Cat Collider

Your lucky that your experiment did not induce feline fission. You could of unintentionally caused a chain reaction, which if not stopped, could of caused cat gifs to overthrow the Front Page.

Catpause · 2012-09-29T18:32:20+00:00

The result: Felinium

ShitOnMyFartingBoner · 2012-09-29T18:58:21+00:00

The original youtube channel is Shiro's channel, AKA Zen cat. He's amazing, as are the rest of the cats. http://www.youtube.com/user/shironekoshiro?feature=g-high-u

MadHatter69 · 2012-09-29T17:04:00+00:00

I always start to hear an imaginary sound when I look at gifs.

And so do you now.

db0255 · 2012-09-29T19:48:37+00:00

Meowtrinos!

MAD_JIHAD · 2012-09-29T20:58:10+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
<inserts particle physics joke>	2^coms	1^pt	1^hr	aww
Cat used mirror move	0^coms	3^pts	2^dys	funny
collide kitty	0^coms	8^pts	9^dys	GifSound
Rotary Supercollider	8^coms	371^pts	10^dys	aww

source: karmadecay

akmaa · 2012-09-29T15:03:08+00:00

I hope they have insurance

BuckFritzl · 2012-09-29T17:21:13+00:00

I was thinking, "OP is so dumb, that's not a collider that's a centrifuge" then the collision!

AngryOreo · 2012-09-29T17:31:52+00:00

Winding up to collision

Tee900 · 2012-09-29T17:40:51+00:00

This is the Hiss Boson of cat physics.

HittingSmoke · 2012-09-29T17:44:44+00:00

In search of the Tiggs Boson.

herrakonna · 2012-09-29T17:47:16+00:00

Boy, that spinning kitten was sure generating a lot of gravity...

ArsenicAndRoses · 2012-09-29T17:49:27+00:00

'"The coconut-like sound of their heads colliding secretly delighted the bird."

recursionr · 2012-09-29T17:50:54+00:00

10¹² Hissing particles are generated with every cat collision.

xxX5UPR3M3N00B10RDXx · 2012-09-29T17:51:21+00:00

No, making it have 1337 points does not justify a downvote.

TheMrBrad · 2012-09-29T17:54:04+00:00

Smart cats there, boss.

Misha_Vozduh · 2012-09-29T17:55:13+00:00

If you look close enough you can totally see a higgs boson at the end of that gif.

nichoji · 2012-09-29T17:56:51+00:00

Like watching a game of American Football.

unusedalias · 2012-09-29T18:00:15+00:00

Is this what CERN has been working on?

impznonurcar · 2012-09-29T18:02:09+00:00

Reminds me of the Broadway show.

KomradDimitri · 2012-09-29T18:05:17+00:00

They are very similar. Seems like one cat hits the mirror.

Crayon-Mechant · 2012-09-29T18:05:41+00:00

This is actually how the internet was created.

ghouly · 2012-09-29T18:06:34+00:00

Cat collider? But i don't even know her!

cnk · 2012-09-29T18:19:59+00:00

collision energy: 2 MeWs per cat

fideaux128 · 2012-09-29T18:21:09+00:00

Three Russian cat collisions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q

NikkoTheGreeko · 2012-09-29T18:22:57+00:00

The large Catdron collider?

danneh3826 · 2012-09-29T18:24:39+00:00

then they merge and become one super cat. and take over the world. we're all doomed.

Rokkjester · 2012-09-29T18:27:28+00:00

Meowculear fusion.

birkik · 2012-09-29T18:28:33+00:00

Better title: Pussy Smasher.

grimebox · 2012-09-29T18:29:38+00:00

I think I saw the Higgs Boson

Slayer500x · 2012-09-29T18:30:57+00:00

I added my own sound effects

tctcarnes · 2012-09-29T18:33:45+00:00

That looked strikingly similar to a hitting drill in football.

theartfulcodger · 2012-09-29T18:36:38+00:00

... and that's how we discovered the Jiggs boson.

laquerhead · 2012-09-29T18:36:52+00:00

"They took the bait." -kitten

lvytn · 2012-09-29T18:38:42+00:00

This is actually very nicely done and named.

MarvinLazer · 2012-09-29T18:40:13+00:00

It's a purr-ticle accelerator.

vahntitrio · 2012-09-29T18:51:30+00:00

Well that was certainly unexpected.

el_coco · 2012-09-29T18:53:31+00:00

and this is how the cat particle was found

jacobcg · 2012-09-29T18:56:16+00:00

It's awesome how they both instantly know the most opportune point to attack

cunninglinguist81 · 2012-09-29T18:56:17+00:00

And that's how we can study cations.

