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[–]Martel_the_Hammer 467 points468 points ago

I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more people lose their virginity in their 20s than we realize.

[–]science87 326 points327 points ago

I am 25 still haven't had sex.

[–]rape_meister 64 points65 points ago

I lost my virginity at 25.. and haven't gotten laid in nearly 2 years since that relationship. Not sure if I would have rather still be a virgin. I could have been a wizard in just 3 years.

[–]tollstine 39 points40 points ago

Your user name tells me it wasn't mutually thought of as a relationship or as sex. Maybe surprise sex, I guess.

[–]rape_meister 14 points15 points ago

She was the one who surprised me. I was so drunk I was slipping out of consciousness until she started biting.

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[–]Shlugo 2 points3 points ago

I could have been a wizard in just 3 years.

I don't think many people will get that joke. :D

[–]I_am_God_seriously 75 points76 points ago

One day all the forever alone redditors should get together and form a super secret wingman society.

[–]blingdog19 127 points128 points ago

or an orgy.

[–]MrWeirdlust 78 points79 points ago

"Okay, back to the pile"

[–]untrustableskeptic 25 points26 points ago

Or an orgy.

[–]ArtoriusMaximus 61 points62 points ago

OPA GANGBANG STYLE!

[–]Coenn 148 points149 points ago

Fuck. You.

Opa is Dutch for grandpa.

[–]Dueada 47 points48 points ago

He knew that all along.

[–]ICouldEatAKnobAtNite 25 points26 points ago

Thanks mate. As a 23yo, you just made me feel a whole lot better. I am not alone...well I am, but you know what i mean.

[–]steve290591 84 points85 points ago

I might have sex with you. Mightn't be what you were expecting though, very gay :D. I am quite good-looking, however, so you should be happy nonetheless.

[–]philb 75 points76 points ago

Since this is the internet, and everything is the opposite, this is actually a very straight and unhappy woman.

5/10 would still bang.

[–]steve290591 6 points7 points ago

Not even, but nicely done - reddit does have a way of lying (see Buster, just go on the internet and tell lies?), or so I've noticed...

[–]buster2Xk 9 points10 points ago

What have I got to do with it?

[–]clondike7 25 points26 points ago

I didn't until I was 27. First girlfriend, and I was her first too. Been together for a year and a half now and its been great :) Hit the gym and don't give up.

Edit: As a sidenote. You don't have to literally hit the gym. You could also do home workout (Insanity, P90X) if you have the determination to go through with it. I did Insanity for ~9 months and now I'm doing P90X. A gym membership is out of my budget. If you can't afford weights, rubber bands are pretty cheap and give a more flexible range of resistance.

[–]pickledparsnip 10 points11 points ago

/automatically assumes obesity

[–]clondike7 3 points4 points ago

I didn't assume obesity. Even if you are skinny, going to the gym makes you look better. Gain some muscle. It makes it look like you don't spend most of you time doing nothing. Lack of muscle shows a lack of activity.

[–]science87 1 point2 points ago

I am actually good looking and in really good shape I've been doing p90x every day for past year, reason I am a virgin still is just because I don't socialise and have a really low sex drive, I start uni next year so I will probably have alot of sex then

[–]goofymilk 4 points5 points ago

If you don't socialize, then what makes you think that girls will want to have sex with you? I'm not trying to bash you here, it's an honest question.

[–]dakru 6 points7 points ago

Hit the gym and don't give up.

Good advice here. Why in the world wouldn't you go to the gym, when you can have a much improved body in a year? That'll help for sure.

[–]natarem 2 points3 points ago

If you literally hit the gym, it might hurt. Unless you're just hitting those mats they use in the middle-aged women classes. That might be a good workout.

[–]d3l3t3 10 points11 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

Let me know when you do, so I can wait two years so I can beat you.

[–]hopeful_virgin 3 points4 points ago

What you have to do is not give up on yourself.

I know I'm not giving up.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 89 points90 points ago

25 is the new 15.

[–]theeespacepope 14 points15 points ago

11 does seem to be the new 1.

