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[–]stevencsat 65 points66 points ago

This post is like Reddit's period. Guaranteed to show up once a month.

[–]keysandchange 10 points11 points ago

Until reddit gets pregnant?

[–]zxcv73 21 points22 points ago

Virgin birth I guess?

[–]stevencsat 3 points4 points ago

hopefully, then it will push out new stuff.

[–]masterwit 0 points1 point ago

Only identical twins/triplets/etc...

[–]Hyphnip 0 points1 point ago

Reddit must have been pregnant since I joined in February because I've never seen this. MAZEL TOV!

[–]newersdk 0 points1 point ago

If i haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[–]LikesGirls 94 points95 points ago

This guy is a serial reposter.

[–]Jreynold 7 points8 points ago

Looking at his submission history, he also has his own confusing nsfw subreddit...

[–]knwh 1 point2 points ago

Well it's certainly an interesting way to advertise Pepsi Next...

/r/PepsiNext

[–]nategamer01 16 points17 points ago

even i reposted this once and felt guilty

[–]Snaab 2 points3 points ago

I love how "knots" is spelled correctly in the image several times, and he still puts "Nots" in the title.

[–]anthereddit 8 points9 points ago

Well... that was intentional. Part of the joke.

[–]Snaab 2 points3 points ago

Wow, I'm an idiot. Didn't notice that so thanks for simply pointing it out instead of being mean about it!

[–]Pentame 20 points21 points ago

I pity the translators...

[–]RWYAEV 7 points8 points ago

I wonder how it was translated. Anyone see the scene in a different language?

[–]moebius23 4 points5 points ago

Just watched it in German. They changed the whole thing:

Rabbit: "Knote die Stücke aneinder Ferkel, mach ein paar schöne Knoten!" (Just knot them together piglet, make some nice knots!)

Piglet: "Wieviele denn?" (How many?)

Rabbit: "Nur fünf knoten, leg los!" (Only five, go!)

Piglet: "Aber vielleicht reißen sie auseinander!" (But maybe they will rip apart!)

Rabbit: "Sie reißen nicht!" (They won't rip apart!)

Puuh: "Wer verreist nicht?" (Who doesn't travel?)

Rabbit: "Puuh!" (Pooh!)

Puuh: "Puuh, Ich?" (Pooh, me? [or something along the lines, it's hard to understand])

So they changed it to make a pun about "reißen" (rip apart) and "reisen" (travel).

[–]Mon_ 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty cool.

[–]Man2th 7 points8 points ago

Hiding from the Backson!

[–]darkharlequin 5 points6 points ago

ha, reminds me of Count Duckula

[–]Mr_Mudkip 4 points5 points ago

I can knot believe how many times this gets reposted.

[–]GhostalMedia 12 points13 points ago

I hate r/funny now.

[–]woggietree 1 point2 points ago

Reddit should team up with tineye.com. Every time someone submits an image thread reddit would run the submitted URL thorough tineye's database, and if any matches were found reddit would disallow the thread being made.

I am not only dissatisfied with /r/funny for all the reposts, but also for the influx of facebook, youtube, yahoo, ect. screenshots being posted. I think it is because /r/wtf has banned them so now they are posted here, and I wish /r/funny would do the same.

[–]tomgentle3 3 points4 points ago

I love this version of this scene

http://imgur.com/abg9t

[–]pepsi_next_reposts 9 points10 points ago

This image is a repost. If you look through past posting by pepsi_next you will see that all of his submitted posts are reposts.

[–]UnseenUniversity 9 points10 points ago

Why should we care? I had never seen this before.

[–]slenderwin 2 points3 points ago

And you've been a redditor for 7 months? o.O

[–]Zenreich 0 points1 point ago

Because OP is a ball of meat, coated in a rich sauce, and served with a side of mashed potatos.

[–]griter34 0 points1 point ago

mmm sounds like a homecooked meal of McDonald's to me!

[–]anti_taco 1 point2 points ago

Because reddit thrives off of new content

[–]Rat_Bastard -2 points-1 points ago

Dammnit. Because of your username I gotta read The Night Watch again.

