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[–]Soy_El_Cientifico 118 points119 points ago

Yes you do. Go to reddit.com, when you get tired of that, close that tab open a new one and think about where you want to go. Subconsciously type in reddit.com and continue the process.

[–]red321red321 73 points74 points ago

You can log out any time you like

But you can never leave

guitar solo

[–]madnickhahaha 19 points20 points ago

The never ending circle of reddit.

[–]poop22_ 10 points11 points ago

I will never forgive my brother for introducing me to reddit. I waste so much damn time.

[–]niqtoto 1 point2 points ago

You could easily be my brother. Sorry bro.

[–]Ek49ten 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, most everything on reddit is linked to imgur. It's almost subconscious to do it.

[–]thatsjustshellfish 5 points6 points ago

Throw some porn in there and you've got my life in a nutshell.

[–]BangkokPadang 18 points19 points ago

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[–]DancingOnAPint 3 points4 points ago

I wonder why this is getting downvoted. You bascially copypasta'd my internet history

[–]CommentsAndShit 2 points3 points ago

Don't be silly, you can't watch porn on tblop. Unless you just go there to look at porn site names, in which case whatever floats your boat I guess?

[–]BangkokPadang 2 points3 points ago

PORN WEBSITE NAMES FLOAT MORE THAN MY BOAT.

[–]CommentsAndShit 2 points3 points ago

Your caps button too?

[–]Anaract 3 points4 points ago

its sad how true this is. I'll "finish" my Redditing, close the tab, open up my mail, browse around for a bit because I think I should do something other than Reddit, type in Reddit again without even thinking and then start it all back up again.

[–]twistedfishhook 34 points35 points ago

A lovely comic, but the artist is a redditor herself. I'd feel bad upvoting you.

[–]deja-vu-comment 225 points226 points ago

http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/

At least link to the actual artist's website, douche-nozzle.

I'll retract the douche-nozzle if it was an honest mistake.

.

[–]gggggrrrrrrrrr 69 points70 points ago

the artist is also an active redditor who posted this comic a little while back http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/n2pdk/i_made_this_for_my_cake_day_yesterday_but_got/

[–]pilot3033 14 points15 points ago

Notice how the fullstop at the end of the comment links to the top comment from the last time this was reposted (which was literally 3 days ago)

[–]danieljamesfair -3 points-2 points ago

If you said "(which was 3 days ago)" and it wasn't, I would be wondering why you'd put 3 when you didn't mean 3.

What I'm trying to say is that there was no need for that literally.

[–]pilot3033 2 points3 points ago

Colloquial use of "literally" in order to exaggerate the point.

OR

Clarification that length of time is not hyperbole.

[–]madnickhahaha 17 points18 points ago

I can't get over this account. If there was one account that I'd pick to stay, it would be this bot.

[–]CrazyOldRussian 5 points6 points ago

If I had to pick the most unoriginal novelty account, It'd be this one.

[–]madnickhahaha 4 points5 points ago

Which one?

[–]GreyCastle 12 points13 points ago

CrazyOldRussian was referring to himself.

[–]Nookuler 6 points7 points ago

So meta

[–]mintrolling 4 points5 points ago

I'm

so

meta,

even

this

acronym

[–]MyOtherNameWasBetter -1 points0 points ago

Why wouldn't you just pick Trapped_In_Reddit then?

[–]ubomw 1 point2 points ago

It's an easy way to pick a picture repost, and it does link to the original thread he is stealing from.

[–]Helassaid 3 points4 points ago

Reddit DDoS'ed.

Behold, the power of the internet.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

We DDoS'd it.

[–]Jay_Normous 3 points4 points ago

We always do, don't we Reddit

[–]Mr_Salvati 0 points1 point ago

ya

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

It's almost like they forgot how to use the Internet properly!

[–]beth321 1 point2 points ago

aaaannnddd we broke it.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

That comic is awesome. I love the one with the demon goat. :D

[–]Toopato -2 points-1 points ago

didnt you make this same post last week lol

[–]melotraumatic 1 point2 points ago

Typically when I see a repost I just chalk it up to new users having never seen the content. But seriously, someone posted this 3 days ago and it got 1400 points. Every day of the year someone out there has a two year reddit birthday. Are we going to upvote this picture every day? /rant

[–]fetalfilly 8 points9 points ago

This is not your original work, it's the work of another redditor. Give credit or link to the site instead of ripping it on to imgur. That's just rude.

[–]KarmaAmirite 13 points14 points ago

cracked.com isn't a bad choice when all the links are purple.

[–]apathetic_youth 3 points4 points ago

So many lists.

[–]KarmaAmirite 1 point2 points ago

So much information!

[–]liveryowl 2 points3 points ago

You're telling me. I've looking through reddit for hours because a friend of mine told me I can get driving directions to his house by using the internet.

[–]netpastor 4 points5 points ago

since i've been on reddit, i've found myself a lot more frustrated with my friends and their lack of original content.