/grumpy old man

[–]Cheaba 5 points6 points ago

Id argue that 12 is the new 15.

[–]THECapedCaper 59 points60 points ago

I'm 26 and just lost mine about a month ago. Combination of having no confidence until about 22 and then having shitty shitty luck for four years.

Never wanted to be a Wizard.

[–]penguin93 40 points41 points ago

I didnt choose the Wizard life, the Wizard life chose me.

[–]Reesch 44 points45 points ago

But the robe and hat.

[–]friday6700 12 points13 points ago

So soft.

[–]moosee21 133 points134 points ago

I'm 27 (female) and still haven't.

[–]monsterballads 270 points271 points ago

sup

[–]himself_v 24 points25 points ago

I've read your username as "monsterballs" and thought I understood why you were sup-ping her.

[–]lessthanjake 5 points6 points ago

Edit in this gif and you'll have her in no time.

[–]Whodini 57 points58 points ago

Nice try, 21 year old moose.

[–]moosee21 16 points17 points ago

Nope. The 21 came when hotmail suggested it years ago.

[–]Dunge 18 points19 points ago

I'm turning 27 next week (male) and still haven't. I feel you.

[–]ChillyWillster 18 points19 points ago

nowkiss.jpg?

[–]snowplay 22 points23 points ago

nowfuck.jpg

[–]TheA2P 35 points36 points ago

nowfuck.gif

FTFY

[–]Holybasil 79 points80 points ago

You're a woman though, you can rectify that tonight if you desired to do so.

[–]moosee21 161 points162 points ago

So could a guy, but it might cost more.

Just because I could go snag some random dude at a club doesn't invalidate my position.

[–]TheShaeDee 47 points48 points ago

24 virgin female, and I feel the same way! Why do people tell me I need to fix my no sex situation? I like staying at home and playing endless hours of video games on a Friday night.

[–]moosee21 35 points36 points ago

I would like to fix the situation, but don't want to sleep with someone I'm not in a relationship with.

[–]Alexqzilla 28 points29 points ago

Way to wedge that in there

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 21 points22 points ago

Don't hit on me you silly boys~

[–]modex20 9 points10 points ago

How does it affect your confidence?

[–]moosee21 12 points13 points ago

Pretty heavily, actually. I don't date much, partly because I'm nervous of the moment I tell them - afraid that they'll think I'm a freak and move on.

[–]Raenryong 5 points6 points ago

Most guys won't care. That being said, you should be prepared for the possible reaction that if a guy is not serious about you right away, he could possibly decide against doing anything sexual with you (due to the whole "your first time should be special!" idea).

The worst stigma for virginity among both sexes is the one you apply to yourself.

[–]moosee21 4 points5 points ago

Solid answer...thanks. If the guy didn't want to engage in any sexual activity with me because he didn't feel serious about me, I wouldn't feel bad about myself. I would be pretty thankful for his honesty.

[–]victordavion 13 points14 points ago

I don't think that's true. In either sense.

I don't believe that women can simply get laid by putting themselves out there just as much as I don't believe any man can do the same.

[–]bombtrack411 27 points28 points ago

The majority of women could certainly just let everyone know they want NSA sex and at least one guy at the club is going to take you up on that.. Guaranteed, unless you are morbidly obese.

[–]victordavion 5 points6 points ago

There's standards involved...

[–]moosee21 10 points11 points ago

Exactly. I could go out and make my vagina open for business, but I have standards.

[–]himself_v 13 points14 points ago

"Open from 9am to 7pm ONLY" :)

[–]bombtrack411 0 points1 point ago

Your proving the above point though. Men couldn't just proposition a few people for NSA sex and expect a taker. Women absolutely can. Noone said anything about finding a soul mate.

[–]dakru 21 points22 points ago

I don't believe that women can simply get laid by putting themselves out there just as much as I don't believe any man can do the same.

Two scenarios:

  1. A woman of average attractiveness goes to a bar, and starts dancing, hoping for a man of average attractiveness to make a move and make sex happen.