[–]megusta_tortugas 0 points1 point ago

Kim Possible porn and Ben 10 porn... I guess I shouldn't judge but I never would have thought that was a thing.

[–]fuckidk 5 points6 points ago

Fuck this subreddit.

[–]IAMTHEBATMAN123 5 points6 points ago

Pooh's on first?

[–]MisogynistLesbian 2 points3 points ago

You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe.

[–]MissJill 0 points1 point ago

I think I heard a swing cover of that once

[–]flytaggart1 0 points1 point ago

Silly old beah!

[–]trh19 0 points1 point ago

Captain knots. Captain tying knots.

[–]blogber 1 point2 points ago

[–]KellyTheET 0 points1 point ago

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

Knock knock.

[–]moosee21 0 points1 point ago

Rabbit is a bastard.

[–]tyflood 0 points1 point ago

Whos on first?

[–]tkh0812 0 points1 point ago

Wittiest kids movie in the last 10 years.

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when sitting with your 4 year old son at the theatre and you're laughing the loudest.

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

ah, the weekly milking of the pooh picture

[–]brett805 0 points1 point ago

the problem would go away if there wasnt a thousand people to upvote it

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Poohs on first?

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

Oh we're respoting this shit again?

[–]emokneegrow 0 points1 point ago

How many fucking times am i going to have to see this.

[–]TyroneSuave 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck posts this shit? 7 year olds. Is this /funnyforchildren?

[–]big_al11 0 points1 point ago

Poo who? - At which point Piglet should say "why are you crying?"

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 1 point2 points ago

I've had this guy RES tagged as Reposter for the longest time now.

[–]woggietree 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, about a month or so ago I noticed that I had downvoted this guy about a dozen times so I looked at his history and saw that he is just a karmawhoring reposter.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

I never did like those books or cartoons.

[–]vmars7 0 points1 point ago

I know everyone is whining because apparently this is a repost, but I hadn't ever seen it before, and it provided me a hearty laugh. I love it

[–]Throweythrow 0 points1 point ago

Watched this movie with my niece for the first time this past weekend. Actually not horrible.

[–]xana452 0 points1 point ago

Know what? Someone needs to make either a comic or an animation of this for MLP FIM

[–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

That smug bastard

[–]george1st 0 points1 point ago

I watched this movie on Thursday... what a lonely school holidays...

[–]Ultrafilter -1 points0 points ago

I don't even care if it's a repost. This is one of my favorite image macros of all time.

[–]xandreamx 0 points1 point ago

My 2 year old watches this movie daily. Although the original is my favorite Disney movie, this one isn't that bad compared to some of the other straight to video crap(pooh?) they have made in the past.

[–]gutterpunx0x 0 points1 point ago

My 2 year old also likes it, it annoys the shit out of me but it keeps attention at times when I'm trying to do other things

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points ago

Really? I thought it was quite clever and funny.

[–]deceptionx 1 point2 points ago

Try watching it 12 times in a row.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 0 points1 point ago

Point.

[–]lowguns3 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh Em Gee DAE hate punchline in tha title!

[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

The show was really good, and the intro song beautiful. At 22 years I still would watch that show, sadly doesn't run anymore here. But damn, that was a good kids show.

[–]MissJill 0 points1 point ago

you are correct about the show...but your downvotes come from not realizing this was from the recent movie

[–]musicalnotes16 -3 points-2 points ago

Although it is beyond cute & adorable, it's a repost. Titled "Knock knock". You shall recieve one down-vote from me. Enjoy.

[–]ShaunRW91 -3 points-2 points ago

Dat chain reaction.

[–]deja-vu-comment -5 points-4 points ago

Too cute!

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[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

Cute the first time I saw it this month. Forth time this month, and shame on Pepsi_next. Everytime I see this motherfucker repost something, I give them a downvote. The asshole is at -18.

[–]TrippedOutCat -2 points-1 points ago

FUNNIest thing I've ever seen!

[–]shotijs -4 points-3 points ago

pooh is an ent. :)

[–]iwtwe 0 points1 point ago

REPOSTTTTTT