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[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 83 points84 points ago

get off reddit, and go try to sex her up.

[–]eXtreme98 18 points19 points ago

All of them at the same time, without birth control. It's the only way.

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

I'MMA FUCK ALL YOU ALL BITCHES!

-Idiocracy

[–]failed_novelty 36 points37 points ago

go for the one on the right, you're on reddit so she MIGHT be in your league.

[–]brakedust 3 points4 points ago

Seeing as this person is a HS grad, that may be an illegal pursuit.

[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 1 point2 points ago

hey hey hey... you leave it to me to post the broken rules!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

hopewell bro!

[–]gasundtieht 2 points3 points ago

As in NJ? Like near Pennington? Shit, I thought I knew them.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

theres hopewell PA, but its just full of ghosts

[–]lonesome_loner 1 point2 points ago

Lol your name, awesome.

[–]Ellatul 1 point2 points ago

I may also know what high school this is.

[–]whodeybluedevil 4 points5 points ago

Yo I go to HVCHS too!!

[–]123Keks 18 points19 points ago

Proof?

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[–]saford91 5 points6 points ago

Explain why you look like Justin Beiber

EDIT: Noticed the JB calendar in her room, that must be why.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ -2 points-1 points ago

That's just how boys look these days; Not like men.

[–]Meowkit 2 points3 points ago

Wow OP's picture does not do that girl justice.

[–]Cyberslasher -4 points-3 points ago

Explain why you have a photo of her in what is obviously her room with most of the lights turned down.

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[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough.

[–]SharpShooter13 9 points10 points ago

Not sure why you were down voted. This is a legitimate question since several people claim to know these girls.

[–]GoatmanEvil 0 points1 point ago

Indiana?

[–]whodeybluedevil 0 points1 point ago

nj

[–]Solvoid 0 points1 point ago

the one on the left, can you ask her if she would have sex with me? please

[–]Lawlson 1 point2 points ago

I think I know the high school as well, we might have gone to the same high school

[–]btguinn 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was from my high school's rivals. You didn't go to school in NE Arizona, did you?

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[–]btguinn 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's just right down the highway, no big deal. Hahaha.

[–]MrLovelife 0 points1 point ago

So from New Jersey. Why does her thing say I heart Las Vegas? I live in Vegas and she almost looks similar to me to.

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[–]MrLovelife 0 points1 point ago

Girl on far left has a key chain thing that says I heart Vegas.

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[–]MrLovelife 0 points1 point ago

Without ever going? Weird.

[–]RyanChacon25 -1 points0 points ago

I think it might be the same high school I went to, is it in San Diego?

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[–]GenieHunter 0 points1 point ago

Hopewell Valley CHS?

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[–]GenieHunter -1 points0 points ago

I am still in middle school, but fuck they look stupid. I think I know you too.

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[–]GenieHunter -2 points-1 points ago

Middle school. Maybe in 4 years

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[–]GenieHunter 0 points1 point ago

No, next year. Sorry for the misinterpretation, but yeah don't want to start drinking as a freshman. And I was just humouring you.

[–]rollthemice 46 points47 points ago

[–]Odd-One-Out 232 points233 points ago

Here, let me help you make the decision.

[–]anchises868 62 points63 points ago

I screamed a tiny bit while I laughed. Sounded weird, but it was worth it to see.

[–]justifiesactions 9 points10 points ago

the one in the middle is going to be in my nightmares for a while

[–]Lynx77 31 points32 points ago

you beautiful bastard

[–]Zaitsev11 3 points4 points ago

What the actual fuck.

[–]harrygibus 21 points22 points ago

Composite their features together and, swap

[–]Schwoopzy 1 point2 points ago

It's a work of art.

[–]the_friendly_one 47 points48 points ago

Porque no los tres?

[–]gfish93 64 points65 points ago

[–]Gepettolufkin 5 points6 points ago

Las* they're girls so it's feminine.

[–]CaptainCastration 16 points17 points ago

MFW all these girls are from my school http://imgur.com/Cld8q

[–]SgtSteel55 63 points64 points ago

The one on the left is hot.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 13 points14 points ago

I think its the orange tongue.

[–]shit_and_piss 9 points10 points ago

tongue

[–]Bruce_Bruce 3 points4 points ago

Fixed.

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[–]Bruce_Bruce 2 points3 points ago

Huh?

[–]studmuffffffin 5 points6 points ago

The middle one's pretty cute too.

[–]wyattz 26 points27 points ago

The one on the left is intentionally not making a funny face because she wants you to know she is hot, and ruining the spirit of the joke.

[–]kayleecakes 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for having my mind

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 1 point2 points ago

a lot of girls stick their tongues out in photos because they don't like the way they look.

[–]MagicMurderBean 3 points4 points ago

That bitch stole my cheetos.