  2. A man of average attractiveness goes to a bar, and starts dancing, hoping for a woman of average attractiveness to make a move and make sex happen.

I guarantee you the woman will have a much easier time.

[–]dusty071 24 points25 points ago

Yeah, dont you guys watch national geographic? The male has to fight and claw his way to the female. Death is usually included.

[–]dakru 4 points5 points ago

It's like a poor person being sad that they've never travelled to Paris, and then a rich person saying "yeah, I still haven't either". It doesn't mean much because the rich person could much more easily do it if they wanted.

No, it's not like all women could easily have sex with any guy. Not at all. But at the same level of attractiveness (average, for example), a woman is absolutely going to be able to get sex more easily.

[–]moosee21 7 points8 points ago

If a man and woman have equal standards for sexual partners, then neither are at an advantage or disadvantage. This argument is infuriating.

[–]Anaxan 4 points5 points ago

Woah.

[–]Reesch 6 points7 points ago

Excellent point. The whole "any woman can get laid whenever she wants" thing that goes on around here is stupid.

EDIT: Looks like everyone is more desperate than I realized.

[–]diadelsuerte 96 points97 points ago

They can and it's not.

[–]Fugitivebush 16 points17 points ago

Remember you. We are on the internet. Where the men are desperate and women are sparse.

[–]NutellaGrande 20 points21 points ago

so could a man. it would probably just cost a little more

[–]westonci 9 points10 points ago

but you could get arrested by an undercover cop, which is the main reason more men dont go that route

[–]I_use_bro_mockingly 18 points19 points ago

I don't think that's the "main reason" men don't go that route...

[–]diy_tripper 4 points5 points ago

STD's and the possibility of getting robbed or stabbed at some point during the transaction are the main reasons why men don't go that route.

Also, the shame. OH GOD the shame.

[–]barnesandnobles 5 points6 points ago

Mostly the shame

[–]cookii 27 points28 points ago

A chick could pick up any number of creepy guys, a dude could go and probably pick up any number of skanky or insecure girls. It's really not that much easier if either party has standards.

[–]nawitus 40 points41 points ago

No, it actually is really easy for women.

Research assistants of average attractiveness were asked to introduce themselves to strangers of the opposite sex in public ... When individuals in a relationship were excluded from the count, 68% of men and 43% of women agreed to the date. Also, 40% of men and 21% of women agreed to going to the assistant's place. Finally, 59% of men (but 0% of women) agreed to casual sex.

[–]moosee21 1 point2 points ago

This study has been repeated and validated on numerous occasions. Standards are the name of the game, though...

[–]bombtrack411 2 points3 points ago

Please Upvote the man with actual data.

[–]helloreddits456464 12 points13 points ago

This whole "Which gender can get laid easier?" debate is VERY easily settled...

[–]mavriksfan11 8 points9 points ago

Let's just all have sex. That will settle it.

[–]dakru 4 points5 points ago

I don't even know how it's a debate.

Sure, there are things that women have harder. Finding sex is most certainly not one of them.

The most common "arguments" against it are "well an ugly woman won't have an easy time!". Maybe not, but an ugly man (unless he's one of the few who are rich and famous) will have an even harder time. Then there are usually a bunch of people who just yell "no this is stupid, stop saying that all women could have sex with any man they want!". But no one really says that. It's that at the same level of attractiveness, a woman will have an easier time than a man.

[–]bombtrack411 3 points4 points ago

Bullshit an average Joe could not simply proposition random women for sex and expect an easier taker. 20/20 did a hidden Camera study on this and even when they used amazingly fit and handsome guys they couldn't find a single girl to take them up on their offer of NSA sex. They reversed the study using very plain looking average girls and got a taker on more or less every other guy they asked for NSA sex.

[–]Bobzer 33 points34 points ago

I've been involved in a couple of shag weeks (sex ed promotional thing that goes around universities where you promote sexual health and give out free condoms and stuff) and we do a couple of courses on sexual health before it.

It seems like most people lose their virginity in their teens but from what we've been told it looks like it's only about 50% of people (possibly even less), the thing is that most people who haven't are too ashamed to say so, so it's hard to get accurate statistics.

