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MURICA

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[–]Lokgar 8 points9 points ago

VP? Shit this man should be the president of Murika.

[–]blinkerfluid13 5 points6 points ago

HE HAS MY VOTE.

[–]CookieMan0 6 points7 points ago

WHAT KIND OF SICK COMMIE USES A HECKLER AND KOCH? A GERMAN PUSSY GUN FOR PUSSY GERMANS.

REAL MURICANS USE THE ONE AND ONLY 1911!

[–]MrsDrZoidberg[M] 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore Murican

[–]Shurik3n 1 point2 points ago

I like how the gun is German.

[–]loonsun 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he should be one handing an M4 like a real 'MURICAN

[–]jamith87 -1 points0 points ago

IMPOSTER... ALL 'MURICANS KNOW THAT GINGERS ARE UNFIT FOR LEADERSHIP

[–]lunastella 0 points1 point ago

That made me bust out in the middle of my lecture!

[–]Clay8288314 0 points1 point ago

Not Murican enough it needs a t-rex not a velicaraptor A bald eagle on each shoulder There needs to be fireworks And lastly the t-rex needs to be eating a communist soldier

[–]Deafjams 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this would get taken down for promoting violence in my high school cause M'R'CA

[–]jamith87 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry you go to school in Canada