[–]TheySeeMeDerpinn 4 points5 points ago

So is this going to be posted for every two-year cakeday from now on? I don't usually complain about reposts, but this legitimately like the eighth time I've seen this.

[–]Rab_Legend 9 points10 points ago

At least cite the webcomic ChaosLife

[–]erikwaits 2 points3 points ago

Must be hard carrying that snoo on your back

[–]willardfillmore 3 points4 points ago

Snoo is a burden we all must bear.

[–]Cliff_Racers 2 points3 points ago

Why does that guy look so cute to me?

[–]genida 1 point2 points ago

Because it's a girl?

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 3 points4 points ago

and of course its a repost.
I would be impressed if it was actually OC.
fuck you op.

[–]antispinthis 1 point2 points ago

i'm almost 2 years (in november) and i honestly can't remember either.

[–]Zook 1 point2 points ago

That's cute.

[–]mrfollicle 1 point2 points ago

Now now Zook... don't mind the children.

takes puff of pipe

[–]CSRazor 0 points1 point ago

Here I am, 12000 miles away from home, on vacation. What do I do? Reddit...

[–]lowrads -1 points0 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

beep

.

[–]lowrads 0 points1 point ago

Oh, it was my cake day yesterday. Thought it was today.

[–]tsuichoi 0 points1 point ago

The reddit guy on his shoulder reminds me of the "Keeper(s)" in Babylon 5, which slowly and painfully kill Londo...

I can see how they two could be correlated, if not an unintentional connection.

[–]stolid_agnostic 0 points1 point ago

wait till you hit 5 years

[–]quirk 0 points1 point ago

It never gets better.

[–]Stackware -1 points0 points ago

I know what you mean. Happy related cakedays to us both.

[–]GhostalMedia 0 points1 point ago

2 years now. Get ready for the Digg v4 cake days.

[–]lugabiel 0 points1 point ago

Actually, with eight months that I've been a redditor a learned how to used the internet. How to find something anything.

[–]Erzsabet 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, yesterday was my two year cake day and I didn't even realize it. I don't even remember where I used to spend all my time on the internet before Reddit. Other than WoW that is.

[–]pkcs11 0 points1 point ago

OP seems to know exactly how to use the internet: steal original content.

[–]Skeetronic 0 points1 point ago

Weird, my post of this exact comment got taken down.

[–]vinny_raffle 0 points1 point ago

Good idea. Repost shit that was retarded the first time.

[–]Toopato 0 points1 point ago

this artist cant get credit anywhere...

[–]Dynasty471 1 point2 points ago

It took me forever to figure out the main character was a girl.

[–]TheMoaningLisa -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations!

[–]6Revolvers 0 points1 point ago

I missed out on my cake day that I was waiting for for SO long ... I'll have to wait to next year.

EDIT: First world problems.

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

2 years of reposting other people's shit eh?

Maybe this would be a good time for you to fuck off.

[–]Sentazar 0 points1 point ago

i honestly feel this way, I don't know of websites outside of like 10 now....before i used to know hundreds

[–]RedPlebiscite[!] 0 points1 point ago

You and me both my brother

[–]Carrotsandstuff 0 points1 point ago

You're doing okay probably. Thanks for not using the term "cake-day".

[–]ZeroShift 0 points1 point ago

Me too, although my cake only showed up last night at like 2 AM.

[–]adnan252 0 points1 point ago

I cant remember how I used the internet before reddit

[–]fintel 0 points1 point ago

I don't even remember what I did before Reddit.

[–]MrMagpie93 0 points1 point ago

The eyes need to be wayyy more bloodshot

[–]ScurvyDawg 0 points1 point ago

Newb

[–]cmbezln 0 points1 point ago

Try 5 years.

</pissing contest>

[–]xeonrage 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this picture posted just a few days ago?

Welcome, digger

[–]zannabee17 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember either and I've only been a redditor for three months.

[–]ASoapyWaffle 0 points1 point ago

Evidently you don't remember that reposting is a no-no.

[–]Lamlot -1 points0 points ago

Happy cakeday!

[–]civilian11214 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you. But I guess you fit in well for reposting bullshit.

[–]Maxtrix07 0 points1 point ago

Cake? Lies.

[–]EdgAre11ano 0 points1 point ago

OH COME ON!!!!! this was literally posted within a WEEK AGO!!!!!!

[–]Phantom31 0 points1 point ago

Is there a female version of this ?

[–]AverageHero 0 points1 point ago

2 year birthday here as well, happy cake day man.

[–]badpokerface123 0 points1 point ago

I've only had an account for 7 months and I have already forgotten what I used to use the internet for before I found reddit

[–]Hazy_V -2 points-1 points ago

Ohhh i get it, so the hottie artist makes an image that can be easily applied to other redditors in the form of a repost, free exposure... damn clever lesbians...

[–]DigestingGandhi 0 points1 point ago

Really? I'm relatively bored with reddit after 2 years...

[–]Androidify21 0 points1 point ago

We share the same Cake Day!! :)