Generally they lose it pretty quickly after getting to college but 20-24 is a surprisingly normal age to first have sex. Women also tend to stay virgins longer than men.

[–]soonahn 52 points53 points ago

So... you're saying for a period of time, it's just the same girls that are taking guys virginities?

THEY'RE STEALING ALL THE WIZARDS IN THE WORLD

[–]snowplay 11 points12 points ago

THEM WITCHES...

[–]rocketpants85 8 points9 points ago

I love these stupid references.

[–]Kunkletown 14 points15 points ago

the thing is that most people who haven't are too ashamed to say so, so it's hard to get accurate statistics.

I would hypothesize that women would be more apt to tell you if they were virgins. Hence the comment below:

Women also tend to stay virgins longer than men. Unless it is just a few women deflowering a lot of men.

I find this hard to believe since women tend to date older men.

[–]SirAuron 14 points15 points ago

I have never been ashamed to admit that I have never had sex, only sad...

[–]snowplay 11 points12 points ago

It's okay. You need to look out for Tidus. You promised his old man. We understand.

[–]flunkorg 13 points14 points ago

21, been with my girlfriend for nearly 4 years now. Still no sex.

[–]dakru 28 points29 points ago

... Why?

[–]deagle50ae 11 points12 points ago

Why? Sex and intimacy have always been a really important thing in ym past relationships; it seems bizarre to me to go 4 years with a "girlfriend" and not end up having sex.

[–]The_LuftWalrus 11 points12 points ago

...

wat?

[–]nononao 5 points6 points ago

tyler is that you

[–]HDRoy 5 points6 points ago

Lost it at 20 and a half, girl i like is 22 and hasn't lost it... YET.

[–]Nigel_Vertigo 2 points3 points ago

Godspeed, sir!

[–]bombtrack411 4 points5 points ago

I was 15, but hit a dry spell from 20-23 when I really let myself go. Once I started taking care of myself physically again I got my confidence back and dating was relatively easy again. The point being you can change your attractiveness to women.

[–]hedonismbot89 9 points10 points ago

According to the Kinsey Institute, the average age of first sexual intercourse is 16.9 for males and 17.4 for females. It also states that by age 21 that 89% of males are sexually active while 85% of females are sexually active. So take away from that what you will. When it comes to sexology (yes, this is a real subject), I trust the Kinsey Institute.

[–]Arclite83 14 points15 points ago

I was 20. She was 17. She made me wait 1.5 years, but it was worth it IMO. Married her, been together 10 years now, having our second child in December.

[–]Desinvolture 67 points68 points ago

23? He was only 7 years off becoming a wizard...

[–]Metamorphism 26 points27 points ago

Blue balled high priest.

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 144 points145 points ago

The worst part about meeting a celebrity, is not knowing what to do with your hands.

[–]jonesey46 47 points48 points ago

Chris Martin of Coldplay didn't lose his virginity untill age 22, and look at him now, he's banging Gwyneth Paltrow. There's hope for everyone.

[–]TimeForSnacks 41 points42 points ago

Oh, god. It just dawned on me that unless something incredible happens in the next two days, it'll be 25 for me 0_0

[–]penciledin 35 points36 points ago

That's assuming something incredible happens in the next year and two days as well...

[–]Insanatey 32 points33 points ago

Incredible things do not happen, incredible things are done.

Go out my son and FORGE YOUR DESTINY

[–]Travis_Was_Taken 11 points12 points ago

But remember to forge safely and wrap before you tap.

[–]micahshell 2 points3 points ago

But but I have sneakers with my face on them.

[–]tehbertl 201 points202 points ago

Huge Hefner

I think that's what his dong is called, yeah.

[–]MSweeny81 77 points78 points ago

Seems my Freudian slip was showing.

[–]Scrubtanic 20 points21 points ago

Ah, the Freudian slip: When you say one thing, but mean your mother another.

Edit: Dammit.

