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[–]Lohlein 43 points44 points ago

I remember this FB post. This is the one I tried to downvote and couln't because I remembered I was on FB, not Reddit.

[–]darkmafia069 20 points21 points ago

2222222222 chainzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–]gator_bites 20 points21 points ago

"All I want for my birthdayyy, is a big booty hoe"

[–]Madhadda 16 points17 points ago

"she got a big booty, so I call her big booty"

Truuuuuuuuu

[–]VTJP 6 points7 points ago

He is a lyrical wordsmith.

[–]backdora_da_explora 4 points5 points ago

The black Shakespeare. Blackspeare.

[–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I always imagined Akala was white.

[–]FiL-dUbz 1 point2 points ago

"I'm over bitches house like I'm only gonna visit/ when they try to make me stay I tell em 'that's some strong liquor'/"

[–]klispig 5 points6 points ago

"the FB"

[–]backdora_da_explora -1 points0 points ago

Leave out the "the". Just call it Facebook.

[–]Pikachu_on_trees 3 points4 points ago

2termz need to stick to his own shit. If he goes mainstream and write speeches with no content, I will not cheer for him. I hate politicians today, only talking about bitches and money!

[–]ALLCAPSBUTNOTYELLING 2 points3 points ago

this entire shirt is more ignorant than spelling terms with a z

[–]razerdoh 10 points11 points ago

Dont show it to fox news, they will think its real

[–]pooticus 0 points1 point ago

This also showed up on /r/funny yesterday.

[–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

Wait, this isn't real? Must've used the PictureShop.

[–]8opus 4 points5 points ago

I really hope Romney gets elected just so the whole of American redditors kill freak out

[–]TheDukeDude 1 point2 points ago

Freak Out is such a nice guy! I would never kill him!

[–]pompoms 1 point2 points ago

Regardless of my political preference, I don't understand the rockstar status reddit gives Obama. I'm a little creeped out by the amount of his babies reddit wants to have.

[–]CaptainToast09 0 points1 point ago

but the British PM will lose his best foreign friend :(. BFFs yo

[–]BurntTheToast -1 points0 points ago

Gary Johnson 2012

[–]skywalker777 -4 points-3 points ago

if you live on the world, no. you don't hope romney gets elected.

[–]Radzell 1 point2 points ago

Give it 2 days I will see someone on my block with this on a tee.

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill 0 points1 point ago

Just realized that I have to go get a license so I can vote.

[–]4sexypants4 -1 points0 points ago

me too!

[–]heyitsConnorF -1 points0 points ago

[–]Pangeaefate 0 points1 point ago

This will get him the 47% easily

[–]dacabo 1 point2 points ago

CTHULHU 2012

[–]arabianmango -1 points0 points ago

Same here! lol

[–]nbritton91 0 points1 point ago

No thanks

[–]uncleswithbenefits 0 points1 point ago

Play this song in the background. It makes it a million times better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RB1UV8m6b4

[–]pablodudeman 0 points1 point ago

Instantly made this my desktop wallpaper.

[–]Get__Fucked 2 points3 points ago

Sweet. More politics. Totally made me laugh....

[–]triplea20x -4 points-3 points ago

Maybe you just don't get it...

[–]Get__Fucked 2 points3 points ago

What's there not to get.

[–]Vried -2 points-1 points ago

Tru.

[–]triplea20x 0 points1 point ago

TRUUUUUUUU

[–]cbung 0 points1 point ago

For the lazy: http://hkcovers.tumblr.com/ And the TEE: http://oddoneapparel.bigcartel.com/product/obama-2termz-tee

Personally I wish they offered the tshirt without the #2TERMZ" =/

[–]kirkgobangz -1 points0 points ago

I'll get downvoted for this, but as a Libertarian, this seems more appropriate. http://i.imgur.com/1Wmkv.jpg?1

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

So brave. Gary Johnson 2012

[–]SexySorcerer 0 points1 point ago

as a Libertarian

A libertarian? On Reddit? Madness!

[–]marquis_vlad -2 points-1 points ago

all of my hate.

i dont want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]triplea20x -1 points0 points ago

Can you please explain why so many people don't like this?

[–]Thisisacoolname 1 point2 points ago

Because 2 chainz is a horrible rapper.

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[–]Thisisacoolname 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. He probably can't rap either.

[–]triplea20x 0 points1 point ago

So it would be funnier if it were Nas?

    Actually, I would love if someone put Obama's face on the cover of God's Son

[–]rokusho0100 -3 points-2 points ago

so how many of you here actually know henock?

EDIT: I'm just curious, but this probably came out as condescending, sorry

[–]pimpofpixels -1 points0 points ago

For the sake of Iran, and middle Eastern people all throughout the region, I hope not.

[–]triplea20x -2 points-1 points ago

If Romney is the president, he'll probably just go bomb Iran outright

[–]pimpofpixels 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, Romney shouldn't be president either.

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[–]skywalker777 1 point2 points ago

oh fall off your high horse and break your neck, please.

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[–]skywalker777 -1 points0 points ago

no because that wouldn't make any fucking sense.

[–]Lohlein 0 points1 point ago

What did he say?

[–]skywalker777 -1 points0 points ago

"well at least no one would follow me by doing that." or something very similar to that. i know that was the jist of it though.

[–]Lohlein 0 points1 point ago

Okay what was his first coment that he deleted?

[–]skywalker777 1 point2 points ago

oh wow i hadn't realized he deleted both of them. sad people feel they need to do that. he said something along the lines of "i fucking hate following all the masses on facebook. if they all jumped off a cliff you would too." again not word for word but thats the jist of it.

[–]Lohlein 0 points1 point ago

Thank you