[–]anotherimprov 1 point2 points ago

AMA

[–]xLuMisx 5 points6 points ago

Make all of them have the same face as the girl on the right.

[–]tubbytubbs666 3 points4 points ago

I agree with this

[–]tyjb9x 6 points7 points ago

Hopewell...

[–]Dacoto 13 points14 points ago

why not all three

[–]anchises868 8 points9 points ago

I know, right? 3 different photos, each with a different face swapped onto the other girls.

[–]kelleyp1212 0 points1 point ago

Mexicangirl.jpeg

[–]george1st 1 point2 points ago

silly, that's not how you internet

[–]bumblebeesscareme 6 points7 points ago

It's between the middle and the right one. The one on the left is making a silly face, sure, but not quite crazy-level silly.

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[–]ExceptionalLiar 3 points4 points ago

One of them looks like a girl I know who goes to school in Ashland

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Ashland Wisconsin? 0.o

[–]ImMystikz 1 point2 points ago

yay wisconsin!

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Internet high five?

[–]ExceptionalLiar 1 point2 points ago

Negative, Oregon

[–]sociallyawkwardperv 33 points34 points ago

There is no Negative, Oregon.

[–]ForgottenFork 12 points13 points ago

That's what they want you to think.

[–]Lakers2416 1 point2 points ago

Edgewater Park, NJ?

[–]whodeybluedevil 2 points3 points ago

Didi?? holy shit

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[–]whodeybluedevil 2 points3 points ago

tyler

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[–]stealthy_mountain 2 points3 points ago

holy shit i know both of you.

[–]whodeybluedevil 1 point2 points ago

Ethan! hooray!

[–]Cyberslasher -3 points-2 points ago

I WANT TO FEEL INCLUDED IN THIS TOTALLY HETERO GROUP PENIS RUBBING, LET ME JOIN IN!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

nope it's in new jersey

[–]btguinn 2 points3 points ago

How does that stop it from being that person's school?

[–]somehow_you_you 9 points10 points ago

No schools in New Jersey.

[–]na4ez 1 point2 points ago

make three different with all of them!

[–]glitterlok 0 points1 point ago

Well, duh...the hot one.

[–]would_i_do_them 1 point2 points ago

yes, yes, awww hail naw

[–]whodeybluedevil 2 points3 points ago

wtf?!?! These girls go to my school (hopewell valley)

[–]MarKUSHH 3 points4 points ago

Imagine cocks in front of all their faces...perfect.

[–]stackbab 49 points50 points ago

Damn you're right, that's actually pretty hilarious!

[–]tehjebus 12 points13 points ago

[–]BabousHouse 1 point2 points ago

Damn you! Now I have to upvote MarKUSHH so people can see the glorious magic you have created.

[–]miraitrunks 1 point2 points ago

id do it for you.. but my Photoshop skills are bad and i feel bad...

[–]M374llic4 -1 points0 points ago

The one on the left might have thrush? She's a pussy licker.

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a fun bunch!

[–]chris549 0 points1 point ago

Too lazy to do it right now but, someone please swap nick cage's face in

[–]GodDangItDale -1 points0 points ago

por que no los tres?

[–]vitamincitysquash 0 points1 point ago

The one on the far left is Chris Farley.

[–]mentoyas 1 point2 points ago

Put nick cages face on them

[–]Thyplosion32 0 points1 point ago

oh my what a nice selection

[–]ManOnMars 0 points1 point ago

The girl on the right's angry facebook post about this reddit post sent me here. Pretty funny.

[–]GreyFoxMe -2 points-1 points ago

Just add sperm to all of them.

[–]BriskEnergy 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm. Face swap the Right two, I need the left one in my office. - Bill Clinton.

[–]Ed-alicious -1 points0 points ago

Lefty would get one.

[–]usetheforce207 -1 points0 points ago

boobies :)

[–]GARRETTKELLEY -2 points-1 points ago

I'll take the one on the left

[–]LemonZorz 0 points1 point ago

neither one is duck facing? im surprised

[–]MeatJerkingBeefBoy -5 points-4 points ago

Can't you just photoshop in three brown paper bags, no holes cut out, and three sets of nice tits

[–]FearAzrael 3 points4 points ago

Meanwhile, in the land of the angry, virgin neckbeards.

[–]MeatJerkingBeefBoy -2 points-1 points ago

... Appears the most angry, sexless, neckbeardiest virgin of all time... Fearazrael

[–]FearAzrael -1 points0 points ago

Bow to your king.

[–]Kratonagan -1 points0 points ago

Nobody noticed that the girl on the far right is wearing a lanyard that says "Las Vegas"?

[–]Kratonagan -1 points0 points ago

Shit, I mean left.

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

there's a button, right under your comment. The one that says edit was specifically made for typos and errors.