[–]Jacelius 7 points8 points ago

Huge Hugh

[–]Acid-Rain 18 points19 points ago

And JFK lost his virginity to a prostitute.

SOURCE: I read it in a book in a bookstore when I was younger. A cursory Google search reveals that it was a Harlem brothel, and he was 17.

[–]03fb 41 points42 points ago

So from a young age he knew he was going to be a politician

[–]raffytraffy 11 points12 points ago

how did he not wank until 18?

[–]pugsrcute 65 points66 points ago

Playboy wasn't around yet.

[–]dongpal 4 points5 points ago

oh you

[–]shkraimershcosmo 5 points6 points ago

Theres still hope for me yet.

[–]aMillionLasers 6 points7 points ago

to be fair it was another time... when was it that he was 22, huh? like... the late 18th century?

[–]thrownear 78 points79 points ago

23? That's pretty good, try waiting until you're 31!

[–]ItKeepsGoingBackIn 125 points126 points ago

The wizard has spoken!

[–]Shitwick 20 points21 points ago

[–]YouJellyFish 9 points10 points ago

My oh my, I hate this picture.

[–]Shardwing 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]YouJellyFish 8 points9 points ago

No particular reason other than preference. It doesn't really add anything to the conversation, it's not funny, and the art style is grating to me. Maybe others like it, but I always view these comments as the equivalent of "lol" or "this." None of them add anything, but this one is acceptable to Reddit for some reason.

TL;DR: I dunno. Whatever floats your boat or pops your weasel

[–]SirReginaldPennycorn 48 points49 points ago

23 is not old. I didn't start having sex until I was motherfucking 28.

EDIT: No, I did not lose my virginity to my mother. As far as I know, I was only in her vagina once and that was almost 32 years ago.

[–]david0mp 40 points41 points ago

Interesting way to lost your virginity.

[–]Karmaisthedevil 16 points17 points ago

motherfucking at 28.

FTFY

[–]SirReginaldPennycorn 2 points3 points ago

You know, as soon as I typed that, I thought to myself: "Self, people here are going to make some sort of reference to fucking your mother. But I'll say it anyway."

[–]Coenn 8 points9 points ago

motherfucking

mother

you bastard.. ಠ╭╮ಠ

[–]VirtualWork 346 points347 points ago

I just turned 23 last week. Was feeling pretty okay about it, like "I'm not that old yet" kinda thing. Saw the title of this post. Don't even care what it links to anymore. Saturday ruined.

[–]adammcbomb 175 points176 points ago

well, the link is funny and 23 isn't old.

[–]jonahlew 122 points123 points ago

23 is old for Reddit. Everyone here is seems to be about 14. You're over the hill. Sorry your birthday got ruined.

[–]cardboard8bit 19 points20 points ago

Hey! 15 to you, buddy!

[–]CommentsAndShit 42 points43 points ago

Easy there, gramps.

[–]Nightwing11 5 points6 points ago

im 4 you all are old as dirt

[–]Aemulus 27 points28 points ago

I turned 23 the week before. It was no different than any other birthdays.

I'm still 16 at heart, but responsibilities of the adult life catches up. :(

[–]zoidberg82 28 points29 points ago

Just turned 30 two weeks ago, I don't feel old at all. However, I have way too many friends who are bummed out by the number. I'm enjoying the ride I could care less what my age is.

Now to be fair I know that some of them never thought they'd be where they are at 30. They imagined at this point they'd have a wife, kids, a solid career... While some of them have good jobs they're far away from getting married and having kids (they must first meet a girl). While some of them have a girl they are still working teenage jobs (i.e. retail).

While I've got a house, got married, I don't plan to have kids, so I have the whole dual income no kids thing going on. I had a good job but wasn't happy so I've been going back to school for Network Engineering and loving every bit of it. The wife and I still have enough money to travel/take vacations. Our weekends are still filled with activities.

If no one told me I was 30 I'd assume I was 20.

[–]kessel_run 15 points16 points ago

you are living the dream, sir.

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 15 points16 points ago

Anything below 40 is still "young, in my opinion, and anything below 60 is still not old.