ShitOnMyFartingBoner · 2012-09-29T18:57:06+00:00

Shiro would never do any of this.

WhamFlambe · 2012-09-29T19:15:56+00:00

The Large Feline Collider is searching for the Dog Particle to scratch its eyes out.

Apollbro · 2012-09-29T19:30:39+00:00

They still have a lot of work the cats completely missed the one that was sped up they can't expect any results with such terrible accuracy

Habieru7 · 2012-09-29T19:38:57+00:00

This made me lol i wasn't expecting the two cat at the end.

BrewZLee · 2012-09-29T19:43:41+00:00

how the universe of cuteness was formed.

formfactor · 2012-09-29T19:44:10+00:00

Where's the kick starter page for this project? Shut up and take my money!

PictureTraveller · 2012-09-29T19:46:36+00:00

looks like the big cat ran into a mirror

Chaoslab · 2012-09-29T20:15:32+00:00

Purrrrrticle physics?

Zorc85 · 2012-09-29T20:17:26+00:00

When i was 10 ish, I threw a chunk of a a bread in the air, and two seagulls crashed trying to grab it. It was magical.

BunnyPoppit · 2012-09-29T20:17:45+00:00

I feel as though I laughed more than I should have at that.

Setesh42 · 2012-09-29T20:24:11+00:00

Did you create any mewons?

I_Am_Dalek · 2012-09-29T20:53:43+00:00

Repost.

YouMoveLikeIWantTo · 2012-09-29T21:13:47+00:00

Large Catron Collider.

jaspersurfer · 2012-09-29T21:40:39+00:00

I did not see that coming.

MillionDollarSticky · 2012-09-29T22:35:46+00:00

Large Feline Collider.

touchmyfuckingcoffee · 2012-09-29T22:38:57+00:00

All The Upvotes!

panman994 · 2012-09-29T23:26:07+00:00

So you can steal posts from /r/catgifs now and get karma? Thats cool.

tgibson28 · 2012-09-29T23:51:52+00:00

The large catron collider at CATRN has just found evidence of the elusive "kitts-boson particle"

greymud · 2012-09-30T00:02:12+00:00

Instead of quarks and bosons, it releases cations.

lccharger90 · 2012-09-30T00:15:00+00:00

The Cat boson has been found!

fannyalgersabortion · 2012-09-30T00:28:30+00:00

Do they produce Mewons?

faulks · 2012-09-30T00:35:24+00:00

All three of those cats look exactly like my cat. It's unnerving. It's like a Cow cloning has been going on.

Obligatory picture of Cow.

Thezombieman · 2012-09-30T00:38:37+00:00

But... will it blend?

ima_twerp · 2012-09-30T00:59:43+00:00

I just wasted 17 minutes watching that, you moron.

AC9Stang · 2012-09-30T01:03:21+00:00

I fully expect someone with too much free time to edit this with a nuclear explosion as the cats collide.

Edit: I can't edit things for my life.

genYretardbrat · 2012-09-30T01:19:41+00:00

Fuck CERN. That shit's so last decade.

wanker_bob · 2012-09-30T02:05:58+00:00

Any sign of the Hugs Boson?

shteeeeeve · 2012-09-30T02:30:04+00:00

Super!

rose56967 · 2012-09-30T03:00:39+00:00

My cat does the same exact thing... I'm worried about his mental stability...

mythril98 · 2012-09-30T03:56:52+00:00

Suddenly, Supercollider

carrionmyson · 2012-09-30T06:05:53+00:00

Splitting the cat atom

rddtvscmr · 2012-09-30T07:39:32+00:00

CANNOT STOP SMILING. IT WORKS.

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-29T15:48:44+00:00

Why aren't there more upvotes?! I lol'd forever. FOREVER.

Draggedaround · 2012-09-29T17:48:29+00:00

The Higgs Purrson was discovered this way.

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-29T15:50:11+00:00

Why aren't there more upvotes?! I lol'd forever. FOREVER.

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Excalibur32 · 2012-09-29T16:58:05+00:00

How does this not have more upvotes?

queefing_quasar · 2012-09-29T18:00:30+00:00

CAT WUT R U DOIN? CAT WUT R U DOIN? STAHP. CAT STAHP

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

DRex1988 · 2012-09-29T17:24:20+00:00

Who the fuck downvotes this shit?!?!?!?!?!

BLEAOURGH · 2012-09-29T17:30:23+00:00

Damn I'd love to fuck the SHIT out of those tight pussies.... And the cats ain't bad either!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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