-year university ... highly, highly recommended.

I live in the University District, Seattle ... and I make this face daily ...

For those of who you don't get to see this all day, every day: Why I <3 UW Students ...

[–]trypadelik 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Andy Botwin.

[–]polewiki 0 points1 point ago

"What's the big deal guys? My lip gloss is flavored!"

[–]buttcircus 0 points1 point ago

The last bit's reversed.

[–]shizea 0 points1 point ago

[–]chanbrochill17 0 points1 point ago

... plus I'm hungry for shit....

[–]cheetahlip 0 points1 point ago

What did i just watch??

[–]Squal297 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I clicked on this link "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"- Panic! At The Disco started playing. .-.

[–]Unclefrank35 0 points1 point ago

Behind the coach, it seems that Hugo Reyes is now playing football

[–]Coziestpigeon2 0 points1 point ago

...That looks a LOT like the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. I have never realized that.

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

It was mic-lickin' good.

[–]highso 0 points1 point ago

the one time i fully appreciated a slowly loading gif

[–]upsetGobbles 0 points1 point ago

It's even more creepy when you have slow internet

[–]DeaconSage 1 point2 points ago

What the, what?!?!?

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

the cycle appears again. /r/cfb to /r/sports to /r/funny

[–]bigggluke -2 points-1 points ago

this was literally on here yesterday

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know that David Lee coached Washington.

[–]Cougs67 -4 points-3 points ago

Fuck the Huskies, go Cougs!

[–]hectorlca -1 points0 points ago

I'm guessing he was looking at a cheerleader and making sweet sweet love to her vagina from a distance.

[–]sumamus_exordio 0 points1 point ago

i think he needs some carmex or chapstick

[–]kabomlamma -2 points-1 points ago

how many coaches does an American footbal team have? and it seems like nobody really knows who this guy is ? , they are not famous?

[–]CockbeardedNeck69 0 points1 point ago

this is a college team

[–]kabomlamma 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was pretty popular too, or are those more localized famous?

[–]CockbeardedNeck69 0 points1 point ago

they're popular, but they can hardly touch the nfl im pretty sure. there's also 3 levels of college football, so 3 times the teams

[–]SecularMantis[S] 0 points1 point ago

Football teams have many coaches, each specialized to a position/squad. As defensive coordinator, he is the second most important coach (tied with the offensive coordinator) and in most cases will call the defensive plays for his team. That being said, even in the NFL most non-head coaches are not widely recognized, and this man is only DC for a second-rate college team.

[–]Totallysmurfable 0 points1 point ago

Alma mater makes front Page after awesome upset victory - for looking like a sex offender

[–]dylandorf -2 points-1 points ago

This was made even creepier by loading slowly.

Also, where's the obligatory brazzers logo?

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

brazzers logo

WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO

.

[–]fromthe206 0 points1 point ago

Steve Sarkisian is the head coach of the UW huskies not this guy.

[–]etills -5 points-4 points ago

I think this guy is the next Jerry Sandusky.... both were defensive coordinators at their respective colleges.