[–]anotherlandguy 22 points23 points ago

Spoken like someone in their mid-to-late 30s.

[–]ForgettableUsername 9 points10 points ago

'Old' is always 5-10 years older than me.

[–]apteryx_274 3 points4 points ago

good call! I'm 34, the same age as PSY.

[–]MagicallyVermicious 22 points23 points ago

I turn 24 next week. GET OFF MY LAWN.

[–]Rmeder1 3 points4 points ago

I also turn 24 next week(Thursday the 4th) ...which day is yours?

[–]MrShittyFatTits 6 points7 points ago

I'm 25, living in my first house, and I sincerely had that thought a few weeks ago. Some kids were walking down the road (no sidewalks) and they were walking along the edges of everyone's lawns. I had a sudden, brief urge to defend my property and tell those no-good kids to stay off my lawn.

[–]JLContessa 10 points11 points ago

You might be able to control that mild case of melodrama when you get a little older, dear. :)

[–]jfk90787 12 points13 points ago

I turned 25 a few weeks ago. For the first time I 'felt' old on a birthday. Think it is just knowing my 20s, supposedly the most rockin' time of my life, is halfway over and I still feel like it never really got started. Shit sucks.

I am already dreading what it is going to feel like when turning 30.

[–]Deceptitron 3 points4 points ago

Just think. You're now a quarter of a century old!

[–]cass314 5 points6 points ago

And here I am, just about to be 24. Maybe I'll just go back to bed.

[–]redtheda 5 points6 points ago

I'm 40, soon to be 41, and you sir can go fuck yourself, in the nicest way possible.

Happy belated birthday.

[–]trashitagain 7 points8 points ago

I'm 28, and (hopefully)less than a month from losing it.

I've got to say, I'm bummed about all of those lost years. Start trying to make yourself a person that someone else would want to fuck NOW, don't wait for sex to fall into your lap, because it never does.

[–]Snap65 10 points11 points ago

Sex will fall on your lap easier if you be attractive and not unattractive.

[–]trashitagain 14 points15 points ago

I've come to find that I'm not unattractive, I'm tall and I've usually been in shape thanks to being a former Marine.

And you know what? For a guy, you still have to get out there and make it happen. Attractive girls may get hit on and be pursued, but that isn't how it works for guys. If you never make clear to a girl that you want to have sex then you aren't ever going to have sex.

[–]amcrastinator 5 points6 points ago

So true, I didn't have sex until I was 19 (that felt too long to me). I got it in my head at a young age that I wouldn't talk about sex or be sexual towards women because I wanted to prove that I liked being friends with them and the idea of them thinking I was only interested in sex was appalling to me so I wanted to make sure that didn't happen. Well, that worked about as good as you'd think it would. Too good, no women ever thought I wanted to have sex with them. Whoops! Thank god i met a girl in college that was free and open with sex and made me realize what an idiot I was being. If I hadn't met her, there's a real possibility I never would have had sex in my life, ever.

[–]dakru 7 points8 points ago

So many men get into this shit mentality that wanting sex from a woman is wrong, that male sexuality is creepy and burdensome, and that you have to first make up for the wrongness of wanting her sexually by "appreciating" her in every other way and wanting a relationship and such. Shitty myth perpetuated by men and women.

[–]MrShittyFatTits 4 points5 points ago

If you think turning 23 years old makes you old you're being stupid. You're not old, you idiot, you're just not a child anymore.

[–]PumpActionYogurt 0 points1 point ago

I turned 23 last week too! Wee!

[–]googie_g15 4 points5 points ago

I turn 23 next month. I know these feels bro :(

[–]cedargrove 33 points34 points ago

I turn 30 in a month, shut the fuck up.

[–]absolutenot 6 points7 points ago

I turn 33 in a month and a half -- all you children go to your rooms, and stay off my lawn. ;-P

[–]prof_hobart 7 points8 points ago

I turned 33 a decade ago. You youngsters don't know you've been born...

[–]Houndie 16 points17 points ago

Lost mine at 22. Not THAT old.

EDIT: Wow, I just realized that all of us are trying to reassure an image macro that he's not alone at losing his virginity in his 20s.

[–]bman_33 27 points28 points ago

Nobody likes you when you're 23....

[–]GentlemanGallimaufry 28 points29 points ago

This gives me hope.

[–]Metamorphism 17 points18 points ago

.. to go outside and socialize.

[–]Steveyobs 77 points78 points ago

I wouldn't go that far.

[–]Shardwing 2 points3 points ago

Stay inside and socialize?

[–]GentlemanGallimaufry 5 points6 points ago

Who else is going to talk to my cat?

[–]Todomanna 17 points18 points ago

23... right... that's a long time.

[–]yumagamo 6 points7 points ago

You may feel like you've seen all the movies, but a Japanese person would feel like he finally found the treasure he dreamed of that had been hidden behind 8 bit pixel walls.

[–]mogish 8 points9 points ago

My friend always used to assure me that it was a good thing I was a virgin, that I should be proud because there aren't that many. Then he would tell me about who he fucked that weekend. Thanks bro.

[–]AntiBandwagonGuy 8 points9 points ago

I went to high school with this guy. I'd believe it.

[–]Cormorrant 7 points8 points ago

I lost my virginity at 19 but am still a lonely old 27 year old guy. So what? I had sex? Whooptie doo I'm still as lonely as all of you.

[–]intoon 5 points6 points ago

[–]Edrondol 11 points12 points ago

Aside from obvious portion about age, this is a well constructed joke. Kudos to Mr. Collier.

[–]fredoJ 9 points10 points ago

Fun fact: today is my 23rd birthday!

[–]Synrez 4 points5 points ago

As an 18 year old virgin this thread makes me feel a bit better.

[–]twat69 3 points4 points ago

28

[–]IceBreak 3 points4 points ago

Damon Lindelof?

[–]Wrym 3 points4 points ago

Now he knows what the big flap was over.

[–]slash196 4 points5 points ago

Wow, a real life friend is the top post on Reddit. Great to see Rob getting some of the recognition he deserves.

If you're reading this Rob, twin city time trial.

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 3 points4 points ago

nobody likes you when you're 23

[–]HolyLiaison 1 point2 points ago

Why do these obvious campaigns pushing crappy comedians keep getting upvoted? This joke isn't even funny.

[–]wordamerica20 3 points4 points ago

How do you not have sex with all the women throwing themselves at you?

[–]DarcyHart 7 points8 points ago

I'm 19 and already getting nervous. The thing is, I'm not actually that bothered about doing it. I'm just nervous about it happening so late.

[–]ColdChemical 2 points3 points ago

19 here as well. Listen, it's completely true what they say. "Hi" is the. best. pickup line. ever. I almost never talked to girls, being as socially awkward and lacking in self confidence as I was, but it was the start of college, and fuck it she looked cute so let's start a conversation. Fast forward about 6 days and the only reason we aren't fucking like rabbits is because it was the wrong time'o'the month... of course, this is where life gets complicated and things don't work out, but dammit I was pretty close. I found someone who wanted to have sex with me, and that is pretty darn neat.

[–]suiton 2 points3 points ago

Only 6 more years until I achieve Wizard Status!!

[–]spaceman_spiff82 2 points3 points ago

I think this would be well appreciated in /r/exmormon.

[–]Juttore 0 points1 point ago

fake David Cross

[–]dellwho 0 points1 point ago

this seems like an advert for this guy.

[–]tossnear 2 points3 points ago

I absolutely love these new little-known comedian posts. It's good to appreciate all of the comedians that aren't as famous Louie CK or the rest

[–]Biceps_Inc 1 point2 points ago

The big 24 was my year of loss.

It was horrible. lol

[–]Bogan_Grogan 3 points4 points ago

TIL A lot of people are still virgins

[–]dez4u 2 points3 points ago

Hey that was pretty funny maybe I'll follow him on twitter,

said no one ever.

[–]automatedresponse 3 points4 points ago

Confession bear: I didn't laugh at this picture.